"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Alex Krycek]

Phil knows Binx? Nice. He should try to smash her fasc and report back. Doubt he could.

Let’s talk about the three confirmed cases of Phil assaulting someone.

His elderly mother, who was disabled to some degree when he did it and was triggered to because she wouldn’t enable his habit of cosplaying as female characters from Naruto.

His ex-girlfriend that was younger than him and had self esteem issues. Currently identifies as male. Has legit PTSD from living with Phil and told all of us about it on here.

A woman in her 40s that’s very tolerant of the LGBT community and gave him a roof to sleep under and tolerated his fantasies. When she had sex with him he cried and when she asked him to give her a child he assaulted her.

Literally everyone he’s assaulted has been someone without the ability or will to fight back. That’s the definition of a predator in my book. Maybe not someone that’s a danger to society at large per se, but definitely someone who preys on those weaker than he is. He portrays himself as a danger to society at large, sure. At the end of the day he’s just that fat fuck up who pretends to speak Spanish and obsesses over bikes and transportation signs. With how he’s fucked his skin up with shitty tattoos and his terrible diet and work ethic, he will never look like Punk Rock Jay-Lo or Sakura and on some level I think he’s always known this but he’s also too lazy to really do anything about it.

If I were in a similar situation where all my family had abandoned me and I was living in squalor I’d likely try to join a monastery and abandon my past, I doubt they’d let him with all those gaudy tattoos and piercings but it’s worth a shot if nothing else. If they won’t take you then maybe try the Peace Corp? Just something other than Antifa Crime Minister that doesn’t actually do anything.

And yes, I don’t like Phil, I haven’t since I started following him in 2008. I feel sorry for Chris sometimes, if by some chance I saw Chris irl I might snap a photo and if he was sitting alone I may go talk to him for a second. Just because I’ve known who he was for so long. But I wouldn’t be mean or enable him. I’d just have a friendly chat and walk away. If there was anything interesting I’d post about it.

For ADF, if I saw him in public I’d blatantly laugh at him and say “Salud Phil”. Because yes I don’t like him. I would snap a picture and blatantly tell him I was posting it here the same way he posts random peoples pictures because fuck you Phil.

EDIT: Autocorrect is weird sometimes.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Shouldn't you use Phil's own "detain him for questioning" technique as Phil is an enemy of Antifa -- by trying to join it.

I’m not touching him except in self defense.

 

[muh_moobs]

tough call, I mean I can see having to save him

Cop : why did youknock him out?

I was helping him out. He pulled a knife and it was pretty evident he was going to accidentally cut his femoral artery doing his made up Antifa kata, so I thought night night was the less dangerous option for him.
If they wire his jaw shut, maybe he can make it to under morbidly obese

Phil would just start making pizza-shakes.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

tough call, I mean I can see having to save him

Cop : why did youknock him out?

I was helping him out. He pulled a knife and it was pretty evident he was going to accidentally cut his femoral artery doing his made up Antifa kata, so I thought night night was the less dangerous option for him.
If they wire his jaw shut, maybe he can make it to under morbidly obese

I feel like if you tried to punch him in the head, your fist would just get enveloped in his head-flab.

 

[Mogambo]

It was from August 2019. In Phil's time scale -- remember, he only learned of Gamergate 9 months after everyone was sick of it -- this is just like one hour ago.

You're not wrong. For someone so obsessed with youth counterculture, Phil is really bad at it. I mean really bad. I mean obviously part of it is that he's old, and he's not in college or hanging around young people so he doesn't really know whats "hip," "popular" or "trending." And he's dumb as a rock. He was also pretty sheltered as a kid and, to be honest, he's actually pretty conservative and vanilla.

I think he almost has to wait a few weeks or even months before commenting on a social issue to make sure whatever he says is in line with the antifa kids he's trying to emulate, even if its no longer topical for anyone else on the planet. He also tends to take things at face value, and once he forms an association in his head, its pretty firmly fixed. For example, he conflates cars, fedoras and cishet white men, because in his mind those are all "bad" and therefore things he's supposed to be "rebelling against." Of course he doesn't understand why we laugh at him for making such nonsensical word soup, causing him to double down on the autism.

