Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Thiletonomics]

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Mega Ampharos's long luscious locks died for this...

 

[Kari Kamiya]

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I can't. I just can't with those stupid hair styles. They actually fucking make Dome Ace Tucker look less fruity in comparison.

 

[Etrian Autistry]

Pokedex descriptions, statlines, abilities and moves are leaking.

Spoiler: Dreepy, Drakloak and Dragapult 'dex entries

Likely Dragapults Stats From Smogon. >HP - 77 >ATK - 116 >DEF - 78 >SATK - 91 >SDEF - 79 >SPE - 149. Ability is Clear Body and Infiltrator.

Spoiler: Zamazenta ability + Dex entries

Spoiler: Eternatus ability, new exclusive move, dex entries

Spoiler: Leon's Charmander gift, has "Dynamax Stamp"

Spoiler: Frosmoth (<3) Stats, Ability, Volcarona 2.0 Moveset, dex entries for Snom and Frosmoth

snom
Worm Pokemon
1'
8.4 lbs
It eats snow that piles up on the ground. The more snow it eats, the bigger and more impressive the spikes on its back grow.

Frosmoth
Frost Moth Pokemon
4'3"
92.6 lbs
It shows no mercy to any who desecrate fields and mountains. It will fly around on its icy wings, causing a blizzard to chase offenders away.

Spoiler: Non-Amped Toxtricity ability and statline

Spoiler: Barraskewda statline + Moves

Spoiler: Eldegoss dex entry

Spoiler: Hatterene stats, ability, brand new recovery move, dex entries for whole line

Hatenna
Calm Pokemon
1'4"
7.5 lbs
If this Pokemon senses a strong emotion, it will run away as fast as it can. It prefers areas without people.

Hattrem
Serene Pokemon
2'
10.6 lbs
Using the braids on its head, it pummels foes to get them to quiet down. One blow from those braids would knock out a professional boxer.

Hatterene
Silent Pokemon
6'11"
11.2 lbs
If you're too loud around it, you risk being torn apart by the claws on its tentacle. This Pokemon is also known as the Forest Witch.

Spoiler: Duraludon statline and new ability

Spoiler: Drednaw stats and ability

Spoiler: Rillaboom stats, brand new grass move

Spoiler: Cinderace stats + new move

Spoiler: Intellion statline + new move

Spoiler: Falink's broken move

Spoiler: Corviknight stats, ability, no new moves, dex entries

Rookidee
Tiny Bird Pokemon
8"
4 lbs
Jumping nimbly about, this small-bodied Pokemon takes advantage of even the slightest opportunity to disorient larger opponents.

Corvisquire
2'7"
35.3 lbs
The lessons of many harsh battles have taught it how to accurately judge an opponent's strength.

Corviknight
7'3"
165.3 lbs
With their great intellect and flying skills, these Pokemon very successfully act as the Galar region's airborne taxi service

Spoiler: Cursola dex entries

Corsola
Coral Pokemon
2'
1.1 lbs
Sudden climate change wiped out this ancient kind of Corsola. This Pokemon absorbs others' life-force through its branches.

Cursola
Coral Pokemon
3'3"
.9 lbs
Be cautious of the ectoplasmic body surrounding its soul. You'll become stiff as stone if you touch it.

Spoiler: Blipbug, Dottler, Orbeetle stat spead and dex entries

Blipbug
Larva Pokemon
1'4"
17.6 lbs
Often found in gardens, this Pokemon has hairs on its body that it uses to assess its surroundings.

Dottler
Radome Pokemon
1'4"
43 lbs
As it grows inside its shell, it uses its psychic abilities to monitor the outside world and prepare for evolution.

Orbeetle
Seven Spot Pokemon
1'4"
89.9 lbs
It emits psychic energy to observe and study what's around it-and what's around it can include things over six miles away.

Spoiler: Centiskorch Ability, stats and Moves, line dex entries

Sizzlipede
Radiator Pokemon
2'4"
2.2 lbs
It wraps prey up with its heated body, cooking them in its coils. Once they're well-done, it will voraciously nibble them down to the last morsel.

Centiskorch
Radiator Pokemon
9'10"
264.6 lbs
While its burning body is already dangerous on its own, this excessively hostile Pokemon also has large and very sharp fangs.

Spoiler: Copperajah stats, and ability, its moves HM Slave-tier

Spoiler: Dynamax Candy

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Corviknight is set to be skarms replacement then with its HA mirror armor. Frosmoth is volcarona’s replacement. I guess that’s why they got cut

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Stats estimates from smogon

 

[Kari Kamiya]

>Inside a 20,000 year-old meteorite
>Connected with Dynamaxing

Fucking bullshit, stupid kid's just making up PokéDex entries again.

