covid sperging in chantal

[meowmix]

Ick I remember reading the Chinese had found that the virus can spread thru fecal matter - Would not use a public restroom right now - BLEH

 

[annikaguts]

This bitch wasted meat that she was going to use for meatloaf

During a pandemic. Those fucking animals died for nothing. So careless. So lazy. So wasteful. So gross.

 

[clusterfuckk]

I wonder how Covid's going to affect our resident cows. Canada's not hot right now but they do have cases already reported and I don't see Chantal being smart enough to take the appropriate precautions. She's not as housebound as Amberlynn so I see her still driving around to get her fix or getting in debt again over fucking food delivery.

Canada has already called a state of emergency and shut down most stores except grocery and the like.

If you listen to the conversation, he's saying he'll have a grilled cheese instead of what she's making. He asks her if she'll be able to cook both the slop she's planning and his grilled cheese at the same time. He then questions her cooking of the potatoes with the onions, saying that he thinks the onion will overcook. He didn't want the shit she was making. I'm guessing that's why she was being weird.

The cow is probably also just automatically nervous when someone else wants to eat some of the food in the house. How is she not panic buying food? All she does is buy useless crap whenever she has any excuse to. But now the supermarket shelves are bare (yes, in Canada too) and she hasn't bought a single non-perishable item? She isn't unaware of the panic buying - she mentioned regular grocers being out of meat. That's why she went to Farm Boy, she thought she'd be successful there since their meat is overpriced.

During the livestream she said, "McDonald's will never close." Is that what she's banking on? What about her vow of only homecooked mukbangs? How is she going to do that without food? Is she really planning on hauling her fat ass to the grocery store for a few items every day? She would have a hard time overcoming a cold at this point, nevermind the virus. She was completely out of breath from sitting down.

Grocery stores are only allowing a certain amount of people in at a time forcing you to wait outside in line (with no chair) for upwards of 20 minutes. She’d never survive that alone.

 

[thriphhole]

Some disheveled and random observations from her livestream that I have collected:

The compact she's using says "GOLW", she muses that maybe it should say "glow"?

Fucks up her eyebrows and looks at herself in the camera like shes going to rip her own face off in a fit of rage ("They'll just have to be distant cousins today...")

Shaaam takes a ten minute shit ("like a typical man")

Confesses to "overdosing" on cranberry pills (she takes double the amount suggested) to ward off UTI's.

Already talking about doing a "canned goods muckbang" and her mood instantly lifts at the thought of cooking with creamed corn.

Was feeling sick, now she feels hungry, wants a burger from McDonald's

In typical Chantal fashion, invites the cat that just took a shit up onto her table where she eats and does her makeup. Someone just asked her about it and she said "oh no I forgot, I didnt see any (poop), maybe he ATE IT(‽)"

Not on any medicine for her depression right now, wondering if that's a good idea

First superchat, 2$, "give the cats a kiss for me"

Once binged on a 6 bagels and a tub of cream cheese



Alright, she's about to be out and I have shit to do, so there's my autistic recap. Sorry it's not more structured.

Really shameful that she is talking about muckbanging canned goods, while families are struggling to make sure that have enough food supplies to last during this pandemic.

 

[Farm Boy]

She is only going to wear a mask to visit her grandmother. "I don't know if it will do much but...you never know right?

Seriously, she is going to go visit her grandmother -a senior with preexisting respiratory issues? The exact thing we are all told NOT to do? She can’t skype or FaceTime her grandmother? Or just talk to her on the phone? Particularly given how unhygienic Chinny is at best of times and how cavalier she’s been about the whole health crisis this is horrifying. I hope I’m misunderstanding as I’ll admit I didn’t watch the live stream. Please tell me I’m wrong. I’ll be praying for Granny Sarault in the meantime.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

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Look at how filthy and caked with dust and fur that mask is. She's going to the store wearing that and then going to her grandmother's? Hopefully to drop off groceries and that's it.

Walking around with a face mask really doesn't do shit anyway. This virus is primarily transferred from your hands to your mouth, nose, or eyes.

Hand washing is far more important and effective than wearing a mask. And we know she has no problem taking a dump in a public place, not washing her hands afterwards, and then touching food that will later be consumed by others. So it's actually comical that she thinks she's protecting the general public with her face mask.

 

[For queue]

Good luck to chinny and all the other fats if they think they are going to get through this pandemic by relying on takeouts. McDonalds just announced they're closing all UK McDonalds. How long until they do it everywhere that's infected?

 

[Gorl Talk]

She is somewhat irate that the first hour of the day at the supermarket is only for seniors. That seniors get to go into the supermarket first and have a special time to themselves pisses her off enough that we get her famous annoyed micro-shake of her head.

She says "I guess I understand why. But I don't think seniors should be out in supermarkets. Too high risk..."

Our reverse-body-dysmorphic fat toddler still seems to believe that her own broken down body and collapsed, clotted lungs do not somehow qualify her as "high risk" ...

