J.K. Rowling needs to stop messing with Harry Potter - A general STFU J.K. Rowling MegaThread <3

[XYZpdq]

No, they definitely shit their pants.
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I see nothing about them wearing pants.
iirc one of the ginger's dad's buddies from work is pretty confused about the whole "pants" thing when they go to the world cup
they totally shit themselves, I just don't know much about them wearing pants

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I see nothing about them wearing pants.
iirc one of the ginger's dad's buddies from work is pretty confused about the whole "pants" thing when they go to the world cup

Oh, you're right. I forgot. They wore robes, right? So I guess they just shat in their underpants or on the floor.

Interesting fan theory about why pants aren't popular in the wizarding world:

 

[XYZpdq]

Oh, you're right. I forgot. They wore robes, right? So I guess they just shat in their underpants or on the floor.

Interesting fan theory about why pants aren't popular in the wizarding world:
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people irl break shit like that all the time and wizards seem mostly fucking stupid so that makes sense

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I’m so glad this shit got linked in the TDS thread. I just powered through all 19 pages and the thread was just as blisteringly autistic as I hoped it would be.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

She might say he's a tranny and that's why his patronus was a doe rather than a buck. Tumblr thinks it's true.
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How can woke people be "pro Snape"?

Snape is like a Jew who willingly joins the Nazi party and when he realises Hitler's about to kill the woman he loves, he wants HER to be spared, but fuck her family because he never liked them. What did he expect to happen after Voldemort killed both James and Harry? That Lily would run to his arms for comfort? "yeah, fuck my husband and son, let's marry and make another baby".

And then, he couldn't just leave Harry alone. He could have been neutral about him, just being cold and distant but fair towards him and his friends. But no, he hated him, he saw James every time he saw Harry... exactly like Sirius, who he hated. He loved Lily so much he didn't mind bullying his son and his friends...

These people are very passionate about Potter, fair. Not gonna judge fandoms. But they don't even understand the thing they are fans of...

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

How can woke people be "pro Snape"?

Snape is like a Jew who willingly joins the Nazi party and when he realises Hitler's about to kill the woman he loves, he wants HER to be spared, but fuck her family because he never liked them. What did he expect to happen after Voldemort killed both James and Harry? That Lily would run to his arms for comfort? "yeah, fuck my husband and son, let's marry and make another baby".

Snape is a Male Feminist "Ally"

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

She might say he's a tranny and that's why his patronus was a doe rather than a buck. Tumblr thinks it's true.
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Maybe if JK Rowling makes that canon they'll forgive her for being a TERF

What I really want is a short story about Hagrid's parents and upbringing. The dad fell in love with a giantess, right? That must have been weird.

Not to him, he got exactly what he wanted. Fucker probably posts on /d/. I feel sorry for giantess wife though, being nothing but a fetish object to a manlet.

How can woke people be "pro Snape"?

Same reason they get wet over Kylo Ren in Disney Star Wars even though journalists consider him representative of the alt-right and he's the leader of a group explicitly compared to the Nazis by the writers--because they're so hawt. Tumblr also loves/faps over the Columbine shooters, Ted Bundy, Nicholas Cruz, and a bunch of other murderers.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Same reason they get wet over Kylo Ren in Disney Star Wars even though journalists consider him representative of the alt-right and he's the leader of a group explicitly compared to the Nazis by the writers--because they're so hawt. Tumblr also loves/faps over the Columbine shooters, Ted Bundy, Nicholas Cruz, and a bunch of other murderers.

Snape is a male feminist. He knows they will be thirsty for him if he acts as an ally. Thats why they relate to Snape

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

"Mudblood" is an especially ironic term considering that they were the ones who refused to shit themselves in public

 

[NerdShamer]

people irl break shit like that all the time and wizards seem mostly fucking stupid so that makes sense

Neville Longbottom says "hi."

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

How can woke people be "pro Snape"?

Snape is like a Jew who willingly joins the Nazi party and when he realises Hitler's about to kill the woman he loves, he wants HER to be spared, but fuck her family because he never liked them. What did he expect to happen after Voldemort killed both James and Harry? That Lily would run to his arms for comfort? "yeah, fuck my husband and son, let's marry and make another baby".

And then, he couldn't just leave Harry alone. He could have been neutral about him, just being cold and distant but fair towards him and his friends. But no, he hated him, he saw James every time he saw Harry... exactly like Sirius, who he hated. He loved Lily so much he didn't mind bullying his son and his friends...

