Containment What If?

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if chris had a 5 gallon pail of mcchicken sauce

Are you talking about that cum-like mayo they splatter all over the sandwiches?

 

[Randy Lahey]

Are you talking about that cum-like mayo they splatter all over the sandwiches?

yes, what if he had 5 gallons worth of it

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

yes, what if he had 5 gallons worth of it

he'd let it sit in the corner until it developed one of those thick skins on the top. then he'd keep letting it sit

 

[AnOminous]

yes, what if he had 5 gallons worth of it

He'd do nothing. Not even shit himself.

 

[Backs my Walls]

What if a scientist managed to splice Yaniv DNA with Chris DNA? Or like, I don't know. One of them got a working uterus transplant or something and they had a baby. I'm not a scientist, I don't know how this shit works.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

What if a scientist managed to splice Yaniv DNA with Chris DNA? Or like, I don't know. One of them got a working uterus transplant or something and they had a baby. I'm not a scientist, I don't know how this shit works.

... Astaghfirullah.

 

[Floop]

yes, what if he had 5 gallons worth of it

He’d make good use of it and start a Mukbang channel and use it as dip with fucking everything and begin life anew.

 

[Radium]

What if a scientist managed to splice Yaniv DNA with Chris DNA? Or like, I don't know. One of them got a working uterus transplant or something and they had a baby. I'm not a scientist, I don't know how this shit works.

I haven't read most of this thread, but I'd bet money this is the worst question asked so far.

As for an answer? I bet the child would rebel, completely reject the fuckery of their parents and grow out of whatever horrible hormones their parents force feed them. Hopefully becoming a doctor or something. It might be too , but I think crazy can only last a few generations before it gets so bad the next is forced to reject it out of some kind of genetic manifestation of self preservation.

 

[Randy Lahey]

What if chris started smoking crack to lose weight?

 

[Backs my Walls]

I haven't read most of this thread, but I'd bet money this is the worst question asked so far.

My parents must be so proud.

As for an answer? I bet the child would rebel, completely reject the fuckery of their parents and grow out of whatever horrible hormones their parents force feed them. Hopefully becoming a doctor or something. It might be too , but I think crazy can only last a few generations before it gets so bad the next is forced to reject it out of some kind of genetic manifestation of self preservation.

That's way more wholesome than what I was envisioning (i.e sonichu comics except all the characters are also teen girls' used tanpons somehow)

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris did nothing BEFORE shitting himself, rather than the other way around?

 

[The handsome tard]

What if a scientist managed to splice Yaniv DNA with Chris DNA? Or like, I don't know. One of them got a working uterus transplant or something and they had a baby. I'm not a scientist, I don't know how this shit works.

Do you want an autistic Splice or Species? Because thats what you get.

Man shouldnt play God for a god damn reason.

 

[Smart Treeposter]

What if Classic Chris and Modern Chris met

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if Classic Chris and Modern Chris met

They'd probably attack each other because Classic Chris would think Modern Chris is a filthy homo while Modern Chris would want to knock sense into Classic Chris due to how much they mentioned that they were cringing from the actions of Classic Chris on twitter

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Phil and Chris finally joined in their Final Battle? Who would win?

 

[Alex Krycek]

What if Chris moves to Portland and met ADF irl?

 

[DecrepitSimonla]

What if Chris, Dayton Hypernova, Yaniv and Barb all lived in the same house?

 

[MajorBlasski454]

What if the Merge happened and Chris actually met Sonic, but his arms were blue?

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

What if Classic Chris and Modern Chris met

Either a fight or the Love Quest would finally be over and they would live happily ever after sharing their dirty crapped briefs with the masses

 

[oww]

What if the Merge happened and Chris actually met Sonic, but his arms were blue?

cwc-god suicide, like begotten