Honestly would it be considered somewhat A-Loggy to 'hate' ADF or deem him as just a really big asshole? I'm not going to lose sleep over him but at the end of the day I don't have as much sympathy for him as I do other lolcows like Chris, Terry, etc.

I'm not sure you really can a-log him. Phil's an asshole. I wouldn't pozload my negholep, but at this point I really wouldn't feel sorry for him either. He's had plenty of chances and managed to screw up his entire life because of his obsession with asspats and identity politics. Add to that the fact that he's a known abuser and there's really not much else to say about him. I'll keep following his antics and laughing at his failures up until the point he dies, and maybe a bit afterwards. At least Chris you can actually feel sorry for. Phil has long since burnt through any goodwill people might have extended him.

Literally everyone he’s assaulted has been someone without the ability or will to fight back. That’s the definition of a predator in my book. Maybe not someone that’s a danger to society at large per se, but definitely someone who preys on those weaker than he is. He portrays himself as a danger to society at large, sure. At the end of the day he’s just that fat fuck up who pretends to speak Spanish and obsesses over bikes and transportation signs. With how he’s fucked his skin up with shitty tattoos and his terrible diet and work ethic, he will never look like Punk Rock Jay-Lo or Sakura and on some level I think he’s always known this but he’s also too lazy to really do anything about it.

Nah, Phil definitely knows he's just a fat white kid. In fact it causes him some degree of anxiety, although more from fear of people in his social circle finding out and telling each other. Personally I wonder if he's aware that he's too old to be pretending to be a teenager.

Anyway what you said about him being a predator is spot on. I'd just like to add that for someone as genuinely stupid as he is, Phil is (or at least was) remarkably good at grafting other SJWs and exploiting resources meant for LGBTQ youth. He managed to stay at shelters long past the time when it would have been age appropriate, and got a fair bit of money and support from other SJWs before word started getting around. Honestly I suspect he's getting screwed over by other wannabe antifa morons, but thats kind of karma for how he waddled around Portland and Cali for the last few years so its rather amusing to me.

I feel bad for that woman if she really did get kicked out by Phil. Honestly that's one of the worst things he has ever done if it is real.

Knowing the whole social justice crowd I suspect that may actually be true, but its hard to say for sure. Certainly the current mood is to favor trannies, especially ones who put no effort into even pretending to transition. Just look at the Jonathan Yaniv fiasco.

 

[The Dude]

I think Phil is in a similar frame of mind that Chris is, that being he hates that he's getting older and wants to be young. The difference being that Chris wants to be a little kid playing with Transformers and My Little Ponies, and Phil wants to be a hip, with it teenager. So he tries to seem knowledgeable and in the know with what all the young people are down with these days. (Insert Steve Buscemi meme here.) Phil's problem is, of course, he's Autistic, has a double digit IQ, and he's just an out-of-touch boomer now. And it's only going to get worse (and creepier) as he goes from boomer to geezer.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Phil is in a similar frame of mind that Chris is, that being he hates that he's getting older and wants to be young. The difference being that Chris wants to be a little kid playing with Transformers and My Little Ponies, and Phil wants to be a hip, with it teenager. So he tries to seem knowledgeable and in the know with what all the young people are down with these days. (Insert Steve Buscemi meme here.) Phil's problem is, of course, he's Autistic, has a double digit IQ, and he's just an out-of-touch boomer now. And it's only going to get worse (and creepier) as he goes from boomer to geezer.

Ironically, Chris is more mature and competent than he is, despite having even less real world experience. You'd think Phil would have picked up some modicum of street smarts during his semi-homeless period, but no, he just got even more street stupids instead.

 

[The Dude]

Ironically, Chris is more mature and competent than he is, despite having even less real world experience. You'd think Phil would have picked up some modicum of street smarts during his semi-homeless period, but no, he just got even more street stupids instead.

You have to remember that Phil spent the vast majority of his "five years of houselessness" either renting motel rooms or mooching couches to surf from well-meaning Leftards. Only rarely, when he had no other option and couldn't find a rube to sucker, would he stay at a shelter or was on the streets.

That being said, Phil does have some street smarts. He's a grifter at heart, just not a good one. He's dumb as a box of unused dilators, but he does have a little animal cunning.

Chris, on the other hand, is going to be absolutely hopeless when he loses 14BC. He's not going to know what to do or who to turn to. Phil was at least able to grift his way through five years until he suckered the State into getting him his own place.

