Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

I hope Boyega keeps pissing people off like this. Maybe it'll make FinnPoe shippers give up their stupid ship. They've recently started plaguing up anti-Disney communities apparently.


Anyway, here's the nu-AT-ST replacement for Plan 9.
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Its just a fucked up AT-ST Frankenstein with AT-AT feet, the tripod support of an AT-AP, a third leg/penis/arm thing that has the claw of an MT-AT at the end, and a "head" that looks like a knockoff of an AT-AR but that's too flat to support a comfortable cockpit which is made all the more uncomfortable by this thing being even smaller than an AT-ST. Which begs the question of how the pilots can even fit into this thing. Its like Kylo Ren's stupid ship at Galaxy's Edge. Do they have to lie down to fit in here? The name of this thing is a UA-Titty UA-TT.

Also according to the IX visual dictionary L337's ideals live on in a new droid and I just found out that in 2018 the shitty SW twitter account confirmed that L337 is indeed "alive" as the Falcon's mind. There's more horror relating to this but I'll talk about it later...
 
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Miller said:
He wanted to have a character that looked like he/she wasn't from that universe.
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That could have been fun if done right. Hell, use it to poke some fun at Star Trek!
Kelly could have been in full body catsuit and incapacitated Finn with a fob like device that fires a stun beam. The rest of the movie she spouts techno-babble with a few inspirational quotes chucked in. Add a scene where she re-adjustes her suit after getting up from her seat for maximum nerd points.

That or go full on Flash Gordon or Buck Rodger's with the concept. Let's hope 2020 is a better year for Star Wars.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
Say what you will about Jar Jar Binks ... But this Robot Chicken moment made that character (and possibly the entire Prequel Trilogy) worth it to me:


"ANI BO BANI, WHATSA HAPPEN TO YOU?" will always kill me. Amazing. I read somewhere a while back that Ahmed Best, while working on this, asked Seth Green if he could be as obnoxious as possible for this sketch. Bless him. He's been able to laugh about Jar Jar for well over a decade now.

And, yeah, Hayden Christensen has aged amazingly well and has been continuously graceful towards the fans even though he got so much shit for the Prequels. He really tried to deliver a great performance as Anakin; in Revenge of the Sith, it was so easy to tell that he repeatedly watched the Original Trilogy to study David Prowse's body movements. It's such a shame that Lucas can't write good dialogue or properly direct his actors.
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That video right there explains why he turned evil.

Could you imagine that goofy fuck screeching at you when you're trying to sleep for fucking YEARS?

You'd ice Alderaan without a second thought.
 
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Things I've noticed about Holdo:

1. The fucking worship by the story group of Leia is real. Everything about Holdo reeks of fangirlism. More on this shortly.

2. Those of you who are keeping score at home with your Mary Sue scorecards, break them out: her pistol is more than just a blatant ripoff of Leia's sporting blaster from ANH. She uses - get this - an improved version of the exact same pistol. DDC standing for Drearian Defense Conglomerate. The thing is, the DDC Defender was a shitty underpowered civilian beam gun which Leia used because it was a weapon she could get away with carrying as a member of the senate. Holdo's version, naturally, has just as much punch as a regular blaster, despite the fact that by all accounts it shouldn't at that size. Add a point.

3. Add another point, because she's a friend of Leia's who's never established at any point in the lore but we're expected to know and be respectful of. Unless otherwise stopped they're going to shove this bitch into the next special edition release of the OT. Mark my words.

4. In fact, that one's two points because Alderaan is in a completely different area of the galaxy and a lot of Leia's history was well-established before Disney fucked it all up. So she couldn't have been friends with Holdo by the very fucking examples they list given her own history.

5. Add yet another point because she's basically a self-insert for one of the story group writers, Claudia Gray. That's not covered in the page but fuck it, I'm still eggnogged.

