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Blue_Snow said:
you forgot about everyone getting their own taint vagina
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Can you imagine them staying up late to braid Chris skullet and tell stories?!

Party goer: "Now you tell one Christine".

Chris: I'll tell you the little ditty about my origin story as a CPU Goddess! My conception was not a normal one! Apparently, my mudder was so arousing that she even gave ghosts boners. That faithful night, when my mudder and father were in the middle of coitus (that's a British word), the Ghost of the famed psychic to the stars Nostrildamus appeared. Overwhelmed by mudder's enticing odor, he possesed my father, amongwhich. Unbeknownst to my mudder and father, Nostrildamus' ectoplasmic, radioactive semen combined with my father's navy giving me an extra pair of supernatural chromosomes. These chromosomes, gave me, Christine Weston Chandler, powers to control reality and see into the future as well as several other abilities, amongwhich. Nostrildamus visits from time to time, and he even attended my wedding along with my beaver father."
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Can you imagine them staying up late to braid Chris skullet and tell stories?!

Party goer: "Now you tell one Christine".

Chris: I'll tell you the little ditty about my origin story as a CPU Goddess! My conception was not a normal one! Apparently, my mudder was so arousing that she even gave ghosts boners. That faithful night, when my mudder and father were in the middle of coitus (that's a British word), the Ghost of the famed psychic to the stars Nostrildamus appeared. Overwhelmed by mudder's enticing odor, he possesed my father, amongwhich. Unbeknownst to my mudder and father, Nostrildamus' ectoplasmic, radioactive semen combined with my father's navy giving me an extra pair of supernatural chromosomes. These chromosomes, gave me, Christine Weston Chandler, powers to control reality and see into the future as well as several other abilities, amongwhich. Nostrildamus visits from time to time, and he even attended my wedding along with my beaver father."
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they all will believe it. Chris keeps getting closer to being a cult leader.

Mariposa Electrique said:
Can you imagine them staying up late to braid Chris skullet and tell stories?!

Party goer: "Now you tell one Christine".

Chris: I'll tell you the little ditty about my origin story as a CPU Goddess! My conception was not a normal one! Apparently, my mudder was so arousing that she even gave ghosts boners. That faithful night, when my mudder and father were in the middle of coitus (that's a British word), the Ghost of the famed psychic to the stars Nostrildamus appeared. Overwhelmed by mudder's enticing odor, he possesed my father, amongwhich. Unbeknownst to my mudder and father, Nostrildamus' ectoplasmic, radioactive semen combined with my father's navy giving me an extra pair of supernatural chromosomes. These chromosomes, gave me, Christine Weston Chandler, powers to control reality and see into the future as well as several other abilities, amongwhich. Nostrildamus visits from time to time, and he even attended my wedding along with my beaver father."
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think of jonestown, but it's cwcville.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Chris: who wants fanta? Yes yes my desciples drink drink and we shall be with the ocs and CPUs soon
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Lard ass: Christine what's in the fanta?

And it's something far worse than what Chris used to mix with fanta ☣☣☣
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"Don't drink the Kool-aid, my devotees!"
 
LiveFromNS said:
Seriously though, I mean that Midnight person, she sounds very sincere so I assume she is not some troll but genuinely is friends with him? If so, has Chris' hormones been muted enough not to want the CHINA (now and/or DICK) anymore?
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As has already been said, Chris would dump his imaginary paramours (or at least pretend that they'd declared that they were happy with a Platonic relationship) like a shot if a real woman came on to him. Ideally a young Britney Spears lookalike, but hell, slap a wig on a Speak Your Weight machine and he'll probably be happy (apart from the fact that it won't cook him chips). I personally reckon that Chris still has a libido in some sort of functioning order, but the cruel irony of Fate is that his half-hearted transitioning charade still means that he's ingested enough HRT to ensure that the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.
 
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Marry, fuck or kill excepting Chris, right? Welp, sometimes the ugly girls are the most sexually adventerous simply because they have the least chances. I'd roll up my sleeves and give all three of them the D, as long as they were reasonably hygenic.

Any old blood or tuna in the air come disrobing time demotes them to the 'kill' category, sorry to say.

It would be the funniest if Chris could witness his fellow CPU/Brony enablers getting a right dicking, but I honestly don't think I could perform if I knew he was watching. I wouldn't be able to get the thought out of my head that he isn't imagining being ME while watching, he's imagining being HER. Instant boner-death.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Marry, fuck or kill excepting Chris, right? Welp, sometimes the ugly girls are the most sexually adventerous simply because they have the least chances. I'd roll up my sleeves and give all three of them the D, as long as they were reasonably hygenic.

Any old blood or tuna in the air come disrobing time demotes them to the 'kill' category, sorry to say.

It would be the funniest if Chris could witness his fellow CPU/Brony enablers getting a right dicking, but I honestly don't think I could perform if I knew he was watching. I wouldn't be able to get the thought out of my head that he isn't imagining being ME while watching, he's imagining being HER. Instant boner-death.
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You're thinking about this in way too much depth, fam, and I'm eating breakfast. :cryblood:
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
All right Kiwis.

Marry, Fuck, or Kill?

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(Chris doesn't count cause he's married already :tomgirl: )
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Exterminatus. Just to be safe.
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The Un-Clit said:
Marry, fuck or kill excepting Chris, right? Welp, sometimes the ugly girls are the most sexually adventerous simply because they have the least chances. I'd roll up my sleeves and give all three of them the D, as long as they were reasonably hygenic.

Any old blood or tuna in the air come disrobing time demotes them to the 'kill' category, sorry to say.

It would be the funniest if Chris could witness his fellow CPU/Brony enablers getting a right dicking, but I honestly don't think I could perform if I knew he was watching. I wouldn't be able to get the thought out of my head that he isn't imagining being ME while watching, he's imagining being HER. Instant boner-death.
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I think its been put forward as a theory that most of these are likely troons.

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This one actually looks female... She also looks like she might be (((something else))) too...
 
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