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I expect those countries might have something to say about that.

In any case though, after doing some research (I.e: a less than a minute Google search) the current Jacobite heir the Duke of Bavaria,Joseph's grandfather, has renounced and denied their claim to the throne.

Other monarchs in European history have done this, usually when personal unions are forbidden by one or both parties, but this has always resulted in their descendants also losing their claim to the renounced throne.

Joseph might be the heir of the Stuart dynasty,but thanks to the Duke of Bavaria the Stuart's no longer have a claim to the throne.
 
I expect those countries might have something to say about that.

In any case though, after doing some research (I.e: a less than a minute Google search) the current Jacobite heir the Duke of Bavaria,Joseph's grandfather, has renounced and denied their claim to the throne.

Other monarchs in European history have done this, usually when personal unions are forbidden by one or both parties, but this has always resulted in their descendants also losing their claim to the renounced throne.

Joseph might be the heir of the Stuart dynasty,but thanks to the Duke of Bavaria the Stuart's no longer have a claim to the throne.
This is from wikipedia.
A spokesman has said that "the Duke generally does not comment on issues concerning his familiar relationship to the Royal House of Stuart."[3]
Not commenting does not formally mean renouncing. Also, by the 15th century, changes to the succession law required the approval of both king and parliament, so while the king can abdicate, he can’t disinherit his own heirs without parliament’s approval.

I did more research on who the true heir is. John of Gaunt had a son John Beaufort by his mistress Katherine. While he was originally illegitimate, John later married Katherine and he was legitimized by both the Church and Parliament. Therefore, when Richard II was illegally deposed, he was the closest male relative who wasn’t excluded from the throne for being a traitor.

Following the will of Richard II who believed in succession through the male line except when the male line dies out, the true heir to the throne is this guy.


I did more research on who the true heir is. John of Gaunt had a son John Beaufort by his mistress Katherine. While he was originally illegitimate, John later married Katherine and he was legitimized by both the Church and Parliament. Therefore, when Richard II was illegally deposed, he was the closest male relative who wasn’t excluded from the throne for being a traitor.

Following the will of Richard II who believed in succession through the male line except when the male line dies out, the true heir to the throne is this guy.

Damn it, it is annoying that my commenting editing ability has been restricted. It doesn’t even make sense as a punishment because I don’t see how it is even related to me starting unnecessary threads.

Henry IV excluded John Beaufort from the throne but since he wasn’t the legitimate king, it was void.

I did further research and found that when Richard II was held captive and being pressured to abdicate, he said he wasn't sure who he would give the throne to. That means that both the Houses of Lancaster and York had valid claims to the throne. While Henry IV barred the Beauforts from the line of succession, it is evident that Henry VI rescinded that bar from the throne. Therefore Henry VII was the legitimate heir to the House of Lancaster and Elizabeth of York was the legitimate heir to the House of York, and their marriage merged the claims. So therefore, I realize that Joseph Wenzel is the rightful king. I know that it probably seems strange that I keep changing my mind on who the true heir is, but it shows that I have an open mind and can change an opinion when new evidence is presented.
 
I did further research and found that when Richard II was held captive and being pressured to abdicate, he said he wasn't sure who he would give the throne to. That means that both the Houses of Lancaster and York had valid claims to the throne. While Henry IV barred the Beauforts from the line of succession, it is evident that Henry VI rescinded that bar from the throne. Therefore Henry VII was the legitimate heir to the House of Lancaster and Elizabeth of York was the legitimate heir to the House of York, and their marriage merged the claims. So therefore, I realize that Joseph Wenzel is the rightful king. I know that it probably seems strange that I keep changing my mind on who the true heir is, but it shows that I have an open mind and can change an opinion when new evidence is presented.
This whole thread shows it's because you're a mid-functioning autistic, with the associated executive function problems that entails.
 
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It probably won't matter all that much; the British monarchy is going to look like it got hit by a bus anyway in the next few years.

When the Queen dies Britain will have a constitutional crisis; Camilla cannot be queen (today Catholics are still barred from becoming regnant, consort and Prime Minister) and yet Charles will not abdicate in favour of William.

Couple that with the fact Meghan is following in the footsteps of Dutchess Sarah of York and looking likely to become Fergie 2.0, albeit this time with a far larger audience now that the internet is a thing well....That will be something to watch.

I wouldn't be surprised if this generation of royals would have had to marry from within anglo society out of necessity anyway; none of the other European royals are going to touch this upcoming nuclear shitshow with a ten foot pole.
 
It probably won't matter all that much; the British monarchy is going to look like it got hit by a bus anyway in the next few years.

When the Queen dies Britain will have a constitutional crisis; Camilla cannot be queen (today Catholics are still barred from becoming regnant, consort and Prime Minister) and yet Charles will not abdicate in favour of William.

