Oh hey. I found something horrible enough for this thread. It's a bit of a quote, but well...
Meet ThaviduZeroX. According to his current profile, he's 18 years old, Asian American, and still in high school. I'm willing to believe this part is outdated because really, who updates their profile's age and grade regularly?
Of course, it might not be, but I'm giving him the benefit of THIS doubt.
Right under that, we get THIRTY-FIVE PAGE DOWNS before we reach his stories. A warning sign to begin with, but most writers fill this stuff with rants, memes, and junk. THIS guy, though...
First we get his favorite series. Catalogued by media, then company publishing it. He tends to separate these by their American distributors, which is why we get stuff like Fairy Tail, Inducks, Negima, Strike Witches and Trigun under the single heading of Funimation. Things which are not belong to any of these either fall under Other Anime, Adult Anime [which is not only porn] or Adult Manga [which again is not only porn].
The guy is into all the popular stuff. As in, if it was overhyped by Anime News Network, it's here. If it has big boobs and fanservice, it's here. If it's utter dreck, it's here.
Favorite cartoons include every single Nicktoon and Cartoon Cartoon ever, most Disney cartoon series [including Phineas and Ferb, because OF COURSE], Futurama, Family Guy and Cleveland Show, and because why not, The Horse Show. [You'll notice he's no fan of the Simpsons. I understand not being a permanent fan because it's half as old as most people here by now, but there's still good episodes in that.]
Favorite games! He likes everything popular that is also mindless. Metal Gear Solid is not included because it's not mindless, nor is Devil May Cry included. He likes Hotel Dusk, but I find that an outlier.
Favorite TV shows include everything Disney Channel has shown in the last few years, including Hannah Montana, Suite Life, Jonas, Barney, and Power Rangers.
Comic books, novels, and books in general are all shoved into a single thing. Because why not. I'm surprised to see Of Mice and Men here, because that's kind of not the type of book he seems to like. If at all.
WebComics! His taste is crap. I was halfway expecting to see him liking Megatokyo, but I was spared this. [Damn it it's been 10 years since I read that thing, is it over yet?]
Favorite movies is filled with Disney, Dreamworks, weird things like Cats & Dogs, Hellboy, Sherlock Holmes, Battleship, Percy Jackson, Final Destination, and because he's so OBVIOUS... Frozen. Because OF COURSE.
He then put up a list of his favorite characters from every media that's completely empty. Whew!
Then we have his list of favorite... voice actors. I'm... I'm aghast, guys, I really am.
"If I would make a fanfic, I wanted it an Ed, Edd, n Eddy-Crossover Fanfic that might be the most greatest MEGA CROSSOVERS AMONG THE MEGA CROSSOVERS with these series:"
One, he's already got a lot of fanfics. Two... oh gods, where to begin...
-thirty shows from Cartoon Network. Including things like Ninjago and GROJBAND;
-fourteen shows from Nickelodeon. Including Rugrats [um, why?], Rocket Power, Spongebob [oh GOD]...
-thirty shows from Disney... most of which are put under Kingdom Hearts, so we probably should assume they're connected and canon... which include FROZEN because WHY NOT
-three 'miscellaneous' shows... Happy Tree Friends, The Horse Show, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch;
-sixty-three animé series, divided in tiers, with DBZ, Naruto, and Sailor Moon as level 0 and going all the way up/down to Kino's Journey, SHUFFLE! and Urusei Yatsura at level 4, with stuff like VOCALOIDS, Medaka Box, Shaman King, Qwaser, and Mnemosyne at 'unknown levels';
-twenty-five game series, including SUBMACHINE OF ALL ****ING THINGS
-multiple, uncounted fanseries, including a bunch of EEnE fanstuff, Bleedman crap, Dragon Ball Multiverse, and basically EVERY HORRIBLE NARUTO FANFIC YOU CAN FIND IN THEIR CONDENSED, HORRIFYING FORM, ESPECIALLY things that are about Naruto being an incestuous, harem-banging ASSFACE
-all the popular and generic superhero comics you can think of;
-mythology from every single society and nation ever;
-TV Tropes and Newgrounds.
