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How come Chris never became a super obese fatty like Boogie2988 and WingsofRedemption, despite living a similar lifestyle?
Genetics, yes.
But also, those guys are gluttons. Like sit down and eat an entire cheesecake type gluttons, then have a box of doughnuts after. I used to work with a huge fat fuck and their lunch was a 5 course meal. Chris eats like shit, like a kid allowed to feed himself, but I don’t think he’s a glutton.
 
If people told Chris that they where benefiting from the merge and that it already happened in some places would he believe them or would he tell them to stop pretending to have control over the merge?
 
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If people told Chris that they where benefiting from the merge and that it already happened in some places would he believe them or would he tell them to stop pretending to have control over the merge?
It's likely that He would say that they don't have control because he can't stand the idea that someone will be at the top of success and not him
 
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Is Chris still into Pokemon? I mean, I guess he was never really *into* Pokemon beyond acquiring merchandise and ripping off the designs for his own work, but he doesn't seem to talk about it at all nowadays.
 
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If people told Chris that they where benefiting from the merge and that it already happened in some places would he believe them or would he tell them to stop pretending to have control over the merge?
He'd believe it. He's desperate for validation - it's how the Idea Guys got to him in the first place. He already thinks some people have witnessed the Merge happening.

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Is Chris still into Pokemon? I mean, I guess he was never really *into* Pokemon beyond acquiring merchandise and ripping off the designs for his own work, but he doesn't seem to talk about it at all nowadays.
Probably lost interest since he doesn't have anyone to play with lately after he got himself banned from Pokemon club.
 
Don't know if this had been answered before, but how did Chris manage to keep cats into his hellhole of a house? Did he just happen to stumble upon a few stray cats out in his front lawn and just grab them into the house?
He finds stray cats and and steals the newborn kittens away from their mothers.

I wish I was joking or exaggerating, but that's actually what he does.
Patti needs to feast on someone’s soul and who better than a stray cat? It’s not like anyone will notice and she chased them back in the day anyway!

Okay I know that’s not the actual case but it is amusing to me to think he’s sacrificing cats to his dead dog.
 
Patti needs to feast on someone’s soul and who better than a stray cat? It’s not like anyone will notice and she chased them back in the day anyway!

Okay I know that’s not the actual case but it is amusing to me to think he’s sacrificing cats to his dead dog.
Speaking of Patti, it's weird how Chris will wax nostalgic about her while he has two living dogs that he's indifferent towards. Patti's been featured in the comic and even on one of the Shipfic cards, but Clover and Snoopy haven't gotten anything like that. I wonder if it's because Bob did the work of taking care of Patti whereas Chris has to help take care of Clover and Snoopy.
 
Speaking of Patti, it's weird how Chris will wax nostalgic about her while he has two living dogs that he's indifferent towards. Patti's been featured in the comic and even on one of the Shipfic cards, but Clover and Snoopy haven't gotten anything like that. I wonder if it's because Bob did the work of taking care of Patti whereas Chris has to help take care of Clover and Snoopy.
I'll make a guess. The beagles are fucking feral, loud, and annoying. Patti had been raised as a pet and was socialized.
 
Speaking of Patti, it's weird how Chris will wax nostalgic about her while he has two living dogs that he's indifferent towards. Patti's been featured in the comic and even on one of the Shipfic cards, but Clover and Snoopy haven't gotten anything like that. I wonder if it's because Bob did the work of taking care of Patti whereas Chris has to help take care of Clover and Snoopy.
Patti lived with Barb longer than she did Chris and Bob, but the earliest years of a Dogs socialization are the most important. She had Chris at his youngest when he likely could be told to go play outside with the dog and Bob who almost certainly gave her extra attention in the early days before he got old and sick. Barb being left alone with her? Patti probably still got treated better than the Deagle Beagles. Barb was still younger then and had nobody to immediately interact with while Chris and Bob were out of the County. But Patti was already pretty well adjusted. Probably more than anything just happy when she had attention again and ready to play if she could. Then she got old, as all people and animals do and was as quick but still showed affection because as a puppy that’s what she knew. She was put down, probably at Bobs suggestion because just the act of moving around was getting to be painful and she likely died oblivious and content. That was a long life for a dog and she didn’t look unhealthy.

The Beagles? Look I’m not like a hardcore animal rights advocate, far from it but I do care about dogs a lot. The fact they’re overweight, hostile to anything with a pulse that isn’t each other, the cats, or the Chandlers really speaks towards neglect. Barb got them for some kind of maternal pains but quickly realized she didn’t have the energy to deal with them, and Chris doesn’t seem to give a fuck about them at all. I mean I’m sure that they both do little baby talk towards them when they see them, but we’ve never heard of them going for walks or a dog park.

That actually begs the question... if Chris wanted to be healthy and walk to lose weight, why couldn’t he fucking put them on a leash and take them for a walk? That would benefit literally everyone. A good place to meet women is a Dog Park (looking like he does now though no sane woman is going to show any interest). Like if he had just dieted some, exercised, and dressed normal he might have met a sweetheart at the dog park... maybe. Instead he decided to troon out and retreat back into imaginationland.

This is depressing. I’m definitely going to Church on Sunday...
 
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I guess he was never really *into* Pokemon [...]
Chris was so into the franchise that he raised over 387 "Pok'emon" to level 100 -- without rare candies. And back in high school he was so excited over Pokemon he wrote that whole story on how he thought Pokemon came to be. And then of course there's the PokeWalkers (yes, plural) of Fail. But Chris' mind seems to be very one-track, so if something has hijacked Chris' brain, he doesn't seem to be all that interested in anything else.
 
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If Chris actually had superpowers
  • Flight
  • Speed
  • Strength
  • Aura blast
  • Telekinesis and foresight
He'll brag about it, saying he'll use it for good. Doing so can obstruct police activity, leading him getting arrested. With strength + egotism, he'll just escape, making him a military-level threat.

Other senario, being a superhero is exhausting, going back and jerk off to neptunia r34. If someone annoys him in public, chances are the guy will get killed using his curse yehameha.

Other senario, "Dear hasbro, make mlp season 10 to 15 or I'll destroy your building. And make nightstar the protagonist this time"

Basically, he'll use it on his self-interest and might be a threat to humanity aside from climate change.
Have you ever read the "infancy gospel of Thomas" (200 ad) or "it's a good life" (1953)? Both works describe a superpowered child who kills his friends and later regrets it.
Chris is an emotional and mental child.
He can hardly handle the powers he has now (physical and sexual maturity).
Give Christian lighting blasts from his hands, and teleportation, among which.
It's goodbye Charlottesville.
 
If Chris actually had superpowers
  • Flight
  • Speed
  • Strength
  • Aura blast
  • Telekinesis and foresight
He'll brag about it, saying he'll use it for good. Doing so can obstruct police activity, leading him getting arrested. With strength + egotism, he'll just escape, making him a military-level threat.

Other senario, being a superhero is exhausting, going back and jerk off to neptunia r34. If someone annoys him in public, chances are the guy will get killed using his curse yehameha.

Other senario, "Dear hasbro, make mlp season 10 to 15 or I'll destroy your building. And make nightstar the protagonist this time"

Basically, he'll use it on his self-interest and might be a threat to humanity aside from climate change.
So basically Chris will become the villain from MegaMind
 
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