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Slick Willy said:
Everything he just said is gold. The bit about paper towels is incredibly true: I have a mental war that I'm waging against the hand-drying blowers and the idiots who installed them in restrooms across the country. Paper towels actually help to rub off crap from your hands: the blowers simply dry your hands (poorly). You can also use the paper towels to turn off the water and open the door instead of touching those nasty-ass surfaces yourself: it's what I do.

If you check the sides of those blowers, you can see a label that reads, "Better for the environment and better for your health," and it makes me scowl and laugh at the same time.
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I always though the blowers were mounted about 16" too high to be of any real use.
 
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Feline Supremacist said:
They knew in November 2019, by early December a doctor was warning other doctors about his patients with a SARS-like illeness and he's thrown in jail by CCP officials where he dies of the very virus he's warned everyone about. Take Xi's tiny penis out of your mouth and shill your communist propaganda elsewhere.
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Nah, sorry.

If anyone thinks a handful of cases would tell you what was on your doorstep then no. China got genuinely blindsided by this virus and even our own health officials after 20 Jan were still saying they didn't believe it was that contagious, didn't believe people could be infectious without symptoms and doubted every worse-case scenario.

Even a week ago - a week ago - our own President was stating it was no worse than the flu and would be gone by April as a threat with no quarantines or actions. We've got thousands of cases and have a government in denial.

China was guilty of silencing critics.

Other than that, they actually told the world what they found when they found it, provided the genome structure and warned the planet. Even the WHO did. No one fucking listened. They still aren't listening.
 
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TwinkLover6969 said:
Whats the deal with China? Are people seriously buying that they have it under control?
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People who haven't seen the price of oil or the empty slots at your local store where Chinese products used to be.
I went to the housewares section of a Walmart on Friday to buy a pizza cutter. They had none. I eventually found the last one in the store by the frozen foods section.
Along the way I noted the fucking gaping holes in their shelves that had NOTHING to do with panic buying.
 
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TwinkLover6969 said:
Whats the deal with China? Are people seriously buying that they have it under control?
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They do have it under control - until they reopen their society and factories and it will rage out again. They know this. They know they are screwed, they are just waiting for everyone else to realize it so we can all close the global economy down together.

It wouldn't surprise me if they rush a vaccine to market and take the risk. It may pay off, it might backfire and set them back 50 years.

Someone will try a vaccine before the trials end. It is a huge gamble, with odds I would not play with.
 
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Feline Supremacist said:
At least Corona-chan is giving us some funny memes

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And they keep coming and coming. :story:
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And Styx keep vlogging about Corona-chan on Bitchute.

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Not Really Here said:
Along the way I noted the fucking gaping holes in their shelves that had NOTHING to do with panic buying.
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The manager of our local store (serves a village/suburb of about 3000) tells me (via a friend, I’ve been home) that business is good. The toilet paper is all gone. She asked him about his supply lines. He says there’s been issues getting goods like your pizza cutter. Hand sanitiser is out but no shortages of anything local /high throughput ( Meat, dairy etc) . The local depot is stocked.
But here’s the rub: they can’t get any local delivery drivers to get them from the regional depot ten kilometres away because everyone is sick. He says it’s been like that for two weeks.
So our local health authorities assure us there are only a few local cases but I would put money on there having been community spread for at least two weeks.
I feel a bit better today - I think I’ve just got a common bug. If this is corona it’s the mildest case ever.
 
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EmuWarsVeteran said:
Actually in chemistry polar opposites attract. I won't post the conclusion as it would earn me a lot of islamic content ratings. ;)
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If you're talking about electrochemistry and electric charges, you'd be right.

However, the whole principle of water adhering to glass is due to the fact that silica and water are both polar: thus, like likes like. Similarly, oil-based substances will adhere to surfaces such as wax paper, as they are both nonpolar substances.

