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There are Star Wars making of books about the OT by J.W. Rinzler, called something like Definitive Story Behind the Movies. Before they were published the author had them on his site for free. Did he leave mirror links anywhere that one might find?
 
This might interest @GeneralFriendliness. I was watching a livestream from a few days ago and this guy Craig while under the effects of water said that a lot of the IX rumors published by Geeks+Gamers and the people who gravitate around that channel are bullshit. He's an honest fan, he knows a lot of LucasFilm people, he even got to visit Galaxy's Edge before the paid shills and the ecelebs (I think I might have posted his video of the Falcon ride in this thread). He also alluded to the possibility of the Son of Mortis to make an appearance in Episode IX.
 
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He also alluded to the possibility of the Son of Mortis to make an appearance in Episode IX.
Maybe the dude's legit, but I'd believe the rumors that Rey is a Palpatine a hundred times over than ever believe JJ would take plot points from the prequel era. None of the current credible rumors, Geeks and Gamers or not, allude to something like that happening.
 
I'm so glad more people are finally starting to see JJ for what he really is. A McGuffin abusing hack. I'll laugh my ass off if he leaves the explanation of Palpatine's revival as some sort of mystery box like he did Yellow Yoda mysteriously coming across Anakin/Luke's saber and never explaining how she fucking got it.
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Expect this exact same scene but with Palpatine once they start asking him completely valid questions that will go unanswered.
Now that they've finally admitted that George didn't like TFA and TLJ, I wonder what will be the new angle of attack from the Disney shills and the access media. They can't attack him again since they've done that last year when they had to deflect any criticism of TLJ right before they released Solo.

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I remember when they released that Ted Talk, people were all "wow he's such a smart guy" except that he isn't. He's a marketer. He managed to make people believe that the Mystery Box was a magical tool while in reality it's the "MacGuffin" under a new name. It is what bad writers use when they encounter the writer's block. The Mystery Box/MacGuffin is a dangerous tool for a writer, it's a plot device that must not be explained because it can't be explained. It's used as a way to distract the viewer long enough so he/she won't notice that the story is going nowhere (Rambaldi, the Rabbit's Foot, the Red Matter, the Smoke Monster, the Polar Bear, etc...). One of his protégé Alex Kurtzman who has now his own production company is doing the exact same thing (the Observers, the Mycilial Network, the Red Angel).


Exactly. It's also a strange takeover. Once he's done with a franchise, he gets a new deal elsewhere but makes sure to leave one of his own behind at a high position within the company (Alex Kurtzman with CBS/Paramount where he LARPs as the "Kevin Feige of Star Trek", Michelle Rejwan at LucasFilm as a VP).
Twitter, Youtube, Reddit and other normalfag dens with SW activity are in full civil war mode over it since the news came out. Even a friend of mine who was a somewhat prominent Disney shill suddenly stopped altogether after the news like he was just dealt a startling realization. Its weird. He and others like him were happy to shit on George when its convenient but now after finding out Disney "betrayed" him and that he really didn't approve of Disney Wars, its like watching their world fall apart. I guess despite it all including George's flaws, they still take his word as absolute law. The absolute shitstorm over this is glorious.

What a laughable way to justify their shitty movies just because Lucas' idea might have been bad. But we'll never know because I'm fairly sure George knew enough was enough and let the magic of Star Wars exist in the EU books and games. Where people were fairly happy to continue their journey with from the movies.
I've talked about this before, but I've gone into great detail about George's rough draft and ideas for his sequels, and he never mentioned midis being a part of it until after TLJ came out (although it was an interview/novel), but the timing was awfully convenient when Disney was under such heavy fire. Regardless, aside from nitpicking the one midichlorian thing, the rest of his ideas and rough outline were actually pretty golden and Disney only used the most superficial elements.

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So Galaxy's Edge is so boned they threw one of their strong female higher ups they claimed to appreciate so much under the bus. What hypocrites. Its hard to grasp how much of a disaster Galaxy's Edge turned out to be. Its mindboggling how at one point people thought only Kennedy was at fault when really Iger was just as retarded. To make matters worse, Disney in a desperate attempt to boost traffic has announced that they will be airing a "Galaxy's Edge takeover" across every channel they own in a desperate attempt to advertise. Gee Iger, I thought you said GE didn't need advertisement?


There are a few artworks and plot ideas out there for the sequel movies that he wanted to make. Some of them got re-used by Disney for TFA like those concepts arts for a bayou-like planet that became Jakku. The Whills is one of the ideas that he had since the beginning of his SW adventure but that was cut from the original script. From what I remember, the new trilogy would feature Luke, his son (?) and a red-skin Twi'lek.

