Containment Random Chris Updates

[Spergichu]

Barb.

By at least six feet.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

By at least six feet.

Or damn near seven inches.

I think it's based on how the traditional couple depicted on media has the man being older of the two. The fact that he specifically stated that the minimum age is legal age suggests even in his autistic mind, he understands that being a pedo is wrong. When he went trans, he didn't change his standards much because I think still thinks himself being in the "man" position of a relationship.

I'm sure it has nothing to do with younger women being perceived as more sexually desirable. Chris iss a disgusting ape. I'm glad he'll die alone covered in filth.

 

[Seven Inches]

Or damn near seven inches.

You rang?

 

[Metatarsupial]

You rang?

She bang.

 

[muh_moobs]

I think it's based on how the traditional couple depicted on media has the man being older of the two. The fact that he specifically stated that the minimum age is legal age suggests even in his autistic mind, he understands that being a pedo is wrong. When he went trans, he didn't change his standards much because I think still thinks himself being in the "man" position of a relationship.

Over thinking. Chris is emotionally delayed and has no real measure of the passing of time in his life. No work anniversaries, no traditions, nothing.

Previously, girls had to be 18-CWC's age because that's what he started with and he just kept it going as he aged. He raised it to 21 when he got called on it. I doubt that at the time, or even today, that he has any sort of knowing preference for significantly younger women, and he gravitates towards them now because of shared interests.

It completely goes over his head that the overwhelming majority of adult MLP fans, as an example, are at least 10 years younger than him. He just sees autism horses and drawing and thinks "Gee, she's soo much like me!".

Any time you want to analyze something OPL has done, the first question is "What's the laziest option?". It requires effort to "age up" your potential dating partners as you age. Same reason Chris has never been interested in anyone older than him. They'll expect him to act mature and be interested in more sophisticated things, and that's effort, too.

 

[Moppo.]

Over thinking. Chris is emotionally delayed and has no real measure of the passing of time in his life. No work anniversaries, no traditions, nothing.

Previously, girls had to be 18-CWC's age because that's what he started with and he just kept it going as he aged. He raised it to 21 when he got called on it. I doubt that at the time, or even today, that he has any sort of knowing preference for significantly younger women, and he gravitates towards them now because of shared interests.

It completely goes over his head that the overwhelming majority of adult MLP fans, as an example, are at least 10 years younger than him. He just sees autism horses and drawing and thinks "Gee, she's soo much like me!".

Any time you want to analyze something OPL has done, the first question is "What's the laziest option?". It requires effort to "age up" your potential dating partners as you age. Same reason Chris has never been interested in anyone older than him. They'll expect him to act mature and be interested in more sophisticated things, and that's effort, too.

Chris also thinks he's immortal and in one of the Sonichu books he said he stopped aging at 21-ish if I recall correctly.

 

[JULAY]

I think it's based on how the traditional couple depicted on media has the man being older of the two. The fact that he specifically stated that the minimum age is legal age suggests even in his autistic mind, he understands that being a pedo is wrong. When he went trans, he didn't change his standards much because I think still thinks himself being in the "man" position of a relationship.

He got this idea stuck in his head because Bob was older than Barb, simple as that. He modeled everything he attempted with respect to his lovequest on observations of his parents' relationship, from the woman chasing the man to the age disparity.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Over thinking. Chris is emotionally delayed and has no real measure of the passing of time in his life. No work anniversaries, no traditions, nothing.

Previously, girls had to be 18-CWC's age because that's what he started with and he just kept it going as he aged. He raised it to 21 when he got called on it. I doubt that at the time, or even today, that he has any sort of knowing preference for significantly younger women, and he gravitates towards them now because of shared interests.

It completely goes over his head that the overwhelming majority of adult MLP fans, as an example, are at least 10 years younger than him. He just sees autism horses and drawing and thinks "Gee, she's soo much like me!".

Any time you want to analyze something OPL has done, the first question is "What's the laziest option?". It requires effort to "age up" your potential dating partners as you age. Same reason Chris has never been interested in anyone older than him. They'll expect him to act mature and be interested in more sophisticated things, and that's effort, too.

I’m not so sure, if it were just girls with similar interests why did he not show any interest in the girls at the Pokemon card club at Endgames who also met with him to go to movies and eventually just ignored them altogether until recently when he wanted to learn how to play D&D?

I agree with the reason why he raised the age since the increase at the time was exactly half his age plus 7.

 

[GimmeAbreak]

Chris also thinks he's immortal and in one of the Sonichu books he said he stopped aging at 21-ish if I recall correctly.

So he stopped aging at the same time he got stuck in the limbo of manchildhood and self-neglect... Nah, he really stopped aging at 8. Mentally and emotionally, at least.

He got this idea stuck in his head because Bob was older than Barb, simple as that. He modeled everything he attempted with respect to his lovequest on observations of his parents' relationship, from the woman chasing the man to the age disparity.

You know that someone is messed up when Borb is their ideal of a perfect couple.

 

[muh_moobs]

I’m not so sure, if it were just girls with similar interests why did he not show any interest in the girls at the Pokemon card club at Endgames who also met with him to go to movies and eventually just ignored them altogether until recently when he wanted to learn how to play D&D?

As someone else just said, he was likely just waiting for them to make a move on him. After all, he's a setsey laydee, so he can't pursue, he needs to be pursued.

His pest behavior online NEVER includes overt approaches. He's still waiting for a woman to initiate. He bombards these online women with attention to get the point across that he's available.