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The manager of our local store (serves a village/suburb of about 3000) tells me (via a friend, I’ve been home) that business is good. The toilet paper is all gone. She asked him about his supply lines. He says there’s been issues getting goods like your pizza cutter. Hand sanitiser is out but no shortages of anything local /high throughput ( Meat, dairy etc) . The local depot is stocked.
But here’s the rub: they can’t get any local delivery drivers to get them from the regional depot ten kilometres away because everyone is sick. He says it’s been like that for two weeks.
So our local health authorities assure us there are only a few local cases but I would put money on there having been community spread for at least two weeks.
I feel a bit better today - I think I’ve just got a common bug. If this is corona it’s the mildest case ever.
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Here's hoping it's just the flu, but I have a feeling it's not ...

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That stereotypical Chinaman image and the Mexican music playing in the video.

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I'm torn between wanting and not wanting the candy from that monstrosity.
 
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The MO of shitheads around the world for decades has been "Blame America." In recent times you can add "/Trump" to that call.

That isn't to deny that America/Trump aren't also to blame sometimes. But if the immediate response is a blanket blame on America you can rest assured that someone is deflecting.

But you see what I did two sentences back? The part where I hedged slightly? America can never do that. Donald Trump can never do that. Obama did that shit and look at how much ideological territory was lost, or maybe I should say handed over. You can never hedge your bets at the level of international politics or the national level if your country is at all important. Trump knows this was not his nation's fault and therefore cannot and should not ever accept any blame for this. Any ground surrendered to rivals and enemies (in his own fucking house) will be used to lynch him and weaken America.

And all the better that in this case the truth is on his side. Like @JosephStalin has been saying over and over again: you aren't going to put two months of footage of Chinese citizens being locked in their houses or carted off in steel boxes back in the bottle. While Trump is uniting American industry into a team of rivals and begrudgingly shutting down commerce and industry (this is gonna hurt but it won't kill us) he throws in a single sentence about the virus starting in China and that is all anyone wants to focus on.

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The truth is a better shield than a lie. Especially in the age of video evidence. Deflect harder, losers.
 
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Kill all whales said:
www.theguardian.com

Chinese executive who called Xi a 'clown' over coronavirus response 'is missing'

Friends of the high-profile former property developer say they have been unable to contact him for three days
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An influential former Chinese property executive who called president Xi Jinping a “clown” over a speech he made last month about the government’s efforts to battle the coronavirus has gone missing, according to his friends.
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Start the coutdown till when his family is billed for the bullet that fell into his brain.


Also this comic details what our good spanish WuFu ground forces (@EmuWarsVeteran ) have been reporting:

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(Versión española) I’m not someone who believes this is any kind of end of the world situation and those people going nuts to hoard things seem a bit crazy to me, but my judgment of the severity of the issue…↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
I wonder if it happened in other countries, but our ministry of health told people that if they are sick to just stay in the house and take Paracetamol, and only go to the doctor if they feel like they are dying.
It could be a plus in the USA since they don't have a culture of going to the hospitals without a damn good reason.
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Same here, basically.
 
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UnimportantFarmer said:
Chinese officials give residents cash if they kill stray dogs https://mol.im/a/8116291 via http://dailym.ai/android

So the Commie Ching Chongs want their slaves to hunt dogs.
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China: the land where there are more men than women, the government is revered as a deity, doctors are hunted, people eat bats, and dogs are brutally killed. There's no part of that country that isn't horribly upside-down. Hell, even geographically speaking ...
 
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Otterly said:
The manager of our local store (serves a village/suburb of about 3000) tells me (via a friend, I’ve been home) that business is good. The toilet paper is all gone. She asked him about his supply lines. He says there’s been issues getting goods like your pizza cutter. Hand sanitiser is out but no shortages of anything local /high throughput ( Meat, dairy etc) . The local depot is stocked.
But here’s the rub: they can’t get any local delivery drivers to get them from the regional depot ten kilometres away because everyone is sick. He says it’s been like that for two weeks.
So our local health authorities assure us there are only a few local cases but I would put money on there having been community spread for at least two weeks.
I feel a bit better today - I think I’ve just got a common bug. If this is corona it’s the mildest case ever.
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I'm sure a fair number of people are also "sick", which is perfectly fine and I don't begrudge them one single bit.
 
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