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It was weird, George by all accounts hated Mara Jade and never wanted Luke to marry but his sequel trilogy treatment did seem to involve Luke and a female love interest. The one he gave to Disney was somewhat similar to the current sequel trilogy. A girl named Kira and her buddy (who became Rey and Finn) would seek out Luke and he would train her, train Leia a bit, then die in Episode IX. However, there's tons of conflicting information because most articles combine Lucas's ideas in the 80s regarding a sequel trilogy (aka Palpatine wouldn't have been killed until episode IX and Luke was naturally much younger) with the basic treatment he gave Disney and his trippy idea for the microscopic Star Wars movies to somehow prove Disney is following his ideas, and all three were very different. Personally it would have been interesting if Lucas decided to do one of his sequel trilogy plans without selling the rights, because he was supposed to put the Yuuzhan Vong in TCW. Doing that and then decanonizing the post-Endor EU period would have pissed everyone off and confused things. But I don't think he ever had any concrete plans for doing a sequel trilogy. He had ideas bouncing around but seemed mostly okay with letting the EU do its thing.
True enough, but he did give a lot of ideas, concept art and overall rough draft and outline of what he wanted for the films. Throwing around ideas is where George excelled at, but Disney only took the most superficial parts, like girl junker and ex-stormtrooper character. The original concept had Kira (Rey) living on a junk planet rather than Tatooine 2.0 and two main villains based on Atha Prime and Darth Talon (who were part of an organization called Jedi Killers) who would try to get the new characters and the Solo twins (who might've been one and the same) to fall to the dark side. As for Luke's love interest and his son @HeyYou, its true George wasn't fond of Luke marrying, but Mark Hamill however was, having been fond of Luke's family life and he once posted on Twitter how he always hoped their would be on onscreen adaptation of Luke passing his lightsaber on to his son Ben Skywalker from the EU. So even if George wouldn't want to go that route, Mark probably would've found a way to convince him.

Here's a shameless self-quote of everything I've posted before about the outlines, concept art and ideas for the sequels when George was around.
I mentioned that like over 150 or so pages back I think. Rey and Finn were originally the first characters conceived by Lucas, but under different names, with Rey being Kira and Finn being Sam. Kira was conceived as a young force sensitive orphan (designed after Kristen Stewart) from a junk planet who sets out on a journey of self-discovery after her adoptive community is destroyed by a mysterious force (the main villains who I will get to in a moment). Unlike Rey, Kira always wanted to leaver her homeplanet yet she was always held back. She was described as a loner and a gear-head with a love for machines. She eventually meets Sam, originally conceived as a young white male and loner mercenary who is very anti-social "but oozed charisma" who is also later revealed to be an orphan. An early piece of concept art also shows him wielding a blue lightsaber (which I guess is why Finn briefly wields one in the film just to get fucked over). Concepts (most of which were made during the Disney transition period) also toyed with the idea of him being an ex-trooper under one of the imperial remnants. There are a lot of initial initial concepts and ideas that got thrown around during the making back when George was in charge, but one concept was that Kira meets Sam at a local spaceport and convinces him to get her off-world in hopes of joining the highly esteemed Jedi Academy of Luke Skywalker on Yavin 4. They are eventually joined by a character who was never given a proper name, simply referred to as @JohnDoe as a tentative title until they could figure out a name for him, however he never got an official name as that's when Disney and JJ decided to take the reigns in their own direction and just do a repeat. However, what is known is that John Doe was originally conceived as a tall and muscular black man resembling Mace Windu (although any connection is unknown but some like to theorize that Mace Windu survived Anakin's attack and eventually fathered this guy) and he went through three concepts: In the first, Doe was a jedi who came to protect Kira and help escort her to the academy, in the second he was a bounty hunter with a wookiee companion (not Chewbacca) who was hired to hunt down Sam but decides to join him and Kira under unknown circumstances, and finally he was re-imagined as a New Republic officer who was also helping to escort the two youths to Luke, however Doe ended up sacrificing himself to protect them at some point in the movie. John Doe was eventually devolved into the character of Poe. Some pieces of artwork produced shortly after George was pushed out had Sam as a reluctant stormtrooper who was forced to join forces with Doe to escape and both crashed on Kira's planet, where Doe dies and Sam is rescued by Kira instead. Supposedly this was done because Disney didn't want a likeable "criminal" character for a young generation and JJ didn't want a competent male lead to upstage Rey so they changed Sam from a mercenary into a reluctant trooper, and eventually into the bumbling Finn.

