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Is there any evidence for the theory that Barb had Chris essentially to trap Bob with her?
 
To be fair, it's half and half. A lot of articles are written in keyfabe, sweetheart and Troll articles most notably. But there are also others (most of them written or updated post-tomgirl saga) fairly grounded in reality. It's a little messy and can be hard to figure out but it works. Liquid Chris' pages wouldn't be half as funny without assuming he is true n' honest.

It has always struck me that the attitude was to use "Chris's perspective" only when that perspective is obviously and amusingly wrong. And when it does that, it usually provides examples to be very clear how wrong that perspective is. Other than that, it tells the truth.

It would be hard to be misinformed by the CWCki. And I find that the policy leads to more amusing articles, whether it is done intentionally, or if it is just how things worked out.
 
Is there any evidence for the theory that Barb had Chris essentially to trap Bob with her?

I don't think so, but to me it's at theory that holds some water but it's most likely going to just wild speculation on our part.
 
What grade level would you say is Chris' Spanish?

Not much better than that of any native English speaker with a minimal notion of it. I'd say 1.5-2 out of 5, where 0 is no knowledge at all, and 5 is fluent. Personally, I doubt I could have a conversation in Spanish with him. The problem is that he seems to think that he's mastered the language to perfection.

In fact, I think his already limited domain of Spanish has likely atrophied since his highschool years, due to lack of practice, as I doubt he sees hispanic people very often (Ruckersville doesn't seem to be a very diverse place) and he has never left the States.
 
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What grade level would you say is Chris' Spanish?
Seeing some of his papers, and inquiring with my brother who's a sophomore in high school. He's at about Spanish 2, which is maybe enough for you to tell someone that you broke a leg, or got attacked from a dog. In comparison, my nephew is in Spanish 4, and he can watch most Spanish films and at least have an idea for what they're saying, and he also says that random thoughts pop into his head in Spanish.

How much interaction did Chris have with other kids outside of school? Were there any other kids on Branchland Ct? He didn't have any siblings or cousins close to his age
To my knowledge, no. There might have been a few other kids on branchland ct., but knowing what kind of people live in areas like that, his parents probably didn't let him play with them out of fear of safety. He rarely interacted with kids outside of MHS. And Barb and Bob were kind of black sheep in their families, and chances were that the other members of their family didn't have children.
 
Is there any evidence for the theory that Barb had Chris essentially to trap Bob with her?

I don't buy it at all. The thing that proponents of this hypothesis tend to forget is that Bob seems to have been estranged from his other kids at that point. That makes "trapping" Bob with a kid seem less likely to be effective, and pretty likely to cause you to be a single mother. It would have been a very risky manouver on Barb's part.
 
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To my knowledge, no. There might have been a few other kids on branchland ct., but knowing what kind of people live in areas like that, his parents probably didn't let him play with them out of fear of safety. He rarely interacted with kids outside of MHS. And Barb and Bob were kind of black sheep in their families, and chances were that the other members of their family didn't have children.
Well, he used to play with his neighbor Sarah Hammer... until she eventually locked him up under her house...
 
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Chris likes to try comparing some recent cartoon episode with his own personal life (because everything revolves around Chris, duh!). He thinks that a World of Gumball episode about the "meaning of life" is a chastisement on deh twolls, or an upcoming MLP episode is somehow an endorsement to his trannie-ness.

Funny how he hasn't made a peep about the most recent World of Gumball episode titled "The Society", where Gumball believes that all of his misfortunes aren't because of his own idiocy & selfishness, but because there's a Secret Society at the school, plotting against him from the shadows.



Sound familiar?

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Chris likes to try comparing some recent cartoon episode with his own personal life (because everything revolves around Chris, duh!). He thinks that a World of Gumball episode about the "meaning of life" is a chastisement on deh twolls, or an upcoming MLP episode is somehow an endorsement to his trannie-ness.

Funny how he hasn't made a peep about the most recent World of Gumball episode titled "The Society", where Gumball believes that all of his misfortunes aren't because of his own idiocy & selfishness, but because there's a Secret Society at the school, plotting against him from the shadows.



Sound familiar?

GCS_SPRINGFEVER_01.jpg

Anyone got some popcorn? :nomnom:
 
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I think that the PVCC conspiracy has stopped being for the most part relevant to him. He rages at being persecuted for being his man-lesbian self now.

No, Chris just hasn't whined about them recently. He still holds a grudge against everyone who he thinks has slighted him, no matter how many years have passed. Chris may not remember to stop looking up at the sky when it rains to keep from drowning, but he still remembers those evil teachers who held him down and recorded his screaming tantrum.
 
Belligerent ghouls run Greene County schools...

Chris likely hasn't brought up this episode anyway because either

a) He may not have seen it
2) He may not understand what it's referencing
iii) His mind is closed on the matter because the Great Direktor is always right.
 
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