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Pretty sure the Mountain Dew marinated chicken isn't helping matters.
Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off
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Manwithn0n0men
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Surprised GE isn't selling that sort of crap. Get gas station discount soda, dissolve MSG in it, and then steal some frozen patties from a McDonald's and marinate that in the disgusting mixture created. Then overcook the resultant mess so that you can't get sued if someone throws up after eating the abomination.
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He could probably lose a lot of that weight just from fasting.
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Or just cut down to 2200 calories per day I will guess (conservatively) thats 850-950 Calories in that meal
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Today is Walt Disney’s 118th birthday and he must be rolling in his crave from seeing Bob Iger using his company to run friendly competition and Hollywood into the ground.
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They may not use discount sodas in their food, but they use them in all their drinks. Like I've posted before, even their most expensive alcoholic drinks are just Powerade, Sprite and some juice brand (all owned by Coke) mixed with bourbon, vodka or store bought beer.
From what I understand, the reason the GoT cookbook is better is because it just copies mideval recipes and gives them a fake name. Like [insert kingdom name] meat pie. It also helps that it actually takes lore from its source material rather than making stuff up on the spot or taking the name of something from the show/book and giving it a completely different background. The quality of the recipes themselves are anyone's guess as I never read the GoT cookbook and I have no interest in it, and its probably inferior to the ES cookbook.
Also I can't find anymore recipes from the GE cookbook, but I found one page from the TFA cookbook (which nobody has bothered to share, discuss or distribute online). It seems to be trying to mimic the cutesy toy theme of the 1998 SW cookbook, except this cookbook is restricted only to BB-8 and Rey due to a lack of iconic characters to put in here.
(Please taste my juicy crusty balls! - BB8.)
This shit was fine for a small 90s release in a time with no movies coming out and with plenty of characters to use as a basis for recipes, but doing this in 2015 as a big movie tie-in and with only BB-8 and Rey as the main focus for all the foods due to basically doing a soft reboot, while doing it so cheaply despite all the money they had to spare just seems weird all around. Rey pancakes, BB-8 eggs, BB-8 waffles that you can only make by buying the official BB-8 waffle cutter or Rey kitchen set, etc.
For comparison here is a page from the 1998 cookbook its trying to emulate for some reason. The recipe in question is on how to make the Wookiee Cookies from the SW Holiday Special.
Unlike the TFA cookbook, this one has recipes themed around a lot of characters instead of just Rey and BB-8 with no additional cutters and TFA kitchen supplies necessary. Its not really in-universe but at least it comes with more content.
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Reminds me of "Chewie Wookiee Cookie Cookin":
Right next to "Jabba's Farts Unleashed", that was a good one.
Right next to "Jabba's Farts Unleashed", that was a good one.
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It's almost like Disney has become LJN.
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Alright niggas, I'm back from cooking! I told you all I'd fix up Disney's shitty wraps, and I did! Here we are:
Here you'll find four amazing wraps, the middle one getting crushed by a particularly heavy one. In the background is the Farms and off-screen is me drooling.
Granted, mine might not win in the "looks like you fished it out of the dumpster of a Space McDonalds" department, but they are absolutely fucking delicious. It's got this very unique but nice flavor to it, so at least it does taste authentically alien. The original looked like they were made by someone with one functional tastebud because it is absolutely drenched in puree and guacamole. I can barely even see the meat in it. I figured I could fix it by removing all that goddamn puree and brown sugar, but I figured guacamole on a wrap could be interesting so I swapped the pork out for beef and the puree for sambal. I got this particular variant called "sambal brandal" that's got a sweet but spicy taste to it, but any sambal should be fine. I also used tortillas instead of pita bread, because I never heard of a wrap that used fucking pita bread. Recipe is below for the curious.
It's official: I'm better than the chefs at Disney. Suck it, Mouse.
Here you'll find four amazing wraps, the middle one getting crushed by a particularly heavy one. In the background is the Farms and off-screen is me drooling.
Granted, mine might not win in the "looks like you fished it out of the dumpster of a Space McDonalds" department, but they are absolutely fucking delicious. It's got this very unique but nice flavor to it, so at least it does taste authentically alien. The original looked like they were made by someone with one functional tastebud because it is absolutely drenched in puree and guacamole. I can barely even see the meat in it. I figured I could fix it by removing all that goddamn puree and brown sugar, but I figured guacamole on a wrap could be interesting so I swapped the pork out for beef and the puree for sambal. I got this particular variant called "sambal brandal" that's got a sweet but spicy taste to it, but any sambal should be fine. I also used tortillas instead of pita bread, because I never heard of a wrap that used fucking pita bread. Recipe is below for the curious.
