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I've had better hospital meals than this shit. And Pig has the gall to flex on this shit.
Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread
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Not me, the turkey sandwich was dry and the apple juice came in this weird sort of yogurt cup. And Leanna ate my saltines.
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A week before Thanksgiving DSP started answering questions about what he would want for thanksgiving food and what his favorite memories of thanksgiving food are.
Every single time he went into multiple minute long rants about how he loves STUFFING. Turkey he can take or leave but he loves that STUFFING!!! He told a story about how his mom would cut up the gibbets and fry them and chop them up fine into the dressing to make the stuffing taste even better!
What does Kat do for her King for thanksgiving?
Thanks asshole
Every single time he went into multiple minute long rants about how he loves STUFFING. Turkey he can take or leave but he loves that STUFFING!!! He told a story about how his mom would cut up the gibbets and fry them and chop them up fine into the dressing to make the stuffing taste even better!
What does Kat do for her King for thanksgiving?
Thanks asshole
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What type of sped only eats the stuffing? Oh yeah, Pigroach because he's that cripplingly autistic.
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He specifically mentioned that his weird fake turkey roast thing was 5 pounds so I'm pretty sure it was this
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So Pig just scarfed down stuff you could easily get by going to your nearest deli and/or supermarket and forced Mommy to buy it for him? Rather than actually get a legit bird or even just some fried chicken? What a maroon.
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This guy.
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How does he have a worse meal than the prison system. I was looking on TMZ and they listed better meal options for celeb prisoners. https://www.tmz.com/2019/11/28/cele...by-suge-knight-michael-cohen-billy-mcfarland/
Also why is that Turkey 14 dollars a pound? I know it's seasoned but that is more money the entire bird I got for Thanksgiving.
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A fool and his money are soon parted.
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He mentioned last night they had Kat's special frozen potato, frozen sweet potato, frozen green peppers and frozen onions on top of rice again.
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*frozen, seasoned bits of chicken plus... this is not a vegetarian dish like Panda might have served**.
Sweet Chipotle Chicken & Vegetable Hash Dinner Kit | Tyson® Brand
Sweet Chipotle Chicken and Vegetable Hash. This meal kit comes with pre-portioned chicken raised with no antibiotics ever, bell peppers, onions, honey-chipotle sauce and russet and sweet potatoes.
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Phil’s Instagram post: “No meat in sight of my dinner tonight!”
67 Likes, 0 Comments - Phil (@theycallmedsp) on Instagram: “No meat in sight of my dinner tonight!”
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Phil on Instagram: “Forgot to post this! Leanna made me her special veggie pasta for dinner, YUM”
78 Likes, 2 Comments - Phil (@theycallmedsp) on Instagram: “Forgot to post this! Leanna made me her special veggie pasta for dinner, YUM”
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My birthday dinner: a heaping plate of veggie pasta! A far cry from last year's seafood feast but it does come with a bonus NO SWOLLEN FOOT!
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What has Mrs. $t. Jean contributed to his "swollen Foot"? Bringing BEEF back into the D$P diet once or more times per WEEK.
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Two questions.
1. Why does Phil make sauce monthly. Do they go through that much of it? Does he not freeze extra and thaw it later? So many questions.
2. Anyone else notice Kat has completely stopped baking Phil sweets, despite that being a weekly occurence for the first two months that they specifically bought a special IKEA cookie cover thing for?
1. Why does Phil make sauce monthly. Do they go through that much of it? Does he not freeze extra and thaw it later? So many questions.
2. Anyone else notice Kat has completely stopped baking Phil sweets, despite that being a weekly occurence for the first two months that they specifically bought a special IKEA cookie cover thing for?
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*frozen, seasoned bits of chicken plus... this is not a vegetarian dish like Panda might have served**.
Note, that the suggested item to accompany this 'meal kit' is rolls ( which I'm fairly sure are being served along side this carb fest Mrs. $t. Jean is putting on the table)...not to serve over rice.Sweet Chipotle Chicken & Vegetable Hash Dinner Kit | Tyson® Brand
Sweet Chipotle Chicken and Vegetable Hash. This meal kit comes with pre-portioned chicken raised with no antibiotics ever, bell peppers, onions, honey-chipotle sauce and russet and sweet potatoes.
