That's the best case scenario. If @mooooo returns, and somehow escapes his pen and shits up other threads again, I have half a mind to doxx him (and, yes, I have teh doxx). Then it can be "thousands of people, including potential employers, laughed at my dick and hilarious escort adventures."
So, Adam darling, you can do what you like on this thread. And I'm happy to engage with you here -- your presence fills me with morbid fascination. But if you break the rules and deface our lovely Kiwi plantation (under the @mooooo account or any other), Uncle Saul will spank you.
But if you do that, you won't be able to maintain the delusion that you're the nice guys and we're the evil monsters. I'm not sure if all the mental distortion in the world could shield you from the reality that you essentially just bullied someone in a real way due to an online gripe. And if you're so much worse than any lolcow, how can you justify this pantomine where you all melodramatically act shocked and horrified at them?