Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chrus Chundlur]

Did he seriously never consider buying a dog crate?

Just letting them run around outside would make a world of good for the dogs. According to those in the known, the fence broke and the most sensible solution the Chandlers came out with was locking them in the house 24/7 instead of fixing the fence. Daydreaming like a 5 year old and pissing money away on multiple overpriced pokeball trinkets or the 5th copy of Sonic Heroes is more important than the wellbeing of the dogs.

Delusional raving from Sockness. Interesting that he chose the Enema Picture as his Divine Goddess image.

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Well, he is now claiming to be more "powerful" than Chris. That's a deadly sin on Chris deranged mongoreligion.

What do we know about Sockness's mental health issues? Is he just autistic, re.tarded, or does he have other diagnoses (apart from being a fucking delusional idiot who claims to love Chris, that is)?

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[Spergichu]

According to those in the known, the fence broke and the most sensible solution the Chandlers came out with was locking them in the house 24/7 instead of fixing the fence.

Barb: Fix this God damn fence, I’m tired of havin’ these dogs pissin’ on my hoard

Bob: I’M WORKIN’ ON IT

 

[Floop]

Barb: Fix this God damn fence, I’m tire of havin’ these dogs pissin’ on my hoard

Bob: I’M WORKIN’ ON IT

I like to imagine the Chandler family tree has a whole history of “IM WORKIN ON IT” spanning multiple generations.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

As a homage to Jace I’d prefer he fight John Cena.

There is no such person as John Cena.

Jace was fake, so was he.

 

[Tikbalang]

I like to imagine the Chandler family tree has a whole history of “IM WORKIN ON IT” spanning multiple generations.

General: Make sure those radio really working
Bob: I working on it... sir.

 

[Floop]

General: Make sure those radio really working
Bob: I working on it... sir.

Ben Franklin: “I told you to deliver that patent to the post, boy!”
Rob Nathaniel Chandler: “I’M WORKING ON IT!!!”

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Ben Franklin: “I told you to deliver that patent to the post, boy!”
Rob Nathaniel Chandler: “I’M WORKING ON IT!!!”

Oliver Cromwell: "Haven't you found the king yet, you bloody man? We've got to chop his deuced head off!"

Richard "Sir Dick" Chandler: "I'M WORKING ON IT, MY LORD!!!"

 

[Floop]

Be safe when trick or treating kids, don’t get diddled and watch out for the OCs.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

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Be safe when trick or treating kids, don’t get diddled and watch out for the OCs.

Hey, should he be sharing gifs of comic/cartoon characters if we’re meant to be watching out for everyone’s OCs?

This merge stuff sure has kept his attention for way longer than I could’ve expected. It’s like a cartoon sped version of Brexit.

 

[King Kiwi]

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Be safe when trick or treating kids, don’t get diddled and watch out for the OCs.

I'm sorry I don't understand...
Is Chris happy that he wasn't invited to a Halloween party by showing that gif or is this the culmination of the Tardadox?

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Be safe when trick or treating kids, don’t get diddled and watch out for the OCs.

Dimensions this and that,I swear it's all he ever brings up anymore, believe in your ocs boys girls and others

His ego used to piss me off, now it just bored me.

 

[Floop]

I'm sorry I don't understand...
Is Chris happy that he wasn't invited to a Halloween party by showing that gif or is this the culmination of the Tardadox?

No it was just a cute gif he found

 

[GloryBoy]

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Be safe when trick or treating kids, don’t get diddled and watch out for the OCs.

>iron curtain
I knew it. Chris was a Russian psy-op this entire time, he’s an actor who’s only purpose is to make the western world look as bad as possible

 

[King Kiwi]

>iron curtain
I knew it. Chris was a Russian psy-op this entire time, he’s an actor who’s only purpose is to make the western world look as bad as possible

He must have gotten interested in the Red Scare after watching the Iron Giant.

 

[GloryBoy]

He must have gotten interested in the Red Scare after watching the Iron Giant.

He was also 9-10 years old when the USSR disintegrated so he might have heard about it on TV

 

[A Grey Cat]

He was also 9-10 years old when the USSR disintegrated so he might have heard about it on TV

I don't think Nickelodeon aired footage of the Berlin Wall collapse aka the only thing aside cartoon Network that played on the Chandlers TV's for the first 17 odd years or so until Chris discovered late night softcore cable porn

 

[Gunslinger]

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Be safe when trick or treating kids, don’t get diddled and watch out for the OCs.

That's not how Halloween works...that's not how ANY of this works.
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[Mr. Manchester]

He was also 9-10 years old when the USSR disintegrated so he might have heard about it on TV

Our boy watches weird old shit all the time. Also some his older trolls were commies. Bob supposedly taught him stuff too. Plenty of ways the garbage dump that is chris' brain could have picked that up.

 

[King Kiwi]

Our boy watches weird old shit all the time. Also some his older trolls were commies. Bob supposedly taught him stuff too. Plenty of ways the garbage dump that is chris' brain could have picked that up.

There ya go.
Of course Chris doesn't understand any of it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

He was also 9-10 years old when the USSR disintegrated so he might have heard about it on TV

Our boy watches weird old shit all the time. Also some his older trolls were commies. Bob supposedly taught him stuff too. Plenty of ways the garbage dump that is chris' brain could have picked that up.

The Iron Curtain stuff is likely a holdover from Idea Guy. The Dimensional Merge concept originated from him, part of his M.O. was inserting historical references that went over Chris's head, and Chris is still using the canon IG instilled into him.