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Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.
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There's been a donation (from "Magi-Chan")
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DisgustingShemales.com should be donating the rest.
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It never fails to blow my mind that people waste money on this spergery. Aint'cha got no bills, man?
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Imagine being so unoriginal to LARP as Magi Chan? I'd at least give a unironic lol if someone sent $50 as Clyde Cash.
Orbiting Chris Chan by pretending to be his cartoon characters. The absolute state of trolling in 2019
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It seems to be working, though.
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"Working".
Baaaack in my dahy we actually trolled, not fed into their delusions. Liquid Chris? Thats true troling there. Chris was forced into looking reality in the face,while this is making sure he remains stuck in his fantasy/comfort zone.
You know, legit here...its been years since Chris has seen Clyde and he was a different person back then (with some slightly greater grasp on reality). How would current Chris react to a sudden "return" of Cash to get his revenge? Would he sperg like old times?
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Clyde fell off the radar when Chris got boring to mess with (you can only do that shit for so long until it gets old even for youself), the big number of controversities didnt help either (bluespike being an example). Also with Bob dying and the house burning down, trolling chris wasnt what it once was and its looked down upon now. He kept watching trolls come and go and just left altogether himself. Clyde wasnt a good person but he is far from being the worst troll to me.
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Im worried for Chris, This smells really bad.
Not even the saint himself Jesus knows what's going on that Ness' sock head.
Not even the saint himself Jesus knows what's going on that Ness' sock head.
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Not really. Sure it gets Chris to pay attention to you, for a little while, but then as soon as you question even one little aspect about it, you get dropped like a bad habit as Chris pockets the money. Sarah and Steve I believe got that treatment for example.
"Working".
Baaaack in my dahy we actually trolled, not fed into their delusions. Liquid Chris? Thats true troling there. Chris was forced into looking reality in the face,while this is making sure he remains stuck in his fantasy/comfort zone.
You know, legit here...its been years since Chris has seen Clyde and he was a different person back then (with some slightly greater grasp on reality). How would current Chris react to a sudden "return" of Cash to get his revenge? Would he sperg like old times?
I honestly think he'd forget who Clyde Cash was until someone reminded him. Chris' brain is fried in all sorts of ways now and if he couldn't tell the difference between Kim Wilson and Emily back in his "prime", he probably forgot about Clyde Cash. I think there would be great luls to be had if Clyde Cash came back to give Chris the business about all the shit he did in the past ( not having a job, not being responsible, not living in the real world, etc.)
Clyde fell off the radar when Chris got boring to mess with (you can only do that shit for so long until it gets old even for youself), the big number of controversities didnt help either (bluespike being an example). Also with Bob dying and the house burning down, trolling chris wasnt what it once was and its looked down upon now. He kept watching trolls come and go and just left altogether himself. Clyde wasnt a good person but he is far from being the worst troll to me.
I love Clyde Cash as one of the Chris Chan trolls. Liquid, Him, Alec and Ivy were the only interesting trolls. Clyde Cash pretending to be Chris' arch-nemesis with a back story and all really fit well within the tv show paradigm Chris saw himself in. The extent of Cash's trolling knew no bounds to the point that whole forums were created, whole people were impersonated and whole realities were constructed that Clyde really seemed to be everywhere.
Yet, Clyde's trolling generally revolved around teaching Chris to grow up. To accept reality, to work harder, to make something of himself, and in a couple sagas, realize that if something is too good to be true it probably is. He even spent some money donating to Chris Chan's lemonade stand for charity because Chris finally did a good thing for once.
Unlike television, there is no hero's journey for Chris Chan. Had Chris Chan "defeated" Clyde Cash, he would have grown up and got a job, developed a hobby and maybe even would have gotten a girlfriend. He would have changed through his conflict with Clyde. Instead he descended further into madness.
I'd like to see one last hurrah from Cash of all the trolls, because the fact that the professional trolls now just sort of sit back and watch the tranny/dimensional merge shit go on is pathetic. As much as people laugh at the Father Call, I think the current version of Chris is 100x more pathetic than the CWC of 2009 and there's a lot more to chew him out on.
Maybe that's why they gave up, there is no hope.
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I think its clear that if you were to call Chris out on his shit, Clyde styled, he wouldn't react as much as he once did. At most he would just sigh and start talking about the dimensional merge or something. Chris doesnt even give much of a reaction anymore. Before he had something to defend, not anymore, now he lives in his little delusion that all that trolling doesnt matter, the dimensional merge is happening ! Chris wanted Sonichu to be a real thing, well, he doesnt have to try to have any of that anymore, the dimensional merge is happening! As long he has the shit that stupid dumbass Ideas Guy added in his head, shit just wont bother him as bad as before. Thats why a Clyde Cash return (at least using the same tactics) wont work as well, Chris just...doesnt respond not even to trolling anymore in a scary (and kind of depressing) way...
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Hmm, I don't think you're wrong, but I think there is some wiggle room for a Clyde Cash style intervention. There could be a Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia type of forum made for the dimensional merge. I agree though that it would be harder. The Dimensional Merge is the only thing that Chris cares about at the moment and is his greatest weakness (emotionally and also it is destroying his life) but Chris hand waves anyone who disagrees with him on it, thus the difficulty.
Everyone thinks that the Dimensional Merge is unassailable, while it actually could be deconstructed in a few, non-weenish ways. Giving him 500 dollars and saying you're the ghost of Bob or Bubbles Rosechu though is not and is just pants on head retarded.
I'm not going to go into it more though because this isn't an autistic illuminati and I don't want to risk the ire of the mods. I just miss the classic trolls.
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Meh, at this point, its far more entertaining just watch re-runs of the anime while we wait for the manga to get to something interesting (like when Chris kicked a cop car...but then it got boring again with the introduction of another cat, you think the cat killing would get boring after the 5th time, I swear...). But like I said, the dimensional merge is something Chris believes so fucking bad that nothing that trolls do, without some serious work that is, can get a reaction out of him...just more lack of empathy.
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Whatever happens here, I do hope Sockness makes it out to the Ruckersville Pokémon Gym, manages to piss Chris off, and we get some footage of a sissy fight.
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He's gonna get raped by Jacob cosplaying as Spike.
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It's a very weird story starring Barb. So I guess it's true.
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No one is willing to put a boot up his ass anymore, so why bother?"Working".
Baaaack in my dahy we actually trolled, not fed into their delusions. Liquid Chris? Thats true troling there. Chris was forced into looking reality in the face,while this is making sure he remains stuck in his fantasy/comfort zone.
I can see Chris in a dramatic courtroom testimony blubbering "I swear, I had no idea riding the dragon would be so violent. All of you womenz, watch out for this. I am the first real lady to experience this brutal act known as RAPE! He didn't even take me to Equestria afterward like he promised. This wouldn't have happened had I not been so irresistibly beautiful and setsy."
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I'm more worried that this fat sped is going to hurt the pets 
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I don't know what's more terryfing the fact that he wants to have sex with chris...or the fact that he has a dragon cosplay fetish and thinks he's sexy with it.
I hope he doesn't use the poor cats in it's satanic rituals or whatever they are, the poor things have had enough suffering living in that snorlax's cave.
Knowing Jacob, i wouldn't be surprised if he does in fact harm Chris, Barbs or the poor cats, this man seems mentally unestable.
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