Containment What If?

What if the Idea Guys never became friends with Chris and thus, never managed to fuck with him?

What if there was a Content Cop on Chris?
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Trolls would still try to mess it up.
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Yeah, some w-e-a-n would call up his would-be employer and show him all the porn and other crap that he's been into. In a sense, the trolls have ruined his life, in that getting a decent job - even if he truly wanted to - is practically impossible for him. That being said, he brought most of this on himself. But you'll still get the occasional Clyde Cash wannabe making his life miserable.
 
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Based_Papa_John said:
Yeah, some w-e-a-n would call up his would-be employer and show him all the porn and other crap that he's been into.
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It doesn't help that Chris is so gullible and dumb that almost everything he does always ends up online. If he got a job, it would almost certainly be doxed so any troll could find it.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
It doesn't help that Chris is so gullible and dumb that almost everything he does always ends up online. If he got a job, it would almost certainly be doxed so any troll could find it.
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That's a more fundamental issue with Chris getting a job than his history. He has no chance at getting one in his current state, but if he were to join a group home or similar organization that provides services for mentally disabled adults he could very easily land a job they set up for him. The people who hire through those are fully aware that they're hiring literal retards and any cocks they get sent would be sent straight to the trash. Their bigger problem would be continual harassment from weens and that would ultimately be the biggest barrier to employment. His autism is nuclear and anything he gets near ends up irradiated.
 
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Monolith said:
I didn't mean Chris messages him, I mean Chris finds out about Gray torturing NPCs in basically every game he plays.
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The Spiffing Brit usually does a better job of abusing and torturing game mechanics to allow you to completely brutalize and humiliate various NPCs in various games. The Prison On Fire Battle Royale in Prison Architect and the organ harvesting factory in..i forget the name but it's some kind of planet terraforming and colonizing game both had me just fucking howling in my chair. Chris would have been either scarred for life, or a better human being after seeing this shit in action.
 
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What if Chris had his kidney stolen?
 
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