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TelBranora said:
hello classmate kiwis
You guys who all open up your laptops to browse kiwi farms in a big row before class starts (and a few of you during class) all have guts of steel or brains of mud, I don't know which.
I knew shit was going down though when every third person in front of me in class Tuesday had their laptop out and was scrolling past posts with Null's avatar.
Is this normal or have I found myself in some kiwi nest by converging circumstances?

You know we got at least one Quinn praising troon back here right? Sitting right behind you? I know, because I've listened to their screeds before because they sit close to me, and sat next to me last semester until I figured out how to avoid it.
You don't have dim narrow range TN panels, and I can see your screen just fine. If you were sitting directly in front of me I even know your username 0_0.
I'm sure almost everyone else in the room can see the big kiwi farms logo on the top of the screen since you are all sitting at the front of the room... wait I just realized that I have no idea what was on the laptops behind me.
...with the concentration of kiwis in front of me, if I were extrapolating the data it would stand to reason there would be even more behind be considering I was sitting towards the front of the room!
That's a lot of kiwis unless something about us makes us prone to sitting in the front 1/3 of the room.

Not sure if you guys were aware of your brilliant screen clarity or the members of your audience, or are aware and are asserting dominance by not giving a fuck. I give at least a few of those and only tend to view the farms in public on my phone or if my laptop screen isn't facing anyone because I know about the reddit SRS and discord tranny defense nutters we have, and even if we didn't browsing forums like the farms where anyone could read behind you just seems... weird.

Am I just the only weirdo who glances at everyone's screens and this is a non-issue? That doesn't seem possible.
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"hello classmate kiwis You guys who all open up your laptops to browse kiwi farms in a big row before class starts (and a few of you during class) all have guts of steel or brains of mud, I don't know which." or "I knew shit was going down though when every third person in front of me in class Tuesday had their laptop out and was scrolling past posts with Null's avatar."
 
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"hello classmate kiwis You guys who all open up your laptops to browse kiwi farms in a big row before class starts (and a few of you during class) all have guts of steel or brains of mud, I don't know which." or "I knew shit was going down though when every third person in front of me in class Tuesday had their laptop out and was scrolling past posts with Null's avatar."
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I wish that classroom actually existed.
 
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“I-I want you both naked and letting me do whatever I want with your bodies, ok?”

I’m sorry
 
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"... tell Brave Software and Brendan Eich to stop enabling neo-Nazi white supremacist pedophile Joshua Connor Moon and his neo-Nazi white supremacist cyberbullying website Kiwi Farms via his neo-Nazi white supremacist cyberbullying podcast Mad at The Internet"
 
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