 

[Tikbalang]

You know that someone is messed up when Borb is their ideal of a perfect couple.

Has Chris met Borb's ex-spouses?

As someone else just said, he was likely just waiting for them to make a move on him. After all, he's a setsey laydee, so he can't pursue, he needs to be pursued.

Any chick that makes a move at Chris to have sex with him, unless he's the only man on earth, that's just porn fantasy.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Has Chris met Borb's ex-spouses?

Pretty sure that they, like everyone else who'd been a part of her life except Corrina, cut her out hard.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I guess because I'm Talmudsperg I'll point out that in most branches of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam angels aren't dead humans (or dead animals) but a separate class of beings created by God.

Mormons believe that some dead people become angels, and that all angels are dead people.

I don't know of any other faiths that do.

Its become a folk belief in the mid-late 20th century, but it's not official.

Sadly Chris’s isn’t as knowledgeable as you when it comes to biblical information. Especially with his weird twisted idea of Christianity.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Any chick that makes a move at Chris to have sex with him, unless he's the only man on earth, that's just porn fantasy.

Even considering the scenario, that's a pretty damn optimistic outcome.

 

[Chan Fan]

You know that someone is messed up when Borb is their ideal of a perfect couple.

I think that proves his mental age (yet again!) I don't think it's uncommon for kids to think their parents/grandparents/etc. are perfect or have perfect relationships but the older you get you see the cracks and imperfections, then your perception shifts to something like "Well, they aren't perfect but they try really hard to make things work" or you understand as an adult why they made certain decisions and it helps you understand them more as people and not just as 'mom and dad.' For example we see Chris idolizing his dad, talking about his accomplishments and making a Sonichu of him but I'm not sure I've ever heard him give a legitimate criticism of him. Chris never seems concerned about why his dad's first marriage ended or why he didn't speak with his other children. His dad clearly made a lot of mistakes that affected Chris's life negatively but instead of addressing it and figuring out why his dad did those things he just continues to talk about his dad as if he were a saint.

 

[Tikbalang]

I think that proves his mental age (yet again!) I don't think it's uncommon for kids to think their parents/grandparents/etc. are perfect or have perfect relationships but the older you get you see the cracks and imperfections, then your perception shifts to something like "Well, they aren't perfect but they try really hard to make things work" or you understand as an adult why they made certain decisions and it helps you understand them more as people and not just as 'mom and dad.' For example we see Chris idolizing his dad, talking about his accomplishments and making a Sonichu of him but I'm not sure I've ever heard him give a legitimate criticism of him. Chris never seems concerned about why his dad's first marriage ended or why he didn't speak with his other children. His dad clearly made a lot of mistakes that affected Chris's life negatively but instead of addressing it and figuring out why his dad did those things he just continues to talk about his dad as if he were a saint.

Hard times create strong men (Bob)
Strong men create good times (Autism)
Good times create weak men (Chris)
Weak men create hard times (Merge)

 

[GimmeAbreak]

I think that proves his mental age (yet again!) I don't think it's uncommon for kids to think their parents/grandparents/etc. are perfect or have perfect relationships but the older you get you see the cracks and imperfections, then your perception shifts to something like "Well, they aren't perfect but they try really hard to make things work" or you understand as an adult why they made certain decisions and it helps you understand them more as people and not just as 'mom and dad.' For example we see Chris idolizing his dad, talking about his accomplishments and making a Sonichu of him but I'm not sure I've ever heard him give a legitimate criticism of him. Chris never seems concerned about why his dad's first marriage ended or why he didn't speak with his other children. His dad clearly made a lot of mistakes that affected Chris's life negatively but instead of addressing it and figuring out why his dad did those things he just continues to talk about his dad as if he were a saint.

And also because his parents were the only real-life couple he has ever known (as he usually demonizes other couples he mets out of jealousy, and doesn't even bother to see how they work).

 

[Based Papa John]

I think that proves his mental age (yet again!) I don't think it's uncommon for kids to think their parents/grandparents/etc. are perfect or have perfect relationships but the older you get you see the cracks and imperfections, then your perception shifts to something like "Well, they aren't perfect but they try really hard to make things work" or you understand as an adult why they made certain decisions and it helps you understand them more as people and not just as 'mom and dad.' For example we see Chris idolizing his dad, talking about his accomplishments and making a Sonichu of him but I'm not sure I've ever heard him give a legitimate criticism of him. Chris never seems concerned about why his dad's first marriage ended or why he didn't speak with his other children. His dad clearly made a lot of mistakes that affected Chris's life negatively but instead of addressing it and figuring out why his dad did those things he just continues to talk about his dad as if he were a saint.

I was always under the impression that Chris harbored resentment towards Bob, given that Bob was the only one of his parents that was likely to give Chris sound advice.

 

[AnAccount]

I was always under the impression that Chris harbored resentment towards Bob, given that Bob was the only one of his parents that was likely to give Chris sound advice.

Maybe, Bob seemed to have been kinda mentally dominated by Chris towards the end, and believed most of what chris would tell him.

Although bob was definitely trying to hold the money situation together towards the end, that's probably the main place of resentment.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Maybe, Bob seemed to have been kinda mentally dominated by Chris towards the end, and believed most of what chris would tell him.

Although bob was definitely trying to hold the money situation together towards the end, that's probably the main place of resentment.

Oof. There's something I hadn't thought of. Bob keeping the family checkbook virtually under lock and key because he knew his wife couldn't stop spending. Their little family really did take and take from the internet lumberjack, didn't they?