Serves one person
250g/0,551lbs ground beef
A handful chopped onions
Four tea spoons of sambal
Guacamole
Four tortillas
Microwave the tortillas for 1-2 minutes
Fry the ground beef until browned
Add in chopped onions and sambal, put on low and let it simmer until dark-brown/red
Spread some guacamole on the tortilla and add the meat
Bon appetit
250g/0,551lbs ground beef
A handful chopped onions
Four tea spoons of sambal
Guacamole
Four tortillas
Microwave the tortillas for 1-2 minutes
Fry the ground beef until browned
Add in chopped onions and sambal, put on low and let it simmer until dark-brown/red
Spread some guacamole on the tortilla and add the meat
Bon appetit
It's official: I'm better than the chefs at Disney. Suck it, Mouse.
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Well, he's decent enough to put a warning sign near his slop.Here's another recipe. Marinated Takodanian Chicken. It is basted in the greensementard cum of the Thala Sirens which Luke Skywalker was said to have enjoyed on a daily basis.
Oh wait, that's just a MovieBob recipe. You almost can't tell them apart.
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Those look legit yummy.
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Kiwi Farms goes for the low hanging fruit with the dagger:
Meanwhile me, an intellectual:
Under the assumption that some 2nd in command takes over the entire Empire, that means the Protagonists have to deal with a still powerful foe, but that's not really what the movies imply and at least the Emperor - who is a massive threat due to his Sith powers - is gone, which severely weakens the remnants of the Empire. If he's still around, with his powers, with his influence, with his authority, that means little has been achieved. That's why bringing back Palpatine -or- replacing him with another supreme leader is not a good idea. If Palpatine dies just to be instantly replaced by, say, Snoke, that is lame and boring and it's obvious that Snoke is just a "I can't believe it's not Palpatine" OC. Thrawn seems to be a character that rose from the ashes of the Empire and forged it anew, which is a much more interesting spin as far as I can tell. That is to say: that's how it is done right.
From a narrative point of view, the best way would be to assume that the Empire crumbles with little defense and is quickly disposed of, so the story can wrap up more nicely and make way for a sequel that is not "Fake Rebells against Fake Empire" à la JarJar. If there is some part of the Empire that manages to hold out, that's a different deal, though. What should be avoided under all circumstances is continuing the plot in the same way as before.
Killing the Emperor has to be the big milestone to end the war - I guess we agree on that, only you enjoy the idea that after the OT, he's still around for round 2. And I just don't see the point why we should retread that ground, given the "cost" that I mentioned earlier.
They are going back to the start of ESB, Palpatine is short one henchman and another Death Star, but other than that, nothing has been achieved. I would argue that redeeming Vader is completely inconsequential, if this doesn't lead to Palpatine's immediate death. So yeah, Vader is no longer evil, but since this doesn't mean anything, his sacrifice, by extension, also becomes meaningless.
If your argument is something along the lines of "But this weakened the Empire, so Luke could eventually defeat it", it's just pointless padding of this story. That's why it's a "been there, done that" thing - not cause it's them still fighting TIE-Fighters with X-Wings, it's them still trying to do the exactly same thing they tried to do before: Kill the Emperor and topple his empire.
That doesn't even address how much of a lame asspull it is to use the same villain again. As I said: It might give Palpatine a bit of an edge of "He was prepared for this eventuality", but it costs us every achievement of the protagonists over the course of 3 movies and to do what? To pad out a story with what amounts to re-runs.
You say it elevates Palpatine to have a trick up his sleeve by going "lol, you only killed my clone, here, have another", but at the same time, Palpatine seemingly was not prepared for the thing he was prepared for. Ie: His clone dies and this somehow throws his Empire into turmoil. Shouldn't this be his "lol, jk, I'm still here" moment that he was prepared for and the Empire just continues as before? I mean, sure, better than dying, but it sort of feels off to say that he prepared for his own "death", but somehow, he forgot to actually have a plan to prevent his Empire from being weakened from actually following said plan.
From a narrative point of view, it's just a very poor choice, no matter how neat it might be to reveal that Palpatine had a trick up his sleeve, but I still maintain the opinion that this gives his character only a tiny boost, while it leads to absolutely unsatisfactory situations everywhere else - independent of how it is handled.
CARD CLONE!" and come at Luke with a vengeance?
He'd still be sitting on some throne and throw a shitton of Star Destroyers at his enemies, the same way he's done before - or are you implying Palpatine was not using the full extend of his powers to defeat the rebells, cause that's some really outrageous idea.
I still disagree. If the Emperor is still around after RotJ, it means nothing was achieved during 3 movies. In order for the trilogy to wrap up, Palpatine has to be dead and stay dead. It's not about how it's a handled, it's not about how the plot pans out, it's not about how it eventually is wrapped up. Bringing back Palpatine is lame. It's boring. It does not add anything interesting whatsoever. It takes away the achievements of the OT (and replaces them with a consolation prize of "Well, you kinda sorta weakened him a little for a bit". Whoopee). It's a shitty idea when it was done back in the day, it's a shitty idea when JarJar does it now.
But I guess we can always agree to disagree.