Throughout the original movie concept, the characters are constantly under the threat of the main villainous of group of the film who are simply known as the "Jedi Killers" led by a mysterious villain who was never given a proper name, simply referred to as "Uber" in early concepts. Not much is known about Uber, what is known is that he was a powerful, highly intelligent and mysterious figure who was clad in a mysterious robe and helmet and that he created the Jedi Killers, an entire organization of genetically enhanced force-users whose one goal was to hunt down all jedi and abduct any force sensitive they could find. Some rumors floating around also claimed that, like Snoke, Uber was from the Unknown Regions, dabbled in cloning technology to boost the numbers of his organization, used genetic engineering to increase the power of his subordinates, and that he first became active after ROTJ after the Empire started fighting amongst themselves over who would take charge after the Emperor's death and (like Snoke) ended up recruiting an imperial faction to his side, but Uber was successfully defeated by Luke and the New Republic, and he was forced to retreat into the Unknown Regions to rebuild and seek revenge against Skywalker, which is probably why he's hunting down force sensitives and jedis. Because of this, some theorized that "Uber" was (or was at least based on) Atha Prime, a character who was from a cancelled sequel project that was originally pitched by Kenner to George a year after ROTJ. Like Uber and Snoke, Prime was an enigmatic figure from the Unknown Regions who managed to convince an imperial remnant to his side (which was led by Grand Moff Trachta), but unlike Snoke (who is described as more of an occultist) Prime was a master geneticist who mastered the cloning technology from the Clone Wars as well as genetic manipulation, although Uber seems to posses traits of both a geneticist and an occultist. The possibility of Uber being Prime is thought to be hinted at in the final old canon story released in 2015 titled SkyeWalkers: A Clone Wars Story, which featured Prime and hinted at his return as a future villain after his defeat at the hands of Anakin and Obi-Wan, which some thought was supposed to be a lead-up to the original concept of VII. The novel also revealed that Prime bore many aliases, such as Eon Null and Zeta Magnus, so Uber wouldn't be that ill-fitting as an alias.

Finally, Uber would not actually serve as the omnipresent villain of the story, instead he would act through his main agent, an unnamed red skinned Twi-lek based on Darth Talon, a perverse and manipulative dark sider who would use any means to kill jedi or corrupt others. One early storyboard portrayed her introduction, in which she appears being harassed at a cantina before being saved by a Jedi Master of the new order, eventually she seduces the jedi and sleeps with him, but its all a ruse as she quickly kills him. Her main goal in the story was to kill Sam and Kira before they could reach Luke Skywalker but eventually she aims to corrupt Anakin Solo, the youngest son of Han and Leia who is under Luke's protection. It was also hinted that Kira and Sam were to be revealed as the long lost children of Han and Leia who were separated and sent away to keep them safe from the Jedi Killers, which pretty much makes them a re-imagining of the Solo Twins, although I personally think they might have also had a chance of being revealed to be their grandkids, since they said the film might have taken place 40 years after ROTJ. While the Galactic Empire is no more, it would still have an antagonistic presence within the story as many imperial remnants remain as well as worlds that were loyal to the Empire much like in old canon, and Uber's faction would also have his own imperial remnant serving under him.

Eventually everything was changed by Abrams and Michael Andt, and stripped of everything but its bare bones, with the only things remaining from the original concepts being Kira, Sam, Doe, and Uber, however Kira was renamed Rey and made more "tragic" with an obsession of not wanting to leave her planet, Sam was changed to Finn and bore no similarity with his original incarnation so it was like they completely got rid of Sam, Doe was changed to Poe with him now being a "Resistance" officer because it sounds more marketable, but originally they were going to kill Poe off much like Doe but in a less memorable fashion, with Poe originally dying shortly after he and Finn crashed, but since Oscar Isaac was hesitant about playing Poe, JJ changed it so he survives and randomly disappears for no reason. Uber was pretty much completely revamped into Snoke, with the only thing remaining from the original being that they were from the Unknown Regions and led an imperial remnant which was now the First Order because repeating the same formula from the first movie was deemed more marketable. JJ and Andt also diminished Finn, Poe and Luke's roles in the films because they thought they would undermine Rey's, with Luke getting the worst of it, since they outright say they made him into a macguffin so as to not steal the spotlight from Rey and overshadow her. Nothing remained of the Talon lookalike, but they kept the idea of a "jedi killer" and they used Uber's mask as a basis for what would eventually become (after countless redesigns) Kylo Ren's mask.

