🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I refuse to use DLive.

DLive lets you download the replays directly - just click on the dots.
So you don't actually have to watch it with DLive. Just paste the URL in your favourite media player.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Ethan Ralph has just enough dumbass redneck in him to keep Rand on out of spite for Kiwi Farms not liking him. Ethan couldn't see that he had a comeback going and Rand screeching everytime anyone breathes in is frustrating as fuck.

Ethan knows that Rand sucks. I too think that he's doing it solely out of spite for us. My one-step solution is to not watch his streams.

I really enjoyed the Dawson and Anglin streams last week, but the Boulderversary and Ryan Dawson part II were ruined by Rand. Those had some great potential. I listened to most of the second Dawson stream and the guy sounded frustrated at Rand and I believe that's why he left prematurely. I only tuned in for a few seconds to the Boulder stream and left the second I heard Rand's incoherent ramblings.

From what I understand Dick and Rand had a spat. Dick is an unironic Rocket Scientist, what the fuck is Rand thinking getting into a fight with him?

 

[AltisticRight]

Leave it to Ralph to tell us how pizza on the floor looks delicious:
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“I think, "Damn, that pepperoni pizza looks delicious!" https://t.co/0QMeKSdWQt”

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http://archive.li/IXAeF

A good one though. He's fat and he certainly loves pizza.

Would be better if this Lawrence guy opens up his house and provide free food to these "suffering children". Love not hate righttt.

Can you give me a sauce on that? I'm actually curious as to how bad he is. I'm watching the most recent one, but can't seem to find that part.


And to be honest Ralph himself is pretty fucking bad honestly. Maybe just his laugh, it's a DSP tier cackle.

Rand is a man from Perth who babbles on like a drunken fucking inbred bogan. He's fucking useless and annoying, much like the state of WA in on the rest of the country -- draining taxes without much contribution.
He even had a spat with Josh regarding to doxXxxxing, saying how it hurts the right more, somehow makes it not okay.

His audio quality is also that of a potato, much like the rest of the state, shit.

 

[theralph]

Ethan knows that Rand sucks. I too think that he's doing it solely out of spite for us. My one-step solution is to not watch his streams.

I really enjoyed the Dawson and Anglin streams last week, but the Boulderversary and Ryan Dawson part II were ruined by Rand. Those had some great potential. I listened to most of the second Dawson stream and the guy sounded frustrated at Rand and I believe that's why he left prematurely. I only tuned in for a few seconds to the Boulder stream and left the second I heard Rand's incoherent ramblings.

From what I understand Dick and Rand had a spat. Dick is an unironic Rocket Scientist, what the fuck is Rand thinking getting into a fight with him?

He might have been frustrated by Rand, but he didn't leave early. He had an appearance with Red Ice scheduled at 11. He said it on the show and on Twitter before. The disinformation is always strong with you, but this one is particularly egregious. Also, the idea that I would keep anyone on just to spite KiwiFarms is pretty retarded, but ok lol.

Also, I'm setting up a podcast with Dawson separate from the Killstream and unrelated to our usual topics, so there's no heat there whatsoever.

Rand's bit ended up being unintentionally hilarious on the Boulderversary, but yea the Dawson episode could have maybe been a little better. Still performed well live and on podcast downloads, so whatever. I'll work to make it better next time like I always try to do.

Anyway, I've had a good month or so and am feeling good. Hope you guys enjoy. I'll post again three months down the line.

 

[AltisticRight]

He might have been frustrated by Rand, but he didn't leave early. He had an appearance with Red Ice scheduled at 11. He said it on the show and on Twitter before. The disinformation is always strong with you, but this one is particularly egregious. Also, the idea that I would keep anyone on just to spite KiwiFarms is pretty exceptional, but ok lol.

Also, I'm setting up a podcast with Dawson separate from the Killstream and unrelated to our usual topics, so there's no heat there whatsoever.

Rand's bit ended up being unintentionally hilarious on the Boulderversary, but yea the Dawson episode could have maybe been a little better. Still performed well live and on podcast downloads, so whatever. I'll work to make it better next time like I always try to do.

Anyway, I've had a good month or so and am feeling good. Hope you guys enjoy. I'll post again three months down the line.

Hi there. Nice to see that you're still lurking here and Smarty Pants still gets under your skin.

