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"Physical strength is obsolete, we need the superior future so I can upload my consciousness into my damn robot body! Also I'm as fit as an amateur body builder, am in great health, and am a master wilderness survivalist."(Archive)
Robert consistently baffles me with his complete and utter lack of self-awareness. How is Robert this delusional about his physical state? Does he honestly think that anyone actually believes him when he claims that he's a master survivalist? Or bench 300lbs? Or that he'll live for another 60 years? Why is Robert even trying to betray himself as being physically fit when it's an observable fact he's a hamplanet who ate himself into diabeetus. Also, his claims about being physically fit become even more redundant when you remember that Robert doesn't believe that physical strength doesn't have any value.
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“The best day that will ever happen to humanity will be the moment when physical strength become meaningless, and intellectual worth...”
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Didn't like half of Plymouth colony die during the first winter? Because Bobby claiming this shit reminds me of how early survival even in the "tame woods" of MA would fucking kill him.
Bob has done at least one Livestream. He did an hour or two on The Escapist's twitch channel show casing the newest Smash Bros. I tried looking for the VOD months ago and it looks like it got nuked. I only watched part of it but from what I remember it was a little awkward. The host was playing the game and Bob was looking on from, what I assume was, a too close iPad. Bob asks questions and sometimes says "oh that's cool". It was more boring than anything but I gotta wonder why I can't find it anymore.
Holy shit I'm an exceptional individual. I don't know what search terms I was using before but the vod was right there on The Escapist's twitch channel.
This happened January of last year. Skimming through it it's not nearly as bad as I remember. Bob is actually engaging and is part of the conversation. He nerdgasms about Star Wars at the 45 minute mark because the host says Sakurai is like Luke Skywalker at the end of TOJ, saying that after everything Sakuari has done he can now look out at the setting sun knowing his work is done. I'll say it: Bob is downright pleasant. It's such a shock seeing and listening to him in this after watching his own vids and twitter feed. I do not know why he can seem like a sane nerd on a one hour twitch stream and every where else be the bag of flabby, stupid hatred that we all know and love. Is it because he's on the clock? Is it because Nintendo's being played in front of him? These are the mysteries.
It's frightening that they have a lot in common.
A livestream on the newest Smash Bros where Bob watches someone else play. Smash Bros. A game that's all about multiplayer. Has anyone else on the planet livestreamed Smash Bros where one person just watched another person play?
Ramborobert is clearly unaware that building guns that fire full auto is often easier than building guns that fire semiauto. It was fairly common during the days when banning full auto firearms was just becoming a widespread thing for gun manufacturers to make semi auto submachine guns that could be quickly and easily converted back to full auto by removing or filing down a couple of parts that prevented them from cycling to the next bullet naturally. Nowadays the semiauto versions of full auto guns have to be made significantly more complex to prevent gun owners from doing this. Full auto, open bolt submachine guns aren't quite as easy to build as a slam shotgun, but they're definitely some of the simpler guns to build.
I have a hard time believing this motherfucker has been to a public park, let alone the woods. Maybe he should pull his commentary back a little bit,
Or the next season of Alone.