Couple that with the fact Meghan is following in the footsteps of Dutchess Sarah of York and looking likely to become Fergie 2.0, albeit this time with a far larger audience now that the internet is a thing well....That will be something to watch.

I wouldn't be surprised if this generation of royals would have had to marry from within anglo society out of necessity anyway; none of the other European royals are going to touch this upcoming nuclear shitshow with a ten foot pole.
The upcoming disasters with the current royal family might cause the British to consider Joseph Wenzel as an alternative.
 
The upcoming disasters with the current royal family might cause the British to consider Joseph Wenzel as an alternative.
Or they may simply dump the monarchy altogether, but yeah, you're probably right. The logical reaction to seeing the problems inherent with hereditary monarchy is to give the throne to some random sped and expand the hereditary monarchy.
Didn't you say that you'd stop with this shit because you realized that you weren't doing God's will?
 
Or they may simply dump the monarchy altogether, but yeah, you're probably right. The logical reaction to seeing the problems inherent with hereditary monarchy is to give the throne to some random sped and expand the hereditary monarchy.
Didn't you say that you'd stop with this shit because you realized that you weren't doing God's will?
I said that God himself would restore rightful monarchy but now that I left Catholicism, and therefore don’t know what faith to believe if any, I now think that it is up to me and others to restore rightful monarchy in Britain.

There are already people in Britain who wish to restore the Jacobite heirs. Most of them are Scottish nationalists who wish to have England and Scotland be separate kingdoms under the Jacobite heirs in personal union. The current issues in Britain might cause a rise in the Scottish independence movement.
 
I said that God himself would restore rightful monarchy but now that I left Catholicism, and therefore don’t know what faith to believe if any, I now think that it is up to me and others to restore rightful monarchy in Britain.

There are already people in Britain who wish to restore the Jacobite heirs. Most of them are Scottish nationalists who wish to have England and Scotland be separate kingdoms under the Jacobite heirs in personal union. The current issues in Britain might cause a rise in the Scottish independence movement.
See you in two months when a rainbow convinces you that God is real again.
Fairweather Christians, I swear...
 
Since the European countries will probably go to war when the true heirs to England, Ireland, Scotland, France, and Bavaria is restored to their rightful thrones, they will need to be conquered. Therefore the King of England, Ireland, Scotland, France, and Bavaria will also become Holy Roman Emperor ruling over the other European Kingdoms. Since the Catholic Church canonized Joan of Arc who fought the English, the English will need to infiltrate and takeover the Catholic Church so that it is under the authority of the Holy Roman Emperor and the Pope declares that Joan of Arc is not a saint.

The Neo Holy Roman Empire will then go to war with Turkey to liberate Constantinople and later Israel since the territories of Israel and Palestine were Byzantine Christian Land before being conquered by the Muslims.

Here is the national anthem of the Neo Holy Roman Empire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2G3k4AE-zI&feature=youtu.be
 
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Since the European countries will probably go to war when the true heirs to England, Ireland, Scotland, France, and Bavaria is restored to their rightful thrones, they will need to be conquered. Therefore the King of England, Ireland, Scotland, France, and Bavaria will also become Holy Roman Emperor ruling over the other European Kingdoms. Since the Catholic Church canonized Joan of Arc who fought the English, the English will need to infiltrate and takeover the Catholic Church so that it is under the authority of the Holy Roman Emperor and the Pope declares that Joan of Arc is not a saint.

The Neo Holy Roman Empire will then go to war with Turkey to liberate Constantinople and later Israel since the territories of Israel and Palestine were Byzantine Christian Land before being conquered by the Muslims.

Here is the national anthem of the Neo Holy Roman Empire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2G3k4AE-zI&feature=youtu.be
Don't you not believe in God anymore?
 
Don't you not believe in God anymore?
I left Catholicism because the canonization of Joan of Arc conflicts with my English nationalism, so I am now agnostic, but I understand the necessity of having the English take over the Catholic Church so that the Pope can declare that Joan of Arc is not a saint and the church can be used for nationalist purposes. A good comparison is the facts that the Queen of the UK is the head of the Church of England and God save the Queen is the British national anthem even though most British are irreligious.
 
I'm genuinely surprised Jacob hasn't been halal'ed yet. Other lolcows have posted far less and made the cut.

I left Catholicism because the canonization of Joan of Arc conflicts with my English nationalism, so I am now agnostic, but I understand the necessity of having the English take over the Catholic Church so that the Pope can declare that Joan of Arc is not a saint and the church can be used for nationalist purposes. A good comparison is the facts that the Queen of the UK is the head of the Church of England and God save the Queen is the British national anthem even though most British are irreligious.

Considering that with exception to Eastern Europe most Europeans who profess Christianity don't actually practice it, would you not find more success taking over a portion of the Sunni Ummah and trying to bribe or install a mufti of your choice?