 

[Niggernerd]

He might have been frustrated by Rand, but he didn't leave early. He had an appearance with Red Ice scheduled at 11. He said it on the show and on Twitter before. The disinformation is always strong with you, but this one is particularly egregious. Also, the idea that I would keep anyone on just to spite KiwiFarms is pretty exceptional, but ok lol.

Also, I'm setting up a podcast with Dawson separate from the Killstream and unrelated to our usual topics, so there's no heat there whatsoever.

Rand's bit ended up being unintentionally hilarious on the Boulderversary, but yea the Dawson episode could have maybe been a little better. Still performed well live and on podcast downloads, so whatever. I'll work to make it better next time like I always try to do.

Anyway, I've had a good month or so and am feeling good. Hope you guys enjoy. I'll post again three months down the line.

oh shit surprised you haven't died from alcohol poisoning (yet) good on you.

 

[instythot]

Rand's bit ended up being unintentionally hilarious on the Boulderversary

False. You need to demote Rand back to caller, and he needs to earn his way back up to regular caller. His few legitimately hilarious moments are drunken ramblings (the teary soliloquy on the death of the white man) that you simply can't reliably plan around and are very few and far between.

Most of the Rand hate goes back to classic pre-Healstream era. You should be taking something away from that

 

[Smarty Pants]

He might have been frustrated by Rand, but he didn't leave early. He had an appearance with Red Ice scheduled at 11. He said it on the show and on Twitter before. The disinformation is always strong with you, but this one is particularly egregious. Also, the idea that I would keep anyone on just to spite KiwiFarms is pretty exceptional, but ok lol.

Oh shut up, Ethan. You heard Ryan sighing when Rand started speaking. Not to mention that you yourself were trying to wrangle him every 2 minutes. The guy is garbage and you know it.

I'm the least disinformative A-log that you have. The show he did with Red Ice was way better than the Killstream because Rand wasn't on. You heard Ryan's engagement with Rand during the last segment. He sucked the air out of the room.

Oh Ralph, you'd totally keep someone just to spite KF because you're a spiteful little man lol.
btw, the lol is a dead givaway that you're trying to sound like you don't care

Also, I'm setting up a podcast with Dawson separate from the Killstream and unrelated to our usual topics, so there's no heat there whatsoever.

I'm not saying that there's heat, but he was obviously annoyed by Rand.

Rand's bit ended up being unintentionally hilarious on the Boulderversary, but yea the Dawson episode could have maybe been a little better. Still performed well live and on podcast downloads, so whatever. I'll work to make it better next time like I always try to do.

The show you did with him solo + callers was great, you guys had great chemistry - same with Anglin. Part II was ruined by Rand and you know it. The show did well views-wise because you were covering breaking news and you had on a guest who's been researching the Epstein case for over a decade.

I know that my opinion of your show matters deeply to you, but I'm not having a go at the way you've been running things lately aside from the fact that you're too big of a pussy to wrangle Rand harder. I'm unironically saying MORE RALPH on the Killstream - this is how bad I think Rand is.

It's like Warski all over again - you keep a useless retard around just because you're a cuck.

Anyway, I've had a good month or so and am feeling good. Hope you guys enjoy. I'll post again three months down the line.

I'll see you from your incognito window.

 

[instythot]

I know that my opinion of your show matters deeply to you, but I'm not having a go at the way you've been running things lately aside from the fact that you're too big of a pussy to wrangle Rand harder. I'm unironically saying MORE RALPH on the Killstream - this is how bad I think Rand is.

@theralph , you should be paying attention to this. Ask yourself why you are spending at least as much time tard wrangling your co-host as you are engaging with your guests. Ffs, even Dick, who notably failed to shit on you during the dark times can audibly barely tolerate the man.

Think about this for a moment: the audience can tell that top tier guests can barely tolerate interacting with Rand. Do you think this is bringing in more and better guests?

Also think about this: @Lord Akira is legitimately asking if the show is worth checking out again. We'd enjoy a good show again way more than we'd enjoy laughing at you

 

[Pham]

Rand is busy hiding in plain sight.

 

[Smarty Pants]

@theralph , you should be paying attention to this. Ask yourself why you are spending at least as much time tard wrangling your co-host as you are engaging with your guests. Ffs, even Dick, who notably failed to shit on you during the dark times can audibly barely tolerate the man.

Think about this for a moment: the audience can tell that top tier guests can barely tolerate interacting with Rand. Do you think this is bringing in more and better guests?

