Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Disc said:
You know, it wasn’t until recently that I learnt that a sequel can tarnish your enjoyment of the original. Like the messy breakup storyline in Wreck it Ralph 2, or the fact that Homestucks dozens of post-epilogue turds just have the poor bastards who’ve suffered MORE than enough continue to suffer and fall apart.
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A lot of sequels have a tendency of making everything that was done and sacrificed in the previous be kind of reduced if not out right nulified. Its a shitty and lazy thing to do but it constantly happens, especially if the sequels werent intended to happen and only did because of money. These sequels usually have the heroes from the previous movies at least back at square zero, especially if they had a romantic interest (they will be divorced or it "didnt work out" for some reason) or at worse be reduced into losers worse off than they were in the original (most of the times done only to push the new character upwards).
For me, if a sequel does that, its already in my shit list. Sequels require a god damn point and if you artificially put the characters somewhere they dont belong, guess what, dummy! It wont work!
 
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aricebowl said:
Wow, that is even dumber then the idea that she just scavenged the crystal out of some temple. It’s impressive to see that the Nu-EU is even more shit then the old one.
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You should've seen the stuff we've been sharing before. The new Disney stuff about Han being cucked to death by everyone and how he lost the Falcon to a parking valet were fucking rich. And the galaxy only has less than 30 or so habitable planets now, with most aliens and things coming from 20 other galaxies now. Meanwhile every single fucking old alien except Chewbacca and Nien Nub is gone for various Disney reasons and now the galaxy is populated solely by humans and a species called Abo-needos which has a hundred of fucking offshoots to make room for max human diversity.
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Cod of War said:
The fuck is this?

r/StarWarsLeaks - Short rey, kylo and palpatine scene

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"The teleportation mystery box! First hinted at in the new tie-in novella for IX! Buy it now to know how Rey and Kylo did it for only 19.99!"
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This is EA levels of DLC scams.
 
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Now would be a good time to tell you my personal fanfic for Star Wars 9. I haven't seen 8 because I heard it was awful, but this is what I had in my head.

Rey has a heart to heart with Kylo Ren. Kylo's kind of a faggy pushover so he's kind of in love with her and offers her a spot at his side in the New Order. She thinks it over and accepts. Everyone is shocked and horrified at this betrayal of the rebellion. However, as the resistance starts petering out, news starts coming in over amnesty for all rebel fighters. The final scene is Po Dameron and his black boyfriend in some sort of Imperial DMV getting their newly issued Imperial passports. The guy at the counter, in his uniform, suggests they take up some freight work with their ship because they're rebuilding some planetary infrastructure. Rey is on some sort of display with Kylo Ren and they're talking about their long-term plans. The moral of the story is that sometimes you have to accept the constraints of reality and work within them as opposed to just killing everyone you disagree with.

There, now give me your gay and autistic stickers.
 
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The Nothingness said:
Keep him away from the MonsterVerse. I don't care that he produced Cloverfield.
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Oh that's all I need.

Can't wait to see him remake Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla and do it exactly the same as the 1974 film BUT Godzilla will be revealed to be a female this time, so that makes to totally different y'all!

#GirlsCanBeMonstersToo also #QueenOfTheMonsters #GodzillaIsFemale #RoarSlayQueen!

Which then leads to fans like me pointing out that Mothra, Biollante, one of the Rodans, and Megaguirus were all female monsters in the past with Spacegodzilla being heavily speculated by some fans to be female, and most of the monsters have ambiguous genders anyway, so squabbling about it is pointless.

We then all get called bigots for not wanting a female Godzilla with mystery box shit surrounding it, and we all tell them their movie is dumb and Godzilla is above identity politics, and then the movie turns out horribly and everybody's unhappy.

