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Ehm... Does Chris know that his new business partner is into the dark arts and the super-duper occult?

And how would he react on the off chance that it gets more than a passing “Mhmm yeah” from him?

I mean Chris is super gullible, and probably picked up on some healthy Christian scepticism and fear of the occult from his church. I could easily see him be freaked out by this.

fenny said:
Is the Talmud evil?
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This isn’t the Talmud man... This is some hardcore super-Talmud-Jew magic!
 
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Fapcop said:
Ehm... Does Chris know that his new business partner is into the dark arts and the super-duper occult?

And how would he react on the off chance that it gets more than a passing “Mhmm yeah” from him?

I mean Chris is super gullible, and probably picked up on some healthy Christian scepticism and fear of the occult from his church. I could easily see him be freaked out by this.
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Chris doesn't give a shit nor remembers anything about Christianity. He's a neo pagan cartoon deity. In the same league as Jesus Christ TM.
 
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duff101 said:
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Sockness is performing a dark ritual to attempt to make a golem. Apparently he can’t because of some weird magic shit that involves having been sexually assaulted by Chris.
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That's not how it works you autistic amateur.
To create a golem you need to animate an empty physical vessel. Make a robot, shape iron sand, fill an NPC's head with an idea. You cant bring clothes and dolls to life with semen. The closet thing you'll get is an amalgam, which is abomination. Amalgams are those horribly genetic abominations that aren't refined enough to be considered chimera.

Fucking retard. Encase yourself in a circle of sulfur and phosphorus and light a candle.
 
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duff101 said:
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Sockness is performing a dark ritual to attempt to make a golem. Apparently he can’t because of some weird magic shit that involves having been sexually assaulted by Chris.
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Do you think it could be Elliot Rodger's ghost acting out because watching even gay couples now made him feel rejected by society, and the dead faggot won't have any of that even for Chris? :thinking:
 
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4Macie said:
I tried to translate autism but .... this one was beyond any translator.

I’m assuming he used Suicune because it’s a Pokémon. He’ll probably just be “dressing up” as a Pokémon. Like his own sonichu form or something. Or as a standard Pokémon trainer. Who knows. No one is going to understand his cosplay until he tells us what he is. It’s like his music pony cosplay... so bad no one knows what it is but Chris thinks he’s clever.
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You're over thinking it, but you mentioned the right answer.

Suicune is blue, purple and white.
His stupid Vinyl Scratch costume is blue, purple, and white.

That's all it is. Now we just need an over/under on whether he's washed it in the past year or not.

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"Getting murdered by a psycho" just became a likely ending in the Adult Chronicles.
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Think it'll get posted on instagram?

"I'm sorry Christine."
 
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So if you are right, we get the return of the forehead dildo
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Oh sweet God maybe he'll go as an Alicore and try to make people bow down to him.

Or maybe he'll just be a normal sperg for once and my weekend will be ruined. :c
 
Is anyone else surprised that chris has never played persona
it being a playstation exclusive and the pokemon like elements you'd think it would be right up his alley
and thats not mentioning the sweetheart simulator elements
(i would have loved him singing reach out to the truth or pursuying my true self during the singstar challenge
 
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What are the odds of Chris getting a brilliant flash of inspiration one of these days, and coming up with some new abomination of a creature ala Sonichu?

A cross between an MLP and a Pokémon would honestly be peak-Chris... Ponymon? Ponychu?
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What if it's all three, pokemon, Sonic, and ponies?

Sonitaurchu.

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{o}P II said:
Is anyone else surprised that chris has never played persona
it being a playstation exclusive and the pokemon like elements you'd think it would be right up his alley
and thats not mentioning the sweetheart simulator elements
(i would have loved him singing reach out to the truth or pursuying my true self during the singstar challenge
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One of my favorite tidbits coming from the Idea Guys, was the revelation that Chris had played goddamn Payday 2 on steam.

And of course, proceeeded to fag it up, by choosing a fucking ice cream van as a getaway car!

Shit, I wish there was some video of Chris playing it. In my minds eye, I’m kinda picturing a Tarantino movie. But instead of The Gimp, you have Chris-Chan, complete with forehead-dildo and seaweed hair!
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Could this mirror be any uglier a design? X( ugh. pink plastic. gay.
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That’s certainly odd, considering the discrete, subtle and subdued designs that the Manga genre is so well known for! :story:

But hey, so these crystals that Chris is thirsting for, is kinda the Sailor Moon version of a soul?

I don’t want to get my hopes up, but I wouldn’t exactly say no thanks to a saga where weens manage to steal Chris-Chan’s soul!

I know, I know! Bring on the “Optimistic “ ratings!
 
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