Married Kiwis! How's that going? - Married life is strange, innit?

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DocHoliday1977 said:
We don't have a basement but you're right, I'm a little ass mad.

Although, many people still think I'm fat and big ass mad. But I guess we're not here for facts, are we, dear?
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stop shitting up the thread with your autistic replies you god-forsaken attention whore, there are people here I actually want to read, but you're not one of them
 
I’m divorced now but I’m still gonna comment. My wife and I had some disagreements here and there, but she was the first woman who wasn’t scared of my snake collection.
 
:thinking:I was married to a man, then divorced him then got married with him again after a while, and the lesson I learned is that one has to learn to take care of themselves as adults before getting married or else it's doomed to fail.
We have a little Azafran too :)
 
Vodka's My BFF said:
Pam, go to bed. Or at least fuck off. No one cares what you have to say.
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I wasn't on here to talk to anyone until you lashed out. This is why I loathe you people.

But still like sexy guitar geniuses with beautiful pythons.

wylfım said:
stop shitting up the thread with your autistic replies you god-forsaken attention whore, there are people here I actually want to read, but you're not one of them
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One of these days, it's coming....I'm going to knock you on your ass.
 
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Azafran90 said:
:thinking:I was married to a man, then divorced him then got married with him again after a while, and the lesson I learned is that one has to learn to take care of themselves as adults before getting married or else it's doomed to fail.
We have a little Azafran too :)
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That's very admirable. Good for you.
 
DocHoliday1977 said:
One of these days, it's coming....I'm going to knock you on your ass.
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This autism has given me a reason to share more. Thank you, Honey.
My girl, bless her, is really into Mixed Martial Arts. We'll sit down in the living room with dinner and put on the fights. Not really into it myself but seeing her get riled up and yell at the tv is great.
"Go for the side, you stupid cunt! Fuck!"
I swear to God she only ever curses when we're watching the fights. Any other time not a single curseword. Not even 'ass'. It's hilarious. Love her so much.
 
Arctic Fox said:
This autism has given me a reason to share more. Thank you, Honey.
My girl, bless her, is really into Mixed Martial Arts. We'll sit down in the living room with dinner and put on the fights. Not really into it myself but seeing her get riled up and yell at the tv is great.
"Go for the side, you stupid cunt! Fuck!"
I swear to God she only ever curses when we're watching the fights. Any other time not a single curseword. Not even 'ass'. It's hilarious. Love her so much.
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Good, one would think you’d give her all your attention instead of me but here we are.
 
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My wife and I were together through very thick and very thin for a few years before we tied the knot and I think the reason it's really working so well is that we were both painfully aware of our shortcomings and honest about them. I know damn well that I'm an obnoxious ass for about half of each day so I've never expected her to like me all of the time; I don't like me much sometimes, either. So we try not to get pissy with the other person when they say "Hey, you're being a faggot, piss off k?". What am I going to say if my wife calls me a faggot? I'm on KF; I'm a faggot.

When things aren't going so well we usually just do the chilly civility thing for a while until we're ready to communicate properly and make up. There's bickering here and there and the occasional bout of loud voices and flashing eyes, with the attendant stompings off for a walk and a cigarette but most days it's nice, if not great.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that the secret to my marriage so far is humility from both sides; we're human, we can be kind of shitty sometimes, everybody feels bad about it, tries to do a little better next time, and life moves on.

All in all, I'm happy with where we are now.
 
Exigent Circumcisions said:
My wife and I were together through very thick and very thin for a few years before we tied the knot and I think the reason it's really working so well is that we were both painfully aware of our shortcomings and honest about them. I know damn well that I'm an obnoxious ass for about half of each day so I've never expected her to like me all of the time; I don't like me much sometimes, either. So we try not to get pissy with the other person when they say "Hey, you're being a faggot, piss off k?". What am I going to say if my wife calls me a faggot? I'm on KF; I'm a faggot.

When things aren't going so well we usually just do the chilly civility thing for a while until we're ready to communicate properly and make up. There's bickering here and there and the occasional bout of loud voices and flashing eyes, with the attendant stompings off for a walk and a cigarette but most days it's nice, if not great.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that the secret to my marriage so far is humility from both sides; we're human, we can be kind of shitty sometimes, everybody feels bad about it, tries to do a little better next time, and life moves on.

All in all, I'm happy with where we are now.
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Wish I had someone calling me a faggot :(

I mean outside of KF. With titties.
 
Arctic Fox said:
Don't worry we're both laughing at you, darling~
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Arctic Fox said:
Don't worry we're both laughing at you, darling~
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Ill laugh when you die of an overdose and choke on your vomit.

😇

Exigent Circumcisions said:
The best revenge is to live well. Let her be; she'll starve for lack of nourishment.
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I don't know you so..ok. Whatever. You can't kick me out of a group I rejected and refused to join. But I can promise you, I won't mourn or miss you if you die. And you know, you reap what you sow.

*shrugs*

Have a great night and tomorrow.
 
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