These people are very passionate about Potter, fair. Not gonna judge fandoms. But they don't even understand the thing they are fans of...

They tend to forgive his sins because his dad was abusive and he got bullied as a kid. It was society's fault! uwu

Here's some tumblrites arguing over it.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

They tend to forgive his sins because his dad was abusive and he got bullied as a kid. It was society's fault! uwu

Here's some tumblrites arguing over it.
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Ah, it's ok when Snape does it, but it's wrong when it's Joker.

Got it.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Ah, it's ok when Snape does it, but it's wrong when it's Joker.

Got it.

Nah, there's clownfuckers on tumblr who are into the Joker.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

What I really want is a short story about Hagrid's parents and upbringing. The dad fell in love with a giantess, right? That must have been weird.

Dude had to have been literally hung like a fucking mammoth.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Dude had to have been literally hung like a fucking mammoth.

Or he hiked up her cavernous vagoo and jizzed directly on her cervix.

 

[Rabidcolombian]

I vividly remember from my potterhead days (don't judge me) that JKR did say Hermione was her own voice in the story, as in, whenever she told Harry something, it was what Jo would tell him herself. Ditto for Dumbledore. She's more Author Avatar than Mary Sue (except for Hermione in the movies, who is totally Mary Sue).

You know, that puts an old clip I saw of her and the screenwriter for her movies into better context.

Just go to 1:50 and watch a minute of it.

BTW, that "I wasn't won over by you yet" comment from her was literally only because he was American. When she first heard that he'd be writing the screenplays for the movie she got pissed off by that fact alone, even when she admitted she saw a previous movie he wrote for and loved it. This was during the Bush era, mind you, so anti-Americanism was rampant in Europe. In all honesty, this is where her "Only Brits" in HP movies came from. Fans keep saying, "That means the whole world, not just America, so it doesn't mean she hates Americans!"

But come on. America is the movie capital of the world. What OTHER actors would she be thinking of? Not saying I believe she hates Americans (but she's a leftist, so I wouldn't be surprised) but it's kind of a bitchy move to judge a man just on that fact alone.

But then she stopped giving a shit when he paid her author-insert lip service. -_-

 

[friedshrimp]

Interesting what she said, apparently back in the day people liked Ron. I always assumed people disliked him for being the comedy relief compared to Harry the Hero and Hermione the strong female role model. Ironically I found him the one of the trio with the most character, but that sorta got swept over.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

You know, that puts an old clip I saw of her and the screenwriter for her movies into better context.

Just go to 1:50 and watch a minute of it.

BTW, that "I wasn't won over by you yet" comment from her was literally only because he was American. When she first heard that he'd be writing the screenplays for the movie she got pissed off by that fact alone, even when she admitted she saw a previous movie he wrote for and loved it. This was during the Bush era, mind you, so anti-Americanism was rampant in Europe. In all honesty, this is where her "Only Brits" in HP movies came from. Fans keep saying, "That means the whole world, not just America, so it doesn't mean she hates Americans!"

But come on. America is the movie capital of the world. What OTHER actors would she be thinking of? Not saying I believe she hates Americans (but she's a leftist, so I wouldn't be surprised) but it's kind of a bitchy move to judge a man just on that fact alone.

But then she stopped giving a shit when he paid her author-insert lip service. -_-

I don't mind her "only Brits" rule, tbh. UK has amazing actors and it was cool to be introduced to many I didnt' know.

I also can understand why she likes Hermione, but it's so sad they never portrayed her vulnerability, the actual flaws that make her likeable. And Emma Watson became such a terrible actress.

Interesting what she said, apparently back in the day people liked Ron. I always assumed people disliked him for being the comedy relief compared to Harry the Hero and Hermione the strong female role model. Ironically I found him the one of the trio with the most character, but that sorta got swept over.

With the character in movies it was the opposite of what happened to Hermione because Rupert Grint improved his acting skills with time. And they made Ron a goof. In many aspects, he's way more assertive than Hermione. And he's the only one who can put her in her place when she needs to be.

 

[XYZpdq]

Also in the books they didn't have "and then Ron pulled a bunch of goofy faces" so the portrayal in the movies have different tones at times.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Rupert Grint had good comedy timing, they overused that instead of developing him as a good character. When he's not doing that, he's very good.