Containment Random Chris Updates

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For fuck sake , damn hippies
wash your damn feet and do something useful for once in your life....
 
So Sarah/Steve got kicked out for not shelling out a Switch every few months/not playing along with his make-believe bullshit and Sockness has his 'In' by going balls deep on the Merge and the promise of money via Ebay.

The predictable shit everyone saw coming happened and, as usual, only the braindead wěęns are surprised.
 
How is Chris going to tell Trickie what her own character should look like?

That's not Trickie's character. Chris made her up a few months ago to replace his Cole Smithey professor character because he was buttmad at Cole. He laid out all her physical measurements down to cup size, so I'm sure he feels justified in telling Trickie, "oh, dis is good, but..."
 

You know it’s a funny thing.

I can’t get angry over Chris grifting.

How about Chris being shitty to other people? Chris begging? Chris tracing Trickie’s art?

Nope, I just chuckle, cause I might as well throw a hissyfit over a cat shedding fur. It’s in his nature.

You know what really enrages me though?!

This!


For something like two decades, there has been a tradition of Pokémon professors being named after trees. Prof. Oak, Prof. Willow, etc.

And along comes Chris, shits all over that tradition, and names a Pokémon professor “Cindy Zapbud” after his idiotic crap bud flowers or whatever they’re called.
 
You know it’s a funny thing.

I can’t get angry over Chris grifting.

How about Chris being shitty to other people? Chris begging? Chris tracing Trickie’s art?

Nope, I just chuckle, cause I might as well throw a hissyfit over a cat shedding fur. It’s in his nature.

You know what really enrages me though?!

This!


For something like two decades, there has been a tradition of Pokémon professors being named after trees. Prof. Oak, Prof. Willow, etc.

And along comes Chris, shits all over that tradition, and names a Pokémon professor “Cindy Zapbud” after his idiotic crap bud flowers or whatever they’re called.
You'd think someone who was into Pokemon as far back as the 90s heyday would know better, but then again it's Chris. He never even learned how to play the card games right without getting beaten by a bunch of grade schoolers.
 
You know it’s a funny thing.

I can’t get angry over Chris grifting.

How about Chris being shitty to other people? Chris begging? Chris tracing Trickie’s art?

Nope, I just chuckle, cause I might as well throw a hissyfit over a cat shedding fur. It’s in his nature.

You know what really enrages me though?!

This!


For something like two decades, there has been a tradition of Pokémon professors being named after trees. Prof. Oak, Prof. Willow, etc.

And along comes Chris, shits all over that tradition, and names a Pokémon professor “Cindy Zapbud” after his idiotic crap bud flowers or whatever they’re called.

If you were also able to visit C-197 you'd know there are MANY other Professors beyond those currently discovered by us in Earth whateverthefuck. Remember to drink yer Ovaltine and believe in the OCs bud
 
'This is great! Except why'd you make her fat?'
Oh wow...Always looking that gift horse in the mouth, aren't ya Chris? Cast ye not pearls... etc.

Funny how he can notice someone being fat in a drawing but he totally misses it looking in the mirror. I mean, he has a giant gut that hangs over his skirt and like 3 chins but draws himself stick thin with giant tits. You could blame it on his autistic facial blindness, but it's clear his delusions go beyond that.
 
Easy-K Beats asks Chris to draw him a album cover, and Chris literally took the artwork from the podcast Easy-K Beats is on (and Chris was interviewed on) and just redraws that:

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Does Chris even come up with his own ideas anymore?
He never did he stole from pretty much everything he saw on TV or vyda even the original sonichu story is just the ending of Sonic adventure rewritten to suit his needs.


I think the only "original" idea Chris ever had was the heart torch and even then you can kinda see it was inspired by the Olympic torch.
 
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Easy-K Beats asks Chris to draw him a album cover, and Chris literally took the artwork from the podcast Easy-K Beats is on (and Chris was interviewed on) and just redraws that:

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Does Chris even come up with his own ideas anymore?
Of course not! He's been stealing IP since that day in computer class. This is pretty hilarious though...I guess Chris doesn't have to come up with ideas for his art or comics anymore--he has morons that do it for him now. No matter how low you set the bar Chris always manages to slide underneath it.
 
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He never did he stole from pretty much everything he saw on TV or vyda even the original sonichu story is just the ending of Sonic adventure rewritten to suit his needs.


I think the only "original" idea Chris ever had was the heart torch and even then you can kinda see it was inspired by the Olympic torch.

You gotta admit that his first album cover design was original. In fact, during his lesbian trans women female soul phase he was coming with some pretty wild stuff.
 
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