Where I live (unnamed large US city, on unofficial lockdown thus far), the grocery stores are implementing a similar shopping hour for seniors, except it's being phrased as "the elderly and most-at-risk."

I wonder if it's the same where Chantal is, or if it's literally just for the elderly? And I wonder, if the special shopping hour does (or will soon) include those who are at-risk, will she admit that she falls into that category? Would she admit it to us, or just to the store to gain access? Pride vs. pickles.

 

[HickoryDickory]

In Canada, the first hour is allotted for elderly and disabled people only. It may change in the future, but "at-risk" people are not included thus far.

When I was checking for updates in my area, the stores I read up on confirmed that pregnant women are also included. Not sure if it's the same in Quebec though.

Hopefully she won't just try busting in on the alotted hour like the Kool-Aid Man. She's so nasty.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

She’s enough of a selfish asshole that she would consider herself “at risk”. The only thing that would stop her is having to leave the house and getting up in the AM.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Where I live (unnamed large US city, on unofficial lockdown thus far), the grocery stores are implementing a similar shopping hour for seniors, except it's being phrased as "the elderly and most-at-risk."

I wonder if it's the same where Chantal is, or if it's literally just for the elderly? And I wonder, if the special shopping hour does (or will soon) include those who are at-risk, will she admit that she falls into that category? Would she admit it to us, or just to the store to gain access? Pride vs. pickles.

She’s enough of a selfish asshole that she would consider herself “at risk”. The only thing that would stop her is having to leave the house and getting up in the AM.

Hmmm, which would win out?
The good old "I'm perfectly healthy, just a big girl!!!" HAES bullcrap lies she likes to fart out every so often, with her Narcissistic sense of invulnerability? Or perhaps her desperate need for attention and pity and to be UwU soft and delicate and SpEcIaL will overcome her fatass ego? "-Oh nooooooo, I'm so high risk, nobody understands me (despite the THOUSANDS of confirmecd deaths all around us) and playing up the fake baby persona?

Social distancing at the minimum of 6 feet is encouraged everywhere. This means for Chantal, due to her size, she'd be farther from other people due to the size of her FUPA. The elderly of course goes first, then the pregnant, and then the young disabled I would imagine. Chantal's obesity puts her at a disadvantage in this situation because she has to be farther from others and she may have to walk "farther" to get her stuff. After the elderly get their stuff, the pregnant get theirs, then the others. The more she waddles, the more pressure and stress she will put on her body.

In Murica FUCK YEAH land, many stores, especially Walmart, offer mobility scooters for use for free. In a situation like this, those are reserved for the elderly first. The young disabled who need mobility scooters usually have their own or have wheelchairs with their caretakers who push them around. So chances of Chantal using the store's mobility scooter is none as staff are normally instructed to reserve them for the elderly first and second, they hate offering them to fatasses since that's one less elderly disabled person who gets to use them.

In other words, Chantal's obesity would put her in a disadvantage in this situation even if she falls into the category as one who is "most-at-risk".

 

[thriphhole]

She is somewhat irate that the first hour of the day at the supermarket is only for seniors. That seniors get to go into the supermarket first and have a special time to themselves pisses her off enough that we get her famous annoyed micro-shake of her head.

She says "I guess I understand why. But I don't think seniors should be out in supermarkets. Too high risk..."

Our reverse-body-dysmorphic fat toddler still seems to believe that her own broken down body and collapsed, clotted lungs do not somehow qualify her as "high risk" The fat load is "high risk" of dropping dead in her sleep every night, but she thinks seniors should be barred from buying food for themselves.

It really would be poetic justice if this fucking virus kills her dead, but that would endanger other lives. So, I can't really root for it. But if it happens, I won't feel very sorry for her.

I just heard today that the ages of 18-49 were accounting for more than 50% of the cases of the corona virus, so sorry fatty/Chinny looks like you are the high risk bag of disease walking/scooting around.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Now that Trudeau has sternly told our Gravy Maven to knock it the fuck off, I guess we can expect less Insta posts of her tee-heeing over how cute he is.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I came here to share this:

CTV News on Twitter

“"Enough is enough, go home and stay home." Prime Minister Trudeau once again told Canadians to practice physical distancing after social media posts showed residents ignoring the warnings. More here: https://t.co/FWDEyCnScw https://t.co/efFxvKOIfN”

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but @Turd Blossom beat me to it, lmao.
PM Justin Trudes goes on to say that if Canada/Canadians continue to flaunt the Social Distancing and Isolation warnings, then the government is going to start actively "enforcing" Coronavirus measures. So if absulote fattass fucktards like Chantal Fivechins keep being disgusting filth-hogs in public, its going to be lockdown and quarantine status in Leafland too.

