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TBH you have to be a pretty fucked up little girl to want to share interests with obese unwashed perverts.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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- Oct 21, 2018
Was Chris high or it's just the 'tism?
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- Jan 19, 2018
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No, Chris, they just want to make sure you don't piss yourself by accident as part of your cosplay.
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- Oct 21, 2018
Then the name shall be Crystal m̶e̶t̶h̶
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Chris riddles are my favorite. I can't wait for the autistic logic behind this mystery to be revealed.
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I tried to translate autism but .... this one was beyond any translator.
I’m assuming he used Suicune because it’s a Pokémon. He’ll probably just be “dressing up” as a Pokémon. Like his own sonichu form or something. Or as a standard Pokémon trainer. Who knows. No one is going to understand his cosplay until he tells us what he is. It’s like his music pony cosplay... so bad no one knows what it is but Chris thinks he’s clever.
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Autistic pondering...
Suicune is the game mascot of Pokemon Crystal.
There are a heck of a lot of Crystal Ponies in FIM, as a quick Google reveals. I suspect that Chris will be role-playing as one of these. (I would have suggested that he'd go as his own twin sister, but she's not a Pony.)
Edit one autistic step further: or, quite possibly, this pony. Note the name. Also seen with one of those musical ponies that Chris loves so much.
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Suicune is the game mascot of Pokemon Crystal.
There are a heck of a lot of Crystal Ponies in FIM, as a quick Google reveals. I suspect that Chris will be role-playing as one of these. (I would have suggested that he'd go as his own twin sister, but she's not a Pony.)
Edit one autistic step further: or, quite possibly, this pony. Note the name. Also seen with one of those musical ponies that Chris loves so much.
Amethyst Star
Amethyst Star is a female unicorn with a pink coat, a violet mane and tail with a floral lavender streak, amethyst eyes, and a cutie mark of three brilliant-cut diamonds. She shares her design with Lyra Heartstrings, Diamond Mint, and Lemony Gem, shares her mane and tail style with Rose and...
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Autistic pondering...
Suicune is the game mascot of Pokemon Crystal.
There are a heck of a lot of Crystal Ponies in FIM, as a quick Google reveals. I suspect that Chris will be role-playing as one of these. (I would have suggested that he'd go as his own twin sister, but she's not a Pony.)
Edit one autistic step further: or, quite possibly, this pony. Note the name. Also seen with one of those musical ponies that Chris loves so much.
Amethyst Star
Amethyst Star is a female unicorn with a pink coat, a violet mane and tail with a floral lavender streak, amethyst eyes, and a cutie mark of three brilliant-cut diamonds. She shares her design with Lyra Heartstrings, Diamond Mint, and Lemony Gem, shares her mane and tail style with Rose and...
This is a pretty good guess. If you guess correctly, you win all the prizes
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This is a pretty good guess. If you guess correctly, you win all the prizes
What are the odds of Chris getting a brilliant flash of inspiration one of these days, and coming up with some new abomination of a creature ala Sonichu?
A cross between an MLP and a Pokémon would honestly be peak-Chris... Ponymon? Ponychu?
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My guess is that Chris is an idiot and no one gives a fuck what he's going to be at BronyCon.
Although I guess maybe they might if he uses it to annoy people.
Although I guess maybe they might if he uses it to annoy people.
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Great deduction, but isn’t there a Crystal Rosechu?Autistic pondering...
Suicune is the game mascot of Pokemon Crystal.
There are a heck of a lot of Crystal Ponies in FIM, as a quick Google reveals. I suspect that Chris will be role-playing as one of these. (I would have suggested that he'd go as his own twin sister, but she's not a Pony.)
Edit one autistic step further: or, quite possibly, this pony. Note the name. Also seen with one of those musical ponies that Chris loves so much.
Amethyst Star
Amethyst Star is a female unicorn with a pink coat, a violet mane and tail with a floral lavender streak, amethyst eyes, and a cutie mark of three brilliant-cut diamonds. She shares her design with Lyra Heartstrings, Diamond Mint, and Lemony Gem, shares her mane and tail style with Rose and...
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Like I said (sort of), I considered Sonichu characters with Crystal-like names, but somehow I think that Chris will be dressing as a pony. (Unless those Boba Fett and Ghostbuster guys convinced him that non-equine costumes are acceptable.)
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Try not to think too hard about it. You know what they say about staring into the abyss
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He's already done that. Night Star is supposed to be able to transform into an electric hedgehog form (although Chris oddly insists that she's not a Pokemon).
From the CWCki:
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So if you are right, we get the return of the forehead dildoAutistic pondering...
Suicune is the game mascot of Pokemon Crystal.
There are a heck of a lot of Crystal Ponies in FIM, as a quick Google reveals. I suspect that Chris will be role-playing as one of these. (I would have suggested that he'd go as his own twin sister, but she's not a Pony.)
Edit one autistic step further: or, quite possibly, this pony. Note the name. Also seen with one of those musical ponies that Chris loves so much.
Amethyst Star
Amethyst Star is a female unicorn with a pink coat, a violet mane and tail with a floral lavender streak, amethyst eyes, and a cutie mark of three brilliant-cut diamonds. She shares her design with Lyra Heartstrings, Diamond Mint, and Lemony Gem, shares her mane and tail style with Rose and...
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I’m oddly excited about this prospect!
Chris has always been at his best when he sticks out like a sore thumb from the rest of humanity. (As opposed to just looking like a tired, trooned out-Ben Franklin.)
You know like classic medallion-Chris... Or dildo-on-head-Chris.
Oh, come on! As loathe as I am to discuss Chris’s zoo of autistic creations, Nightstar is clearly a Pony sprinkled with power fantasies and his usual dose of Mary Sueness.
What I’m talking about is an actually “new” creature. (Or as new as it’ll be considering Chris’s lack of imagination.)
Like a Pikachu with a horse head and a... (shudder) cutie mark.
Or a Pony that he sticks a Raichu head and two electric tails on.
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Sockness is performing a dark ritual to attempt to make a golem. Apparently he can’t because of some weird magic shit that involves having been sexually assaulted by Chris.
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Thank the goddess for saving us from this monstrosity!