On another interesting note, the "special lightsaber" for the original concept of 7 was not a crossguard saber, but a dual-blade saber with both red and blue beams that was said to be related to its owner's themes and powers of "fire and ice" and duality, however very little is known about its owner other than that he might've been bald. The saber was designed by Rick Carter.
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Luke was also going to have a bigger role in the new trilogy and would undertake Kira's training personally through 7 and 8, and he would finish Leia's training before dying heroically at the end of 9 (this is based on what Mark Hamill said according to George although there's some debate if this was George's original idea in the 80s after ROTJ or the idea George presented in 2012). However this was all changed which upset Mark. Like the Disney Trilogy, this trilogy was also set to take place some 20, 30 or even 40 years after the original.

Here are pictures of concept art and promo material that were made when George was still around. Note that a few of these were made as they removed George, like the ones of Sam as a stormtrooper. I don't know at what point the pics of Kira in the junkyard were made as they could've been conceived before or after George left. There's also concept art of the characters exploring a sunken Death Star in search for a relic of the Emperor's containing info on all the sacred and historical jedi sites which is to be incorporated in IX, however I don't know if the sunken Death Star artwork is from before or after George left as Rick Carter did most of these at the time as he was doing art for JJ, like JJ's initial "red start destroyer" idea, and JJ was really pushing for maguffins at the time too.
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Also note that Rey's speeder and the aliens looked more interesting before Jake Lunt Davies took over as designer.

There's more to post, but frankly this post is already too over-cluttered as it is. Later I'll try and post info on the last restaurant in Galaxy's Edge, followed by the Cantina and lame-ass toy store.
 
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Apparently Star Wars Explained has decided to use a blockbot on Twitter. It has blocked every follower of the members of the Fandom Menace and MauLer for some reason.
Judging by many people's reactions on Twitter, nobody knows why he did that. Is it related to the recent news about George Lucas? lol

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I'm so glad more people are finally starting to see JJ for what he really is. A McGuffin abusing hack. I'll laugh my ass off if he leaves the mystery of Palpatine's revival as some sort of mystery box like he did Yellow Yoda mysteriously coming across Anakin/Luke's saber and never explaining how she fucking got it.
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Expect this exact same scene but with Palpatine once they start asking him completely valid questions that will go unanswered.

Twitter, Youtube, Reddit and other normalfag dens with SW activity are in full civil war mode over it since the news came out. Even a friend of mine who was a somewhat prominent Disney shill suddenly stopped altogether after the news like he was just dealt a startling realization. Its weird. He and others like him were happy to shit on George when its convenient but now after finding out Disney "betrayed" him and that he really didn't approve of Disney Wars, its like watching their world fall apart. I guess despite it all including George's flaws, they still take his word as absolute law. The absolute shitstorm over this is glorious.


I've talked about this before, but I've gone into great detail about George's rough draft and ideas for his sequels, and he never mentioned midis being a part of it until after TLJ came out (although it was an interview/novel), but the timing was awfully convenient when Disney was under such heavy fire. To be frank he might've been saving them for the third movie, but who can say. I honestly always thought the whole midichlorian thing was a result of George dabbling too much in Scientology like most Hollywood e-celebs, but some biography from around 2007 or something I posted before claims he had the idea for midis as far back as the 70s but his claim is debatable. Regardless, aside from nitpicking the one midichlorian shit, the rest of his ideas and rough outline were actually pretty golden and Disney only used the most superficial elements.


So Galaxy's Edge is so boned they threw one of their strong female higher ups they claimed to appreciate so much under the bus. What hypocrites. Its hard to grasp how much of a disaster Galaxy's Edge turned out to be. Its mindboggling how at one point people thought only Kennedy was at fault when really Iger was just as exceptional. To make matters worse, Disney in a desperate attempt to boost traffic has announced that they will be airing a "Galaxy's Edge takeover" across every channel they own in a desperate attempt to advertise. Gee Iger, I thought you said GE didn't need advertisement?





True enough, but he did give a lot of ideas, concept art and overall rough draft and outline of what he wanted for the films. Throwing around ideas is where George excelled at, but Disney only took the most superficial parts, like girl junker and ex-stormtrooper character. The original concept had Kira (Rey) living on a junk planet rather than Tatooine 2.0 and two main villains based on Atha Prime and Darth Talon (who were part of an organization called Jedi Killers) who would try to get the new characters and the Solo twins (who might've been one and the same) to fall to the dark side. As for Luke's love interest and his son @HeyYou, its true George wasn't fond of Luke marrying, but Mark Hamill however was, having been fond of Luke's family life and he once posted on Twitter how he always hoped their would be on onscreen adaptation of Luke passing his lightsaber on to his son Ben Skywalker from the EU. So even if George wouldn't want to go that route, Mark probably would've found a way to convince him.

