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Not FF.net, but some of you have probably heard of an infamous Harry Potter slashfic called "Little Miss Mary":

http://www.e-fic.com/athea/hp/ (bottom of page)

It's just a long, poorly-written, bizarre fanfic that is 80% Harry/Snape sex, 10% other characters having gay sex, 9% Snape bitching about how much he hates Harry's aunt/uncle/feels-guilty-about-having-sex-with-a-14 year-old-boy-he-cast-a-spell-on-to-make-him-look-like-a-prepubescent-tranny-but-still-does-it-anyway, and 1% plot. HP slash is not that uncommon, but... I'll just let this excerpt of a conversation between Harry and Snape speak for itself (remember: Harry is FOURTEEN and retarded "innocent")

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?!?!?!? said:
He giggled just a little and raised his head to look at me. Then in a little whisper, he asked me the question I'd never thought to hear from his lips. "You get hard, too? What makes that happen?"

For a long moment, I froze in disbelief. Dear heavens, did I answer honestly? Did I hope he might feel a fraction for me what I was feeling for him? Swallowing hard, I decided to go the honesty route. A flick of my fingers and a small privacy bubble kept anyone from over hearing us
"Harry, you're growing up and your body is changing to meet new needs. A man's shaft can do more than one thing. It helps us eliminate wastes but it also delivers seed to a woman's uterus for the making of a child." Looking into wide green eyes, I suddenly wished for an anatomy text. "When you harden it simply means you're . . . sexually excited."

"So when my shaft gets hard, it wants to find a girl?" His voice rose to a squeak.

"Sometimes it does. But some people get excited about both girls and boys, which means you're bisexual instead of heterosexual or homosexual."

He frowned a little. "What do those words mean? How can you tell if you're one or the other?"

I chuckled and used my finger to smooth out the little wrinkle between his eyes. "Think of your Latin, Harry. Hetero means male/female; homo means male/male and bisexual means you like both. Your body usually tells your brain what feels good. Being in your teens, you can experiment and see what happens."

He thought about that for a long moment while I kept up my soothing circles on his back. His eyes came back to mine shyly. "Um, I sort of like boys more than girls. Sometimes lately I . . . get hard in the locker room after a game when I see some of the other boys. I kissed Cho a few months ago and it was okay but not really special. I didn't get hard like this at all."

"Ah," I wanted very badly to kiss him but I didn't want to frighten him. "I must admit I have always preferred men to women although they are beautiful creatures."

"You too?" His smile was beautiful. "They have prettier clothes, too." Harry smoothed out the green dress he'd picked.

"Now that is very true." I chuckled and watched him grin impishly. "Some men like dressing up in women's clothing in the privacy of their own home. Will it be hard for you to keep wearing girl's skirts and dresses?"

He shook his head and smiled up at me. "No, they feel kind of neat. The air feels nice under my skirt and the underwear makes my stomach feel funny but good. What kind did you get me while I was changing?"
 
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I brought this up over at the SJW thread before, but it's been a while and I got more confirmations on stuff that makes it viable to share it

I managed to talk to one of the people who was involved in a mess involving a very nasty FanFiction.net writer over at das-sporking, earlier this year. They wrote their thoughts on it in their journal, and although they're keeping the post private for now, they're still considering whether to post it openly or not. They don't exactly mind sharing it under an anonymous nature, it's more of a 'I can't keep anonymous on the journal'.

I'll be keeping it under wraps as possible, just in case.

So. A while back, there was an incident over at das_sporking when sweettalkeress decided to spork one of Farla's earlier works, Unoriginality. I was one of the fans of said sporking and got involved in the mess that happened in the comments section, and I'll take all the blame I deserve for what happened afterwards. I won't apologize, but not because I see myself as righteous. I just won't apologize to Farla because I don't have any respect for her and she's not shown any reason why I should.

Among the readers and commenters was Act. Act talks to Farla regularly. When Farla arrived at the community to say her piece, she claimed she found it on her own, but I hope anyone can understand why I'm not so convinced of that. It's 'convenient' enough that Farla already had someone who knew and could've linked her to it from the start to tell her about it.

Is what I'm saying true? No. I'm actually not accusing Act of telling her, because I have no evidence. Act has no reason to say she linked it either, and it benefits Farla to claim she's the only one who found it, because counter-accusations are impossible without something like hacking their accounts, which I refuse to do. This isn't a formal accusation. It's me not liking what happened and making up my own claims.

