"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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eldri said:
In all honesty, the merch store will provide great content for this thread.

Imagine all the candid photos or selfies of his fans wearing the merch.

"I AM SWEETIE SQUAD"
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I'm salivating at the thought of that. One of the neckbeards on AVGN'S Rental Reviews was wearing a cringe custom metokur shirt.
 
ScamL Likely said:
Baste sweaty squid. Show daddy how big you are, awoooo, &c.

Muh jealousy is always the queerest cope in these situations.
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Funny that essentially call me a Metokur dick sucker for simply stating that Null might be a little jealous of Metokurs success. I'm not going to sit here and defend everything Metokur does. He is a queer who went back on his principles on numerous occasions and you have every right to chastise him for that. I don't enjoy Metokur for his "brand" or "personality" He is just a funny voice behind a microphone. The reason I enjoy his content is because he compiles information from 400+ page threads on autistic individuals into easily palatable 30 minute videos. I think that it is perfectly reasonable to suggest that Null might be peeved at Metokur for making so much money off of the farms. He doesn't take the risk of hosting the content. He doesn't have to pay the bills to keep the forum running. He just takes the most family friendly and non-offensive parts of KF threads and compiles them into a video or stream that he can monetize.
 
Big Bad Fish said:
No, it's normal for literally anything branded. Most branded hats are around 35 actually. Try shopping for yourself for once, or at least tag along when your mom does it.
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Most hats are faggy though, better off buying something else. Unless ya got style of course.
 
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Mex-sama said:
Most hats are faggy though, better off buying something else. Unless ya got style of course.
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I mean, if we are judging things on a scale of Faggotry I think the most Tolerable thing would be a Mug since that is more of a household item then some shirt that makes you a walking advertisement.
 
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Superman93 said:
Oh make no mistake it isn't like it's monetarily expensive. It's the fact that:

1. Why would a buy something that looks shitty?
2. Why would I or anyone bankroll a cow?
3. Why would I buy something from someone who at times goes on long autistic about how youtubers who sell merch are con-men? Hypocrisy aside, again, he unironically will straight up call your an exceptional individual for doing so.

That's why all of this is funny as shit to me.
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Those are all perfectly valid points.
 
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Bugs_Galore said:
Funny that essentially call me a Metokur dick sucker for simply stating that Null might be a little jealous of Metokurs success. I'm not going to sit here and defend everything Metokur does. He is a queer who went back on his principles on numerous occasions and you have every right to chastise him for that. I don't enjoy Metokur for his "brand" or "personality" He is just a funny voice behind a microphone. The reason I enjoy his content is because he compiles information from 400+ page threads on autistic individuals into easily palatable 30 minute videos. I think that it is perfectly reasonable to suggest that Null might be peeved at Metokur for making so much money off of the farms. He doesn't take the risk of hosting the content. He doesn't have to pay the bills to keep the forum running. He just takes the most family friendly and non-offensive parts of KF threads and compiles them into a video or stream that he can monetize.
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If you admit that it's a parasitic relationship with Jim sucking on Josh's teat by essentially providing Disneyfied versions of Kiwifarms threads that precludes it from being jealousy by default.
 
A Humble Ewok said:
Your first big mistake is starting off with "why would I..." You are not everyone else. Fact that he pulls huge number of superchats with notable big $100+ whales each time should be a sign people will be willing to buy his stuff, regardless of past comments (real or perceived). Its like walking into a Bed, Bath, and Beyond going "HA HAH HAHA WHO WOULD BUY THIS FAGGOT CRAP!?" You may not like the fact people are willing to buy this merch, you may think they're exceptional for doing so, but it is probable people will be willing to pay for it.
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LMAO anyone who buys metekour merch is objectively exceptional.
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ScamL Likely said:
If you admit that it's a parasitic relationship with Jim sucking on Josh's teat by essentially providing Disneyfied versions of Kiwifarms threads that precludes it from being jealousy by default.
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Then please, by all means, give me a more appropriate word to use. What exactly does Josh feel about Metokur and his videos? Anger, disgust, vexation, irritation? It obviously isn't anything close to approval judging from the snarky comments he makes.
 
Love_Machine011 said:
Ok he is charging almost as much as a major hockey team does for a cap.
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You're losing your point. 25 isn't much for a hat, like I said. It's very normal.
If anything, those should be cheaper because of the scale which they're produced in. Generally low production or made to order things cost more.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
So metokur is charging the same price as major NFL football teams charge for their hats huh? really makes you think. View attachment 822683
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Ignoring the principle of the thing altogether, in his defense, the price he set his shit to won't give him that much of a per unit profit after you factor in production costs and the cut the site itself takes from sales. If he really wanted to go full Protocols of the High Potato Niggers of Hibernia on his fans he'd set it at least 10-15 bucks higher just because they'd buy it anyway.
 
Bugs_Galore said:
Don't be a coward. Just say they sell to black people.
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Don't be a coward, just call them niggers.

This whining about the merch is getting exceedingly retarded....how is this any different from people sending supershekels, aside from the fact that they're getting something more tangible out of it? People pay Jim for doing what he does, that's not exactly a recent development.
 
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