Meanwhile me, an intellectual:
Under the assumption that some 2nd in command takes over the entire Empire, that means the Protagonists have to deal with a still powerful foe, but that's not really what the movies imply and at least the Emperor - who is a massive threat due to his Sith powers - is gone, which severely weakens the remnants of the Empire. If he's still around, with his powers, with his influence, with his authority, that means little has been achieved. That's why bringing back Palpatine -or- replacing him with another supreme leader is not a good idea. If Palpatine dies just to be instantly replaced by, say, Snoke, that is lame and boring and it's obvious that Snoke is just a "I can't believe it's not Palpatine" OC. Thrawn seems to be a character that rose from the ashes of the Empire and forged it anew, which is a much more interesting spin as far as I can tell. That is to say: that's how it is done right.
From a narrative point of view, the best way would be to assume that the Empire crumbles with little defense and is quickly disposed of, so the story can wrap up more nicely and make way for a sequel that is not "Fake Rebells against Fake Empire" à la JarJar. If there is some part of the Empire that manages to hold out, that's a different deal, though. What should be avoided under all circumstances is continuing the plot in the same way as before.
Killing the Emperor has to be the big milestone to end the war - I guess we agree on that, only you enjoy the idea that after the OT, he's still around for round 2. And I just don't see the point why we should retread that ground, given the "cost" that I mentioned earlier.
Fair enough, but it still severely reduces the achievements of Luke and Vader almost down to nothing, since the Emperor is still around and kicking.
They are going back to the start of ESB, Palpatine is short one henchman and another Death Star, but other than that, nothing has been achieved. I would argue that redeeming Vader is completely inconsequential, if this doesn't lead to Palpatine's immediate death. So yeah, Vader is no longer evil, but since this doesn't mean anything, his sacrifice, by extension, also becomes meaningless.
If your argument is something along the lines of "But this weakened the Empire, so Luke could eventually defeat it", it's just pointless padding of this story. That's why it's a "been there, done that" thing - not cause it's them still fighting TIE-Fighters with X-Wings, it's them still trying to do the exactly same thing they tried to do before: Kill the Emperor and topple his empire.
That doesn't even address how much of a lame asspull it is to use the same villain again. As I said: It might give Palpatine a bit of an edge of "He was prepared for this eventuality", but it costs us every achievement of the protagonists over the course of 3 movies and to do what? To pad out a story with what amounts to re-runs.
This cuts into your own argument as far as I'm concerned.
You say it elevates Palpatine to have a trick up his sleeve by going "lol, you only killed my clone, here, have another", but at the same time, Palpatine seemingly was not prepared for the thing he was prepared for. Ie: His clone dies and this somehow throws his Empire into turmoil. Shouldn't this be his "lol, jk, I'm still here" moment that he was prepared for and the Empire just continues as before? I mean, sure, better than dying, but it sort of feels off to say that he prepared for his own "death", but somehow, he forgot to actually have a plan to prevent his Empire from being weakened from actually following said plan.
From a narrative point of view, it's just a very poor choice, no matter how neat it might be to reveal that Palpatine had a trick up his sleeve, but I still maintain the opinion that this gives his character only a tiny boost, while it leads to absolutely unsatisfactory situations everywhere else - independent of how it is handled.
You are arguing semantics. Sidious is Palpatine. Palpatine is Sidious. And the Emperor is not some guy who has to hide the fact that he's either Palpatine or Sidious, he's simply the Emperor and that's it. Why should Sidious (after losing his clone) suddenly go full "YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP
He'd still be sitting on some throne and throw a shitton of Star Destroyers at his enemies, the same way he's done before - or are you implying Palpatine was not using the full extend of his powers to defeat the rebells, cause that's some really outrageous idea.
I still disagree. If the Emperor is still around after RotJ, it means nothing was achieved during 3 movies. In order for the trilogy to wrap up, Palpatine has to be dead and stay dead. It's not about how it's a handled, it's not about how the plot pans out, it's not about how it eventually is wrapped up. Bringing back Palpatine is lame. It's boring. It does not add anything interesting whatsoever. It takes away the achievements of the OT (and replaces them with a consolation prize of "Well, you kinda sorta weakened him a little for a bit". Whoopee). It's a shitty idea when it was done back in the day, it's a shitty idea when JarJar does it now.
But I guess we can always agree to disagree.
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Oh shit Diddy, you did good.
It may look like McDonalds, but it probably tastes way better than both McD's and Disney's slop.
The Ronto farmers of Tatooine would be proud.
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This is literally just mayonnaise (with miso). You should try to make it sometime; homemade is much better than from a jar (watch the salmonella though).
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So that rice if its fried thats a double serving and thats about 650calories per serving
If its not friend its like 450
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Is it just me or weren't we on page 951 right now?
Edit: I just thought of something, why not fold the Ronto wraps up like this?
It certainly would make them look more exotic.
Edit: I just thought of something, why not fold the Ronto wraps up like this?
It certainly would make them look more exotic.
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We were on page 950 for sure. Did somebody edit their long post down?
God I love a good crunchwrap.
God I love a good crunchwrap.
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