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And thus ends Chris' second period of employment.
Well, to be fair, he managed to go through with it for quite some time and made a remarkable amount of money.
He made money off of his silly Sonic recolor - no matter how tiny, it's still an accomplishment.

Now if only he hadn't pissed the money away on Lego, Vidya and unclits... But nonetheless, kudos to Chris for at least once trying to do something almost like a job.
 
That's a shame. I was hoping to get a medallion at some point.

Maybe he'll make Sonichu figurines for the warden to sell?
(Edit: I know this joke has been done to death. Couldn't help myself.)
 
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Chris has removed all of his sale items from his eBay account. Previously he had just put the sales on hold with a note saying that he'd be open for business again on Jan. 1. Now everything is gone. I presume this means he's given up on selling things for now.

Did Chris finish all of his delayed orders from December before closing shop?
 
When Chris confronted Lucas with his infamous "Well, that's something new you didn't know about be-4 about this Chan." What pun or wordplay noun was he aiming for with "chan"?
 
When Chris confronted Lucas with his infamous "Well, that's something new you didn't know about be-4 about this Chan." What pun or wordplay noun was he aiming for with "chan"?

He was trying to cleverly point out that he knew he was being posted about on 4chan, and was blaming Lucas for it.
 
He was trying to cleverly point out that he knew he was being posted about on 4chan, and was blaming Lucas for it.
Yeah, and I also think he was fishing to see if Lucas reacted to hearing "4...Chan."
 
He was trying to cleverly point out that he knew he was being posted about on 4chan, and was blaming Lucas for it.

Yeah, and I also think he was fishing to see if Lucas reacted to hearing "4...Chan."

I thought he was going for more of the subtle, by replacing "chan" for a word that would make sense in context. Cause chan as a noun in itself, makes no sense.

I now see he wasn't even trying, he was literally just saying a word he thought would get a reaction.
 
I thought he was going for more of the subtle, by replacing "chan" for a word that would make sense in context. Cause chan as a noun in itself, makes no sense.

I now see he wasn't even trying, he was literally just saying a word he thought would get a reaction.

Chan could either refer to 4-chan or as a short form for Chandler. So the sentence made sense as a garbled form of "I bet you didn't know that about me" and contained the words "4-chan".
 
Ah thats what I was looking for. Kudos Chris, you were mildly more clever than I gave you credit for
So clever that Lucas had no idea what he was on about. It didn't even register to him that Chris was digging for info until someone asked him about it in the Lucas & Mimms QA.

That little bit of detective work is a pretty good demonstration of two main things that make Chris who he is - his lack of theory of mind and his confidence in his own cleverness. He was quite proud of himself for coming up with that "foolproof" line despite nobody understanding what the hell he was doing.
 
Today I read a story by the author Arno Schmidt in which the protagonist discovers that below ground in caves a netherworld exists in which the deceased dwell - but only those who have some written record of their existence left on earth. This includes writers and poets, but also everyone who had his or her name mentioned in some way in writing, including chronicles, almanachs, even maps or phonebooks.

Most of the deceased do not like the afterlife too much and would actually prefer to quit existence. When the last scrap on which a person's name was mentioned is destroyed (there is a huge bureaucratic institution which checks on all the names and written records on earth), a huge feast is held and the person can finally merge into nonexistence by descending some stairs which lead into nothingness.

While unimportant people without much written records by or of them only have to stay in the netherworld for a few years at most, famous writers, scientists or philosophers may have to stay for millenia, as their works are reproduced and read throughout history, books are written about them, they are mentioned in other writings and articles, etc.

(BTW this story was written in the 1960s, before the Pioneer spacecraft were launched. The people whose names are imprinted on the golden data records, designed to last for tens to hundreds of millenia until the probes come close to other stars, are so fucked...)

So, now I ask myself: How long would Chris have to stay in the netherworld? There is not much written about him on paper, but in the story it is mentioned that magnetic tape recordings count as "written record" so I think digital data storage would count too.

The CWCki, the Sonichu comics and the fairly large amount of general web content about CWC is, I think, mostly stored on large hard disk drives in servers. It is probably not yet known how long hard disk data stay put, I would think at least several decades, maybe centuries under optimum conditions. Some people probably copied data about Chris on CDs or flash drives, which may be more durable than hard disk drives. Also, some stuff likely got printed on paper - Chris himself created print editions of Sonichu to give away at Anime Mid-Atlantic. Paper is quite durable, but I don't know about printer ink.

Whether anything will be written about Chris after his death remains to be seen, but I still suspect that some weens might pool their money and create of CWCumentary film.

I'd give Chris about 100-200 years in the netherworld until the last scrap of paper, the last .jpg file with his infamous initials on it will have vanished. What do you think?
 
When Chris dies, will he become a cult internet hero? Like a GG Allin of autism, or a Che Guevara of failure?

Will generations after us be buying shitty Chris-Chan merchandise from Hot Topic?
 
