Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Billy-Bob Chimpman fantasizes himself as Gunn from what I remember, meaning that he is autistically obsessed with his rise and fall since he sees himself as James Gunn. It's that level of pathetic and weird, but then this is a manchild who wore a Mario suit on Easter so he really should've just ended it anyway.
Chipmanesque movie pitch: The Fanatic, but with Moose replaced by Robert and Hunter Dunbar replaced by James Gunn.
 
It's possible Bob forgot to pack his dress shirt and used his polo shirt as a substitute. Even important things can get left behind on an out-of-country trip. Doesn't excuse the rest of his suit looking like a three day old pile of laundry, though.
100% intentional manchild. Note the white farmer socks with his loafers.
 
Bob’s gunning to be part of the most gruesome thruple yet. She’s not gonna fuck you, bro. More to the point, all this talk of how you “fight” and “bust [your] ass” for the downtrodden is just bizarre. You sit your ass on Twitter. That’s literally all your “fighting” entails. Granted, trying to rebuild a post-COVID-19 world is small fry compared to your personal Vietnam of the console wars, but come the fuck on.

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Bob cried too whilst violently jerking off to the nude photos of her brushing the hair of the female employee she and her husband were banging. She's got quite the gremlin body that's tastefully accented by the iron cross tattoo next to her front butt. All those evil bullies that forced her to resign after she allowed herself to be documented like this are just like those evil, chud bullies who tried to cancel James Gunn...smh...

Fun fact: There's some evidence that shows that Cenk Uygur helped get the Republican elected by running for that district and thus spreading out the voter base.
 
Seeing Bob stan for Lilly Wachowski’s tard raging towards Ivanka Trump and Elon Musk gives me another good indication that Matrix 4 will be the same movie for Bob’s comfort zone in the same manner as Dark Fate and Ghostbusters 2016; unnecessary sequels and reboots with woke politics.

I was gonna say "this Matrix sequel is unique because it's a 'woke' sequel in a series already full of unnecessary sequels!" but honestly, Terminator is way worse about that. I get that its not fair that the second movie in the original trilogy had the best, most definitive ending in the franchise but all the sequels sucked anyway. I was also gonna bitch about how the Animatrix was good on its own but ruins the franchise with its backstory but there's no natural way to fit that in.

I don't have a way to segue this rambling screed back to MovieBob so, uh... he's fat. Just like the franchises he loves, he's filled with tons of unnecessary bloat.
 
100% intentional manchild. Note the white farmer socks with his loafers.
Oh lawd the white socks.
You made me look them up again, so now you all get to endure this with me.
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Also, 100% polo shirt.
Speaking of those days, that his actual sister? The potato gene must be on the Y chromosome in that family.
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Bile-spewing Bob “Love and Light” Chipman, ladies and gentlemen:

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Off topic, but what does She-Ra saying "gay rights" have to do with anything at all? I heard the show was more interested in lesbian shipping than any kind of story. I guess saying "cartoon targeting Tumblrinas says thing that appeals to Tumblrinas" doesn't sound as impressive.
 
There's nothing about that picture that I don't love. Between that photo and the video of his dancing at Chris' wedding, maybe Bob should consider staying away from formal functions. Luckily for him, he's never invited to any outside the family. God knows he'll never have a wedding of his own.
 
Oh lawd the white socks.
You made me look them up again, so now you all get to endure this with me.
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Also, 100% polo shirt.
Speaking of those days, that his actual sister? The potato gene must be on the Y chromosome in that family.
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I think that was a rented suit, and when they got down to Cancun Bob barely fit in to the jacket, and couldn't fit in to the vest or shirt. Due to fat.

Also love the fat blob of Bob hunched over a table in the Chip/ Sis picture.
 
I think that was a rented suit, and when they got down to Cancun Bob barely fit in to the jacket, and couldn't fit in to the vest or shirt. Due to fat.

Also love the fat blob of Bob hunched over a table in the Chip/ Sis picture.

Even a half decent tailor for a wedding will account for that. If they can't fit you into a vest, they'll have dickies that match the rest of the wedding party's vests. Also, note the lapels on Bob's and Chippa's suits don't really match. I think this was a piecemeal affair, and Bob genuinely doesn't own anything decent, and couldn't be arsed to buy a fucking dress shirt for his own sister's wedding.

Further, and I can't believe I never noticed this before, he's clearly wearing the same polo shirt in the infamous hunched-over-his-phone-at-a-wedding-reception picture. It matches perfectly.
 
Even a half decent tailor for a wedding will account for that. If they can't fit you into a vest, they'll have dickies that match the rest of the wedding party's vests. Also, note the lapels on Bob's and Chippa's suits don't really match. I think this was a piecemeal affair, and Bob genuinely doesn't own anything decent, and couldn't be arsed to buy a fucking dress shirt for his own sister's wedding.

