Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

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  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%

  • >2 years

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Almost all the speedrunning oldbois are gone, I'm surprised anybody still cares about OoT speedruns. The game's been trodden into the fucking bedrock and Zoomers don't care about it unless they grew up with it on their 2Ds.
Narci is lost in a loooong cycle of nothing. It'll probably be this way until he dies.
 
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Tanner Glass said:
Not likely - he's #2 because there was a new glitch recently discovered that not everyone has had time to mess around with. Take a look at the top 20 and make special notes about how many runs were submitted in the last 10 days and about how many runs haven't been updated in 6+ months - a lot of those "old" runners are going to learn the new trick and get back onto the leaderboard and they're much more practiced than Cosmo is these days.

Cosmo saw a chance (being a NEET with no job or anything else) to get on the leaderboard just by being one of the few people who would have time to learn the new trick first.

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Wall of spergs.
 
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I can respect when someone is good at a game, but I've found a lot of the speed running community to consist of a bunch of unwashed spergs. Who essentially rely on their twitch followers to pay for their ability to buy dresses, jap shit, plastic toys, and usually convince themselves that they have some sort of a "mental illness." Staying in a dark basement trooning about 20+ year old games, popping pills, and having a diet consisting of soy is Naricissa in a nutshell. I have nothing against speedrunners, hell I can respect a good spergfest once in a while myself admittedly. Though when you get so self inflated about being able to use a few assembly exploits, on a 20 something year old game to be able to skip 99.9% of the experience isn't like winning the fields medal or anything of that nature. Naricissa should shut off the computer, take off the dress, and go get a life at some point. Also probably some type of drug counselling would probably help the poor twink since he's wacked out on some sort of wack amount of stimulants and inhibitors.
 
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SmokingPig said:
I can respect when someone is good at a game, but I've found a lot of the speed running community to consist of a bunch of unwashed spergs. Who essentially rely on their twitch followers to pay for their ability to buy dresses, jap shit, plastic toys, and usually convince themselves that they have some sort of a "mental illness." Staying in a dark basement trooning about 20+ year old games, popping pills, and having a diet consisting of soy is Naricissa in a nutshell. I have nothing against speedrunners, hell I can respect a good spergfest once in a while myself admittedly. Though when you get so self inflated about being able to use a few assembly exploits, on a 20 something year old game to be able to skip 99.9% of the experience isn't like winning the fields medal or anything of that nature. Naricissa should shut off the computer, take off the dress, and go get a life at some point. Also probably some type of drug counselling would probably help the poor twink since he's wacked out on some sort of wack amount of stimulants and inhibitors.
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Sounds to me like you should just stop watching speedruns and step away from the community, cos honestly you're coming close to sperging as hard as they do, bro.
 
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AbyssStarer said:
Almost all the speedrunning oldbois are gone, I'm surprised anybody still cares about OoT speedruns. The game's been trodden into the fucking bedrock and Zoomers don't care about it unless they grew up with it on their 2Ds.
Narci is lost in a loooong cycle of nothing. It'll probably be this way until he dies.
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Speedrunning had its charm before, since it was about either completion or exploitation, and using the most creative ways to beat a game. I would really like to see the old speedrunners return and bring back the charm, however, it seems as if that is not going to happen any time soon. As about Narcissa, I unfortunately do not have enough context about her trans/"trans" state. I haven't dug deep enough to see if she is an enbie or a trufem, so I cannot say if her transition is justified. At the same exact time I have noticed that she is in a mental downward spiral, and she started to slowly move away from her fans for most likely that reason. I would expect Narcissa to be ready for impact, but she chose to be sensitive and that has cost her fans and herself a lot. I do hope that she may get a nice spot to encourage her a bit more about the whole speedrunning thing and stabilize, but since she was just quick on using the new glitch there is a chance that she may fall off the leaderboard.

Let's stare into the Abyss together, and gain some hope.
 
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JeffMeme said:
Speedrunning had its charm before, since it was about either completion or exploitation, and using the most creative ways to beat a game. I would really like to see the old speedrunners return and bring back the charm, however, it seems as if that is not going to happen any time soon. As about Narcissa, I unfortunately do not have enough context about her trans/"trans" state. I haven't dug deep enough to see if she is an enbie or a trufem, so I cannot say if her transition is justified. At the same exact time I have noticed that she is in a mental downward spiral, and she started to slowly move away from her fans for most likely that reason. I would expect Narcissa to be ready for impact, but she chose to be sensitive and that has cost her fans and herself a lot. I do hope that she may get a nice spot to encourage her a bit more about the whole speedrunning thing and stabilize, but since she was just quick on using the new glitch there is a chance that she may fall off the leaderboard.
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Well if you're wondering about the transition authenticity, all Cosmo has done since doing so is cry and seek attention. Apparently that's all you have to do these days to be a woman.

Also, are you trying to send out a secret message or something?
 
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JeffMeme said:
If that is the case we are talking about, then there might be a social problem with her. I do not know why did she wanted to seek for attention, since she pretty much already had a growing fanbase, and was being supported. As with her current state, she probably can't stay like this soon, but if she chooses this then she will lose her mind in an accelerated rate. Other than that she seems to have a fragile self-worth as this action shows that she needed a reason to cry about something. Thanks for the info.

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What the fuck is this shit? Why are you writing like this?
 
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He's writing like that because he's a colossal faggot, and the bold letters spell out a message: "welcome kiwi" in the first post, and "isanity check" in the second. You'll note he's not even autistic enough to check whether he spelled "insanity " right or not.

Edit: it might have been just "sanity check." The initial I is probably not part of the message.
 
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Captain Hastings Official said:
He's writing like that because he's a colossal faggot, and the bold letters spell out a message: "welcome kiwi" in the first post, and "isanity check" in the second. You'll note he's not even autistic enough to check whether he spelled "insanity " right or not.
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A big hats off to you for parsing that, because that looked like pure, unadulterated schizoposting to me.

I mean, it still is, but at least it isn't a complete word salad.
 
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AlmightyMagichan said:
Well if you're wondering about the transition authenticity, all Cosmo has done since doing so is cry and seek attention. Apparently that's all you have to do these days to be a woman.

Also, are you trying to send out a secret message or something?
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It's supposed to be a message. The green letters spell out "welcome, kiwi" but the rest don't seem to spell out anything.
edit: shouldn't have stepped away for an hour
 
That's still pretty sad, though. It's like they're so starved for attention that they're coming to us for it. I can practically imagine that the first thing that went through Cosmo's head when he started getting the slightest bit of publicity for getting the silver medal was what we would say about it, like the ginger stepchild trying to impress stepdaddy dearest. Just make an account and get it over with, at least that will be entertaining. This is just concerning.
 
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