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[Mr. Skeltal]

It's the fate of all discords to devolve into sperging, autism is to discord what heat death is to the universe.

Weaponized housekeeping can be some court intrigue levels of cuntiness when it's directed against insufferable arrogant fucks.

Oh. I thought this article was gonna be about greta thunberg and the end of her climate quest.

Everyone angrily dismissing him with "I don't need this shit, I had a normal childhood" is very strange.

If this is masturbatory, the author has erectile dysfunction. It shouldn't take this long to bust an ego nut.

Have sex.

Make me.

 

[Revo]

Can all you new fucking people stop butchering the forum's vocabularly?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Ten Steps to Queering Slave Branding For The Modern Overseer

 

[codeswhitchsperer]

Random TXT this plz.

Holy shit.
This right here? This is autism. Not 4chan "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what Midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is fucking autism. You are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really worry about the state of my generation where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it. These threads are pure cancer, happening fags. Nothing will happen

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

This is legitimate, medical grade autism. THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY.

Where do you think you are right now?

 

[codeswhitchsperer]

Where do you think you are right now?

idek but you must be autistic to ask that about obvious copypasta.

 

[glossdrop]

I was sexually active at 12, so...

 

[Spedestrian]

i'm going to dox all of them and beat all of them with a rubber hose

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Holy shit. This right here? This is autism. Not 4chan "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical grade autism.

And then, for no reason at all, robots killed all humans.

 

[Spunt]

SO WHAT IF I LIKE RAILROAD CROSSINGS, TRAINS, POWER LINES, AND FIRE ALARMS?! BIG FROOPING WHOOP!

Edit: this might be even funnier I dunno:

And mark my words, I WILL NOT STOP drawing pictures of or writing stories about railroad crossings, trains, electricity towers, power poles, fire alarms, etc unless I WANT TO!

From here

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Thank you for sharing your Ted Cruz piss fetish with the world.

 

[MediocreMilt]

The nudes are fake. Trust me I checked them thoroughly.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

The operator of the website himself has now integrated a banner on every page, in which he writes: "Some psycho fuck is blatantly lying about content in her thread". This is done under the category "Happenings", which gives me the feeling that I am not taken seriously.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The way Humanity ends is not with a bang, but with a BRAPPPPP.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I prefer the condensed version of that new, beautiful legal threat:

he opened a post about me in which he had publicly included my message and also defamed me as "psycho fuck".

 

[neverendingmidi]

Honestly, I prefer eating out neovaginas that haven't been lasered. You have to work a little harder, but the hairballs have such a unique texture and taste. If it's been lasered, all you get is just a steady drip of mucus, and it loses so much of the experience.

I swear this thread does not disappoint, from both the subject and the comments.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I’ll never forget the yeast infection between her toes and her meat foot.

Andrew Yang can fill my mouth with room temperature whipped cream sprayed at about crotch level any day of the week.

Yang you chinky eyed fuck you promised me $1000

Klob's khazar milkers got me rethinking the smokestacks

"Habibi, go to Dollarh Store and buy nice cockh paynteeng for the dineeng roomb. Yallah!"

Bernie reaching for that Jew magic

 

[NoFeline]

First off: fuck you, the facts don't give a fuck about your worthless opinion.

Second off: actually Onision's IQ is above average

 

[Doctor Placebo]

There are two wolves inside me.
One wants to sniff butts; one wants to eat shit.
So I killed them both.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

By Allah this thread is beginning to resemble India’s streets.