Today I read a story by the author Arno Schmidt in which the protagonist discovers that below ground in caves a netherworld exists in which the deceased dwell - but only those who have some written record of their existence left on earth. This includes writers and poets, but also everyone who had his or her name mentioned in some way in writing, including chronicles, almanachs, even maps or phonebooks.

Most of the deceased do not like the afterlife too much and would actually prefer to quit existence. When the last scrap on which a person's name was mentioned is destroyed (there is a huge bureaucratic institution which checks on all the names and written records on earth), a huge feast is held and the person can finally merge into nonexistence by descending some stairs which lead into nothingness.

While unimportant people without much written records by or of them only have to stay in the netherworld for a few years at most, famous writers, scientists or philosophers may have to stay for millenia, as their works are reproduced and read throughout history, books are written about them, they are mentioned in other writings and articles, etc.

(BTW this story was written in the 1960s, before the Pioneer spacecraft were launched. The people whose names are imprinted on the golden data records, designed to last for tens to hundreds of millenia until the probes come close to other stars, are so fucked...)

So, now I ask myself: How long would Chris have to stay in the netherworld? There is not much written about him on paper, but in the story it is mentioned that magnetic tape recordings count as "written record" so I think digital data storage would count too.

The CWCki, the Sonichu comics and the fairly large amount of general web content about CWC is, I think, mostly stored on large hard disk drives in servers. It is probably not yet known how long hard disk data stay put, I would think at least several decades, maybe centuries under optimum conditions. Some people probably copied data about Chris on CDs or flash drives, which may be more durable than hard disk drives. Also, some stuff likely got printed on paper - Chris himself created print editions of Sonichu to give away at Anime Mid-Atlantic. Paper is quite durable, but I don't know about printer ink.

Whether anything will be written about Chris after his death remains to be seen, but I still suspect that some weens might pool their money and create of CWCumentary film.

I'd give Chris about 100-200 years in the netherworld until the last scrap of paper, the last .jpg file with his infamous initials on it will have vanished. What do you think?

That basically depends on how you think the legacy of the digital age will last.

Personally, I think it will last indefinitely. A buddy of mine is really into his genealogy. He tells me it is incredibly straight forward to find complete records back well into the 19th century.

I think that some records about all of us, particularly government records, will last basically forever. In a world where big data becomes more and more manageable, preserving them becomes easier and easier. I think there is a very good chance that the basics about Chris life, birth, death etc. will be available thousands of years into the future. The same is true for all of us.
 
That basically depends on how you think the legacy of the digital age will last.

Personally, I think it will last indefinitely. A buddy of mine is really into his genealogy. He tells me it is incredibly straight forward to find complete records back well into the 19th century.

I think that some records about all of us, particularly government records, will last basically forever. In a world where big data becomes more and more manageable, preserving them becomes easier and easier. I think there is a very good chance that the basics about Chris life, birth, death etc. will be available thousands of years into the future. The same is true for all of us.

This was brought up on a obscure tech site I belong to a few months ago, the consensus was;
Personal stuff, stored locally has a finite lifespan for as long as you care about it and the media is readable it will survive however that's not going to last as the vast majority of people don't take basic backups of anything ever so that will last for anyware from a day to decades depending on the data user.
Small Community stuff, will survive as long as the community survives in one way or the other be it the notes from a meeting on the topic of Model boats, to the restoration of antique split cane fishing rods as long as that community is around it will exist but it will suffer from degradation and crappy conversion of file formats an failing media.
Large Community stuff, will last longer than the community but not in the original way. What will happen is a small subset of the community splits off from the main body taking the information with it duplicates it in a communal knowledge base then get's altered and edited for it's own means (an it's more likely to happen with data that isn't scientific or technical) so things like the CWC wiki will get changed over time and the data becomes less reliable than the source, this isn't a technical failing it's just what happens within communities at large.
Governmental Data, It get's fuzzy around the edges but core information survives so the email you send to Joe Blogs in the DVLA regarding the error on your driving licence will go missing after a period of time but the main facts an figures will stay on long after your death even if it's by accedent, one of the bigger costs in Governmental IT is data duplication so no one failure can cause a breakdown of services. What will be the limiting factor is how long before the data is archived and how long is it left in storage a example of this is say a bunch of hard drives are left on a shelf in a office for 20 years an they where from a large RAID array they came out an stored out of order an sat on a shelf in the back of a office will they be readable an will anyone care to check them before they get thrown out?

So it's a toss up if it will be accurate what's known about Chris in 20 years time due to community fracturing an in the longer run will anyone care to preserve it?

The benefit of paper records is we have spent thousands of years learning how to preserve what we have and have developed some prity good methods for doing so, we haven't really got that much experience with digital preservation yet so much like a lot of early human written records I think a awful lot of it will go missing or only remain in fragmentary ways.
 
Today I read a story by the author Arno Schmidt in which the protagonist discovers that below ground in caves a netherworld exists in which the deceased dwell - but only those who have some written record of their existence left on earth. This includes writers and poets, but also everyone who had his or her name mentioned in some way in writing, including chronicles, almanachs, even maps or phonebooks.