Meanwhile, lower in the dictionary:

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....I have no words. Nothing I can say or do can make this any funnier than it already is.
It's a single letter edit though.
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What in the name of Riritard Williams is this?
Also related, a STOLEN helmet.
 
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The TLJ dictionary and two other guides say she kills creatures called Chromo Mites for her hair dye and in a comic I posted in this thread she killed a reptile/carnivorous-plant hybrid (I don't give enough of a shit to remember some Disney plant's name) and used its blood. In the comic its revealed that she becomes hostile and irrationally angry if she doesn't get her hair dyed a different color at least once a day and will do anything to make sure it gets dyed. Also she's really fucking useless and does literally nothing except bitch about the Empire/FO and hang out with Leia or talk about Leia. The comic then tries to force the reader to accept that she's useful when a bunch of troopers invade the ship and she's somehow able to whack them single-handedly, then her crew (who previously hated her) now love her unconditionally.
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And this is the character Disney wants to force us to accept as Leia's best friend and potential crush (at least on Holdo's part for now)...
 
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Also anyone else find it strange how the mere idea of a black character having relations with a white girl is sending so many white disney fans into an absolute unhinged fury?
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Gee I sure do wonder what could be going on here....
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I brought this up to a friend on how weird and sexless ep 7 felt, and that for all of Disney's crowing of how progressive they were, the made sure to shut down any possibility of a black man kissing a white girl faster than locking up Song of the South deep in the Disney Vault.
 
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The TLJ dictionary and two other guides say she kills creatures called Chromo Mites for her hair dye and in a comic I posted in this thread she killed a reptile/carnivorous-plant hybrid (I don't give enough of a shit to remember some Disney plant's name) and used its blood. In the comic its revealed that she becomes hostile and irrationally angry if she doesn't get her hair dyed a different color at least once a day and will do anything to make sure it gets dyed. Also she's really fucking useless and does literally nothing except bitch about the Empire/FO and hang out with Leia or talk about Leia. The comic then tries to force the reader to accept that she's useful when a bunch of troopers invade the ship and she's somehow able to whack them single-handedly, then her crew (who previously hated her) now love her unconditionally.
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Holdo reminds me of the most obnoxious vegan, those who consumed alot of animal products and are fine with animals being exploited for makeup and hair dye. Destroying plant life and ecosystems for thier selfies, get a non vegan animal like a cat forcing it to go vegan, yet act superior because they don't eat meat and dairy.

She's basically an annoying sterotypical vegan valley girl that we are suspposed to like.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
I hope Boyega keeps pissing people off like this. Maybe it'll make FinnPoe shippers give up their stupid ship. They've recently started plaguing up anti-Disney communities apparently.
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I hope he keeps talking shit. The anti Reylo SJWs think he's on their side right now because of his (accurate) tweets about Reylo and the crazy shippers, but they don't know he's talked negatively about all the other ST ships. He said both FinnPoe and FinnRey aren't going to happen, he isn't on any ST shipper's side.

Also yeah, they've only seen Disney's corporate greed because "they didn't make Finn and Poe a couple because muh money!" Even though that applies to way more when it comes to Disney's handling of Star Wars, though their attempts to squeeze every last cent out of the property have been pretty poor.
 
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The TLJ dictionary and two other guides say she kills creatures called Chromo Mites for her hair dye and in a comic I posted in this thread she killed a reptile/carnivorous-plant hybrid (I don't give enough of a shit to remember some Disney plant's name) and used its blood. In the comic its revealed that she becomes hostile and irrationally angry if she doesn't get her hair dyed a different color at least once a day and will do anything to make sure it gets dyed. Also she's really fucking useless and does literally nothing except bitch about the Empire/FO and hang out with Leia or talk about Leia. The comic then tries to force the reader to accept that she's useful when a bunch of troopers invade the ship and she's somehow able to whack them single-handedly, then her crew (who previously hated her) now love her unconditionally.
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This is something a villain in a preachy 90's pro-environmental cartoon would do.
 
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