At any rate. At first, the sporking had only Act as the dissenting voice. Act kept on mocking sweettalkeress in none-too-pleasant ways, still keeping up a level of civility to keep from outright flaming, but the annoying part was the insistence that sweettalkeress had received a bad review from Farla and thus had a grudge against her. No matter how many times sweettalkeress answered in the negative, the accusation returned.

Shortly after the sporking started, posts about it started appearing in Farla's livejournal. I will not link to them here, but it is not impossible to see them; they are public and it requires no effort do check on them. This is possibly one thing I can respect her for: she's got enough courage to stand up for her words and ideals, even when it means people hate her.

For the most part, discussion on the subject was peaceful, until sweettalkeress reached chapter 14. This was the first of the two major events of this thing.

There's one point where Farla brings up that the name Ivy is sexist. I've seen similar arguments before so I will confirm that I actually understand why it can be seen as such, and I don't disagree. sweettalkeress did not think so, and by pointing that out she made it clear that she did not see the sexism in it herself.

Act did not take that well. At all.

To summarize the argument, Act insisted the name was sexist and that sweettalkeress was misogynistic for disagreeing. People started asking why it was an issue, and Act continued to insist that it was. When people, including myself, suggested that the character was sexist due to her portrayal as a whole - being a beautiful woman in a swimsuit and coat and other traits, Act not only disagreed and insisted that her issue was primarily with the name, but that the people involved were being sexist by not considering her argument and instead trying to silence her argument because she was saying things we disagreed with. She also had a major issue with people arguing against her point of view that Professor Juniper, from the Gen 5 games, was less sexist a character than Ivy.

I will not speak for everyone here, but the problem I have with this is different from what she claimed.

Act declared misogyny for people who disagreed about a name being less sexist than an appearance. This is a bold accusation on a livejournal community which, as far as I've noticed, is mostly staffed by and filled with women. I do believe women can be misogynistic towards one another - look at the social justice mishaps on tumblr or twitter, where third wave feminists are quite prone to telling women they're wrong if they're not being victims the right way - but the subject matter of the sporkings, as far as I've seen, make it hard to make this conclusion, considering most of the books they have issue with are legitimately sexist and misogynistic.

When she accused the community of sexism and misogyny, she was dismissing the community out of selfishness and because she knew she had to defend her friend while she wasn't involved. She also refused to accept any arguments to the opposite, under the grounds that they were sexist and misogynistic arguments.

I do not speak for any female posters who replied to the major argument at the time. I can't tell who is and who is not a woman in that board, and in fact, I make it my business to imagine that, unless stated otherwise, it's a girl who I'm talking to. So I can only assume that there were girls other than Act in that discussion, which makes the argument unfair.

The argument led to one of the nastiest points in the whole debacle. Over at Farla and Act's livejournal, the two of them had a good old time trash-talking sith-droideka, whose major faults were:
-not agreeing with her arguments;
-disagreeing that Juniper is a sexist character [because Cedric Juniper leads her by the hand like a Big Strong Man that he is];
-being a man;
-having some incriminating evidence in his FanFiction.net account, which may or may not have been simply his choice image of Mitt Romney.

They were far more hurtful about the sporking there, where they had the home advantage and could simply declare people were stalkers for coming over to question the discussion. No one did this - this is simply what I've seen elsewhere, in other incidents. They spoke quite badly of not only the sporking but das-sporking itself, claiming that it was not really feminist and that it indulged in female-shaming and pro-sexism messages.

The post after this one was the last in the sporking, and the second incident as well. It can be summarized as a simple thing: Farla got involved.

Things were ugly. Very ugly. Anyone who checks the community's history at around that time can see Mervin had a lot to say about it. All the posts involved were deleted, which is why there's no evidence, but I can give at least an idea of what happened.

First and foremost, Farla denied the right to spork her work. She insisted that the biggest issue was that it was not being 'done right', but the issue there is one of Death of the Author, which she is claiming does not apply to her. I am not talking about the fact that the author cannot deny a point of view - I am talking about the fact that Farla refused to accept the criticism aimed at her story because it was wrong to see it at all like this.

