Containment What If?

Picklepower said:
LOL Chris doesn't have enough money for a new robot penis so he gets a used one, and he isn't told that it used to belong to a gay man.
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He'd have a mental malfunction if he was told that! :lol:
 
Picklepower said:
LOL Chris doesn't have enough money for a new robot penis so he gets a used one, and he isn't told that it used to belong to a gay man.
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His current penis belongs to a gay man
 
I'd still call him fatty, despite his matter wouldn't contain fat.
 
The first thing that came to my mind was "The Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace" but then thought that Chris would somehow manage to fail at being a machine.
 
I think it would be very interesting to see that if Chrissy could be "fixed" into a normal person what would he say and think about his past behaviors?

I know of a few lolcows who have managed to make the switch into a more "normal" lifestyle thanks to outside help, falling love or proper meds and have been very ashamed of their past behavior.

Look up CindylovesPiccalo as an example.

How would a normal Chris deal with his past? That would be a very interesting conversation
 
A big vehicle like that would inflate his already over-inflated ego even more and he'd think he's the king of the road. This would result in him deciding that traffic laws don't apply to him and he'd start pushing his luck as to what he could get away with on the road. It all comes crashing down on him when he winds up rear-ending someone and then tells the police that he was distracted because he was thinking of a math problem.
 
Dude, manufacturers are sponsoring threads now? Sweet. Can't wait for "What if Chris tried the all new triple stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut?"
 
This doesn't strike me as a very "Tomgirl" truck. He should stuff himself in a 1978 Spider. Especially a pink one. Or Sonichu colors. That works too.
 
Since gas is expensive, do you figure Chris doesn't even bother to fill up the car after he goes out, and I Barb goes somewhere with him she would have to do it?
 
His life certainly contains enough craziness and drama for Drew Griffin* to investigate, but then again, that's just me.

Let's discuss this, shall we?

*Drew is a correspondent for CNN, and a veteran of many special investigations.
 
Anderson would find out what Chris has said about gay people, and he'd grill him on live tv, and Chris would yell and maybe cry.
 
You're all forgetting what a natural booby trap the hoard of his house is. The zombies would never have the coordination to make it through the tiny path of junk and be trapped under a stack of it.
 
Let's say he heard of the website and confuses it for another Facebook. He makes an account there to spew his bitching there about his life or worse look for potential sweethearts there. For those who don't know about LinkedIn, it's the professional version of Facebook for those who are looking for professional and business careers like an office job. I can see OPL causing quite a disaster on the website and possibly he might get banned there for lack of professionalism. What do you say?
 
There's a fake OPL LinkedIn, which is pretty sparse.

Chris would only use it if he wanted to find a job. He'd write it like he did his resume and when he doesn't get a job, he'd stress sigh and never touch it again.

To be fair, I kinda use it like that, too.
 
If transhumans transition to become post-humans, would the future have the technology to uplift Chris to be a pre-human?
If so, The Posthumans would put him in a zoo as a living fossil of Homo Heidelbergensis; and upkeep would be a snap. After he does something stupid and gets his H. Heidelbergensis ass killed, they just clone a new body and transfer over -- what we jokingly would call -- his consciousness. Storage would be a snap, as His entire consciousness would fit on a single floppy disc.
 
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