Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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I wish I could say it’s a sacrifice but fuck me, I can’t help myself. I now understand the appeal of shit like Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, because I can’t wait to find out what this dumb, cringey, entitled, useless fuckwit says and does on today’s episode.

Love the part of SJ video where a 34 year old has her bagel on her dad's porch with her fucking teddy bear
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She may be all thumbs up on this video, but I give it a big thumbs down on YouTube

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For someone with such <cough> severe patella femoral disorder and such a propensity to faint at any moment she runs down the steps like <gasp> a totally normal person. No hand on the railing, nothing.
 
Jesus christ, has she got enough cream cheese on that bagel?! Gross...
Every meal Sarah-Jean eats must be at least 51% ersatz animal product or she will realize that she does not actually enjoy being a vegan or have any real conviction, but instead a third grade understanding of cute baybee animaaals and a desperate need to be special and better than everyone else. She's like fuckin Chantal when she tries to go vegan: she makes a sandwich and it's fake deli meat, fake cheese, fake bacon, and fake mayonnaise with one token lettuce leaf and a few sad chunks of tomato, then has a bar of fake ice cream dipped in fake chocolate and washes it all down with a nice glass of fake mîlk.

Like her illnesses, it's all lies.
 
Every meal Sarah-Jean eats must be at least 51% ersatz animal product or she will realize that she does not actually enjoy being a vegan or have any real conviction, but instead a third grade understanding of cute baybee animaaals and a desperate need to be special and better than everyone else. She's like fuckin Chantal when she tries to go vegan: she makes a sandwich and it's fake deli meat, fake cheese, fake bacon, and fake mayonnaise with one token lettuce leaf and a few sad chunks of tomato, then has a bar of fake ice cream dipped in fake chocolate and washes it all down with a nice glass of fake mîlk.

Like her illnesses, it's all lies.

That legit made me gag a little, like just eat the real thing and accept that you like it.
 
I just gave Netflix's Afflicted another watch and got reminded at how batshit crazy a couple of their munchies are. Only one of the group probably actually has something going on (Jamison) but it all stems from a major car crash he'd been involved in. Well worth a watch if you can control yourself to not throw your remote at the TV. Working in a science profession it was a lot of THAT ISN'T HOW THAT WORKS yelling from me, heh
 
I just gave Netflix's Afflicted another watch and got reminded at how batshit crazy a couple of their munchies are. Only one of the group probably actually has something going on (Jamison) but it all stems from a major car crash he'd been involved in. Well worth a watch if you can control yourself to not throw your remote at the TV. Working in a science profession it was a lot of THAT ISN'T HOW THAT WORKS yelling from me, heh
Adding to my queue now. For reference, are the people in it portrayed as munchies or as if they have something wrong?
 
A woman who actually provides in-home childcare said this:
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...because what could go wrong with a heroin addict that has an eating disorder and a regressive personality taking responsibility for your children?
EDIT: updates from Jessi, you guise she tried to eat broth but it gave her a 25m seeshur

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Fucking Stage IV Cancer patients who’ve been through enough radiation & chemo to destroy all their bone marrow & have only five spunky white blood cells left rock piccs & ports while cruising filthy public transit to their infusion centers, but OK. Jessi is just the most immunocompromised any human has ever been outside of a bubble but Good Christian Hubby doesn’t need to wear contact precautions.

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Her dog with its infection-carrying paws, face, butt, etc is straight up in her bed. Sooooo immunocompromised.

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Why do all these munchies who boast unusually thick hair even for healthy humans always claim they’re balding?

Gotta say, for someone who can’t take in fluids by mouth or IV, Jessi is looking remarkably well-hydrated.


So many things to WTF about here with Jessi, but I'll stick to the most obvious.
1. Have they tried the veins in her feet, neck or even scalp?
2. Is she claiming to lose her hair from the "chemo microdosing" or am I mixing up my munchies?
3. If she'd had a 25 minute seizure, she'd have been in status epilepticus which is a major medical emergency and highly doubtful she'd be posting about it the same day. I call psychogenic seizure, totally.

and @Kate Farms Shill - is Skinwalker saying she was misdiagnosed with EDS or just rewriting history like her idol?

also now I'm madattheinternet at Jaq claiming to have been too fragile for MALS surgery then getting that massive overkill of a procedure to place her tube. I guess years of Kate Farms nutrition really did wonders for her :|
 
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Adding to my queue now. For reference, are the people in it portrayed as munchies or as if they have something wrong?