This is equivalent to Meyer claiming that it is wrong to see racism in her stories because she is not racist. It is perfectly valid for a reader to ignore her claims if the text supports their view more. Farla was similarly claiming that there is only one possible way to read her story and that people who disagree are wrong and thus should not at all try to describe their point of view.

Death of the Author should be used responsibly. However, it cannot be denied either. Death of the Author, ultimately, means 'once something is published, it's fair to come to different conclusions from the original intent if the text supports them'. It's why so many people have come to conclusions like 'Sailor Pluto is evil' or 'Dumbledore is evil': they think the text supports this opinion, in part based on what other people have proposed as actual fact.

Another issue in this mess is Farla claiming that this story was not a good target for judgement of her person because it is almost ten years old and she is, in theory, no longer the same person as she used to be. While one can agree that using outdated content to judge an author now is not the fairest, it so happens to be a fact that Farla has refused to be judged on the contents of her stories when they were more modern.

Farla accepts no criticism about Lucki because she used it to prove a point, nevermind that she phrases her final response in one of the most mean-spirited manners she could have done and she refuses to accept that a Sue written well is no longer a Sue, or that the reason why people supported and cheered for the Sue was poor writing not making the character unlikeable like she expected/hoped she was. Or, if the intention truly was to criticize the state of Pokémon fandom, then she still indulged in Affirming the Consequent, which is not exactly a good method of proving a point.

Farla doesn't take Pokémon Revolution criticism seriously if they act like the characters are some sort of hivemind where they must all be one side or another, each side can't have rotten members and good members, and Protagonist-Centered Morality is a myth.

Farla does not accept Unoriginality being criticized because she was fifteen years old when she wrote it and now that she is older this is no longer a valid reading of her personality or character at all. She spent most of the time she was there ordering sweettalkeress to stop her sporking because it was wrong for this very reason.

I understand we cannot be judged for our acts forever. A crime has a set punishment time and all. But the fact is that if you're an idiot when you're a kid, the correct response to being told you were an idiot back then is not to tell the other person they are not allowed to say you were an idiot then because you are no longer an idiot. I did some very unpleasant things when I was a child and teenager, things I regret. And of course I would have a problem with being told about that when I grew up, if I showed that I was a different person. But Farla doesn't show it. She makes it clear she's still the same person she used to be, who likes to troll people, laugh at people who disagree with her, and does not regret her work.

This is relevant. She does not make it clear she regrets her work. She may not declare pride, but nowhere in her comments about the story has she said she was a stupid teenager when she wrote it - and yes, one must admit they were stupid, because using their age as an excuse does not work. She simply demanded to not be judged for her older work, which is not how a reviewer must behave.

Because then it brings up a question: HOW is one to review her work?

Unoriginality cannot be criticized because it was written years ago, even though it contains many of the same issues that were displayed in Lucki and Pokémon Revolution, where they are played closer to fact. Lucki cannot be criticized because it was always meant to prove a point, even though said point she was trying to prove boiled down to 'the masses can justify why they like non-heroic characters'. Pokémon Revolution cannot be criticized because it's trying to be dark and gritty and serious and the characters are legitimate and fair, even though the story verges too much on portraying everyone as assholes and yet promote the view that Pokémon training is evil - which Farla reiterates in as many of her works as possible, without changing her tone.

Farla acted persecuted through the entire mess. When the mods tried to stop the arguments from growing too nasty, as they had been in previous posts, she took offense to it because the moderator used 'you' as a generalizer and she thought it was all about her. When she was told that it was assumed someone had linked her, she took offense to it. When the mods tried to be respectful towards her and solve the situation in a manner they deemed fair, she took offense to it.

Farla has described das-sporking as part of a 'culture of nice', a circle-jerk, and overall has only negative feelings towards the community, because their response was not to her liking. Because nobody was banned from it. Because the only punishment sweettalkeress received was to have her sporking frozen and all comments deleted.

This is what happened. This is my report on the whole situation, mostly collected from the messages I exchanged at the time and from memory.

tl;dr: trolls be trolling get used to it

To everyone who has read it, please don't go bother those people. It's best to deny them attention, for now.
 
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It's good practice, IMO. A lot of fanfiction writers start very young, and making up new stories for old characters or settings can help you learn the rudiments of constructing a plot. I started writing fic at thirteen, and most of those legendary 1,000,000 bad words were written out by the time I started working on original stuff.