Here's a shameless self-quote of everything I've posted before about the outlines, concept art and ideas for the sequels when George was around.

The midichlorian stuff was in earlier drafts of Star Wars. They're supposed to be analagous to mitochondria(the battery of cells)...

The more you have, the more powerful(potentially)you can be. It's refrenced a few times in his earlier drafts....

I think, what Lucas's intent with injecting them to the prequels: that the Jedi had become an elitest organization, using these genetic tests to decide 'worthiness'. The Sith, alternatively, using them to create worth...

It's just clumsy and unnecessary. But, i can see the retro pseudo science influence...
 
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$5 Kathleen gets to the booth next. Seeing the woman running Disney’s parks makes me think Iger is no longer afraid of pissing off the woke media.
She is not getting the boot. She is finishing her contract.

She will either transfer over to Fox('promotion')or retire....

Powell, technically, didn't get fired. Her position was removed from 'restructuring'....
 
The midichlorian stuff was in earlier drafts of Star Wars. They're supposed to be analagous to mitochondria(the battery of cells)...

The more you have, the more powerful(potentially)you can be. It's refrenced a few times in his earlier drafts....

I think, what Lucas's intent with injecting them to the prequels: that the Jedi had become an elitest organization, using these genetic tests to decide 'worthiness'. The Sith, alternatively, using them to create worth...

It's just clumsy and unnecessary. But, i can see the retro pseudo science influence...

I always just explained away the Midichlorians as being force-sensitive microbes that were attracted to and fed off the force. Using them to identify latent force-sensitives would be like a blind person using algae spots on a damp floor to figure out where there is light shining down- algae don't generate light, but their presence would indicate there's light, and more the algae the more light.

(Yeah yeah I know with the names what lucas was actually going for. But I like my way better.)
 
Here's a shameless self-quote of everything I've posted before about the outlines, concept art and ideas for the sequels when George was around.
Weirdly enough, all of that could be reworked into a story taking place around the same time (or a bit later) than Young Jedi Knights, assuming Kira and Sam wouldn't actually be reworked Jacen and Jaina and they all existed at the same time. That series had an insane amount of shit that Jacen and Jaina got themselves involved in, like the Shadow Academy, so it would fit right in.

Worse than that, if Disney had gone with George's treatment, we might still have gotten Jacen, Jaina, Anakin and Ben with them just fixing up the stupid shit surrounding them in the old EU.
 
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I always just explained away the Midichlorians as being force-sensitive microbes that were attracted to and fed off the force. Using them to identify latent force-sensitives would be like a blind person using algae spots on a damp floor to figure out where there is light shining down- algae don't generate light, but their presence would indicate there's light, and more the algae the more light.

(Yeah yeah I know with the names what lucas was actually going for. But I like my way better.)

Don't worry about it, the whole concept is stupid. Even from a pseudo science standpoint, it's nonsensical.

Human Anatomy, is a symphony of balance between components. Not too much, not too little. If one had massive amounts of midichlorians, that would(logically)lead to bad shit....

Other species could, hypothetically, have more. But, differences between human would be negligible....
 
So some people on either reddit or twitter (or both) pointed this out...
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Apparently Emo Ren left his helmet behind in TFA in the chasm where he killed Han, and was subsequently destroyed along with the rest of the planet. Yet it pops up again in TLJ which leads you to think he has multiple copies of them, but then he has the reforge the last one for IX instead of just putting on a duplicate. The Disney EU gives no info on this and treats the helmet as one of a kind. However the Disney EU says that Kylo Ren grew weaker after taking it off and killing his father which is why he lost to Rey...

And true to Abrams and Iger fashion, the guy who designed the helmet was told to make it Vader-ish, hence the early designs all looking like Vader or Dark Helmet...
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But here's some more interesting news. You know those Golden Books for kids Disney usually publishes shortly before or after a movie that contain major spoilers for the films they adapt? Well it turns out that a "special" golden book will be released on October 4 which is a compilation of TFA, TLJ and IX.
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So we can probably expect a major spoiler on October 4. Its part of Disney's "Journey to IX" multimedia project which is a clusterfuck of books and comics meant to get you hyped for IX, which includes the Rey comic I posted about before. And speaking of the Journey to IX shit, here's the cover of Rose's comic which I addressed before and contains info about the FO's genocide runs.
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Apparently Rose knew what those horse things from TLJ were. I guess that's important.
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Also some kind of TL;DR love letter to Rose/Kelly.
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There's also the Snoke comic which I also spoke about before, but which I finished today...
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Emo Ren is an even bigger bitch than originally perceived and also... anyone remember how I talked about how Snoke and Ren went to Dagobah and used the Dark Side cave? The famous cave Luke used for his training and served as an ultimate test against one's own darkness and an iconic location from ESB? Well... Kylo Ren destroyed it.
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Simply because "let the past die", although some claim its because he didn't want to kill the visions of his parents despite that he had no trouble killing his own father, and they expect us to believe this is the lead-up to a redemption arc, which it probably is but its so damn stupid. FYI this takes place before TFA.

