TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Colossalrage]

That's actually true. In 2007 he wrote that an eight-year old called him a "big dumb meanie with a big dumb nose" because of his opinion on Harry Potter.

Well it's no surprise that an 8yr old had better insults than Spoony does today.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

OK, so we can all agree that Spoony did the livestream to basically panhandle and get those sweet pity donations.

Nothing like a house foreclosure + bread winning GF walking out combination to motivate you to at least try something as opposed to nothing.

I wonder if this will also motivate him to put the site and forums back up. Get those sweet sweet clicks and that ad revenue again.

 

[RJ MacReady]

OK, so we can all agree that Spoony did the livestream to basically panhandle and get those sweet pity donations.

Nothing like a house foreclosure + bread winning GF walking out combination to motivate you to at least try something as opposed to nothing.

I wonder if this will also motivate him to put the site and forums back up. Get those sweet sweet clicks and that ad revenue again.

Don't think so. Based on his stream commentary he's mentally severing himself from anything to do with his videos because it makes him uncomfortable (so exactly what everyone speculated for years) and that includes the site.

Odds are he'd rather have the hosting bill in his pocket for junk food anyway.

 

[PetrifiedTom]

It's kinda interesting that he decided to turn comments and like/dislike ratio on. Unlike the times when he was with April and in a better mood. Some kind of self-flagellation?

I'm going through the worst time in my life at the moment, so I doubt I'll be very chatty. I apologize for the state I'm in, but I have to do something for the sake of my own sanity.

And the only reasonable decision was to turn on PC and play some game. Good choice. I mean I also play games just to cut-off things which bothers me IRL but thing is it seems this guy didn't showered for days. There are some priorities sir you should learn from kindergarten or at least from primary school.

 

[Dave.]

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What a bratty little asshole.
Also doesn't that mean you think making regular videos is equivalent to turning tricks at the pier? Uh okay.
Also don't you dare call a woman "broad", calling women "whore" is fine though.

Even his speaking skills have decayed over time. The muscle memory in which to actually annunciate and pronounce words is starting to diminish. Jesus fucking christ.

 

[Captain Howdy]

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Holy shit this is the first you see of Noah in that stream.
He looks like a henchman in a Russian knock-off version of Highlander.
He looks like if Grima Wormtongue was just left atop Sarumon's tower to rot.
He.... looks like an incel whom April would not have sex with.

Anyone else feel like asking him on his next Live Wire when he's going to GDQ? Looks like he'd fit in perfectly there.

 

[RJ MacReady]

It's kinda interesting that he decided to turn comments and like/dislike ratio on. Unlike the times when he was with April and in a better mood. Some kind of self-flagellation?

He forgot because he's lazy. It's happened a few times and he disables them sooner or later. On a recent stream VOD the comments were enabled for like a week before he turned them off.

Odd that this wasn't the case until somewhat recently though.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Never before has this been more apropos. The day he's evicted, this should go at the top of the OP.

I also found this very apropos.

 

[Exterminatus]

Well in the story of Job he basically loses everything including his family, so if his parents and brother suddenly explode into flames or die in some tragic way I think we can confirm Jim's hypothesis. The big difference is though that Job, after suffering unimaginable tragedy, still never loses his faith in God and thus God wins the bet over Satan since Satan was not able to break his spirit and love for the Lord. With Spoony though we already know he's a fedora lord atheist so he doesn't have a belief in any sort of deity to fall back on if he achieves suffering like that that Job endured, plus we know how miserable and lazy Spoony is whereas Job was a relatively successful man before God and Satan made that bet.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Allso...if you are a gamer comedian, Just dont do politics....it NEVER works and far funnier guys than spoony has tried. Politic humour can be funny as fuck but it is HARD, it takes a special glimpse in the eye and a very special charisma to get away with wiuthout extreme cringe occuring and spoony just is no way near that level.

But I hear ORANGE MAN BAD is the only punchline you need for political comedy these days so Spoony will be okay.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I want to believe he's just joking...but this is Noah, so who knows.

I doubt he goes outside, much less interacts with anyone.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Never before has this been more apropos. The day he's evicted, this should go at the top of the OP.
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I also found this very apropos.
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It should say "The experiment failed." IMHO.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Every time I see Spoony cry and bleat about his life, the larger my urge to see him kill himself rises.

 

[I Love Beef]

Unfortunately for pretty much everyone, that's only a single chapter of Rachel the Autistic Warthog's Spoony Love Quest.™ Our story begins in July 2011 when Rachel Baker, a warthog with confirmed autism (archive), met her idol Spoony at ConBravo. This brief meeting with her beloved had a deep impact on her psyche, which she addressed in an open letter to Spoony roughly a year later (archive):

She ended her letter with a pledge of undying loyalty that would seem cheesy if not for the fact that she's still making good on that promise almost eight years later:


The same day that she posted her open letter, Rachel also posted a Spoony-inspired "poem" that she originally wrote in 2011 (archive). It's illuminating, to say the least:

You might think that sounds more like creepy maternal affection rather than romantic love, and you'd be right, but there's another piece to this autistic puzzle. Consider this opening paragraph from Rachel's godawful fanfiction (archive), as spoken by her self-insert OC donut steel character Danielle Halliwell-Gold:

Reading between the lines, it sounds like Rachel believes that her true and honest love will melt Spoony's cold heart if she just keeps trying. She wants to nurse him back to health in hopes that he'll eventually come to appreciate her inner beauty or some equally autistic shit like that.

