"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

JY's Tampon said:
Phil created a Go Fund Me for his return to school in fall 2020.
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Phil please don't go back it would piss us off so much.
*Free as long as other suckers are paying.
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When was Phil incarcerated? Is he trying to pass off a weekend psych hold as jail time?

Yeah, disabled student funding isn't a thing at all. No way he'd get help with buying books and tech supplies because he's a tard, as well as his course fees. Phil just wants dressup and toy money. Isn't it handy how he'll pull the legit autistic card when it means $$$, and refuse to mention it when it gets in the way (dickflipping, antifa weapons whatever soldier)?

I really hope Phil goes to college. It'll be fucking hilarious to see him forced to interact with normal people all day long. We can run a poll on which oppression he squeals about college kids inflicting on him each week, as well as betting on how long he lasts before flouncing out of the course (or getting thrown out).*

* There you go, Phil. There's your reason to prove us wrong. Do it!
 
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CWICKQUARTER said:
I love that Phil thinks we all sit round like a witches coven plotting against him as our sole purpose in life when in fact we log on, laugh at the fat sped update for a few minutes then go do other things. Phil would LOVE it if there really was a Kiwi illuminati that plotted home invasions and targeting him at college cause being a victim is his kink.
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I don't think Phil realizes that most of us want to him to get a job, if for no other reason than to stop leeching off the government. Most of us don't live in Portland, so won't be able to go to his place of work to fuck with him, and we have better things to do than to harass his poor employer who already has the misfortune of working with him with emails and phone calls. All he has to do is not tell us where he works, and we won't be able to get him fired. He'll do that easily enough on his own.

Phil, just admit you don't want to work.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Phil created a Go Fund Me for his return to school in fall 2020.
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Phil please don't go back it would piss us off so much.
*Free as long as other suckers are paying.
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This is the worst fundraiser I’ve ever seen. Everything about this screams, “I’m a flake, you’re throwing your money away.”

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Translation from tardspeak: “Oh fuck what if I have to go through with it? Better come up with an escape route!”
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
This is the worst fundraiser I’ve ever seen. Everything about this screams, “I’m a flake, you’re throwing your money away.”
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What kind of tard gear is Phil going to spend $2700 on?
EDIT: Just noticed this
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While sharing a room with a vodka oger may seem like prison it really isn't Phil.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Phil can't have a multi use backpack.
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He's still simultaneously e-begging for the bullhorn for him and Jake Jepson.
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So... he already has multiple backpacks, and he’s e-begging because he’s too lazy to empty any of them. This is the most entitled thing I have ever seen.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Phil can't have a multi use backpack.
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He's still simultaneously e-begging for the bullhorn for him and Jake Jepson.
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It's unfortunate this won't happen because the endless ebegging would be hilarious. Despite having the current gfm for expenses other than tuition we all know he will be begging for bus fare everyday, he will need to buy lunch everyday despite having two arms and a functional kitchen, he will always be needing more notebooks to fill up with scribbles, etc. He might even eclipse John and that takes some doing, but it'll prove that he learned something from their time together.
 
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Yeah Phil going back to school would be great, but I doubt it's going to happen. If it does I fully expect a repeat of what happened the first time around. While I'm sure a community college in Portland would have a pretty high tolerance for weirdos Phil has quite the knack for getting booted from places specifically designed to tolerate people like him.

I could definitely see him joining an LGBTQ club and it becoming anime club 2.0.
 
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Phil not only going back to school but getting expelled/arrested after going full DON'T CALL ANYBODY on some random person would be comedy gold but the chances of it happening are almost as unlikely as the chances of Phil actually graduating. If he has any mace it does nothing other than at more weight to a gross backpack full of bondage gear and other mall ninja shit.

BTW I assume the weapons policy at a school in Portland would be pretty strict, so I bet his mall ninja shit would stand more chance of getting him kicked out than ever being used against someone Phil perceives as a threat.
 
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