I'm not making this up. He wants to use those two sites in his megacross.
"The Name of this Fan-fiction Series is called "Ed-Chronicles" and my potential OCs of this story so far are:
Eddy's Big Sister, Eddy's Younger Triplet Sister, Edd/Double D's Female Cousin, Ed's Female Cousin, Eddy's "Real" Parents, Edd/Double-D's "Real" Parents, Ed and Sarah's "Real" Parents"
Then we have a list of cameos from every possible media this guy's seen. The list is huge and as separated as before.
The kind of things he wants to include as cameos include Barbie, Pixar's Cars and Planes, Casper, Hello Kitty, Voltron, Berserk, The Basketball Which Kuroko Plays, Monster, GaoGaiGar, Getter Robo, GUNxSWORD, Ojamajo Doremi, "Bosou Renkin", Kamen no Maid Guy, Midori Days, Cyborg 009, Queen's Blade, PaRappa the Rapper, Stupid Lawyers Game, FAT PRINCESS, Patapon, Thief, Adventure Quest, Pac Man, Spyro [not stated which one, so I'm gonna pretend it's ****ing Skylanders], Harry Potter [THE MOVIES NOT THE BOOKS], Percy Jackson [THE MOVIES NOT THE BOOKS], Linkin Park, Cryoshell, and Fallout Boy.
"The Possible Fanfics Genres: Action, Adventure, Harem, Gender Bender, Comedy, Science Fiction, Parody, Romance, Fighting, Yuri, Horror, Incest (Secret), Supernatural, Drama, & Fantasy"
Oh. Yeah, like you hadn't expected the incest after the point about all the Narugod/Naruho fanthings he likes and is inspired by.
There's a harem list. Which is FILLED with incest.
"[Ed] :
Kasumi Kimono, Alex Rocker, Fredwina Jumper, Astarte/Akazukin, Minnie Hopkins, Squid Girl, Luka Megurine
[Edd/Double-D] :
Hikari Kimono, Alyssa Clarise, Katelyn Burrs, Kino, Shana, Holo, Madoka Kaname, Homura Akemi, Mina Tepes, Becky Farrah, Rin Kagamine
[Eddy] :
Ryoko Kimono, Alice Hearts, Alexia Northwood, Katrina Oaks, OC Younger Triplet Sister, OC Elder Sister, OC Cousin, Hakufu Sonsaku, Rias Gremory, Medaka Kurokami, Lucy/Nyuu/Kaede, Moka Akashiya, Haruhi Suzumiya, Rally Vincent, Miku Hatsune
[Grim Jr.] :
Minnie/Mini Mandy, Mimi/Her, Chi
[Johnny Test] :
Mary Test, Susan Test, Juniper Test, Sissy Blakely, Janet Nelson Jr. , Jillian Vegan
[Finn the Human/Mertins] : Marceline Abadeer, Princess Bubblegum, Flame Princess, Fionna the Human Girl, Shoko, Huntress Wizard, Canyon
[Gumball Watterson] :
Nicole Watterson, Lexy Watterson, Jess, Jamie, Carrie Kruger, Penny Fitzgerald, Rachel Wilson, Teri
[Corey Riffin] :Laney Penn,
Trina Riffin, Mina Beff, Carrie Beff
[Ben Tennyson] :
Lucy Mann, Ester, Kai Green, Hope/Charmcaster, Eunice/Unitrix, Princess Attea, Princess Looma, Sunny, Elena Validus
[Timmy Turner] : Vicky, Tootie, Trixie Tang, Veronica, Molly, Man-Die, Missy
[Danny Fenton/Phantom] :
Jazz Fenton, Dani Fenton, Sam Manson, Ember Mclain
[Dipper Pines] :
Mabel Pines, Wendy Corduroy, Candi Chiu, Tambry
[Son Goku/Kakarot] :
Chi-Chi, Son Pan, Gine, Goku's Sister,
[Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze] : Main:
Kushina Uzumaki, Karin Uzumaki, Mito Uzumaki, Kiyomi Uzumaki, Fem. Kurama/Kyuubi, Mikoto Uchiha, Tsunade Senju, Hinata Hyuuga, Anko Mitarashi, Fu, Koyuki Kazahana, Shion, Amaru, Sara, Ryuuzetsu,
Kristina Uchiha, Ren Kurosaki, Akiko Suzuki, Emirii Kirei, Nozomi Kubota, Ayame Tomoka, Kya Side: Sakura Haruno, Tenten, Ino Yamanaka, Kin Tsuchi, Tayuya, Temari, Yugito Nii, Mei Terumi, Kurotsuchi, Shizuka, Guren, Konon, Female Animal Path, Yugao Uzuki, Kurenai Yuhi,
[Ichigo Kurosaki] : Rukia Kuchiki, Orihime Inoue,
Karin Kurosaki, Yuzu Kurosaki, Senna, Matsuri Kudo, Tia Harribel, Soi Fon, Yoruichi Shihoin, Tatsuki Arisawa, Riruka Dokugamine, Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck
[Monkey D. Luffy] : Boa Hancock, Nami, Nico Robin
[Natsu Dragneel] : Lucy Heartfilia, Erza Scarlet, Wendy Marvell, Mirajane Strauss, Lisanna Strauss, Cana Alberona, Laki Olietta, Mavis Vermilion, Kagura Mikazuchi, Millianna, Flare Corona, Yukino Aguria, Ultear Milkovich, Mary Hughes, Coco (Zentopia) , Hisui E. Fiore, Virgo, Imitatia
[Tenchi Masaki] : Ryoko Habuki, Ayeka Masaki/Jurai, Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Sasami Masaki/Jurai, Washu Habuki, Kiyone Mabiki
[Minato Sahashi] : Musubi/#88,
Yukari Sahashi, Kusano/#108, Kazehana/#3, Matsu/#2, Akemi
[Negi Springfield] : Asuna Kagurazaka,
[Keitaro Urashima] : Naru Narusegawa, Mitsune Aonno
[Lelouch Vi Britannia-Lamperouge] :
Nunnally Lamperouge/Vi Britannia, Euphemia Li Britannia, C.C, Kallen Stadtfeld/Kouzuki, Jiang Lihua/Tianzi, Shirley Fenette, Milly Ashford, Nina Einstein, Sayoko Shionzaki, Kaguya Sumeragi
[Ranma Saotome] :
Nodoka Saotome, Akane Tendo, Nabiki Tendo, Kasumi Tendo, Shampoo,
[Touma Kamijou] : Mikoto Misaka, Index Librorum Prohibitorum
[Sora (KH Universe)] : Kairi, Namine, Xion/No. i, Olette, Larxene, Aqua, Tifa Lockheart"
The worst thing is, I think this guy isn't even DONE with his list. Just look at all the commas!
"The potential incest parings in this fanfic are
Alex Mercer X Dana Mercer ([PROTOTYPE]); Vent X Aile, Ashe X Grey (Megaman Franchise), Goku X Videl, Chi-Chi X Gohan, Chi-Chi X Goten, Chi-Chi X Bardock, Chi-Chi X Raditz, Bardock X Videl, Goten X Pan, Gohan X Pan (DRAGON BALL Franchise {one-time only} )"
Someone tell me what the hell can be incestuous between Chichi and Bardock or Raditz, or between Goku and Videl.
And then we get into the list of characters, and... oh my gods...
"Main: Ed, Edd/Double D, Eddy, Edna, Edwina (Technomaru OC), Edith, Eddie/I.E., Eda (Sevansan-7 OC), Molly, Sandy, (Manta-Bee OC), Willy (LeftHandLiam1988 OC), Eddrick (Crimson Man OC), Edina/Edi (PandaBearRae OC), Eed (Vince8000 OC), Etsuo (Cimmerian-Zion OC), Edell (Amarantha-Lyuben OC), Tripper (SuperSaiyanKirby OC), James Cool Sportsman Jr. (Thuglife64 OC), Alexia Northwood (Lovly Lexie OC), Trevor Birmingston (Nintendo-Nut 1 OC)"
This is just on Ed, Edd n Eddy. We have no less than TEN additional Eds.