But I'd place them about on the same level, just for different reasons. They have their own different levels where they can "excell" for lack of a better word, but the overall packages are about equal.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You have to remember that Phil spent the vast majority of his "five years of houselessness" either renting motel rooms or mooching couches to surf from well-meaning Leftards. Only rarely, when he had no other option and couldn't find a rube to sucker, would he stay at a shelter or was on the streets.

That being said, Phil does have some street smarts. He's a grifter at heart, just not a good one. He's dumb as a box of unused dilators, but he does have a little animal cunning.

Chris, on the other hand, is going to be absolutely hopeless when he loses 14BC. He's not going to know what to do or who to turn to. Phil was at least able to grift his way through five years until he suckered the State into getting him his own place.

But I'd place them about on the same level, just for different reasons. They have their own different levels where they can "excell" for lack of a better word, but the overall packages are about equal.

I think both of them are good at being pathetic. By which I mean, both are aware that they’re tards and know that they have a certain amount of leverage as a result. They know that as long as they roll over and show their bellies at the right time, they can usually avoid an ass-kicking.

I always find it interesting when Phil finds a new subculture to mooch off, the way he plays with his identity to try to get in with them, but then drops it as soon as he realises it’s not working.

 

[The Dude]

I think both of them are good at being pathetic. By which I mean, both are aware that they’re tards and know that they have a certain amount of leverage as a result. They know that as long as they roll over and show their bellies at the right time, they can usually avoid an ass-kicking.

I always find it interesting when Phil finds a new subculture to mooch off, the way he plays with his identity to try to get in with them, but then drops it as soon as he realises it’s not working.

Well, I think their avoiding well deserved ass-kickings has more to do with them both being a social recluse than anything else. Well, that and just being utterly pathetic and obviously a mental child in Chris' case. Phil did get his ass beat by a skinny white college kid during Occupy, but that supports my argument since he was out in the public frequently then.

 

[AnOminous]

That being said, Phil does have some street smarts. He's a grifter at heart, just not a good one. He's dumb as a box of unused dilators, but he does have a little animal cunning.

He's bait for low functioning tards like Jonathan C. Holiday, a grifting alcoholic homosexual predator so dysfunctional he continually hovers on the edge of homelessness whenever his latest grift victim finally wises up and kicks him to the curb. There's really virtually nobody who falls into Phil's victim category other than fools who momentarily feel sorry for him for how absolutely pathetic and useless he is. They soon regret their folly.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I came across this older video. Phil's fat hooded head, back, and megaphone make an appearance at 0:06. His unmistakable nasally voice can be heard throughout.

I'm guessing this is from the fall of 2019. I wonder how Phil is using his enhanced tardbux?

 

[The Dude]

I came across this older video. Phil's fat hooded head, back, and megaphone make an appearance at 0:06. His unmistakable nasally voice can be heard throughout.
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I'm guessing this is from the fall of 2019. I wonder how Phil is using his enhanced tardbux?

How intimidating. A bunch of whiny, childish faggots ganging up on an old fat guy. I'll bet they feel so badass and accomplished.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

How intimidating. A bunch of whiny, childish faggots ganging up on an old fat guy. I'll bet they feel so badass and accomplished.

If this was say Georgia instead of Portland, I'd unfold the Kel-Tec sub 2000 pop in the extended mag and just prime the first round. Watch them disperse. Sure it's a little hard on fantasy but a few gun noises of just the action moving would cause them to shit* their pants. I'm so glad the antifa thing kind of died down as I expected it to. That was an annoying time in American history

I fully expect Mr Isabel to have a character change soon as these types of political groups move off into the sunset... I'm curious what will be

 

[KiwiJoe]

If this was say Georgia instead of Portland, I'd unfold the Kel-Tec sub 2000 pop in the extended mag and just prime the first round. Watch them disperse. Sure it's a little hard on fantasy but a few gun noises of just the action moving would cause them to shit* their pants. I'm so glad the antifa thing kind of died down as I expected it to. That was an annoying time in American history

I fully expect Mr Isabel to have a character change soon as these types of political groups move off into the sunset... I'm curious what will be

Is Phil still really antisemitic? I mean he got troon pills and a lot of commie regalia. So if he still is he'll probably LARP as a "Antizionist unIronic Trad Catholic Femboy Trap Nazbol" on Twitter and will suck up to the degenrate side of whatever remains of the Alt-Right before they see his IRL pics and then promptly dump him.