Also think about this: @Lord Akira is legitimately asking if the show is worth checking out again. We'd enjoy a good show again way more than we'd enjoy laughing at you

I doubt he'll change his behavior given his history. People here have warned him about all the dumb things he was about to do like the pedo Zoom arc, the Warski arc, the Miami trip arc, etc. He could've listened every step of the way. but didn't. If he keeps doing what he's doing he'll eventually come out on stream and say that he made a mistake letting Rand fuck up his shows so many times. This is an easier fix than anything that came before it - just limit Rand's airtime into more concise bits that will more than likely improve his presence. Golden age Killstream Rand wasn't a nuisance - just do the very same thing again.

But he won't do it because he's a strong, independent woman who don't need no man and everyone here is just an A-log.

 

[soy_king]

Notice that @theralph only rears his pill-popping gunt into this thread when people aren't nearly as scathing to him, and this pussy behavior is one of the best reasons why Ralph is such a great lolcow. Never actually address your critics, just try to pretend you're one of the cool kids and try to ignore the chorus of people laughing at you.

 

[Pomniman]

A good chunk of chat still likes rand and wants to see more of him. He probably shouldn't be on more "serious" shows but wrangling him too hard when he does show up might split the current audience.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Notice that @theralph only rears his pill-popping gunt into this thread when people aren't nearly as scathing to him, and this pussy behavior is one of the best reasons why Ralph is such a great lolcow. Never actually address your critics, just try to pretend you're one of the cool kids and try to ignore the chorus of people laughing at you.

I don't think so, as far as I remember he usually comes here to damage control when the thread is being particularly vicious. He came on one time to have a go at Null ffs, he knew that everyone would tear into him (and they did).

A good chunk of chat still likes rand and wants to see more of him. He probably shouldn't be on more "serious" shows but wrangling him too hard when he does show up might split the current audience.

Ralph can have Rand on every night and it wouldn't compromise the quality of the show as long as he doesn't let him get out of hand. Sorry, if you enjoy listening to a drunk Australian ramble on about nothing in particular for half a stream, you have poor taste in entertainment.

 

[soy_king]

I don't think so, as far as I remember he usually comes here to damage control when the thread is being particularly vicious. He came on one time to have a go at Null ffs, he knew that everyone would tear into him (and they did).

Yet AFAIR he wasn't ever here during the time he needed to damage control the most, e.g the paypiggy doxing saga. Maybe he goes on for some damage control, but he's never here when the most scathing abuse occurs.

 

[AltisticRight]

I doubt he'll change his behavior given his history. People here have warned him about all the dumb things he was about to do like the pedo Zoom arc, the Warski arc, the Miami trip arc, etc. He could've listened every step of the way. but didn't. If he keeps doing what he's doing he'll eventually come out on stream and say that he made a mistake letting Rand fuck up his shows so many times. This is an easier fix than anything that came before it - just limit Rand's airtime into more concise bits that will more than likely improve his presence. Golden age Killstream Rand wasn't a nuisance - just do the very same thing again.

But he won't do it because he's a strong, independent woman who don't need no man and everyone here is just an A-log.

He will, just another 8 months in state jail to shink up the gunt.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Yet AFAIR he wasn't ever here during the time he needed to damage control the most, e.g the paypiggy doxing saga. Maybe he goes on for some damage control, but he's never here when the most scathing abuse occurs.

Yeah but he didn't dox Akira. He's only here now because he knows we're right about Rand. He sperged out at Null only because he knew he was right about Zoom.

Ralph is here all the time and now that his show is improving the critiques in regards to Rand's contribution are popping up on his radar. Don't buy any of his bullshit, it's a whole pattern. Him coming here guns blazing is the inbred redneck version of maintaining good optics.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

watched the Epstein episode and i thought it was alright. rand needs to stop drinking on the show and stop cut other peoples time. his style of humor gets old quick.

 

[Pomniman]

Ralph can have Rand on every night and it wouldn't compromise the quality of the show as long as he doesn't let him get out of hand. Sorry, if you enjoy listening to a drunk Australian ramble on about nothing in particular for half a stream, you have poor taste in entertainment.

I could take or leave rand myself but the killstream has never billed itself as a highbrow art project or anything like that so taste has nothing to do with it. He could do a twitter poll on the rand question but from what I've seen you probably wouldn't like the results.

 

[Smarty Pants]

He could do a twitter poll on the rand question but from what I've seen you probably wouldn't like the results.

The results would be wrong. Not to mention that Ralph's blocked an immense amount of people who have criticized him in the past.