Further, and I can't believe I never noticed this before, he's clearly wearing the same polo shirt in the infamous hunched-over-his-phone-at-a-wedding-reception picture. It matches perfectly.
He was also wearing the same polo in the photo of him and his brother arriving in Mexico
 
Is it possible Bob made another account to insult people who make fun of him?
This account has no followers or following anybody but all its replies are insulting anyone who replies making fun of bob.
It's interesting, an account made in 2013 that either deleted everything prior to April 6th 2020 or sat dormant until then. While not everything is a reply to someone mocking/challenging Bob, I do get serious Robert vibes from how they talk/attempt humor. I really like how this shit account with zero following likes to clap back and tell people they're blocked.
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All of the other accounts for the one below either deleted their tweet or were banned.
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The bellow was footage of the Ahmaud Arbery shooting. I'm guessing David has Bob's "personal" account blocked. Can't imagine why though...
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This one screams "Bob" to me more than any of the others.
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Maybe truemetis really does have competition for biggest dick sucker?
Orange is a French telecommunications company that started to move into the Japanese market back in 2014.
First result for "orange_misawa" on google
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Clicking on the link does lead back the account in question. My guess is that the business that this was set up for fell through at some point. Who ever operated this account probably deleted everything, thinking it wouldn't be traced back to the head company, so he could say whatever retarded shit he wanted but didn't change the @ for some reason. Seems like the caliber of person that would simp for The Lord of Lynn.
 
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It's interesting, an account made in 2013 that either deleted everything prior to April 6th 2020 or sat dormant until then. While not everything is a reply to someone mocking/challenging Bob, I do get serious Robert vibes from how they talk/attempt humor. I really like how this shit account with zero following likes to clap back and tell people they're blocked.
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All of the other accounts for the one below either deleted their tweet or were banned.
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The bellow was footage of the Ahmaud Arbery shooting. I'm guessing David has Bob's "personal" account blocked. Can't imagine why though...
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This one screams "Bob" to me more than any of the others.
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I dunno. It feels too pithy to be Bob, although I guess that could be a result of him deliberately attempting to disguise his writing style. The use of "insect" as an insult sure is interesting, though. It almost feels ironic, but nowhere else does it seem to be spoofing Bob. Very weird, whatever it is. If it's not Bob, it might be Chippa, or someone else he knows in real life ... assuming there is anyone.
 
He was also wearing the same polo in the photo of him and his brother arriving in Mexico
No, he's been wearing a supremely tasteless hawaii shirt there as well.
Even a half decent tailor for a wedding will account for that. If they can't fit you into a vest, they'll have dickies that match the rest of the wedding party's vests. Also, note the lapels on Bob's and Chippa's suits don't really match. I think this was a piecemeal affair, and Bob genuinely doesn't own anything decent, and couldn't be arsed to buy a fucking dress shirt for his own sister's wedding.

Further, and I can't believe I never noticed this before, he's clearly wearing the same polo shirt in the infamous hunched-over-his-phone-at-a-wedding-reception picture. It matches perfectly.
Yeah, that was the same day I think as the other picture with Chris, as Chris was also wearing that same blue shirt.
Rented suit might make sense. But rented in Mexico, as Bob probably didn't know that he should wear a nice suit to his sister's wedding and only found out when he was there. So he had to rent something there on short notice, and it was ill-fitting garbage mixed with his own polo shirt and white socks.
I do like their faces in that white-socks-pic. Got that "retarded brother fucked something up and is now apologetic yet still happy that he hasn't been shot behind the barn by his pissed off brother" vibe between them.
 
Their sister seems like a normie, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. Against all odds, she broke the cycle of ugly weirdo arrogance. So I’m pretty sure she, like every normie bride, made sure her brothers knew what to wear. They weren’t in the wedding party so wouldn’t have worn matching suits anyway. The most obvious explanation is that Bob is a fat fucking loser who brought ill-fitting clothes and didn’t give a shit what he looked like. Even Bob knows you can’t polish a turd.

And I’m reasonably certain he’s still pissed his sister picked a sunny destination wedding where reading his tweets every daylight moment was a struggle. Unfortunately for him, she didn’t choose to get married in a damp basement full of empty cans as décor.
 
Is it possible Bob made another account to insult people who make fun of him?
This account has no followers or following anybody but all its replies are insulting anyone who replies making fun of bob.
Oh no. That's for sure him. This is sad.

Props to him for disguising it well, without having Bob or Mario in the Twitter handle. But, it's for sure him because the attacks toward Bob are all treated as if they were directed to him (the Orange Misawa Twitter).
 
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