And here's some shit about Snoke... He is based on the Wizard of Oz, the actual character, hence the giant hologram, bald ugly head and meaniness... This all explains a lot.
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He is called an enigma and a mystery full of interest in the article but then veers off to how good it was that he was nothing and then killed. Honestly I salute that hack Rian for that. Such a terrible choice that revealed what a big nothing burger this character was.

As for spoilers/leaks, Supreme Leader Emo Ren's ship from the IX trailer is confirmed to be called the Tie Whisper.
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Here is the first TV spot for IX from Russia.
The music is more glaring and bass-filled than I remember. Williams is working on these songs but they feel like the same generic scores you hear in most modern action movie tripe but with memberberry juice poured over it.

Daisy Ridley claims that the title of the movie won't make sense until the final lines from the film are said and she sorta confirms that "Skywalker" is just the new bullshit term to refer to the "evolution" of the Jedi Order under Disney which will now probably be called the Skywalkers.
Daisy Ridley said:
“I think it’s really great. I really do. Because you’ve got Chris Terrio who, I’m not kidding, had Star Wars bibles. He was doing his work, like everything is so linked and it works in the universe. Like he did proper nerd homework.”
>Nerd homework
>Disney Wars bibles
Wut? Only people who did nerd homework for these shitty Disney films was the lead actress of Rogue One and Lord & Miller.

Also that cucked fucker Pablo Hidalgo seems to have confirmed that Rey is not related to Palpatine and Palpatine has no children in Disney canon, which means Rey's parents are either nobodies or Skywalkers or some shit.
 
So some people on either reddit or twitter (or both) pointed this out...
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Apparently Emo Ren left his helmet behind in TFA in the chasm where he killed Han, and was subsequently destroyed along with the rest of the planet. Yet it pops up again in TLJ which leads you to think he has multiple copies of them, but then he has the reforge the last one for IX instead of just putting on a duplicate. The Disney EU gives no info on this and treats the helmet as one of a kind. However the Disney EU says that Kylo Ren grew weaker after taking it off and killing his father which is why he lost to Rey...

And true to Abrams and Iger fashion, the guy who designed the helmet was told to make it Vader-ish, hence the early designs all looking like Vader or Dark Helmet...
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But here's some more interesting news. You know those Golden Books for kids Disney usually publishes shortly before or after a movie that contain major spoilers for the films they adapt? Well it turns out that a "special" golden book will be released on October 4 which is a compilation of TFA, TLJ and IX.
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So we can probably expect a major spoiler on October 4. Its part of Disney's "Journey to IX" multimedia project which is a clusterfuck of books and comics meant to get you hyped for IX, which includes the Rey comic I posted about before. And speaking of the Journey to IX shit, here's the cover of Rose's comic which I addressed before and contains info about the FO's genocide runs.
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Apparently Rose knew what those horse things from TLJ were. I guess that's important.
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Also some kind of TL;DR love letter to Rose/Kelly.
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There's also the Snoke comic which I also spoke about before, but which I finished today...
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Emo Ren is an even bigger bitch than originally perceived and also... anyone remember how I talked about how Snoke and Ren went to Dagobah and used the Dark Side cave? The famous cave Luke used for his training and served as an ultimate test against one's own darkness and an iconic location from ESB? Well... Kylo Ren destroyed it.
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Simply because "let the past die", although some claim its because he didn't want to kill the visions of his parents despite that he had no trouble killing his own father, and they expect us to believe this is the lead-up to a redemption arc, which it probably is but its so damn stupid. FYI this takes place before TFA.

And here's some shit about Snoke... He is based on the Wizard of Oz, the actual character, hence the giant hologram, bald ugly head and meaniness... This all explains a lot.
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He is called an enigma and a mystery full of interest in the article but then veers off to how good it was that he was nothing and then killed. Honestly I salute that hack Rian for that. Such a terrible choice that revealed what a big nothing burger this character was.

