Containment Random Chris Updates

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I had to look twice because I swore he just put his cards in a box of Pop Tarts. Do these decks have a nutritional breakdown on the side?
It's chocked-full of sperm from the freezer.

Chris on the Teen Troon Squad.

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They all had vaginas, and one of them was underage. That's all that matters!
-Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

Remember how Null was a genuinely kind individual toward Chris? I guess it didn't work out because Null has a dong.


Sorry Chris, we all know what you look like, and you don't even look as feminine as Ursela.
 
He’s laying the guilt trip on thick. Place your bets on what he wants out of Courtney for causing Chris to get a cold by.. not.. drawing a cartoons tail the way he likes..

-Free art for him to wank to
-Free nudes for him to wank to
-A sweetheart in this dimension to join his harem
-Something extra re.tarded that no sane person could even guess at this point
 
MKR and Sockness have used similar tactics. MKR claimed she had a Liquid-style doppelganger impersonating her on Discord to explain away the caps that showed her coaching her friends on how to influence Chris's beliefs, and Sockness claimed to be possessed by his fictional god character Jakoba to explain away the negative aspects of his personality.
  1. Earn Chris's trust by giving him money and fantasy
  2. Maintain that trust, compliment him, be his white trash knight
  3. Talk shit to Chris and Barb's death
  4. Claim that you're possessed by some spirit
  5. Profit (or loss)
Oh boy...
Proceeded with doing some dumb 'ritual' on it
In the eyes of Chris, does that look like a creepy material?

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I'm not sure about the kettle
 

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Saw a JULAY license plate today. Did a legit triple take and managed to avoid flying out of my lane but holy shit you have to be a true autistic warrior to pay for that and display it every day.
You'll never know, it may just be a weird coincidence. They might have made that license plate be based on someone close to them who, for some reason, is named Julay.
 
You'll never know, it may just be a weird coincidence. They might have made that license plate be based on someone close to them who, for some reason, is named Julay.
I guess it is a very uncommon name. last name with 288 records also listed as a first name with "less than 100" census mention
 
Eh you and super Colon blow got me there but I'm guessing whoever mentioned the Christmas party works at someplace pretty chill about this stuff hell it may not even be an "official" party thrown by the company just the co-workers. Still staying on topic the Best Christmas party Chris ever had will always be this one
Dude.... i swear god, i'd rather spend my christmas with that pshyco family of the texas chain saw massacre, than one night in the Chandler's household
 
Dude.... i swear god, i'd rather spend my christmas with that pshyco family of the texas chain saw massacre, than one night in the Chandler's household

The food would be better

Give Bob some credit, with him around, the tard antics would be kept at a "minimum" (relatively speaking). With just Barb and Chris,..well... All bets are off.
 
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