Containment Random Chris Updates

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Spergichu said:
Thirty-seven. Years. Old.
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If you're gonna be pushing 40 and still easily amused by McDonald's happy meal toys, fine that's your right. But it only becomes a problem when you're also a 37 year old balding fatass who dresses like a side show attraction, thinks cartoon characters are entering the real world and have so much internet infamy behind you that there's a forum and wiki devoted to you.


AND you have the audacity to show how easily amused by McDonald's happy meal toys on Twitter like a toddler who has to show everyone every little thing they do because it makes them feel special.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
If you're gonna be pushing 40 and still easily amused by McDonald's happy meal toys, fine that's your right. But it only becomes a problem when you're also a 37 year old balding fatass who dresses like a side show attraction, thinks cartoon characters are entering the real world and have so much internet infamy behind you that there's a forum and wiki devoted to you.


AND you have the audacity to show how easily amused by McDonald's happy meal toys on Twitter like a toddler who has to show everyone every little thing they do because it makes them feel special.
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Some say millenials are into nostalgia and Chris is technically a millenial
 
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Tikbalang said:
Some say millenials are into nostalgia and Chris is technically a millenial
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Because nostalgia for happy days is all we have to keep from the harsh unforgiving truth about how bleak and meaningless our lives on Current year have become. Boomers screwed up the housing, economic and job market, gen xers are just as if not more cynical about how things turned out. And zoomers...ohh zoomers. The generation being raised to think drag is a way of life.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Because nostalgia for happy days is all we have to keep from the harsh unforgiving truth about how bleak and meaningless our lives on Current year have become. Boomers screwed up the housing, economic and job market, gen xers are just as if not more cynical about how things turned out. And zoomers...ohh zoomers. The generation being raised to think drag is a way of life.
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There was a piece published in a magazine I can't recall, that hypothesised that the reason "retro" stuff like vinyl, cassettes, fashion, etc. was seeing a resurgence amongst the younger generations was because they wanted to emulate a time period they (falsely) associated with stability and certainty in the world.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Chris' ability to hold on to ancient trash never ceases to amaze me. Barb taught him well.
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Is that a toy from the nineties or something?

Ironically, he could sell this shit to collectors for a quick buck

Edit: Shit sorry, didn't mean to send two replies
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris really isn't the best judge of facial expressions, nor can he smile properly.
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I get the feeling Chris and Russel Greer would be BFF's. Chris would be all about Greer's ideology a woman not having the legal right to refuse sexual advances on grounds of physical/mental dissabilty of the person approaching them.
 
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Sackity said:
stability and certainty in the world.
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More stability and certainty than we have have in the world today at least.

Mr. Manchester said:
I googled it for shits https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changeables

It's a 30 year old happy meal toy
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From that entry

Intended for use by small children, the Changeables line of toys was surprisingly sturdy as each figure was made from fairly thick plastic and typically contained only three moving parts. This made changing the individual figures from food item to robot/dinosaur and back fairly easy even for those within the intended age range.
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No wonder he loved that thing 30 years ago and no wonder he still loves it today.
 
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WutangLee said:
I honestly want to know how Chris sees himself physically. There has to be some rose tinted goggles if he doesn't see the Looney Tunes Benjamin Franklin abomination he's become.
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Chris has acute facial blindness, or appears to. He might understand what he looks like when he actually sees himself (maybe), but as soon as he looks away he completely forgets. He's admitted in highschool he literally had to stare at himself in a mirror to remember what he looked like. That's why Comic Chris is so thin and (relatively) handsome while IRL he was overweight, he's not inflating his own ego, that's literally what he believes himself to look like from staring at himself in the mirror during his teenage years. His current comic-counterpart "Blue Heart" isn't him stroking his own ego, he really thinks he looks like that. There's just some critical part of his mind that is genuinely not functioning.
Nowadays it may very well have something to do with being completely delusional, but his facial blindness definitely plays a role.
 
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