As for spoilers/leaks, Supreme Leader Emo Ren's ship from the IX trailer is confirmed to be called the Tie Whisper.
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Here is the first TV spot for IX from Russia.
The music is more glaring and bass-filled than I remember. Williams is working on these songs but they feel like the same generic scores you hear in most modern action movie tripe but with memberberry juice poured over it.

Daisy Ridley claims that the title of the movie won't make sense until the final lines from the film are said and she sorta confirms that "Skywalker" is just the new bullshit term to refer to the "evolution" of the Jedi Order under Disney which will now probably be called the Skywalkers.

>Nerd homework
>Disney Wars bibles
Wut? Only people who did nerd homework for these shitty Disney films was the lead actress of Rogue One and Lord & Miller.

Also that cucked fucker Pablo Hidalgo seems to have confirmed that Rey is not related to Palpatine and Palpatine has no children in Disney canon, which means Rey's parents are either nobodies or Skywalkers or some shit.

As I said previously, I think they're whipping out Palpatine created Skywalkers, he created one of Rey's parents...

It's really the only seed they have from ROTS. But, instead of implied, it will be overt now...
 
I hope she's ready for Rose to barely appear in IX because everyone hated her character. So much for Asian American women showing up on screen (psst, Jan Ors was Asian twenty years ago, no one made a big deal of it).
Yeah but Jan Ors was attractive, pleasant looking woman....

That's not acceptable today. It had to be an asian who looked like a pancake.

With that said, if Rose was an endearing character, her bridge troll apperance, would be fine. But, that's not the case.
 
Fuck, this is going to turn into a shitpost omnibus, since I've been out of the loop and I'm too much of a jackass to leave certain things uncommented.
Sorry for that not sorry.
I think more likely:

There was no 'chosen one'. The 'balance of the force' was a myth inserted by Sith into the Jedi Order.
>There was no 'chosen one'. The 'balance of the force' was a myth by patriachrical shitlords that didn't propperly understand the Force due to their maleness.

FTFY
I don't know, but allowing randos in theme parks to literally make up shit and have that stick to actual Disney Star Wars canon sounds...absolutely exceptional at best.
Can't be worse than anything written under Disney, though.
except it's clearly shown that hux freaked out when he figured out what admiral danger hair was doing, does that mean he knew the ship had experimental deflector shields, which were unstable and could cause that effect? the same guy that has been painted for 2 movies to be a stupid pushover who literally gets jerked around for laughs?
and if it gets explained in secondary material or worse just a twitter blurb, lot of people will say it doesn't count unless it gets mentioned in IX.

either way, the meme is out of the bag, jarjar desperately wanted it's own "I'm your father", he got it.
That's why I love the Disney EU:
It only exists to roll the carpet over shit the movies fucked up and they end up creating even more plotpoints.
If hyperspace ramming was possible, why has no one ever done it, despite it being this effective?
If hyperspace ramming was impossible, why did Holdo even attempt it and why did the FO react so strongly?
They created a lore-version of Catch 22.

Bob Iger doesn’t seem to understand it’s more about quality than quantity.
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Who are they even trying to bullshit here? The MCU has 23 movies that were produced over a timespan of 12 years, 8 more movies are planned.
I am genuinely afraid that the people that invest in Disney are out of touch enough to not see this juggernautical amount of bullshit.
They even included the Disney lego shit? I'm sure that will have people just clamoring for this content.
Tell me about it. My reaction was "Wait... how many Lego Star Wars movies did they even make?"
I thought there was like 1 or maybe 2. Looks like it's half the goddamned SW library is Lego.
What we got instead was a movie that copies A New hope so much it's basically plagiarism.
The irony of it all is, that JJ claimed that he adores the old movies, but by copying them, he invalidated them. Anything achieved in the OT is nill and void with th title crawl of TFA. Well done.
Rian Johnson, despite his terrible Star Wars film, does have genuine artistic ability.
I hate to say it, but you have to give it to Johnson, TLJ is a nice looking movie.
The Holdo-Lore-wrecker maneuver, Canto Bight (The aliens look like shit, but the location looks nice)... he knows how to ge things look nice... but holy fucking shit, he should not be allowed within 100 yards of a typewriter, pen, quill or keyboard. Fuck. He shouldn't even be allowed to make smoke signs.
The biggest issue from Abrams: if he just accepted he was a shitty writer(or stop giving crappy writers jobs), his movies would be much better. His visual flair and performances are fine. But, fuck does he not torpedo his movies with his/friends writing...
If you like lens flares, I guess.
There were several interesting concepts for Jakku before they settled on Tatooine II.
Jakku could have been amazing, but it was just "I can't believe it's not Tatooine".
A Jungle-Planet with massive damages from the impact of thousands and thousands of tons of debris would be awesome. A planet with a ring of scrap parts. A giant sphere of junk. Anything would have been interesting. But Tatooine 2.0? Boring. How many nuFans even know it's not the same planet as Luke was raised on?