Altho, this disgusting lard pig getting caught and arrested by the new police and security roaming city streets during her next livestream, that might just top her public diarrhea as far as lulz. Imagine getting to see Cuntal being actually accosted, cuffed, and ~~punished~ by authorities live on cam because she just HAD to buy three things at Farm Boy, or rub her poo-slime pig hoofs all over the furniture at Ikea.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Altho, this disgusting lard pig getting caught and arrested by the new police and security roaming city streets during her next livestream, that might just top her public diarrhea as far as lulz.

No, she would just assume they were hitting on her. All men want her.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

No, she would just assume they were hitting on her. All men want her.

unless its a female cop trying to force/shove/squeeze her massive lardy fat orb of a body into the back of a police car....then its just because she is like so totally only, ya know, being a bitch. amirite, know what I mean?

 

[raritycunt]

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Now that Trudeau has sternly told our Gravy Maven to knock it the fuck off, I guess we can expect less Insta posts of her tee-heeing over how cute he is.

Yes boris Johnson has told us the same thing but I bet without a proper curfew and people around to enforce it selfish greedy cunts like Chantal will still “just nip to the supermarket for some groceries” whenever they feel like it. Italy enforced their lockdown by the police, I’d be amused if Chantal got arrested for breaking the rules in Canada for Farmboys groceries.

 

[Barbarella]

Where I live there is enforced lockdown and has been for a week. If I seem to be posting even more, (and I was already prolific) that’s why. I’m home, have nowhere to go but friends and family who don’t want to be infected. and it’s a misdemeanor to leave for anything but a few listed items, like doctor and grocery. (I doubt anybody would be arrested, but at least now they can, and if idiots like Peetz and Chantel runaround looking for furniture and comic books, who knows?)

There are no furniture stores open here. No hobby stores. No Sephora. Ulta, BBB. Salons, nail places, eyelash places and day spas are closed. Nursery’s are closed, entire malls, all restaurants and bars except for take-out. Proms cancelled, competitions, sports, HS Seniors are getting robbed. Hundreds of thousands have lost jobs and freeways that were clogged 24/7 are empty. Flights are down by 50% and families are cancelling plans to gather for Easter, and sadder, funerals and memorials are being postponed.

What is open? Laundromats and grocery stores. (Where the floors are marked every six feet so people know where to stand.) Oh, and golf courses, but one person to a cart and no club rentals, and the 19th hole is closed. They’ve even turned the cups upside down so nobody touches it. Sometimes I think ihis is overkill, but smarter people than me say it isn’t. Chantel isn’t smart enout to understand that people may know more than she does.

So if Canada has furniture stores and other unnecessary places open they are way behind, but hopefully they catch up and Justin T. orders a shutdown for those who won’t care. I’d love to see fast food close up too. I don’t eat it but most of my fat cows do and watching the fear in their eyes would be hilarious. Especially Chantel, she’d lose what last bit of sanity is hiding there. You know she’s hitting the drive through 3x a day.

Really, are any of us surprised that Chantel only thinks of herself? She’ll lie and say she’s concerned, but not at the expense of living out her fantasy.

If it’s that easy to make money on YouTube, maybe We are all missing out. Even if it was all hate watchers, It'd be nice to afford a grand a month on crap, get a brand new place and decide to furnish it all at once during a pandemic and not worrying about my roommate losing his job when it’s happening all over Europe and the US.

I wonder if this girl has it in her to ever do the right thing? Haha j/k.

Is Rent-a-Center open in Canada? start the credit rolling and she can get filthy furniture like she’s used to.

Edit: Oops, ninja’d by the fat lady herself.

For those if us into ticks, can we try to get a time stamp of where they are? I know I messed up but I’ll try not to again. Thanks-they fascinate me a lot!

 

[raritycunt]

Where I live there is enforced lockdown and has been for a week. If I seem to be posting even more, (and I was already prolific) that’s why. I’m home, have nowhere to go but friends and family who don’t want to be infected. and it’s a misdemeanor to leave for anything but a few listed items, like doctor and grocery. (I doubt anybody would be arrested, but at least now they can, and if idiots like Peetz and Chantel runaround looking for furniture and comic books, who knows?)

See my first thought was “Chantal is used to being stationary she’ll be fine” but then I remembered the closed down take aways, curfew and lack of shopping options and she may just start cracking up and getting more snarky than she already has. That will be fun to see

Here we’re allowed out for grocery shopping, work commutes if we still work, one form of exercise a day (in my case dragging the dog out) and medical visits. Apart from that it’s a case of stay home and (as you already said) refresh kiwi farms every 35 seconds, watch a movie or nap.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Yes boris Johnson has told us the same thing but I bet without a proper curfew and people around to enforce it selfish greedy cunts like Chantal will still “just nip to the supermarket for some groceries” whenever they feel like it. Italy enforced their lockdown by the police, I’d be amused if Chantal got arrested for breaking the rules in Canada for Farmboys groceries.

If only they had LIVE PD in Ottawa to capture Chinny in all her law breaking glory; mug of gravy in hand.