Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

So....

I have learned of an interesting online event happening, as of typing this, within the next 14 or so hours.

Kabuki!

There is apaprently a Japanese exclusive Kabuki play occuring at a secret location in Glorious Nippon. In it, some really famous actor will be acting out an amalgamation of the plots of the entire Sequel Trilogy before a select audience of 50 people, while the thing is also being livestreamed on youtube.

Behold!

Normie Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alZe87qJsh0&feature=youtu.be


I have far more interesting, real life stuff to do tomorrow, but I know there might be a few people here.

Can anyone speak Japanese? Or, failing that, download and record the event as it happens, so we may all gather around the fire later and enjoy it together? It seems to be a legit, official Disney thing, so it might be worth checking out.

Yooooooooo ohhhhhhh!
 
Frozen = girls, Star Wars = boys. Despite what the PR people say, Didney HQ don't actually drink their woke koolaid.
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I've almost beaten Fallen Order. For all the bugs, excessive motion blur even when disabled and the prescence of Debra's bug eyes, I'm actually enjoying the story quite a bit. I'm not sure yet if it's simply because Cal has an arc and what could be called character flaws, which is a big contrast to Rey, or if it's actually decent. The music is quite good as well. Very Star Wars and almost no re-used music from the movies. I've heard a snippet of Luke's theme VERY briefly in a cutscene but it was appropriate where it was used and still gives that feeling of hope. I really like the soundtrack overall. There's a pretty fun scene, that reminded me a bit of the opening arena fight in SW: Bounty Hunter, that had a pretty cool song that's apparently by a Mongolian rock band and seems like a thematic fit for a seedy Star Wars grunge band.
Whoah, they had The HU on the soundtrack? That's actually kinda cool...

Fuck. JJ might fuck up Superman with Michael B Jordan in the lead role.
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"you look around that room and you see the whitest fucking room in the history of time. It’s just unbelievably white. And I just thought, we’re casting this show and we have an opportunity to do anything we want, why not cast the show with actors of color?"

I don't think so? Last I heard it's actually that a member of Yoda's species is only born at momentous occasions in the galaxy or something.
All I remember is that Lucas used to really bring the hammer down on any suggestions to reveal more information about Yoda's species. There was a trading card that was apparently banned for years, Holiday Special-style, because it featured a group of them in the midst of some sort of religious ceremony.

I believe in Force Awakens they hinted at him being force sensitive. He was able to wield a light saber pretty well and put up a decent fight against Kylo before he got his back slashed. There was also the scene were he hears the screams of people before he looks up at the sky to see star killer base destroying an entire system of planets. Its similar to how Kenobi felt the people of Alderaan die in A New Hope.
If memory serves, they were calling him "the new Luke Skywalker" for a while prior to the release of The Force Awakens, but that line seemed to vanish without a trace after a little while. Jew-Jew overplaying his hand? 🤔

Thing is, it didn't have to be like this. The Extended Universe had a whole mass of fresh and interesting ideas that a sequel trilogy could be based on. Thrawn, for instance, or the Yuuzhan Vong series. The latter would have been pretty tasty because the idea of an outside context race of beings who are not only not one with the force, but who actively suppress by their very existence the ability of others to use the Force, would have been pretty cool. They could even do something like the more Force sensitive you are, the more deleterious their presence is to you and if they had someone born as strong in the force as Rey it might even be physically painful for her to be near them.
I think you're mixing up the Yuuzhan Vong (collectively stripped of the Force for their sins in the ancient past) with the Ysalamiri (arboreal herbivores who evolved the ability to "push" the Force away from them to hide from a Force-sensitive predator species) to some extent, but yes, that would be awesome. It's a shame that the Vong War hasn't gotten much play yet outside of the original novels (and that one Dark Horse comic that just sort of died).

I've noticed that you can't find any of the Mandalorian Black Series Toys around my area.

I've also noticed the newest Rey Black Series figure is already a peg warmer.

Jawa toys are outselling Rey.
The Best Buy-exclusive figure of the Mandalorian heavy gunner from the third episode sold out in like two days.
 
He's the ultimate memberberry but at least the Mandalorian doesn't completely suck, he at least serves as a vehicle for the Mandalorian himself developing as a character, and it's true that we've never seen a young member of Yoda's species.
I'm really enjoying Mando, as a toku fan it hit all my buttons in the effects department, and its not obnoxious like in the theatrical movies.
 
Sounds like He could be EricButts. Why are there still people who shell out money for this garbage? and even defend it as well. Ive known people who think the new trilogy is some kind of masterpiece. the only good new star wars stuff Disney ever put out was Rogue One and The Mandalorian.

The guy certainly seems to have some kind of mental condition where he obsessess over things well past the point of it being healthy.

The sabers cost $215 too. The whole park is a shocking trainwreck that you can experience by proxy on this very thread, see below:


Oh, I know, I've been there. Went in, rode the Falcon, got the souvinir Thermal Detonator (I actually got the two others off ebay for the cost it would have in the parks so I have the full set and they honestly don't look too bad lined up)...and left.

It really is laughable because the extent of designing amusement parks to me is limited to Roller Coaster Tycoon/Planet Coaster, so I understand what they were TRYING to do with Galaxy's Edge, which was sandwhich a fucking overpriced strip mall of Star Wars shit between two big attractions. Except to date, the bigger of the two attractions still isn't open so over half of both GE's simply do not have any major draw besides some scenery pieces and the flow of traffic through the shopping areas like the toy store or creature mart is non-existent.
 
I still wish we had Mara Jade. Where are the females who are actually fun? Instead we get Purity Sue, Space Mom (the BEST but Death decided to invite her), A Waste of Laura Dern, Chubby Romantic Asian Plot Tumor, Dora Milaje but in Spaaaaaaaaace, and Keri Russell's Beauty Eclipsed By Her Big Ass Daft Punk Helmet Bounty Hunter.

The one British mousey looking bridge bunny is fun. (Looks like Carol Kane) She's in the group with Nepotism Lourd
 

After a take using the puppet, the crew got ready for another take without the puppet “in case they decided during postproduction that the puppet wasn’t convincing enough and a digital version had to be substituted.”

Herzog had a reaction that is instantly iconic: “You are cowards,” the director said. “Leave it.”
 
Even his nu-merchandise makes him look like a miserable old virgin who just wants to die.
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Only thing missing is a figure of the titty quad-penis manatee.

In one universe he attempted to bring his father back from the dark side despite all he did, brought the Jedi Order back from near extinction and was regarded as one of the most powerful force users ever.

In another, he tried to straight up kill his nephew because of a bad dream and REEE DARK SIDE instead of helping him and became a sad old hermit that drinks tard cum straight out of a sea cows dick.

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The absolute state of Star Wars now.
 
In one universe he attempted to bring his father back from the dark side despite all he did, brought the Jedi Order back from near extinction and was regarded as one of the most powerful force users ever.

In another, he tried to straight up kill his nephew because of a bad dream and REEE DARK SIDE instead of helping him and became a sad old hermit that drinks tard cum straight out of a sea cows dick.

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The absolute state of Star Wars now.

FFS put spoilers.
 
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