Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CharlesBarkley]

"I care about vulnerable people." Says fat man who makes a living reviewing superhero movies and ranting about wanting to genocide poor rural over and over.

"I care about women's rights and abortion." Says fat man who only has sex by blowing cash on escorts who dress up like princess peach.

"I care about people adding value to society." Says fatman who thinks his gay YouTube rants are of value to the world.

 

[Neko GF]

Cow Crossover: Robert has a conversation with failed YouTube skeptic Dusty Smith about how fellow former skeptic Shoe0head not being a true leftist™:

Spoiler: 3-Way

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I mean... I dunno about "the world" in this context? But the sellouts part yeah, absolutely. That looks to be a fair appraisal. https://t.co/2rLVQbp9ox”

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[The Littlest Shitlord]

That argument doesn't even make any sense. It's not impossible to have that skill set and know more about films. Ideally this hypothetical person be able to do all of that better too. No one ever forced him to make a choice between more in-depth film knowledge and practical video editing skills. You can have both, Bob.

You can have both, yes, but what you can't have is Bob's crippling Twitter addiction. If he spent even half the time he spends on Twitter watching movies and learning about movies, his videos would improve. If he spent some of that Twitter time learning how to use a greenscreen properly, his videos would improve. If he spent some of that Twitter time editing his scripts properly so he doesn't have to speed himself up to cram more blather in less time, his videos would improve. And so on. This isn't the heady days of little competition, advertisers who don't ask questions, and generally easy wealth any more; if Bob wants more, he'll have to work more. It would also help to have an IQ of less than at least one standard deviation (15 points) below average, too, but that ship has long since sailed. Bob has to work with what he's got.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Dat list:

1. That upcoming "New Mutants" movie will be canon to the MCU somehow. - Wait a minute there nostradamus--Somehow??? This really isn't a prediction on how they will join the MCU
2. The first team will be (mostly) the classic lineup. - That's not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
3. No Wolverine in the first movie. - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
4. Mutants will not "need" a complicated MCU explanation. - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
5. Solo mutants will appear before the first X-men movie. - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
6. Storm appears in "Black Panther" series. - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
7. Mystique and/or Rogue appear as villains in "Captain Marvel" sequel - While it would be cool if Rogue stole Ms. Marvel's powers it likely isn't going to happen and there's no reason to have those two in a Ms. Marvel movie otherwise and wait for it: Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
8. Professor X casting will become controversial. (People will be buttmad if they cast someone who isn't actually handicapped because...?) - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
9. Deadpool vs Marvel Zombies - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU
10. Hugh Jackman will return. (Not long term, but referenced somewhere.) - Not a prediction on how they will join the MCU

Blob does it again

To be fair the actual title of the video is 10 predictions about the X-men in the MCU, not how they join the MCU

 

[Rei is shit]

WASTELAND GHOULS ARE DRUG ADDICTS


For fun lets see how Iowa stacks up to the superior future state (that is BLESSED by having Robert for a "citizen")

Spoiler

ITS NOT EVEN 25% THE RATE OF MASSACHUSETTS

He hates the razzies for some reason


Maybe Robert can give up his escapist gig for some POC


In reply to someone calling out his working class reply


SLAY KWEEEEENNNNNN


Robert Chipman doesn't understand simple shit #495

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I never

WASTELAND GHOULS ARE DRUG ADDICTS
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For fun lets see how Iowa stacks up to the superior future state (that is BLESSED by having Robert for a "citizen")

Spoiler

ITS NOT EVEN 25% THE RATE OF MASSACHUSETTS
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He hates the razzies for some reason
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Maybe Robert can give up his escapist gig for some POC
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In reply to someone calling out his working class reply
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SLAY KWEEEEENNNNNN
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Robert Chipman doesn't understand simple shit #495
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Oh wow, such a stunning display of ignorance towards his own home state.

 

[אΩ+1]

Movie Bob could still play moonbase Alpha.

 

[cypocryphy]

I read the post too fast, I fucked up, and I'm eating the ratings, what else can I do. Mea maxima culpa.

Anyway, I don't think Bob making such a grotesque statement is all that far outside the realm of possibility.

It'd be great if it made it to twitter though. Obvious fake or not....Bob does consider Trump supporters to be subhuman and unevolved, so then he would consider those 2 black women to be subhuman and unevolved as well. He wouldn't be able to argue against it.

 

[Mola Ram]

It'd be great if it made it to twitter though. Obvious fake or not....Bob does consider Trump supporters to be subhuman and unevolved, so then he would consider those 2 black women to be subhuman and unevolved as well. He wouldn't be able to argue against it.

True. However, if the rumors of rising black support for Trump are true (35% of black males according to one poll) -- and I stress I myself won't believe it til I see it -- you're going to see a lot of old white robes come out of Democrat closets, rhetorically if not literally, and Bob will be able to get away with quite a lot, if he feels so inclined.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He hates the razzies for some reason
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I mean the Razzies are garbage so I guess this is probably the only take of Bob's I can agree with. Though then again he probably hates them only because a movie he loves is possibly nominated.