And now that easy self-publishing is a thing, fanfiction helps keep writers' first terrible stories safely penned up on ff.net instead of possibly reaching and scarring a wider public. The mess that is Fifty Shades of Grey should serve as a warning of what kind of beasts fanfic can keep contained ...

I know I'm late to the game, but... They're making a film for Fifty Shades of Grey in 2015; just like the Twilight series (which is NOTHING BUT FF...), this has no right to be called literature when it likely ONLY appeals to the writer and not those it was meant for, like he wider public. Try telling that to the writer and calling them out on it, though. It's net to impossible, hence why today's literary culture is in such a terrible state - and the lack of control over fanfiction in general (AKA the 90% trash plaguing the internet!) isn't helping...

I really wish there were some way to stop Mary Sues from existing in general, knowing how Fifty Shades of Gray is blowing up like Twilight - and ruining American literary culture all around by thinking this is what just about all people like to read... When that just isn't true at all.

Too bad no one wants to tread on the little guy... Even though that said little guy who is a grand majority of fanfic writers everywhere (Even if just IMHO), can't write to save their lives and won't the the criticism necessary to guide themselves toward making real art so crap like the examples I've mentioned can stop becoming top - sellers, when all they deserve is to be mocked, along with those responsible for said mock - worthy material...
 
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If you want some fun, go to the Call of Duty section of FF.net, and perform the following drinking game.

Take a sip whenever zombies are a component of the story.
Take a shot whenever OCs are the main characters
Take two shots if the OCs are furries
Take a shot if the story features yaoi
Take an additional shot if it features Ghost/Roach as the pairing
Take a shot if the story is the exact same as canon, just with more characters
 
I know I'm late to the game, but... They're making a film for Fifty Shades of Grey in 2015; just like the Twilight series (which is NOTHING BUT FF...), this has no right to be called literature when it likely ONLY appeals to the writer and not those it was meant for, like he wider public. Try telling that to the writer and calling them out on it, though. It's net to impossible, hence why today's literary culture is in such a terrible state - and the lack of control over fanfiction in general (AKA the 90% trash plaguing the internet!) isn't helping...

I really wish there were some way to stop Mary Sues from existing in general, knowing how Fifty Shades of Gray is blowing up like Twilight - and ruining American literary culture all around by thinking this is what just about all people like to read... When that just isn't true at all.

Too bad no one wants to tread on the little guy... Even though that said little guy who is a grand majority of fanfic writers everywhere (Even if just IMHO), can't write to save their lives and won't the the criticism necessary to guide themselves toward making real art so crap like the examples I've mentioned can stop becoming top - sellers, when all they deserve is to be mocked, along with those responsible for said mock - worthy material...

There have always been bad books. The reason you don't hear about "penny dreadfuls" is that no one found them worthy to preserve. Thus, we get the best of the best from the past. (Or stuff like 120 Days of Sodom which was too shocking not to preserve.)
 
There have always been bad books. The reason you don't hear about "penny dreadfuls" is that no one found them worthy to preserve. Thus, we get the best of the best from the past. (Or stuff like 120 Days of Sodom which was too shocking not to preserve.)
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("The Air Pirate and His Steerable Airship")

=> some have taken to preserving these.
 
There have always been bad books. The reason you don't hear about "penny dreadfuls" is that no one found them worthy to preserve. Thus, we get the best of the best from the past. (Or stuff like 120 Days of Sodom which was too shocking not to preserve.)
Varney the Vampire is probably the only one of them that anyone still remembers.
 
Ahhhh, have I a FF for you. It involves the Legend of Zelda, and griffins, and orgies and one of the world's greatest Mary Sues named Jenna. Pull up a seat and pour yourself a tall drink or four- you'll need 'em.

My I present to you... My Inner Life.


Click on the "watch on YouTube" button to go to the entire playlist, which has two prologue parts, 42 audio chapters (dramatically read by the amazing manwithoutabody), two author's notes, and also a drinking game. Yes, it is quite a lot to take in, but I assure you, if you emerge from the other side alive, you will be a much stronger individual for it. Or mentally deranged. Whichever.
Holy fuck, that shit has more warnings on that than a mountain-sized barrel of nuclear waste.
 
