Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

“I’ve got a note on my door that says I’m single, what I’m looking for, and if I see any illegal shit... I’m not even gonna talk to the manager, I’m just gonna call the cops.”

Either everything after the “and if I see” is just an unrelated random thought, or he literally has a sign on his door that identifies him as a narc, the day after he apparently narc’d someone.

I guess it was good while it lasted, RIP
 
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Gen Z are very very pick n mix, I've found.

They don't just take a side, or a herd, or a tribe. The special thing about them is that they truly are the most politically informed generation. For example, you can meet girls who are the most Marxist, left learning socialists but would rather die than stand with a man who thinks he's a woman, as if he knew what it was like to truly be one.

Chances are if Lucas did find his Gen Z sweetheart, she'd hold at least one extreme, paradoxical view that he'd chimp out over. Gen Z do think for themselves, they have special single issues they're highly passionate about. It's whether they have the guts to say it or not.

For example, I can't tell you the amount of first time voters I knew last year who were Labour in the streets Tory in the sheets. They're mythical. Once this woke shit is over though, there'll finally be a nice, accurate beefy poll on what Gen Z actually thought during the PC dark ages.

Lucas, you're gonna have a bad time either way.
 
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I find it interesting that he often request male help to find his zoomer brood babe. Like these flat billed hat wearing, car driving, credit card having Gen Z men are dispensing their peer females at their digression, and Lucas is trying to win the mans favor to get a lady prize.

If that doesn't work, call the police you piece of independent, enlightened socialist shit.
 
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Trainwreck said:

Not sure if he is trying to channel his inner black guy in the beginning?
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You know how people mention someone having a punchable face? Anyone else think that Lucas has the most punchable voice in the world?

It gets worse when he tries to do these Tough Guy voices, and his vocal ticking where he affects all of these strange tones doesn't help, but wow someone in the building is going to do us all proud.

( not that his face isn't punchable because it totally is)
 
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Lucas has never intentionally told a joke and he’s a fat sped who failed tard math
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That sounds like something Lucas would say before he demanded someone bring him an 18-24 year old woman to take out for Sushi or 65 dollar steaks.

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I People are getting sick of being milked dry by the rich and powerful. Patience is running dry. The failure of corporate oligarchy is becoming increasingly clear,
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For funsies I did some quick searching to see if it is actually illegal to smoke pot at Pioneer, since some localities do prohibit smoking in multi-unit dwellings. From what I saw, it does not appear that Spokane has such a law, so yeah... it's just a Pioneer rule, it's not illegal.

You know what is illegal in Washington? Smoking weed in public, or anywhere the public can see or smell it. Tsk tsk, Lucas.
 
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Particle Bored said:
For funsies I did some quick searching to see if it is actually illegal to smoke pot at Pioneer, since some localities do prohibit smoking in multi-unit dwellings. From what I saw, it does not appear that Spokane has such a law, so yeah... it's just a Pioneer rule, it's not illegal.

You know what is illegal in Washington? Smoking weed in public, or anywhere the public can see or smell it. Tsk tsk, Lucas.
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On the plus side, if hes smoking it outside at least the smell of the pot is covering his BO....at least a bit. Maybe

Also come to think of it wasn't it not too long ago that lucas got busted for bringing pot into the building, posting a bunch of pics about it bragging and then got pissy for the next few days when it got reported and he claimed nothing happened, despite it being obvious someone had a talking to him about it and took it away? I'm asking because it makes me wonder if they allow bringing it into the building at all, not just smoking it, if if they prohibit smoking it in the vicinity of the building as well. Something clearly got him in shit, and I don't think even he would have been stupid enough to try to smoke it in the building
 
Lucas is not very bright just like when he brags about 16 is legal, he ignores the social issues or anything aside it. The flop house he's in might forbid it, as a land/building owner you can set rules that aren't "laws" per say in your rent contract, kinda like you can't smoke in some hotel rooms, while smoking inside is legal.

With the problems many people in his building have, it's gotta be just easier and smarter to ban any non RX drug, I don't know how the tard houses work but they might even get a pass to ban some RXs at least on site. I've heard of this at some places, like sober houses you may have just been hit by a car and need those percs but so easy to abuse they are not allowed on site so you go to min clinic or an on site nurse gives em to you.

One of the funniest things is how mentioned above, and correctly yes the tard house is cheaper than a jail. But Lucas no matter what will find a way to squeeze more money out of the state his greed is gonna wind up getting him more from the gov, just in this case bars on the windows.
 
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Particle Bored said:
For funsies I did some quick searching to see if it is actually illegal to smoke pot at Pioneer, since some localities do prohibit smoking in multi-unit dwellings. From what I saw, it does not appear that Spokane has such a law, so yeah... it's just a Pioneer rule, it's not illegal.

You know what is illegal in Washington? Smoking weed in public, or anywhere the public can see or smell it. Tsk tsk, Lucas.
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If Lucas was smart he would get a dab pen or edibles and it wouldn’t be a fucking issue to begin with.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Can we quit with the politics sperging, fam, and go back to laughing at the Wern?