I hate #CurrentYear
 
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Duncan Hills Coffee said:
I love that they say "Takes great pains to retcon nearly everything that happened in The Last Jedi" is somehow a bad thing. TLJ left them nowhere to go, so the only direction they could take was straight down beyond rock bottom and into the Earth's core.
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drill hard enough and they hope to hit china
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Voices of Jedi Past
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see they're not ghosts okay

MementoMalum said:
What? They didn't drag Carrie's corpse out onto the carpet for this disaster? Is Disney even trying anymore?
Carrie doesn't/didn't deserve this.
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to be fair there was probably enough coke in her system that it wouldn't be unexpected for the body to run around for a while like a headless chicken
Truthboi said:
Sad thing about JJ is that the only good things he made were Cloverfield and maybe Super 8, and both of them were dumb monster movies so that says a lot about him as a director.
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Flare Trek one was an okay Star Wars movie.
 
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All I can say I'm not surprised. No matter. Disney purchased a Golden Goose and instead of waiting for the eggs, started hacking the Goose to pieces.

It's even interesting to see some of the shill reviewers can't accept this steaming turd for anything other than it is.

At the end of the day this will kill any star wars films for the next 5-10 years at least, the TV side of things will continue to develop, and I think as long as the numbers stay strong and the stories are ok, it will do well.

The Mandalorian is proof that the "fans/public" aren't suffering from Star Wars fatigue, just the bullshit surrounding the film releases, and the fact you can't have a single film released without someone in the media shitting on the fandom/toxic white males, etc for not liking their dumb ideas. As far as the cannon is concerned, it's dead.

If we get any new Star Wars films, I'd be very surprised in any tie in to the original series. This at least gives me some hope, that once they oust Kathleen Kennedy and get in a competent producer with some new/interested writer we might finally get some movies worthy of the Star Wars label, though they'll all be either old republic or extended universe.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
Gennedy Tartakovsky trilogy now, this is how we save star wars.
not from hating what we hate, but from creating kinos that we love.
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JongleJingle said:
Gennedy's Clone Wars was the first Star Wars cartoon I saw as a boy, and his work on Primal was fucking godlike.

Please, Disney. I beg of you, make another series with him leading the charge.
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Sorry boys and girls! Ho ho! No fun allowed on Disney properties!
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TheMysteriousAHole said:
Come and get it fast as you can, the opening scene:

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Sweet jesus save us all.

1. Swords play is still shit, Kylo looks like he's carrying a goddamn claymore for a weapon instead of...you know..a metal stick made of light. the stabbing behind him was fucking idiotic so clumsy.

2. The McGuffin looks like something you'd get from the dollar store.

3. Snoke Clones...fucking dumb. All of these props look like something you find in a goddamn dumpster. If Netflix an hire the Jim Henson company to make the Dark Crystal (it's goddamn gorgeous) you are telling me Disney with tens of billions can't get better artistry? What did CalArts run out of indocrinated wageslaves to abuse?

4. The whole Palaptine scene..it's....incredulous. it's impossible. it's stupid. The acting reminds me 100% of Apocolypse now with Marlon Brando where you can almost FEEL that the scenes are filmed with Kylo and then separately with Palpatine and then smashed together with CGI.
 
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Yaaas, just like I hoped, a Reylo ending that will still piss off the rabid Reylo fans AND those who deemed the ship to be problematic 'coz rapey undertones and white supremacy. And that truly seems to have been a late addition in the whirlwind of reshoots and reedits, as it does not change the bare bone structure of the final fight, with the chain of events going like this:

- Kylo is thrown in the abyss never to be seen again;
- Rey wins;
(- Rey dies; )
(- Kylo comes back from the abyss and brings her back; )
- Kylo dies, Rey lives.


@GeneralFriendliness
Wedge's cameo was hidden among the clips dumped on the 4chan thang some (dozens of) pages ago, on the 30'' mark.

EDIT: too late, I fell behind ten pages and didn't see it was already posted :oops:
But thanks for having kept the thread alive with the leaks and the GE shenanigans, General, 'before it was cool'. :)

 
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