Most of the deceased do not like the afterlife too much and would actually prefer to quit existence. When the last scrap on which a person's name was mentioned is destroyed (there is a huge bureaucratic institution which checks on all the names and written records on earth), a huge feast is held and the person can finally merge into nonexistence by descending some stairs which lead into nothingness.

While unimportant people without much written records by or of them only have to stay in the netherworld for a few years at most, famous writers, scientists or philosophers may have to stay for millenia, as their works are reproduced and read throughout history, books are written about them, they are mentioned in other writings and articles, etc.

(BTW this story was written in the 1960s, before the Pioneer spacecraft were launched. The people whose names are imprinted on the golden data records, designed to last for tens to hundreds of millenia until the probes come close to other stars, are so fucked...)

So, now I ask myself: How long would Chris have to stay in the netherworld? There is not much written about him on paper, but in the story it is mentioned that magnetic tape recordings count as "written record" so I think digital data storage would count too.

The CWCki, the Sonichu comics and the fairly large amount of general web content about CWC is, I think, mostly stored on large hard disk drives in servers. It is probably not yet known how long hard disk data stay put, I would think at least several decades, maybe centuries under optimum conditions. Some people probably copied data about Chris on CDs or flash drives, which may be more durable than hard disk drives. Also, some stuff likely got printed on paper - Chris himself created print editions of Sonichu to give away at Anime Mid-Atlantic. Paper is quite durable, but I don't know about printer ink.

Whether anything will be written about Chris after his death remains to be seen, but I still suspect that some weens might pool their money and create of CWCumentary film.

I'd give Chris about 100-200 years in the netherworld until the last scrap of paper, the last .jpg file with his infamous initials on it will have vanished. What do you think?
Leaving aside questions of how long data in general will survive, I think Chris has a pretty reasonable chance of existing a while. Let's imagine, hypothetically, that he stops doing crazy shit and disappears from the Internet forever - he has still, through his bizarre activities, left a massive footprint on the Internet. He's shown up on Cracked, Channel Awesome, even Sega have acknowledged his existence. He's made several appearances in local media. Lots of blogs and websites have featured him in some way. That's if we ignore ED, 4chan, the Cwcki and other sites that take a particular interest in him. It's hard to say how long interest in him would last if he stopped providing new content, but until 2014 there were still plenty of people following him despite a lack of interesting output.

For comparison, look at Shaye St John. The artist behind her died in 2010, but she still shows up now and again in articles online, and her videos are still bandied about as a "what the fuck is this" kind of thing. I could see Chris becoming a similar figure in time. It's hard to tell with online phenomena, because the Internet is still evolving.
 
He was trying to cleverly point out that he knew he was being posted about on 4chan, and was blaming Lucas for it.

It always made me shake my head how Chris thought he was being so "subtly clever" when he spouted off this line, and when he later assumed that the look on Lucas' face was one of guilt rather then a "What the fuck are you talking about?" look.
 
Hello all! Long time lurker, first time poster. Anyway, I came to a rather strange realization. I was re watching a childhood favorite of mine, Godzilla (thank you 2014 film for the release of the blu-rays) and drew parallels between the monster's Heisei series and our favorite lolcow.
Chris's early life, particularly the creation of Sonichu, would be the original 1954 film. This established the character and the formula of what is to come. I think the Megan arc would be Godzilla 1985 where Chris is released to the masses, as in the film where Godzilla is made known to the US and Russia. Godzilla brought about his own downfall by walking into Mt. Mihara. This could be shecameforcwc for Chris. But Chris bounces back as Godzilla does in Biollante. Now we really begin the trolling arcs with the trolls being Chris's own opponents. Shoehorn your trolls in as you please. I suppose Mothra and Battra could be Liquid and Kasey.
The Asperchu arc could be the equivalent of Mechagodzilla where Chris suffered a defeat, but began a certain change: the beginnings of his tomgirl stage. Similar to how Godzilla was powered up and gained the spiral ray. Maybe him calling out the trolls could be Spacegodzilla.
Where are we now? We are in Destroya. As in the beginning of that movie where Birth Island is destroyed by an explosion, the Chandler house was burned in a fire. Chris is now in full tomgirl mode as Godzilla glowed with power. We also see the intro of more powerful weapons: the pepper spray and the permanent spiral ray. In the film, everyone knew Godzilla was going to meltdown almost like how we all know that Chris is going to jail. The villain Destroya was a mutated element of Godzilla's past, almost like the blarms.
And were does that leave us? In this series we have people who want to kill Godzilla (A-Logs) and people who just want Godzilla to be free (Christorians). I suppose Miki Saegusa is the closest to a white knight the monster has, but even she is used against him from time to time...almost like Chris's white nights. Its all rather uncanny...
Anyway, this is what happens when you work nights and have time to think about two of your favorite forms of entertainment. Perhaps I should get some sleep and actually write a scholarly essay on the subject. Cheers!
 
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