 

[OddEyes]

Well gamefreak actually did something good and made the legendary quest post game
but here is how /vp/ chose to put it

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So essentially, they're setting up the D/P remakes for next year, got it.

Also, side note, at the very least, looking at the starter pokemons' final evolutions, they at least have some decent move coverage - Cinderance?

Fire, Psychic, Poison, and Steel type moves? That's not bad coverage.

Inteleon?

Water, Ice and ghost?

Rillaboom?

Grass, Fighting, and Earth.

At the very least, that's a lot better coverage that what normal starters get - Although, I would love to see a list of moves that they can learn before I say anything concrete.

Also that fire move? I know it's a signature move, but I hope that like moves like Blaze Kick, Flame Wheel - I hope that it can become a more generalized move since that would be a much better physical move for pokemon like Incineroar or Flareon - Yeah, probably won't, but hey, one can dream. And what are these glorious lies that we tell ourselves?

 

[Love Machine]

Thank fucking god.


Anyway whats your guys teams looking like?

I got rillaboom, grimmsnarl, dragabult, centiscortch, sirfetch'd, and barrascuda

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Thank fucking god.
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Anyway whats your guys teams looking like?

I got rillaboom, grimmsnarl, dragabult, centiscortch, sirfetch'd, and barrascuda

Nature changing mints too. Finally, a way to change a pokemon's nature!

 

[Love Machine]

Nature changing mints too. Finally, a way to change a pokemon's nature!

Brainwash those pokeman

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Brainwash those pokeman

I prefer to give them depression through lonliness.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Nature changing mints too. Finally, a way to change a pokemon's nature!

Oh hooray, now IV training will be easier. Because that one extra speed point is soooooo important.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Oh hooray, now IV training will be easier. Because that one extra speed point is soooooo important.

More Like, I want to get a better nature for a pokemon I caught without having to catch another one. Not much of a fan of EV & IV Training.

 

[UntimelyDhelmise]

Nature changing mints too. Finally, a way to change a pokemon's nature!

All we need now is an Ability Capsule that will work for hidden abilities and we'll have finally reached the point where any mon can reach competitive potential regardless the state they're in.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

More Like, I want to get a better nature for a pokemon I caught without having to catch another one. Not much of a fan of EV & IV Training.

More like, Natures are yet another gimmick to put in to make people overthink and nerd out over little things.

 

[Love Machine]

More like, Natures are yet another gimmick to put in to make people overthink and nerd out over little things.

Imagine seething over something 16 years after the fact, the moment when the decide to make it a non issue and turn it into a pure customization option rather then an rng nightmare.

 

[Rotollo]

turn it into a pure customization option rather then an rng nightmare.

I agree its helpful, but don't pretend that breeding natures havent been easy since the gen 5 days, IVs are still hell though even with hyper training

So essentially, they're setting up the D/P remakes for next year, got it.

ORAS 2:electric bogaloo
I hope they at least add the fire types platinum had but knowing them it will be based on D/P's dex

Inteleon?

I just wish they got some secondary typings to match their themes though that would mean scorebunny's would probably have been fighting.
for example Inteleon is my favorite but for a spy pokemon wouldn't it make sense to give him psychic for intel gathering?

 

[OddEyes]

Huh, so they also changed Rare Candies.

I agree its helpful, but don't pretend that breeding natures havent been easy since the gen 5 days, IVs are still hell though even with hyper training

ORAS 2:electric bogaloo
I hope they at least add the fire types platinum had but knowing them it will be based on D/P's dex

I just wish they got some secondary typings to match their themes though that would mean scorebunny's would probably have been fighting.
for example Inteleon is my favorite but for a spy pokemon wouldn't it make sense to give him psychic for intel gathering?

I dunno, I think Dark would be more suited for that, considering... Ya know, Spies have to be sneaky?

 

[Rotollo]

I dunno, I think Dark would be more suited for that, considering... Ya know, Spies have to be sneaky?

isn't dark just called evil type in japan? I mean it would still fit considering shit like MKA ultra technically happened through spy agencies but abit too on the nose don't you think?

 

[Love Machine]

I agree its helpful, but don't pretend that breeding natures havent been easy since the gen 5 days, IVs are still hell though even with hyper training

I was more so thinking your shinies, legendaries, and gift pokemon when talking about natures. and with vitamins being trivial to get now IV's are literally the only thing you have to worry about now, so if your into breeding autism it isnt that big of a deal, assuming that ditto is in and you have your six iv ditto like you should.

 

[OddEyes]

isn't dark just called evil type in japan? I mean it would still fit considering shit like MKA ultra technically happened through spy agencies but abit too on the nose don't you think?

Didn't stop GF or anyone in the past.