In case her warthog mating dance was too subtle, Rachel was also kind enough to squeal out a more direct mating call. She says she started watching wrestling in 2011 to "impress a guy [she] had a huge crush on at the time." (archive)
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We also know that she first met Spoony in 2011 and she credits him with getting her into wrestling (archive). Coincidence? I think not.
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In short, Rachel Baker is a literal autist who's been pining for Spoony since at least 2011. She wasn't just dragged into his orbit by recent events, she's waited years for this chance to nurse her poor wounded senpai back to health so that he'll finally notice her. She pledged her unwavering fealty to him almost eight years ago and she clearly wasn't kidding.

If Spoony isn't too proud to accept her help then he'll almost certainly take advantage of her emotionally and financially. She'll almost certainly tolerate it, too, because she's an unholy chimera of abuse victim risk factors. She's an autistic, depressed, insecure, unattractive hamplanet fangirl with nearly a decade of unrequited love for her senpai. For fuck's sake, she even has daddy issues (archive). If Spoony said he was going to fuck her mother she'd probably offer him a ride and then take him out for dinner afterwards. Hopefully she's more self-aware than I'm giving her credit for, because otherwise she's basically a human juice box for a narcissist like Noah.

And that's all I've got for Rachel's Love Quest so far. Here's some bonus content that I didn't manage to fit in elsewhere:

Spoiler: Deleted Scenes

1. Rachel saying "good reddens" to her BITCH ex-roommate for committing the unforgivable act of threatening to troll Spoony (archive).
2. Rachel stanning the fuck out of Spoony's Pacific Rim vlog (archive), which apparently got panned so hard that Spoony changed the title of the video to just "Couch" instead (archive).
3. In an ironic twist of fate, one of the few people who's still willing to tolerate Spoony's fedora-tipping antics is a practicing Catholic (archive).
4. She's so profoundly autistic that she was legitimately spooked by the cheesy "Squidward's Suicide" creepypasta when she was 32 years old (Archive).
5. She's apparently friends with former Channel Awesome producer Mike Dodd
   (archive). While she tends to throw the word "friend" around a lot, she and Dodd are both from Ontario so it's possible they actually are/were real friends.
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Spoiler: Rachel Brown: The Troony One?

The whole reason I started digging into Rachel's online history was to confirm my suspicion that she's a troon, but the evidence I found was mixed at best. She definitely looks like a troon to me, but I didn't see her engaging in any of the standard troon behaviors.

• She's clearly attracted to men, calls herself straight, and has had a boyfriend in the past. None of that "transbian" shit here.
• She identifies as an LBGT ally and nothing more, whereas most troons screech about being trans constantly.
• To my knowledge neither she nor her friends have ever indicated that she's ever been anything but female. No talk about transition, no pronoun snafus, no pointed avoidance of mentioning her gender during childhood, nothing. Everybody acts like she's always been female.
• She takes Ortho Tri-Cyclen birth control (archive). That's normal for women, but from what I understand it'd be a suboptimal choice for trooning out. Apparently it can be used that way, but it's like the troon equivalent of an alcoholic chugging mouthwash.
• You can spot a discarded package of maxi pads at the bottom of this picture (archive). Hardly conclusive since a lot of troons use these for their leaking surgical wounds, but also something that lots of regular women use.

In short, even though she's about as pretty as Chris-Chan I think it's vaguely possible that she's a cisgendered woman with really unfortunate genetics. If she is a troon then she's at least trying to hide it and pass as a woman, which is why I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt and referring to her as such.

I don't feel sympathy for her at all. WHERE'S THE BEEF

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Spoony is the living mouse utopia experiment, he has all of his needs paid for by pay piggie money so he doesn't have to do anything. Spoony's case shows when all evolutionary pressures are removed degeneracy will take over productiveness.

Without Darwinian selection humanity will produce individuals unfit for producing anything useful and eventually will completely lose its ability to produce fit individuals altogether. This unfitness will plunge humanity into chaos, making it lose its ability to infinitely give resources to parasites and to bring back natural selection.

The true question here is that will Spoony transition before he kills himself?

 

[RJ MacReady]

The true question here is that will Spoony transition before he kills himself?

Well he's already got nasty troon hair, paypigs and a history of being abusive to women, so it wouldn't be much of a change for him.

 

[WutangLee]

Spoony is the living mouse utopia experiment, he has all of his needs paid for by pay piggie money so he doesn't have to do anything. Spoony's case shows when all evolutionary pressures are removed degeneracy will take over productiveness.

Without Darwinian selection humanity will produce individuals unfit for producing anything useful and eventually will completely lose its ability to produce fit individuals altogether. This unfitness will plunge humanity into chaos, making it lose its ability to infinitely give resources to parasites and to bring back natural selection.

The true question here is that will Spoony transition before he kills himself?

He needs to weasel out of beta male feminist misandrist first.

 

[Stasi]

Spoony no...

 

[RJ MacReady]

Oreo is still with Noah, if anyone needed confirmation. He also reveals he spends all of his time in his basement.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Oreo is still with Noah, if anyone needed confirmation. He also reveals he spends all of his time in his basement.

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Did Hope chain Spoony to the radiator and rape him?