They're very nationalistic; and you've already got a core foundation of people in Britain who hate the House of Windsor, Democracy, rights for women, other religions, Israel and share many more of the same goals you do.
 
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So since I left Catholicism over Joan of Arc and became agnostic, here is an update on my views of how England should be run when the true heirs are restored to the throne.

Social politics

As I said, when the other European countries who will obviously intervene to stop the conquest of England get conquered, the English will take over the Catholic Church and the monarchs of England will appoint the Popes. A major reform to stop clerical sexual abuse is that there will be CCTV cameras in rooms such as the confession chambers. Also the seal of confession will be reformed so that if the penitent confesses to breaking the law, the confessor will be required to report it to the authorities.

But since most English are irreligious, people will have freedom to practice their own religion or lack of religion. The only religion that will not be tolerated is Jehovah’s Witnesses for being unpatriotic. There will also be an end to open borders, to stop Muslims from immigrating to England and the Muslims living in England will have to either assimilate into western culture or get deported. Muslim women can wear hijabs but they must not be allowed to harass people who don’t wear hijabs and must not be allowed to wear burquas or burkinis.

Also, when Muslims and Jews do their animal slaughter, it must be done humanely so that the animal doesn't feel pain. Therefore, the animal should be stunned and unconscious before being cut.

Abortion will be made illegal except in cases where the mother’s life is in danger.

Homosexual relations will be legal since 4 English kings Richard I, Edward II, Richard II, and James I were bisexual. However, for the sake of the children's well being, obscenity will not be allowed in public, it shall not be promoted in school, and only heterosexual couples can adopt children.

Since prostitution and brothels were legal during the time when the legitimate monarchs ruled England, it should be legal with regulations to ensure that the sex is consensual.

Economic politics

The economy will be capitalist but it will have regulations to prevent monopolies. The economy will be free from the burdensome regulations of the European Union. In foreign trade there will be economic protectionism to protect the English industries and people's jobs.

The tax rate will be proportional to people's income.

Usury will be illegal like it was in Medieval England because forcing people to pay interest is financially exploitative. I'm not being antisemitic because I know that not all bankers are Jews, and not all Jews are bankers, but Edward I was forced to banish the Jews from England in 1290 because many of them practiced usury. Hopefully that won't have to happen again.

The healthcare system will be like Trumpcare. There will be regulations on insurance companies to make sure that the healthcare is affordable but people will have the freedom to choose their health insurance and to cut government spending, there won't be penalties for those who are uninsured.

The Justice System

The justice system will be based on common law. People will have a right to a jury and a lawyer.

Disrespecting the monarch should be punished by a yearly jail sentence. So should disrespecting a previous monarch on the good monarchs list. Therefore the Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Braveheart will be banned.

The death penalty will be restored for mass murderers, child molesters, and those who commit high treason(trying to overthrow the government). Traditionally, traitors were publicly beheaded and their heads were put on pikes and publicly displayed for a while.

Enhanced interrogation techniques should be permitted as a means of interrogating criminals, rebels, and terrorists.
 
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What will the heirs of the English kingdom do about online fetishes and porn? Will they ban it, as good Christians would?
 
Homosexual relations will be legal since 4 English kings Richard I, Edward II, Richard II, and James I were bisexual. However, for the sake of the children's well being, obscenity will not be allowed in public, it shall not be promoted in school, and only heterosexual couples can adopt children.

Since prostitution and brothels were legal during the time when the legitimate monarchs ruled England, it should be legal with regulations to ensure that the sex is consensual.

Are there any plans for a Richard I X James I crackship? I thoroughly enjoyed your Kangaroo rape snuff fanfic and feel that your literary talents could bring much to the genre.

What will the heirs of the English kingdom do about online fetishes and porn? Will they ban it, as good Christians would?

If history is anything to go by British monarchs are usually innovators in this department.
 
What will the heirs of the English kingdom do about online fetishes and porn? Will they ban it, as good Christians would?
Well in my comment I talked about legalizing prostitution so it doesn’t make sense to have prostitution legal while pornography illegal so pornography should be legal too.

This is the result of a recent political compass test I took after I left Catholicism. I shifted closer to the center due to me giving different answers to questions on religion and sex.
 

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lol you're basically hillary clinton
How am I Hillary Clinton? I still appear in the top left right wing authoritarian section of the compass. Hillary Clinton is a left wing authoritarian.

How am I Hillary Clinton? I still appear in the top left right wing authoritarian section of the compass. Hillary Clinton is a left wing authoritarian.
Oops I meant to say top right.

Another political test
 

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Not surprising, considering your background that you'd get those scores being a registered republican. So dyed in the wool that your father the donated $250.00 to Mitt Romney's campaign in 2012.

Nice ranch by the way, not bad for a newish build.
 
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