When they were recruited for the show they were under the impression that their health conditions were going to be portrayed as true, misunderstood and difficult diagnoses, but really ended up being shown as lunatics. That's what I took away from it. My favorites were Bekah (severe mold allergy, living in the desert in a stripped down van) and Carmen (electromagnetic sensitivity, batshit crazy).

Can we link here?


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When they were recruited for the show they were under the impression that their health conditions were going to be portrayed as true, misunderstood and difficult diagnoses, but really ended up being shown as lunatics. That's what I took away from it. My favorites were Bekah (severe mold allergy, living in the desert in a stripped down van) and Carmen (electromagnetic sensitivity, batshit crazy).

Can we link here?


edit: a name correction

Exactly as elliptical has mentioned. Apparently the munchies are so buttmad over how they were portrayed, they're suing Netflix. Bekah's boyfriend and brother both posted whiny blog entries on Medium about the experience. Star, whose phospholipids are like, totally attacking her body, makes me mad at everything, heh. Swilling down champagne with her friend then twitching her jaw when she remembers to because she totally has dystonia, don't you know.

It's rather like getting to watch these instagrams we love laughing at in motion.
 
Exactly as elliptical has mentioned. Apparently the munchies are so buttmad over how they were portrayed, they're suing Netflix. Bekah's boyfriend and brother both posted whiny blog entries on Medium about the experience. Star, whose phospholipids are like, totally attacking her body, makes me mad at everything, heh. Swilling down champagne with her friend then twitching her jaw when she remembers to because she totally has dystonia, don't you know.

It's rather like getting to watch these instagrams we love laughing at in motion.
I haven’t watched it since it first came out, but I was partial to the germaphobe whose doctor was like “yeah I just do sessions over the phone with her where I convince her she’s not not actually dying and I’m sending her the medicine through my voice. It makes her stop bothering me.”
 
SJ is so fucking surreal. She's like someone forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of munchie video content and then asked it to come up with a YouTube channel of its own.
This is the perfect way to explain the off-ness of her vids.

This is the best description I’ve heard for her. She really does just take content from everyone else and fuck it up subtly then wonder why no one believes her.
Damn it you stole my comment!

Jesus christ I didn't even hear that. Good catch. This bitch is so transparent and stupid. Like she was so busy documenting her special ER trip and the room they put her in that she didn't hear the nurses gossiping about her?

Eta: can you imagine Jaquie leaving something like this in one of her videos? That shit would have ended up on the cutting room floor, never to see the light of day.
I remember a few examples of AJ's faux pas when we were still at lolcow. She was outed in vlogs she had no control over, like JJ's videos. I am pretty sure there was one where Jan was filming and Jaquie said 'Damn it!" in the background. That was OMG sakrilijuss because her channel was so "family friendly" and AJ was such a Godly Girl. Ooh so controversy. Much sin. Another time, after AJ got her AFO's, we saw her walking around fine, unassisted and normal gait in the periphery of a JJ shoot. I could be matrixing this one though. There was another of their "Duble Vlogging" when they were in bed together and Jan said something that made AJ look bad and AJ responded with a rapid-fire denial. Her discomfort and upset were palpable and I am so happy for those glorious contradictions.

ETA: OH! I remember! She did a handstand to try and fix her clogged port! Jan mentioned it and AJ was like,"No I didn't!" all pissed off.

Hallelujah, for once I'm caught up in this thread. Off to see how much leg rot Our Lady of Mortification has induced this time around.
 
So many things to WTF about here with Jessi, but I'll stick to the most obvious.
1. Have they tried the veins in her feet, neck or even scalp?
2. Is she claiming to lose her hair from the "chemo microdosing" or am I mixing up my munchies?
3. If she'd had a 25 minute seizure, she'd have been in status epilepticus which is a major medical emergency and highly doubtful she'd be posting about it the same day. I call psychogenic seizure, totally.

and @Kate Farms Shill - is Skinwalker saying she was misdiagnosed with EDS or just rewriting history like her idol?

also now I'm madattheinternet at Jaq claiming to have been too fragile for MALS surgery then getting that massive overkill of a procedure to place her tube. I guess years of Kate Farms nutrition really did wonders for her :|

She doesn't entirely say she was misdiagnosed with EDS, but it's not the cause of the bulk of her problems because hEDS cannot account for all of her alleged problems. So essentially shortly after she locked down her public account in early 2018 she got the gastric pacer that was supposed to get her off of tube feeds and TPN. The site got badly infected and almost killed her. That info comes from a redditor who managed to fly under the radar and stay on her social media when she locked down (confirmed she had gone from tube feed to pacer and was improving) and from her own facebook posts (saying she had sepsis from an infection at her pacer site and it had to be removed).