Edit: Again, just like with TR-8R, where the lore and plot almost writes itself, just grab that last idea: A giant sphere of scrap.
Imagine the planetoid that Rey comes from is a cyberpunk-y conglomerate of spaceship-parts bunched together to be gutted. Why would the scrap bunch together like that?
A couple of guys that work in the scrap-business managed to get the gravity well projector of an adrift and defunct Interdictor class Star Destroyer to work and use that to pull in scrap and junk from a massive orbital field of destroyed ships. The guys running this show became rich and powerful mobsters.
Basically the scrapper version of Bespin. Similar enough to fit the setting, new enough to feel fresh (dunno if something like that was in the EU, but it sure as fuck ain't in the movies).
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Expect this exact same scene but with Palpatine once they start asking him completely valid questions that will go unanswered.
They are going for the hat-trick:
"Where did you get the Light Sabre?"
-"A good question for another time."
"How did the FO fleet re-group so quickly and get ready to attack us?"
-"It doesn't matter."
"How is Palpatine still alive?"
-"Who cares, lol."

Geez. Disney made such a big fuss over the supposed Death Star I venting hole, they made a whole fucking movie out of it.
Imagine what they have to come up with, movie-wise, to fill in the plotholes of TLJ alone.
So we can probably expect a major spoiler on October 4. Its part of Disney's "Journey to IX" multimedia project which is a clusterfuck of books and comics meant to get you hyped for IX, which includes the Rey comic I posted about before. And speaking of the Journey to IX shit, here's the cover of Rose's comic which I addressed before and contains info about the FO's genocide runs.
"Journey to IX"? More like "Journey to Chapter IX bankruptcy"
If this joke has been made before, I apologize. Otherwise, I claim it for myself.
Daisy Ridley claims that the title of the movie won't make sense until the final lines from the film are said and she sorta confirms that "Skywalker" is just the new bullshit term to refer to the "evolution" of the Jedi Order under Disney which will now probably be called the Skywalkers.
... further invalidating Luke and pushing him further and further aside.
Cause that's what fans long for, right?
Yeah but Jan Ors was attractive, pleasant looking woman....

That's not acceptable today. It had to be an asian who looked like a pancake.
Kelly Marie Tran is somewhat attractive, the guys at Disney just went out of their way to make her look like a burlap sack with a potato on top.
With that said, if Rose was an endearing character, her bridge troll apperance, would be fine. But, that's not the case.
Touché.
She could look like cancer growth on legs, if her personality and the things she did in the story were any good, she'd still be adored.
What we got instead is people defending her on a matter of principle, since they buy into the corporate bullshit marketing scheme of "If you dislike her, you're Adolf Nazi."
 
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Here is a figure image of the FO Jet Trooper. Looks like it’s just a modified design of the FO Snowtrooper armor.
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Upcoming figures in the 6 inch scale black series will be released in multiple packaging variants from “1st” edition packaging to “Carbonized” and “Graphite” coloration.

As far as the Rey figure with the robotic arm posted a few pages ago, I can’t seem to find any information on it, but if it is legitimate it would not surprise me.

I remember for TFA the black series Rey was first released without the blue Skywalker lightsaber (when a lot of the promotional material was showing Finn wielding it) then after the movie was released the figure was re-issued with the lightsaber and updated paint application.
 
I hope she's ready for Rose to barely appear in IX because everyone hated her character. So much for Asian American women showing up on screen (psst, Jan Ors was Asian twenty years ago, no one made a big deal of it).

They killed the wrong Tico sister.

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(For context, this is Paige Tico, played by Ngo Thanh Van. Unlike her worthless sister, Paige saved resistance lives instead. If you want to have a moment of hilarious 'All look same' woke racism, Ngo is vietnamese and Kelly is Korean, but obviously sisters because who can tell Asian people apart, amirite? My mistake, Tran is also vietnamese. All really do look same.)

Yeah but Jan Ors was attractive, pleasant looking woman....

That's not acceptable today. It had to be an asian who looked like a pancake.

With that said, if Rose was an endearing character, her bridge troll apperance, would be fine. But, that's not the case.

Jan Ors was a skilled pilot and Ops officer, and prime Star Waifu material, playing a key part in some of the best non-flight sim Star Wars games. So of course they have to memory hole her.
 
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