I've got another drinking game for y'all, this time for the Aliens/Predator Section of FF.net:

Take a sip if the story in question refers to the predators as the "Yautja"
Take a shot if the predators get into relationships with human characters
Take a shot should the humans take up the predator lifestyle
Take a sip whenever an OC is the main character
Take an additional shot if the OC is a Predator
Finish the glass if the OC is an Alien
Take a shot if the story is a rehash of the movies, but with more OCs

These drinking games work just fine if you just skim the summaries of each story too, in case you don't have the stomach to read these penny dreadfuls.
 
As an aside, one of my favorite authors, as well as a personal lolcow of mine, would have to be a fella by the name of DragonKnightRyu. The reason I just get so amused by the guy is because of how formulaic his stories are.

Pretty much all of his stories go like this:

1. He is the main character. No, seriously, most of his fanfics have an OC self insert of himself. He also always looks the same, as in he's a rugged fella with short crew-cut style hair, wearing quasi military gear in green and black. He also has Chris-Chan eyes, in that he has heterochromia.
2. His romantic interest is almost always a genderswapped main character. His favorites include Kira Yamato, Naruto Uzumaki, and Harry Potter to a lesser degree.
3. He usually talks about the breast size of the genderswapped character. For example, I can recite off the top of my head how big he makes Kira's tits, since he brings them up in every story.
4. He usually has some "crazy" berserker mode that allows him to win any time he wants to. It's brought up whenever he feels a huge amount of angst or when a "loved" one dies.
5. He faces almost no challenge whatsoever from his opponents. Not including his berserker mode, he usually is heavily trained and a veteran of some sort or another. I don't think I've ever seen him write a time where he loses.
6. Chapter length. Brevity is the soul of wit and this guy just wastes my time. Seriously, he on average writes about 10k words per chapter nowadays, which makes going through his stuff a slog.

He also has some rarer quirks, like these:
6. Porn. He likes to sometimes write "hot" scenes where he bones his genderswapped waifu of the week.
7. Crossovers. He has a tendency, although it's not universal, towards crossing over ideas just because they sounded cool. Examples of this include Star Wars and Naruto, and Gundam SEED/Gundam 00.

Here's a link by the way, for those who are curious: Da Dang Dirty Link
 
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Anybody who writes has at one point in their lives written fanfiction. It's sometimes the jumping off point that leads to a lifelong love of the written word. And so I can't really look down on folk that have started by doing so. I've done it myself in my younger days and embarrassingly enough I will admit that some of my characters were complete Mary Sues. But that's not the problem.

The real problem is when you start off on a site like Fanfiction.com and receive nothing but praise. Literally check any story there, no matter how bad it is you will find the praise and the kudos outnumber the critiques by at least 10:1 and that's being generous. I've seen terrible stories that are nothing but praise. This isn't the problem. No, that happens later when the author now thinking they're a great writer decides to go to another fanfiction site and post their works there. A site that might care a little more and suddenly they are confronted with the awful truth that their writing sucks. Well there's the denial, calling everybody a hater, trying to turn it around so they're protecting themselves and so on. It usually ends with the person going back to their hugbox on Fanfiction and having people say their stories are wonderful.

The result is, that person will never grow as an author and they will continue in their bad habits.
 
Sorry for necroing this thread, but I have noticed that this FF.Net user topic is mostly about the authors. And while that makes sense, I believe we're overlooking the side of the coin: the critics.

Or more specifically, the dedicated flamers.

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2255095/The-Fox-Familiar

Behold, a flamer with a whopping 45,926 word description (that's fucking novella length), most of which is showcasing arguments with fic writers and stating the "rules" of fan fiction... the rules she made up and enforces all by herself and nobody else recognizes.

Lowlights include:

  • Expressing disgust at women for writing slash and pitying their boyfriends
  • Claiming to be against non-con fics as a defender against the horrors of rape while wishing rape on fan fic authors she disagrees with
  • Stating BDSM is never consensual and those who practice it are deviants
  • Claiming that sodomy is solely practiced between homosexuals and is the sole source of STDs, as well as that it always results in anal tearing
  • Declaring fics that go against canon as "against the rules" and declaring herself the self-proclaimed Fan Fiction Police
  • Bitching about liberals, homosexuals, feminists and the Southern Poverty Law Center
  • Talking down to people who are reasonably wondering what the fuck this bitch is going on about when they fail to understand her fucking crazy talk
  • Displaying the usernames of "hunts" like she was fucking Joe McCarthy with a list of communist spies
  • Telling people to get out of America while having a location set in Canada
She came across my radar because I reblogged a post on Tumblr complaining about her and called her a loser, so she linked my Tumblr at the top of her page and I got angry asks from writers calling me homophobic racist trash.

