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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%
  • Total voters
    954
Connor said:
I have nothing to live for. Don't bother pulling the "third-world country" shit on me, because every nation is a third-world nation.
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Connor said:
I have nothing to live for. Don't bother pulling the "third-world country" shit on me, because every nation is a third-world nation.
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Are you really equating your living circumstances with those of these people?

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While I agree that depression and general lethargy are terrible things, I think you really need some perspective.
 
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Connor said:
You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?
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I don't mean to compare myself here like some kind of A-Log :alog:, but I wouldn't back down from an honest challenge whether it's Mike Tyson in his prime or a shitty Touhou OC with the power of 9000 Flandre Scarlets. Life may beat you down but it's much better to get out there and try, and fail, then try again repeatedly, than it is to do nothing at all. You're not like Chris-Chan or DarksydePhil, who are in their 30s, at the end of their run, and cannot succeed further due to mental rigidity, financial problems or other factors such as health problems. You on the other hand are only like 20 and you're using autism as a crutch like it'll make your brain explode if you work too hard. You have a lot of time on your hands so you should find ways past your writer's block and other problems for yourself if you're just going to throw our advice right back at you because you just want asspats. The most honest way to get asspats is to be a nice person and make cool things, people will honestly like you if you're nice and make cool things, I've tried that and have more friends for it. So has my girlfriend.

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@Jackie Chin Yo, man, Connor just rated your inspirational Hercules video "Dumb".
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Cause he doesn't want to receive the message, the video's "dumb". And we can guess it has to be that it's a Disney cartoon and therefore not grimdark enough for him.

Also I see that I was rated Autistic for the semi-aloggy wall of text thar but I did hope to get that point through to Connor, he's just gotta try harder and harder until he can't try any harder, not at whining on the forums though.
 
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This is so sad. Is it time to stop coddling the whiny little manchild and go on? Things are going around in circles.
 
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