 

[Positron]

Robert, "man" who views everyone who disagrees with as being brainless, subhuman vermin, decries the evils of hierarchies in a thinly veiled rant likely aimed at Trump.

Spoiler: Justice

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That's just a variation of Bobby's old refrain: there is no bad power; only bad people in power.

>Cinema Robert: No one person is inherently better than anyone else.
>Also Cinema Robert: Those mayonnaise subhumans stole my Superior Future because they know they're inferior to me!

No. In the above tweets Bobby says he is not sympathetic to the batshit Leftist idea that everybody is literally equal in ability.

In other words: Robert is obsolete

"Obsolete" implies Bobby was once useful. He never was.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Of course.

 

[Mola Ram]

Of course.
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Your community college owes you your gas and toll money back, Bob.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Of course.
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He should be tweeting that at the person who thinks Black Panther is leagues above Joker.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Of course.
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I heard from someone else about a film professor they have using The Last Jedi as an example of what not to do in a movie too, so unless by a massive coincidence this person is talking about the same guy, it seems like this may be a more normal thing than the mass shill media will admit.

Robert is riding Rian Johnson's dick so hard I may have to rethink my position on him not being gay or only being gay for tranny dick.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Nice, Robert successfully chased that guy off twitter once his superior sycophants hounded him.

 

[Bolo]

Another stupid exchange form Robert and one of his trolls. Nothing much to see till you get to the bit that now Robert is also a survivalist:

All he needs is his knife... I mean, fuck, if you can't picture Movie Robert with ragged clothes and a self made bow strapped arond his toso, what's wrong with you?

So? what's on the list?

-Surviving wilderness skills (all he needs is a knife).

-Crack shot with a gun. Second best to Annie Oakley.

-Enciclopedic knowledge about anything and everything. If you ask him about a book or a Movie, chances are that he has seen it and already knows more about the cultural impact of said media than you. (but also disregard when he makes mistakes, it was just using hyperbole).

-Master chef.

-Pick up artist. He doesn't put the ladies self esteem down, but he does have them make his dish on a cookout.

-Brawler. Robert grew up in the mean streets of north massachusetts and he ain't no stranger to punch his way out of a bar fight.

-Rebel. Doesn't deal well with authority. He was a true original in high school.

-Weightlifter. 300 punds brah, no problem.

Anything else I am missing?

 

[Mola Ram]

Another stupid exchange form Robert and one of his trolls. Nothing much to see till you get to the bit that now Robert is also a survivalist:

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All he needs is his knife... I mean, fuck, if you can't picture Movie Robert with ragged clothes and a self made bow strapped arond his toso, what's wrong with you?

So? what's on the list?

-Surviving wilderness skills (all he needs is a knife).

-Crack shot with a gun. Second best to Annie Oakley.

-Enciclopedic knowledge about anything and everything. If you ask him about a book or a Movie, chances are that he has seen it and already knows more about the cultural impact of said media than you. (but also disregard when he makes mistakes, it was just using hyperbole).

-Master chef.

-Pick up artist. He doesn't put the ladies self esteem down, but he does have them make his dish on a cookout.

-Brawler. Robert grew up in the mean streets of north massachusetts and he ain't no stranger to punch his way out of a bar fight.

-Rebel. Doesn't deal well with authority. He was a true original in high school.

-Weightlifter. 300 punds brah, no problem.

Anything else I am missing?

Bob is so transparently full of shit about this that it suggests he's actually completely ignorant of just how dangerous woods and swamps can be (which isn't surprising, given his disdainful ignorance of rural areas in general). I guarantee you could find a wood or marshland that would leave him injured and suffering from exposure (if not kill him stone dead) within 72 hours without leaving New England.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Another stupid exchange form Robert and one of his trolls. Nothing much to see till you get to the bit that now Robert is also a survivalist:

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All he needs is his knife... I mean, fuck, if you can't picture Movie Robert with ragged clothes and a self made bow strapped arond his toso, what's wrong with you?

Bob isn't even good at faking it.
American swamps are some of the most hostile landscapes on earth. Dense foliage, abundantly wet, hidden hazards, venomous snakes, stagnant water, and disease transmitting insects. Not to mention the 12 foot long reptiles.

There is a reason no one lived in the Florida Everglades (technically not a swamp, but shut up) until we had the technology to drain that shit.

I would pay a dollar to see Bob, shitting himself from dysentery and with trench foot, fight a gator with his pocket knife.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Another stupid exchange form Robert and one of his trolls. Nothing much to see till you get to the bit that now Robert is also a survivalist:

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All he needs is his knife... I mean, fuck, if you can't picture Movie Robert with ragged clothes and a self made bow strapped arond his toso, what's wrong with you?

I'd rather not picture that, thanks.

I'm not sure Robert could survive being dropped off in an empty strip mall for 72 hours. He'd probably give himself insulin shock from gorging himself on candy or crush himself with a display stand trying to loot a Game Stop.