**Phil’s Instagram post: “No meat in sight of my dinner tonight!”
67 Likes, 0 Comments - Phil (@theycallmedsp) on Instagram: “No meat in sight of my dinner tonight!”( Vegetarian B'day dinner Panda made )Phil on Instagram: “Forgot to post this! Leanna made me her special veggie pasta for dinner, YUM”
78 Likes, 2 Comments - Phil (@theycallmedsp) on Instagram: “Forgot to post this! Leanna made me her special veggie pasta for dinner, YUM”
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My birthday dinner: a heaping plate of veggie pasta! A far cry from last year's seafood feast but it does come with a bonus NO SWOLLEN FOOT!
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What has Mrs. $t. Jean contributed to his "swollen Foot"? Bringing BEEF back into the D$P diet once or more times per WEEK.
As much as everyone hates on the Panda she was definitely Darks soul mate not this lazy mare.
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No longer does he make his sauce once a month. Why? The D$P household no longer has pasta once or twice a week as they did when Panda was there*
Pre-Mrs. $t. Jean Instagram aside, here is a meal plan for the week that includes pasta on Wednesday and Friday. If one looks at the video* where he 'made' his sauce, it could easily be eaten in a month if only used once a week let alone twice a week. Couple this with his revelation that he "only has pasta once or twice a month" after Mrs. $t Jean entered the household and his no longer making 'his sauce' every month
* https://youtu.be/16JER7b9N04?t=7815
(time stamp= 2:10:15 ) a sauce made with three cans of tinned tomatoes + three tins of tomato paste + water should not yield a sauce large enough for two people to consume in under a month's time if eaten just once per week. I could of course be in correct, but I daresay most folks would agree as most folks who make a red sauce use only one tin of each for a recipe and have sauce left over.
want to see how a 'real sauce' is made?
Italian Grandma Makes Canned Tomato Sauce
Watch my other video "Italian Grandma Makes Canned Peeled Tomatoes" https://youtu.be/Qn_Yx3NmaNY Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/buonapetit...
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All of my old books were lost during a huriccane so I have no evidence that I can give as google searches even scrolling back 100+ pages yield me nothing but 'new' recipes. The old ways are lost unless one still has the books. I hold the knowledge in my head from countless wooden spoon knocks on my knuckles. To allow some skank one has known (in any form of the word ) for a year or even 5 in the case of Panda, who was not allow3ed to change anything, to change a family recipe would be anathema to me. D$P, who would not let Panda even stir 'the sauce' has allowed Mrs. $t Jean to make CHANGES to a family recipe! This speaks volumes.
Before fellow Kiwis go mental, I realize that we are sure that D$P only said this or that. He did say that he had to take his breaks 'to stir the sauce'. He still takes this breaks to do the same thing after allowing Mrs. $t. Jean to CHANGE the recipe. She changed the recipe! The family reicpe that was so tried and true that Panda cound not even be allowed to mind lest he take breaks to oversee. This new person who does not even want to eat pasta ever week is allowed to...CHANGE...the family recipe? Does she have the weight of Italian recipes behind her? No. She does have the Midwestern Casserole , the Tuna Casserole that has shown D$P the light as to her worthiness to make changes to his Family recipe. Some one should enlighten D$P's mother to the power of t he tuns casserole. Mayhaps her so would not have gone so far astray from the teachings of QVC.
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Kat doesnt like DSP's sauce she prefers a jarred sauce from the grocery store.
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To be fair, you can find generic sauce in a jar that is leaps and bounds better than the tomato kool-aid Phil makes.
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Ah man, and I thought his calendar of game releases was autistic, but that meal schedule takes the cake.
Is that there to prevent the gout flare ups, or is he so fucken boring that he has to look forward to his food a week in advance?
God, I can just imagine DSP just waddling in place writing down all his meals for his soul maid to make during the week, while Kat just keeps explaining "oh, I'm gonna need peas for that".
Is that there to prevent the gout flare ups, or is he so fucken boring that he has to look forward to his food a week in advance?
God, I can just imagine DSP just waddling in place writing down all his meals for his soul maid to make during the week, while Kat just keeps explaining "oh, I'm gonna need peas for that".
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Note the check marks
He has to make note that he indeed ate hot dogs last night.