Edit; lol sorry I completely forgot to finish this before posting, I might be a little intoxicated rn.

Anyway, she had the pacer out and the TPN restarted and touted it as the last solution to keep her alive, something she truly didn't want to do but which would save her. But then she needed a reason why despite this life-saving miracle cure she continued to decline rapidly. So she had a GBS diagnosis apparently dating back to 2017 (unverified as to whether she was dx'd for real or exactly when, but that's the best I can work out from my obsessive stalking) and that became her excuse for why she was losing weight, her levels were never stable, and she was always having some malnutrition issue or other. And then she started shaking and losing her memory and parkinsons showed up. EDS is still in the background. It's just no longer the thing driving all of her problems.

Interesting other information:
1) her pacer infection followed a very similar complication that befell fellow GP warrior and pathological liar, Raven Walton from Big Brother. Raven documented her prolonged battle with an infected pacer site in gory, Kelly-like detail. I'm not saying she didn't induce it, but she certainly wasn't faking how bad it got. I have no receipts of what SW posted about her own pacer infection other than that it happened and that is why she had to stop eating again after a period of miraculous relief of her symptoms.
2) If she got a real GBS diagnosis, it occurred while being treated with IVIG which other kiwis have pointed out can give false positives for autoimmune diseases or even induce them.
3) her decline while on TPN can very easily be explained by her well-documented purging. She competes in marathons (albeit on a handcycle) to negate the TPN calories and physically purges any actual food or drink she consumes, the latter confirmed by leaks who provided absolutely undeniable proof that this was the case.

This is the perfect way to explain the off-ness of her vids.


Damn it you stole my comment!


I remember a few examples of AJ's faux pas when we were still at lolcow. She was outed in vlogs she had no control over, like JJ's videos. I am pretty sure there was one where Jan was filming and Jaquie said 'Damn it!" That was OMG sakrilijuss because her channel was so "family friendly" and AJ was such a Godly Girl. Ooh so controversy. Much sin. Another time, after AJ got her AFO's, we saw her walking around fine, unassisted and normal gait in the periphery of a JJ shoot. I could be matrixing this one though. There was another of their "Duble Vlogging" when they were in bed together and Jan said something that made AJ look bad and AJ responded with a rapid-fire denial. Her discomfort and upset were palpable and I am so happy for those glorious contradictions.

ETA: OH! I remember! She did a handstand to try and fix her clogged port! Jan mentioned it and AJ was like,"No I didn't!" all pissed off.

Hallelujah, for once I'm caught up in this thread. Off to see how much leg rot Our Lady of Mortification has induced this time around.


After posting about this I started doing some housekeeping in my timeline of jaquie's claims from the start of her social media to her death and it's absolutely mind blowing how many times she said "I can't x because y" and then did something that was way worse, how many times she lied about tiny little stupid inconsequential things that could be easily proven false. How many times she twisted the words of a doctor to make what was probably a thinly veiled callout of her faking into a declaration of how rare and special and complex of a case she was. How her problems would fuck off whenever they weren't convenient and reappear when they were, so she always had a medical reason something happened even if it was totally mundane. How extremely transparent she was when she found a new diagnosis she wanted and needed info on how to get it. All of that I knew but seeing it laid out just makes it more ...digestible.

What actually shocked me is it really was just a few doctors that green lit everything that happened to her with no hesitation, and even tried to pressure her into even more dangerous (and expensive) treatment options than even she was not willing to do. The only conclusion that can be drawn is that these few doctors saw her as a walking paycheck and gave absolutely zero fucks if they killed her. While she was certainly manipulative and did doctor shop extensively in her early "career" once she found these few physicians she wasn't really the one writing the script anymore. She'd go in for a check up and walk out with a new diagnosis requiring 30 new drugs and a surgery.

I'm not saying she didn't love it. It was truly a symbiotic relationship: they found a patient willing to go for nearly anything they said regardless of cost or risks, and she found physicians who would always have a new plot twist to keep her youtube fresh.
 
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This makes think of Linda Li, who was on intervention for her fentyl lollipop addiction. Linda claimed to have Ehlers Danlos and electromagnetic sensitivity. She was full blown craaazy on the episode doing split eagles in the street and ran away from certain colors. Her parents spent a boat load of money to get her dental chair for at home for her super special serious Ehlers Danlos.
 
