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You want to see the Mouse shit all over Revan too? How sadistic are you?
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They're going to ruin Revan in woke wars, so no. Besides Pablo Hildago wants Revean to be a women, possibly lesbian as well.
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I'm not sure what other damage they could do. Crystal Skull was already trash.
I guess they could wheel the geriatric Indy for one last rodeo or something by dumping truckloads of cash in Ford's mansion.
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A lot of things would have to be changed though so as to not offend modern audiences. Chewbacca's death would still probably be replaced with Han's death since there's no way Ford would want to come back for 2 more movies (unless its a cameo or voice role through a CGI meat puppet). The Vong might be accused of being islamophobic, so Disney would have to replace their belief system with an ambiguous "Vong code/law" or some shit like that. But even then, it would be more promising than the Disney Trilogy since at least it would serve as a blueprint for the trilogy instead of this aimless mess we got with no plans beyond "let's just do the OT over again! But let's also have the directors do whatever the fuck they want even if it doesn't make sense!" The idiots at Disney-Lucasfilm treated these films as a generic action flick with no in-depth worldbuilding of any kind beyond OT references, made all the more worse by a hack writing team with no plan whose only focus was fart-huffing and shitty woke pandering. But at least with a blueprint you have something to go on and there would be a guarantee of some stability and coherence in the narrative even if it was loaded with woke garbage or Holdo-esque characters.
Kennedy's admission here is made all the more ridiculous by the fact that this movie and trilogy just stole ideas from Jedi Prince, Jedi Academy and Dark Empire but without the plot or any coherence, just randomly grabbing the worst ideas from those three stories in their most basic forms and just slapping them onto the incoherent mess that was this trilogy without putting any thought into how they add up or how they don't work outside of their element. And all this is coming from someone like me who wasn't even fond of the Vong saga, but even I know it would've made for a better trilogy than this crap pile. Or hell, just do George and Arndt's initial idea for the new trilogy instead of the unholy rewrite by JJ and Kasdan. Or better yet, just don't do a sequel trilogy. We didn't need one. Just fucking make TV shows like Star Wars Underworld or Genndy cartoons that either do their own original thing or adapt the good from the old stories. Mandalorian proved that was all you ever really needed to do, you fucking hacks.
Or better yet, make a park that's actually based on something from Star Wars. That alone would've netted you billions guaranteed. Instead you get all artsy fartsy and make an over-glorified shopping mall based around some dangerhair's menstrual period story.
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I know it's my
talking, but a Vong saga would have so many space battles that could be shown on screen that it makes my inner mil-sci soul scream.They can choose any of the major fleet battles:
Sernpidal (crashing a moon into a planet is gonna make for some fucking epic spectacle)
Ebaq-9
Bastion
(Fall of) Coruscant
Coruscant 2: Revenge of the GA
and probably a few dozens more I forgot.
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It would have been successful even if done in a lazy, half-assed manner. If they actually put effort into doing such a thing it could have been fucking awesome, the general public would have loved it, the fans would have become even more insufferable cultists, and they would have made record breaking amounts of money.
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So the real Star Wars is the friends we made along the way?
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Even though there’s a July 2021 release date for Indy 5, is it really going to happen though? I mean, I’ve not since Disney make any effort to mine Indy for their theme parks, merchandising, television projects, nor consumer products. Which enforces two possibilities.
- Disney legit bought Lucasfilm only for Star Wars, and basically just ignore all their other IPs that weren’t Star Wars.
- Just like a royalty rumor with Lucas, there could be royalty and rights issues with Paramount because unlike Star Wars and Fox, Paramount actually financed and produced the first four with Lucasfilm, hence they own the rights to them. However, maybe Disney can’t do shit because of the Paramount situation.
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This time it's the atom bomb again, but the fridge is a coffin.
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The Disney Star Wars films have honestly been a mixed bag for me.
I’m going to see The Rise of Skywalker on Sunday, but this thread has given me second thoughts.
TFA: I waited until it came out on DVD to see it. When I did eventually get to see it, I thought it was just okay. The effects were pretty good, Adam Driver was awesome, and I liked Finn’s storyline, but that’s about it.
Rogue One: This was the first time that I had ever fallen asleep in a movie theater during a film. It was really that bad. The comedy relief with Alan Tudyk’s droid was rather annoying from what I saw of it. What bothered me the most was the shameless exploitation of Peter Cushing’s likeness. Why not just put an actor in heavy makeup (like they did with his brief cameo at the end of Revenge of the Sith) instead of resurrecting a long-dead actor with creepy CGI effects?