I started a Tumblr gathering some of her more interesting quotes a while back but haven't touched it in a while, as it was originally there to try and get her banned. But that won't happen because FF.net doesn't actually seem to give a fuck, no matter how many people reported her. So maybe you guys will get a kick out of how totally fucking bonkers she is.

(Not sure if she warrants her own thread since she doesn't seem to have any other traceable web presence but yeah.)
 
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To give you an idea on how little of a fuck FF.net gives, technically any fic with sexual scenes, and I mean both soft and hard core stuff, isn't supposed to be on the site as according to the rules they have on it (last I checked). Does that stop anything? Nope.

Also, that person is starting to become a contender for the pathetic person on ff.net I've ever seen. That's saying a lot mind you, since I've read over 60 chapters of this miscarriage fashion show.

As to critics and flamers in general; as long as they at least try and point something, anything, out in their comment, no matter how full of bile and acid, I'm cool with it. Just screeching "I WANT YOU DEAD/I WANNA RAPE YOU" at the author is just not in good form by itself; it fails to reflect why the story is bad, and it makes you look like a chimp dressed in a clown suit.
 
Sorry for necroing this thread, but I have noticed that this FF.Net user topic is mostly about the authors. And while that makes sense, I believe we're overlooking the side of the coin: the critics.

Or more specifically, the dedicated flamers.

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2255095/The-Fox-Familiar

Behold, a flamer with a whopping 45,926 word description (that's fucking novella length), most of which is showcasing arguments with fic writers and stating the "rules" of fan fiction... the rules she made up and enforces all by herself and nobody else recognizes.

Lowlights include:

  • Expressing disgust at women for writing slash and pitying their boyfriends
  • Claiming to be against non-con fics as a defender against the horrors of rape while wishing rape on fan fic authors she disagrees with
  • Stating BDSM is never consensual and those who practice it are deviants
  • Claiming that sodomy is solely practiced between homosexuals and is the sole source of STDs, as well as that it always results in anal tearing
  • Declaring fics that go against canon as "against the rules" and declaring herself the self-proclaimed Fan Fiction Police
  • Bitching about liberals, homosexuals, feminists and the Southern Poverty Law Center
  • Talking down to people who are reasonably wondering what the fuck this bitch is going on about when they fail to understand her fucking crazy talk
  • Displaying the usernames of "hunts" like she was fucking Joe McCarthy with a list of communist spies
  • Telling people to get out of America while having a location set in Canada
She came across my radar because I reblogged a post on Tumblr complaining about her and called her a loser, so she linked my Tumblr at the top of her page and I got angry asks from writers calling me homophobic racist trash.

I started a Tumblr gathering some of her more interesting quotes a while back but haven't touched it in a while, as it was originally there to try and get her banned. But that won't happen because FF.net doesn't actually seem to give a fuck, no matter how many people reported her. So maybe you guys will get a kick out of how totally fucking bonkers she is.

(Not sure if she warrants her own thread since she doesn't seem to have any other traceable web presence but yeah.)
Wow. The autism is strong in this one.
Seriously, your goal in life is to endlessly flame stupid fan fic writers? I can tell who's dumber, the obnoxious bad writers, or FoxFlamer.
Please, keep me updated. This person sounds positively delightful.
Also :
It's official. Women love rape.
FoxFlamer is apparently @Holden
 
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Here's a drinking game for looking at fan fics for the South Park fandom:

Take a shot for every Mary Sue OC that makes Stan/Kyle/Kenny/Cartman fall head over heels in love within the first 30 seconds of them meeting her
Take a shot for every slash fic where *every* boy in South Park is gay and coupled up with another boy
Take a shot for every "ERMAGERD, STAN AND HIS SISTER SHELLY HAVE SEX! THIS FIC IS EDGY!" Fic.
 
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Wow. The autism is strong in this one.
Seriously, your goal in life is to endlessly flame stupid fan fic writers? I can tell who's dumber, the obnoxious bad writers, or FoxFlamer.
Please, keep me updated. This person sounds positively delightful.
Also :

FoxFlamer is apparently @Holden


Fox Familiar is dumber, no contest. The bad fan fic writers are at least creating something, even if it's derivative or cliched or boring or just plain bad. Theirs is a labor of love.