This makes think of Linda Li, who was on intervention for her fentyl lollipop addiction. Linda claimed to have Ehlers Danlos and electromagnetic sensitivity. She was full blown craaazy on the episode doing split eagles in the street and ran away from certain colors. Her parents spent a boat load of money to get her dental chair for at home for her super special serious Ehlers Danlos.

My favorite part of that episode was where Sam, the younger brother who was forced to take care of her, tackled her as she was running away. That must have felt amazing for him, and I was happy he got to do it.
 
My favorite part of that episode was where Sam, the younger brother who was forced to take care of her, tackled her as she was running away. That must have felt amazing for him, and I was happy he got to do it.

I loved her parents the most. They were such enablers it was almost parody. "We're going to either tell her she goes to rehab or... everything remains as status quo."

Linda actually was diagnosed with some sort of delusional disorder per the epilogue.
 
This makes think of Linda Li, who was on intervention for her fentyl lollipop addiction. Linda claimed to have Ehlers Danlos and electromagnetic sensitivity. She was full blown craaazy on the episode doing split eagles in the street and ran away from certain colors. Her parents spent a boat load of money to get her dental chair for at home for her super special serious Ehlers Danlos.
Up until just a few years ago Linda was still lying about having EDS and also started claiming she had Chiari malformation as well as worming her way into support groups only to start harassing members . I haven't seen her name anywhere lately so she either latched onto something else or is institutionalized. I am surprised her name doesn't get brought up here more often.
 
So many things to WTF about here with Jessi, but I'll stick to the most obvious.
1. Have they tried the veins in her feet, neck or even scalp?
2. Is she claiming to lose her hair from the "chemo microdosing" or am I mixing up my munchies?
3. If she'd had a 25 minute seizure, she'd have been in status epilepticus which is a major medical emergency and highly doubtful she'd be posting about it the same day. I call psychogenic seizure, totally.

and @Kate Farms Shill - is Skinwalker saying she was misdiagnosed with EDS or just rewriting history like her idol?

also now I'm madattheinternet at Jaq claiming to have been too fragile for MALS surgery then getting that massive overkill of a procedure to place her tube. I guess years of Kate Farms nutrition really did wonders for her :|
someone else May have pointed this out but you’re mixing up your munchies. Jessi is the chick still in the hospital with wild ass conflicting claims, she is not doing any child care.
She doesn't entirely say she was misdiagnosed with EDS, but it's not the cause of the bulk of her problems because hEDS cannot account for all of her alleged problems. So essentially shortly after she locked down her public account in early 2018 she got the gastric pacer that was supposed to get her off of tube feeds and TPN. The site got badly infected and almost killed her. That info comes from a redditor who managed to fly under the radar and stay on her social media when she locked down (confirmed she had gone from tube feed to pacer and was improving) and from her own facebook posts (saying she had sepsis from an infection at her pacer site and it had to be removed).

Edit; lol sorry I completely forgot to finish this before posting, I might be a little intoxicated rn.

Anyway, she had the pacer out and the TPN restarted and touted it as the last solution to keep her alive, something she truly didn't want to do but which would save her. But then she needed a reason why despite this life-saving miracle cure she continued to decline rapidly. So she had a GBS diagnosis apparently dating back to 2017 (unverified as to whether she was dx'd for real or exactly when, but that's the best I can work out from my obsessive stalking) and that became her excuse for why she was losing weight, her levels were never stable, and she was always having some malnutrition issue or other. And then she started shaking and losing her memory and parkinsons showed up. EDS is still in the background. It's just no longer the thing driving all of her problems.

Interesting other information:
1) her pacer infection followed a very similar complication that befell fellow GP warrior and pathological liar, Raven Walton from Big Brother. Raven documented her prolonged battle with an infected pacer site in gory, Kelly-like detail. I'm not saying she didn't induce it, but she certainly wasn't faking how bad it got. I have no receipts of what SW posted about her own pacer infection other than that it happened and that is why she had to stop eating again after a period of miraculous relief of her symptoms.
2) If she got a real GBS diagnosis, it occurred while being treated with IVIG which other kiwis have pointed out can give false positives for autoimmune diseases or even induce them.
3) her decline while on TPN can very easily be explained by her well-documented purging. She competes in marathons (albeit on a handcycle) to negate the TPN calories and physically purges any actual food or drink she consumes, the latter confirmed by leaks who provided absolutely undeniable proof that this was the case.

Ok now I’m even more confused bc this^ isn’t Jessi, dis@bl.3d not def3ated.
 
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