"BigBads: Eddy's Brother, Julie Killer, Tara Killer, Lindsay Killer, (Technomaru OC), Ryan O'Donnell, Harrison Powalski, Collin Dengar (Dr.Raymond Stanz OC), Denise Concor, Luke Concor, Michael Concor (Sevansan-7 OC), Evil Tim, Evil Jim, Evil Kim, Dr. Gero (EEnE Z), Professor Utonium (EEnE Z), Platinum, Kano, Chiece, Android 32, Banoka, Oskuro (SSJ7G OC), The Destroyer of Light, The Man in Shadows, (TheArcticDemon OC), Lord Vull Nurible/Stalwart, Oliver White, Unnamed Vampire (Nintendo-Nut 1 OC), Xeno, Alpha (Yukimizuno OC)"
We then have a bunch of stolen OCs, some with EXTREMELY stupid names [Evil Jim and Evil Kim? REALLY?!]...
"Others 1: Alex Rocker, Alyssa Clarise (Demonic Lil Angel OC), Alice Hearts (Alice Marie Hearts OC), Mark Herrison (The Arctic Demon OC), Erin Mari Kanker (Cimmerian-Zion OC), Roxanne, Vanessa H (Vaness96 OC), Freya (GubbinsOToole OC), Rachel Carlyle, Roxy (Squeaken-1 OC)
Others 2: Fletcher Skylark, Michiko Phan, Perceval Corps, Miranda Fiinch, Matilde Cruz, Wendy Stein, Nozomi Michiyoka, Frankie Sanford, Elwood (Nintendo-Nut 1 OC), Chaun Boudreaux (JUnlimited2k7 OC), AC (Numbuh-0 OC), Michelle (Numbuh-0 OC), Adele (GabiSaKuRa OC)
Others 3: Deirdre, Laetitia, Anastasia Stephan, Damy, Bebe Kanker (VampireMeerkat OC), Anna, Anita, Antoney (YoungMadScientist OC), Corey, Drew, Zack, Zuki, Brendon, Danielle, Michael, Chase, Bowen (SSJ7G OC), Babs Lafleur, Suzy Lafleur, Nana Lafleur (Bonny Banshey OC), Mary Hallor (I-Live-2-RP OC)
Others 4: Kitaro Kimono, Ryoko Kimono, Hikari Kimono, Kasumi Kimono (Technomaru OC), Caity (TsukiOhkami OC), Kaite/Katrina Oaks (KisaShikaObsessed OC), Kate/Katelyn Burrs (Hyperactive721 OC), Kat/Katlyn (TheLittlestbloodrose OC), Magia (HyperHugz OC), Nel (FearsUnspoken OC), Fredwina Jumper (Gizbear OC), Melody (Melodycass OC), Noir (Lunar Mew OC)
Others 5: Rachel, Kyle, Jenna, Paul, Zoey, (MonkeyPhoenix325 OC), Kasey (Lonewolf20 OC), Vlad (DevaPein OC), Tyrone, Kate [Eed's Sister] , Yoko [Eed's Girlfriend] (Vince8000 OC), Victoria Kanker (Vince8000 OC), Brit, Britt, & Britney (SarahSkunky OC)"
ALL OF THESE OCs... many of which are unexplained and, at the same time, probably not meant to be used together or in such scenarios...
We then get lists from the other series. Most of them are quite blank out and have very few, if no, OCs of their own, relying on their own original casts. We have all of the surviving villains from Courage the Cowardly Dog [for some reason], Puffy Ami Yumi, TONS of Gumball OCs, MS Madocant's villain is stated as 'questionable', and UGH I can't STAND how some of my favorites actually have roles in this crap.
It ends with him listing gods from various obvious religions before he'll finally let us read... his Favorites. Because no, he's never written anything in his life.
This is huge, and stupid, and I hate him, and I want him to never write this ever ever.
