Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

What, exactly, does he do when he says he's extremely busy with the merge? Making toys drop from his hand, drawing ponies, playing vidya?

My bet's on just sitting there thinking really hard about it. He talked a lot about "psychic headaches" and in some of the Merge videos he has bags under his eyes from straining his mind too much.

 

[Mason Verger]

Arguing with Chris about the specifics of the merge is as stupid as agreeing with Chris about the specifics of the merge. This is the second time in the past few days that’s stated that the actual creators of whatever IP he’s co-opting are less right about their own creation than he is.

 

[AnOminous]

Arguing with Chris about the specifics of the merge is as stupid as agreeing with Chris about the specifics of the merge. This is the second time in the past few days that’s stated that the actual creators of whatever IP he’s co-opting are less right about their own creation than he is.

Chris is hitting peak smug which is usually about the time when reality rams a cactus up his fat ass.

 

[No_one]

Pity Chris is not into Star Wars. I'd like to see how he explains the existence of the old Expanded Universe and the new Disney canon in the same dimension.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Btw, it's been over a year since the Merge talk began:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitter-10-14-magi-chan-tweets.48870/page-2#post-3862765

How many more years will Chris be clinging to this delusion?

My guess is that it will stick around as long as the tranny, lesbian garbage. Like the lesbian tranny shit, it suites Chris' BS psychological needs and ego.

 

[jc17]

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He'll babble about this for a bit, eventually realize it's not happening, then push back the Merge date again.

I'm used to the usual Chris Chan bullshit, but when I read stuff like "The fires in California are clearing for the merge" or "We're saving as many as possible," I just wish for someone to give a nice sharp slap to his smug face.

 

[A Grey Cat]

What, exactly, does he do when he says he's extremely busy with the merge? Making toys drop from his hand, drawing ponies, playing vidya?

That's pretty much it and making sure there's plenty of snacks and drinks for his room pals when they get here, it's like being an embassador for 1218 and a host for a party.

But seriously Chris is gonna think the pressure on his chest when he inevitably stuffers an actual heart attack is his Chris Chan sonichu for merging with his body. Kinda like an even sadder version of how Redd Foxx died, he was begging people for help because he was having a heart attack but because of his famous role on Standford and son "it's the big one, I'm coming Elizabeth." Everyone just thought he was doing the act to get a laugh out of people.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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7-Eleven has a copycat competitor called 8-Twelve Convenience Store

7-Eleven, meet your new competitor, 8-Twelve.

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So a new Staples is a sign that the Merge is upon us?

Perhaps it's another Merge & instead of cartoon fuckers invading our world, new Staples are opening everywhere.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm used to the usual Chris Chan bullshit, but when I read stuff like "The fires in California are clearing for the merge" or "We're saving as many as possible," I just wish for someone to give a nice sharp slap to his smug face.

Nah, all I ever want is a nice tantrum video when he acts too smug. Thats the primo shit.

Think the last one was when he got dumped and he looked like a swamp hag while wailing and cursing people. Good times.

 

[Spergichu]

I, for one, welcome our new hedgehog overlords.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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Chris says death isn't funny when he himself delighted in creating a scene where a child participates in a brutal, public execution.

The hypocrisy is so heavy you could use it to protect you from radiation.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Killing eachother, is in general, not funny at all." Chris watches too many cartoons, when is this dude gonna trick him into blowing hobos.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

"Killing eachother, is in general, not funny at all." Chris watches too many cartoons, when is this dude gonna trick him into blowing hobos.

Christian + Tooter crossover!!

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

But seriously Chris is gonna think the pressure on his chest when he inevitably stuffers an actual heart attack is his Chris Chan sonichu for merging with his body. Kinda like an even sadder version of how Redd Foxx died, he was begging people for help because he was having a heart attack but because of his famous role on Standford and son "it's the big one, I'm coming Elizabeth." Everyone just thought he was doing the act to get a laugh out of people.

Hasn't he sort of half alluded to the "tingly" sensations that run up his arms frequently are signs of the merge? He's at least got early onset betus.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Not sure who Chris is talking about, probably Sockness or Magi-Chan, but still delusional either way. That convo's between him, Sockness, and Hirschberg (the latter two have private accounts).

Hasn't he sort of half alluded to the "tingly" sensations that run up his arms frequently are signs of the merge? He's at least got early onset betus.

Hard to say with Chris. It's the guy who talked a big game about having multiple heart attacks, but a closer look at his story showed it was just heartburn. The tingly stuff could just be bullshit he imagined up the same way.

 

[troon patrol]

Christian + Tooter crossover!!

chris becomes tooter after the merge, isn't it obvious? It's his final evolution.


Whenever he's talking about how 9/11 was supposed to happen, wildfires are supposed to take place he's just begging for another medallion shoved up there. I wish liquid was still around, I know he's not our fucking toy or owes anyone anything, IDK even how how he feels about being liquid but, I wish just once he'd come back, declare the merge a 100% fully complete, and successful and thank the universe for his sweet-hart/highly successful medical career and wish peace, love and gratitude for everyone who helped make the merge happen. The response from chris would be epic.

 

[Mason Verger]

My guess is that it will stick around as long as the tranny, lesbian garbage. Like the lesbian tranny shit, it suites Chris' BS psychological needs and ego.

Yup, much like being a delicate girl gave hm a way out of the pressures of being a man, this is way out of being an even marginally useful adult. It’s his ultimate escape from any external suggestion that he does literally anything to better his lot in life. Nobody is going to “snap” him out of it.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Hasn't he sort of half alluded to the "tingly" sensations that run up his arms frequently are signs of the merge? He's at least got early onset betus.

Prediabetes? Probably. He interprets borderline too-low blood sugar as "awesome." Highs and lows that aren't drastic yet are how prediabetes begins. Unlike those who have a clue, he's doing nothing to moderate his blood sugar or keep it stable.

 

[Spergichu]

Pity Chris is not into Star Wars. I'd like to see how he explains the existence of the old Expanded Universe and the new Disney canon in the same dimension.

Better yet, how would he explain away the universes of JoJo coexisting, where you die if you run into another you from a different dimension.