Fox Familiar is creating nothing and only doing it for the smug sense of superiority over other stupider, less-enlightened women.

The fan fiction writers are totally upfront about the fact that they're engaging in masturbation. Fox Familiar just tries to put on airs like they aren't, but it's merely a wank of a different flavor.
 
Fox Familiar is dumber, no contest. The bad fan fic writers are at least creating something, even if it's derivative or cliched or boring or just plain bad. Theirs is a labor of love.

Fox Familiar is creating nothing and only doing it for the smug sense of superiority over other stupider, less-enlightened women.

The fan fiction writers are totally upfront about the fact that they're engaging in masturbation. Fox Familiar just tries to put on airs like they aren't, but it's merely a wank of a different flavor.

Read through her bio, and yeah, she definitely reeks of "I am just so much better then all of you" smugness.
 
Sorry for necroing this thread, but I have noticed that this FF.Net user topic is mostly about the authors. And while that makes sense, I believe we're overlooking the side of the coin: the critics.

Or more specifically, the dedicated flamers.

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2255095/The-Fox-Familiar

Behold, a flamer with a whopping 45,926 word description (that's fucking novella length), most of which is showcasing arguments with fic writers and stating the "rules" of fan fiction... the rules she made up and enforces all by herself and nobody else recognizes.

Lowlights include:

  • Expressing disgust at women for writing slash and pitying their boyfriends
  • Claiming to be against non-con fics as a defender against the horrors of rape while wishing rape on fan fic authors she disagrees with
  • Stating BDSM is never consensual and those who practice it are deviants
  • Claiming that sodomy is solely practiced between homosexuals and is the sole source of STDs, as well as that it always results in anal tearing
  • Declaring fics that go against canon as "against the rules" and declaring herself the self-proclaimed Fan Fiction Police
  • Bitching about liberals, homosexuals, feminists and the Southern Poverty Law Center
  • Talking down to people who are reasonably wondering what the fuck this bitch is going on about when they fail to understand her fucking crazy talk
  • Displaying the usernames of "hunts" like she was fucking Joe McCarthy with a list of communist spies
  • Telling people to get out of America while having a location set in Canada
She came across my radar because I reblogged a post on Tumblr complaining about her and called her a loser, so she linked my Tumblr at the top of her page and I got angry asks from writers calling me homophobic racist trash.

I started a Tumblr gathering some of her more interesting quotes a while back but haven't touched it in a while, as it was originally there to try and get her banned. But that won't happen because FF.net doesn't actually seem to give a fuck, no matter how many people reported her. So maybe you guys will get a kick out of how totally fucking bonkers she is.

(Not sure if she warrants her own thread since she doesn't seem to have any other traceable web presence but yeah.)
FartFamiliar said:
Greetings. I am the Fox Familiar, flamer extraordinaire and wanderer. You may be here because I flamed you, or popped that Special Snowflake bubble, or said something that you were wholly unused to; or, you may be here because of the many tumblrs about me, started by dim-witted, disgusting, and disrespectful fangirls whose tongues waggle more ways than a biker can travel through Thailand's highways. You could also be here because I said something to a friend, acquaintance, or even lover of yours, and you felt the need to splerge your white knight syndrome to my PM inbox, a devoted thing that has bore the brunt of your antics since its inception on that wondrous Valentine's day. No matter the cause, if you are here to say something, you better have something noteworthy to say, else you'll be laughed at and seen as a sheep and your long, long screed on how I am wrong will be promptly deleted. That, or if you insist on acting like a mouthy wench, will make me wave you away quicker, because anyone who speaks out of both sides of their mouth deserves to have it permanently shut. If you think you can convince me of my wrongdoings by acting like a militia feminist or LGBTard, you'll happily be seen as illiterate, sub-human filth and I will not waste my time. If you have more holes in your head than a sponge, well, there's no point in me trying to convince you, is there?
-Typical person who thinks bloviating makes them look smart, ironically exposes her lunacy
-Dismisses all arguments as "illiterate", "stupid", and whatever insults she can pull out of a thesaurus
-Uses more comparisons than a stereotypical Texan character in a cartoon

That's just the first paragraph of this drivel. I think I'm gonna have fun with her. :ween:
 
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