It would be a good way to recycle his antifa gear while still exploring a different 'crowd' he can pretend to be part of.

 

[Mogambo]

Honestly both Phil and Chris could have used a few ass whoppings when they were younger. Phil moreso than Chris, but regardless it would have taught them both a bit of humility. Not that I'm advocating bullying or anything, but some people have to learn the hard way not to act like cunts.

I'm so glad the antifa thing kind of died down as I expected it to. That was an annoying time in American history

Pretty much all social trends die out sooner or later. Part of getting old is recognizing that. We've still got plenty of SJW nonsense but at least some of it is starting to fade out.

I fully expect Mr Isabel to have a character change soon as these types of political groups move off into the sunset... I'm curious what will be

Well the thing to remember about Phil is he tends to be late to the party, and he also clings to things long after they've ceased being popular with young people. He'll keep pretending to be an Antifa supersoaker for years after its no longer relevant.

Is Phil still really antisemitic? I mean he got troon pills and a lot of commie regalia. So if he still is he'll probably LARP as a "Antizionist unIronic Trad Catholic Femboy Trap Nazbol" on Twitter and will suck up to the degenrate side of whatever remains of the Alt-Right before they see his IRL pics and then promptly dump him.

Phil is a hate-filled little shit, but he's not quite antisemitic. Or rather he is, sort of, but he's also sort of fascinated with Israel and Judaism at the same time. Most of his antisemitism is just him parroting back crap he heard other far leftists say because he was mad at Zuckerberg because Facebook wouldn't let him change genders and names more than a couple times a month. And no I'm not even exaggerating there. That's what passed him off. Maybe he knew people wouldn't re-add him if he made a new account but he was really pissy about it for a while.

Phil is racist and scared of people who aren't like him. I wonder how much of it goes back to his mother's neuroses. The thing is, he sort of does share some of the same bigotries as the alt right. He thinks Mexicans are dirty and lazy, he just wants to play act at being Latinx because he thought it would make him cool and sexy, but when he's under pressure he gets cocky and starts threatening to get people deported. Of course the other thing is, he likes fascism. Ironically that is the reason he was infatuated with Israel (he once even said gays should segregate straights out of the population and discriminate against them like Israel did to Palestinians) but he's also infatuated with Communism, China, the Soviet Union and (most bafflingly) Nazi Germany. He even did fetish art with Nazi uniforms.

I think were he born a little later, or if he'd waited a few years to get into his identity politics shit, he may well have ended up with the alt right, or at least the Nazi furs or some shit. Hell all he'd really have needed was to think Germany in Hetalia was cuter than China, since that was what made him interested in China (and Communism, and bicycles) in the first place.

 

[CheesyBoy]

I fully expect Mr Isabel to have a character change soon as these types of political groups move off into the sunset... I'm curious what will be

Can't wait to see what shitty tattoos he gets. Do you think he'll try to cover up the Antifa shit he already has, or will he leave them as a sad reminder that he never stomped any Nazi asses?

 

[DespotCTM]

I feel like if you tried to punch him in the head, your fist would just get enveloped in his head-flab.

His own build-in sped helmet

 

[The Dude]

I really can't see Phil getting into far-right/alt-right politics for one simple reason: they aren't demanding free shit for NEETs like Phil. In Phil's mind (and a lot of others who don't understand Marxism/Socialism/Communism/Maoism), the politics he's pushing will one day result in a life where he never has to work, but everything he wants will be given to him by the government simply because he has a pulse. Phil going on about how he should get everything from mall ninja weapons to housing for free isn't going to win him any friends with guys who think white ethnostates and strict immigration policies are goals we should be striving for.

 

[muh_moobs]

I came across this older video. Phil's fat hooded head, back, and megaphone make an appearance at 0:06. His unmistakable nasally voice can be heard throughout.
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I'm guessing this is from the fall of 2019. I wonder how Phil is using his enhanced tardbux?

Looks kinda like Violet Ocean in the background of the thumbnail. But this is outside, so it couldn't be.