Genetics, yes.
He had one in his possession for years in case he saw an opantuinty to end his celibacy with a suitable sweatheartwould Chris spend any of the tugboaton any thing sensible like condoms ?
It's likely that He would say that they don't have control because he can't stand the idea that someone will be at the top of success and not him
He'd believe it. He's desperate for validation - it's how the Idea Guys got to him in the first place. He already thinks some people have witnessed the Merge happening.
Probably lost interest since he doesn't have anyone to play with lately after he got himself banned from Pokemon club.
Patti needs to feast on someone’s soul and who better than a stray cat? It’s not like anyone will notice and she chased them back in the day anyway!
Speaking of Patti, it's weird how Chris will wax nostalgic about her while he has two living dogs that he's indifferent towards. Patti's been featured in the comic and even on one of the Shipfic cards, but Clover and Snoopy haven't gotten anything like that. I wonder if it's because Bob did the work of taking care of Patti whereas Chris has to help take care of Clover and Snoopy.
I'll make a guess. The beagles are fucking feral, loud, and annoying. Patti had been raised as a pet and was socialized.
Patti lived with Barb longer than she did Chris and Bob, but the earliest years of a Dogs socialization are the most important. She had Chris at his youngest when he likely could be told to go play outside with the dog and Bob who almost certainly gave her extra attention in the early days before he got old and sick. Barb being left alone with her? Patti probably still got treated better than the Deagle Beagles. Barb was still younger then and had nobody to immediately interact with while Chris and Bob were out of the County. But Patti was already pretty well adjusted. Probably more than anything just happy when she had attention again and ready to play if she could. Then she got old, as all people and animals do and was as quick but still showed affection because as a puppy that’s what she knew. She was put down, probably at Bobs suggestion because just the act of moving around was getting to be painful and she likely died oblivious and content. That was a long life for a dog and she didn’t look unhealthy.
Not when you’re Eastern Orthodox and live in America.Church is open everyday
Chris was so into the franchise that he raised over 387 "Pok'emon" to level 100 -- without rare candies. And back in high school he was so excited over Pokemon he wrote that whole story on how he thought Pokemon came to be. And then of course there's the PokeWalkers (yes, plural) of Fail. But Chris' mind seems to be very one-track, so if something has hijacked Chris' brain, he doesn't seem to be all that interested in anything else.
Have you ever read the "infancy gospel of Thomas" (200 ad) or "it's a good life" (1953)? Both works describe a superpowered child who kills his friends and later regrets it.
So basically Chris will become the villain from MegaMind
It's a moot point to me. He's fucking nuts. IDGAF what it's called. Anyway, I'm just gonna let Marvin take this one.