TLJ: When I saw this in theaters, I thought it was awesome, but, looking back at it, it definitely isn’t perfect. Some of the individual set pieces still hold up for me, like the opening battle, Snoke’s throne room, and the battle on the ice planet, but the rest is just a confusing mess.
This is where the SJW influence really started to become obvious to me, with all the “lol diverse” characters suddenly appearing out of nowhere, like the Asian lady and that annoying bitch with the purple hair. Another sign was the way they ruined Luke’s character. By turning him into an asshole that almost tried to kill his nephew (BECAU, it makes Rey seem more like a saint in comparison. Because women are strong, or something.
Killing off Snoke was another pretty bad move. Why kill him off before we get to know more about him? Even my father, who’s also a big Star Wars fan and has been more forgiving towards this trilogy than I have, thought this was a pretty dumb scene.
Solo: This is probably my favorite of the Disney Star Wars films. I won’t deny that it isn’t perfect (for one thing, the romance that Lando has with his SJW droid was kind of creepy), but it’s got good action scenes, great effects, Woody Harrelson, and some clever plot twists. I’d definitely recommend this one.
Rogue One: This was the first time that I had ever fallen asleep in a movie theater during a film. It was really that bad. The comedy relief with Alan Tudyk’s droid was rather annoying from what I saw of it. What bothered me the most was the shameless exploitation of Peter Cushing’s likeness. Why not just put an actor in heavy makeup (like they did with his brief cameo at the end of Revenge of the Sith) instead of resurrecting a long-dead actor with creepy CGI effects?
TLJ: When I saw this in theaters, I thought it was awesome, but, looking back at it, it definitely isn’t perfect. Some of the individual set pieces still hold up for me, like the opening battle, Snoke’s throne room, and the battle on the ice planet, but the rest is just a confusing mess.
This is where the SJW influence really started to become obvious to me, with all the “lol diverse” characters suddenly appearing out of nowhere, like the Asian lady and that annoying bitch with the purple hair. Another sign was the way they ruined Luke’s character. By turning him into an asshole that almost tried to kill his nephew (BECAU, it makes Rey seem more like a saint in comparison. Because women are strong, or something.
Killing off Snoke was another pretty bad move. Why kill him off before we get to know more about him? Even my father, who’s also a big Star Wars fan and has been more forgiving towards this trilogy than I have, thought this was a pretty dumb scene.
Solo: This is probably my favorite of the Disney Star Wars films. I won’t deny that it isn’t perfect (for one thing, the romance that Lando has with his SJW droid was kind of creepy), but it’s got good action scenes, great effects, Woody Harrelson, and some clever plot twists. I’d definitely recommend this one.
I’m going to see The Rise of Skywalker on Sunday, but this thread has given me second thoughts.
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I'm somewhat relieved they didn't try to continue alot of the legends shit in woke wars, as I wouldn't want to see fart fetish shit, and not hilary clinton interacting with Mara, and Kyle katran being humilated by Strong Independent Wahmen.
But they ended up ripping off alot of characthers from the old eu into Donut Steel woke versions anyway, so fuck it. I guess.
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Oh I’m not saying they couldn’t have done anything else, I’m saying it was obvious from the get-go what they’d already decided to do.
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Exactly. They had everything they needed to cruise smoothly into record profits and chose to crash into a ditch and set the car on fire instead. Alas for what was and what could have been.
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I think that was intention of Abrams in TFA. Finn, I think, was supposed to be a secondary Jedi to Rey's primary. Sort of a reconceptualized Kyle Katarn...
In TROS, it's confirmed he is force sensitive and I thought there were hints in TFA.
Plus, I thought since they seperated Rey From the other leads with Luke. After a significant time jump, Finn would be the character reintroducing us to Luke(since he is acting as an audience surrogate).
I guess it's one of those things RJ didn't like and abandoned. JJ dusted it off and tried to plug, whatever little time left, back in...
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how fleshed out was his idea though?
"female protagonist for next movie" is so vague, it could have been anything from alien's ellen ripley to twilight's bella swan lol
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Oh no. You're in my brain but I just had a thought.
Revan would be gender fluid since you can select male or female.
I'm gonna throw myself in the Sarlacc now.
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Probably another senator who just isn’t allowed to love.
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New Star Wars movie cancelled by Breadtube