This thread is starting to get really bogged.
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This, just don't engage. There was a nice on topic thing about how Lucas is out of touch with the current political current and many a dick ended up in the bowl of mashed potatoes. Dating myself with that reference.

You should really check your ego at the door and not worry what traits/ideas you share with Lucas because he's his own loon. Sure he's a male, this doesn't make all men losers. Sure he's unemployed, no one said line the jobless up and shoot em etc. If you get upset that you see some of Lucas in yourself, take a deep breath and log off. This is a place where we get a front row seat to a man who's closing on a half a century (doubt he will hit that mark) stuck in some, crazed blend of a trailer trash edgy high schooler, that my farts are good, snobby rich kid who just finished his first poli sci class and a "fuck yeah I love me some science" want to be nerd, trying to molest kids from a place the gov throws the lowest of the low because it's cheaper for them.

One of the things, that is just so amazing about this site and people like Lucas they are so universally laughed at, at least half the posters here are women, there's married people, gays, blacks whites, anything it's a fucking rain bow of people all of them disgusted, humored and shocked by "the wern" So again, if youre getting butt mad your politics are being attacked, your on Lucas level you don't give a fuck about policy, you care about you you you and your ego and feelings. Because if you did give half a fuck, you'd know he's a loon and can't form a thought he's a cast out bad apple in any group. Be it atheism, board games, college, welfare etc. So he doesn't represent anything aside a mentally ill pedophile.
 
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At least you're wet, remember just a few days ago Lucas got so sad we called him out for being a dirty boy, that he snuck into the shower room took a picture to own us like he bathes lol.

He's fucking 40 and doing this shit. My god kids out grew the put head under the sink so I don't have to shower trick at about 6.

Honestly, that fucking stunt is one of the better of years of Lucas watching. It's shows to me not only he's regressing and just a dirt merchant, how strange his thoughts are. From talking to people who've served in mil, worked in AG/oil etc or those who've couch surfed from hard times. Bathing and laundry is something at never loses it's charm after. If you ever couldn't get clean after wards for the rest of your life it's a blessing. For Lucas who's been homeless, in jail and loony bins.

He just fucking doesn't care he's dirty, not in the slightest. Aside how gross that is, it shows insane laziness and selfish behavior, he's in a shared place, more shared than most whom share a home because most people have their own private bathrooms or at least one shared with someone you feel comfortable with. He doesn't care how he comes off or he smells is greasy even tho he's around people.

For most that's just a dick move, his case it's bad for his health and worse will risk MRSA coming out. Again, I don't know the law but he's such a lazy fuck he's becoming a bio weapon in the fart box.

Next, I'd like to point out how god damned funny the note on his door is. Chris chan learned not to do this, in his early 20s. Lucas is just trying it now at double that age. Chris tried at a college, where people from all walks of life and at least half were young girls. Lucas hangs his in a fucking convict housing project. Because apparently 14 year old girls just stroll on by his room all the time. Not a bunch of burnt out meth heads with a GTA level wrap sheet.

He's truly a bottomless pit of failure that will only end when he expires, to be fair he probably will fuck up being too fat for the government pine box burial he gets... When he dies, I sure hope someone writes on his tombstone "he never scored" like that episode of Beavis and Butthead.
 
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At least you're wet, remember just a few days ago Lucas got so sad we called him out for being a dirty boy, that he snuck into the shower room took a picture to own us like he bathes lol.
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The funny thing is he is doing it in the same way that he did with the clubs - taking pics outside of them to 'prove' he went inside, despite not doing so most of the time and having been banned. Pretty clear what that means in terms of him bathing. He probably smells like a cross between an outhouse and a pig pen if they were both inside a low quality indian restaurant

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He's truly a bottomless pit of failure that will only end when he expires, to be fair he probably will fuck up being too fat for the government pine box burial he gets... When he dies, I sure hope someone writes on his tombstone "he never scored" like that episode of Beavis and Butthead.
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The only thing lucas will ever be successful at is being a complete and utter failure at life. At least he can say he was successful at something. Though it would be more amusing if the tombstone read 'here lies lucas werner, it just wasn't in the cards'

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If Lucas was smart he would get a dab pen or edibles and it wouldn’t be a fucking issue to begin with.
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In theory it would be smart, in practice, the last thing he needs is edibles or anything else of that nature. He would just end up more unstable than he usually is and might end up doing something even stupider than usual
 
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He dropped another midnight youtube video

Most of it is disjointed repeating the same stuff he always does about age phobia, republicans and that crap word for word, but he clarified the whole 'i'll make more money on patreon with a girlfriend' stuff.... his big brained plan is to record their dates and post them to patreon 'cause people will be really interested in a 20 year age gap'

It also sounds like he might be half imagining someone in the room with him that he is talking to. Something about the way he talks sounds like he is talking to someone specifically and answering their questions


Also isn't it payday for him pretty soon? I wonder if he will follow through on his 3 bottles of liquor stuff from a few weeks ago
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Can we quit with the politics sperging, fam, and go back to laughing at the Wern?

This thread is starting to get really bogged.
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The thing is that Lucas has recently been extra political constantly yelling about socialism and bigotry, so its almost impossible to talk about him and not mention his political sperging.
 
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