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Chipmanesque movie pitch: The Fanatic, but with Moose replaced by Robert and Hunter Dunbar replaced by James Gunn.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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100% intentional manchild. Note the white farmer socks with his loafers.
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Bob cried too whilst violently jerking off to the nude photos of her brushing the hair of the female employee she and her husband were banging. She's got quite the gremlin body that's tastefully accented by the iron cross tattoo next to her front butt. All those evil bullies that forced her to resign after she allowed herself to be documented like this are just like those evil, chud bullies who tried to cancel James Gunn...smh...
Fun fact: There's some evidence that shows that Cenk Uygur helped get the Republican elected by running for that district and thus spreading out the voter base.
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I was gonna say "this Matrix sequel is unique because it's a 'woke' sequel in a series already full of unnecessary sequels!" but honestly, Terminator is way worse about that. I get that its not fair that the second movie in the original trilogy had the best, most definitive ending in the franchise but all the sequels sucked anyway. I was also gonna bitch about how the Animatrix was good on its own but ruins the franchise with its backstory but there's no natural way to fit that in.
I don't have a way to segue this rambling screed back to MovieBob so, uh... he's fat. Just like the franchises he loves, he's filled with tons of unnecessary bloat.
Meriasek
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Oh lawd the white socks.
You made me look them up again, so now you all get to endure this with me.
Also, 100% polo shirt.
Speaking of those days, that his actual sister? The potato gene must be on the Y chromosome in that family.
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OMFG. Of course this rētard’s pants are several inches too short.
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Off topic, but what does She-Ra saying "gay rights" have to do with anything at all? I heard the show was more interested in lesbian shipping than any kind of story. I guess saying "cartoon targeting Tumblrinas says thing that appeals to Tumblrinas" doesn't sound as impressive.Bile-spewing Bob “Love and Light” Chipman, ladies and gentlemen:
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There's nothing about that picture that I don't love. Between that photo and the video of his dancing at Chris' wedding, maybe Bob should consider staying away from formal functions. Luckily for him, he's never invited to any outside the family. God knows he'll never have a wedding of his own.
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Oh lawd the white socks.
You made me look them up again, so now you all get to endure this with me.
Also, 100% polo shirt.
Speaking of those days, that his actual sister? The potato gene must be on the Y chromosome in that family.
I think that was a rented suit, and when they got down to Cancun Bob barely fit in to the jacket, and couldn't fit in to the vest or shirt. Due to fat.
Also love the fat blob of Bob hunched over a table in the Chip/ Sis picture.
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Even a half decent tailor for a wedding will account for that. If they can't fit you into a vest, they'll have dickies that match the rest of the wedding party's vests. Also, note the lapels on Bob's and Chippa's suits don't really match. I think this was a piecemeal affair, and Bob genuinely doesn't own anything decent, and couldn't be arsed to buy a fucking dress shirt for his own sister's wedding.
Further, and I can't believe I never noticed this before, he's clearly wearing the same polo shirt in the infamous hunched-over-his-phone-at-a-wedding-reception picture. It matches perfectly.
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He was also wearing the same polo in the photo of him and his brother arriving in Mexico
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Good lord. Is it possible he brought only one shirt for the entire trip to Mexico? That thing must've smelled like pickled balls by the time he got on the plane home.
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It's interesting, an account made in 2013 that either deleted everything prior to April 6th 2020 or sat dormant until then. While not everything is a reply to someone mocking/challenging Bob, I do get serious Robert vibes from how they talk/attempt humor. I really like how this shit account with zero following likes to clap back and tell people they're blocked.
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All of the other accounts for the one below either deleted their tweet or were banned.
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The bellow was footage of the Ahmaud Arbery shooting. I'm guessing David has Bob's "personal" account blocked. Can't imagine why though...
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This one screams "Bob" to me more than any of the others.
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owls on Twitter: "Siri how does a racist insect use Twitter… "
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owls on Twitter: "Did a toxic sack of shit say something?… "
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All of the other accounts for the one below either deleted their tweet or were banned.
owls on Twitter: "Thank god the twitter police is here… "
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The bellow was footage of the Ahmaud Arbery shooting. I'm guessing David has Bob's "personal" account blocked. Can't imagine why though...
owls on Twitter: "WTH I thought I already blocked this asshole. Oh we…
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This one screams "Bob" to me more than any of the others.
owls on Twitter: "I guess if refusing to work to reform a democratic …
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owls on Twitter: "Imagine abandoning any pretense of good intentions …
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owls on Twitter: "Yeah, I bet that was with good intentions you POS… "
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owls on Twitter: "Yeah that POS Aso Taro did, who else? "They're" is …
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Maybe truemetis really does have competition for biggest dick sucker?
Orange is a French telecommunications company that started to move into the Japanese market back in 2014.
First result for "orange_misawa" on google
Clicking on the link does lead back the account in question. My guess is that the business that this was set up for fell through at some point. Who ever operated this account probably deleted everything, thinking it wouldn't be traced back to the head company, so he could say whatever retarded shit he wanted but didn't change the @ for some reason. Seems like the caliber of person that would simp for The Lord of Lynn.
First result for "orange_misawa" on google
Clicking on the link does lead back the account in question. My guess is that the business that this was set up for fell through at some point. Who ever operated this account probably deleted everything, thinking it wouldn't be traced back to the head company, so he could say whatever retarded shit he wanted but didn't change the @ for some reason. Seems like the caliber of person that would simp for The Lord of Lynn.
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It's interesting, an account made in 2013 that either deleted everything prior to April 6th 2020 or sat dormant until then. While not everything is a reply to someone mocking/challenging Bob, I do get serious Robert vibes from how they talk/attempt humor. I really like how this shit account with zero following likes to clap back and tell people they're blocked.
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I dunno. It feels too pithy to be Bob, although I guess that could be a result of him deliberately attempting to disguise his writing style. The use of "insect" as an insult sure is interesting, though. It almost feels ironic, but nowhere else does it seem to be spoofing Bob. Very weird, whatever it is. If it's not Bob, it might be Chippa, or someone else he knows in real life ... assuming there is anyone.
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No, he's been wearing a supremely tasteless hawaii shirt there as well.
Yeah, that was the same day I think as the other picture with Chris, as Chris was also wearing that same blue shirt.
Rented suit might make sense. But rented in Mexico, as Bob probably didn't know that he should wear a nice suit to his sister's wedding and only found out when he was there. So he had to rent something there on short notice, and it was ill-fitting garbage mixed with his own polo shirt and white socks.
I do like their faces in that white-socks-pic. Got that "retarded brother fucked something up and is now apologetic yet still happy that he hasn't been shot behind the barn by his pissed off brother" vibe between them.
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Their sister seems like a normie, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. Against all odds, she broke the cycle of ugly weirdo arrogance. So I’m pretty sure she, like every normie bride, made sure her brothers knew what to wear. They weren’t in the wedding party so wouldn’t have worn matching suits anyway. The most obvious explanation is that Bob is a fat fucking loser who brought ill-fitting clothes and didn’t give a shit what he looked like. Even Bob knows you can’t polish a turd.
And I’m reasonably certain he’s still pissed his sister picked a sunny destination wedding where reading his tweets every daylight moment was a struggle. Unfortunately for him, she didn’t choose to get married in a damp basement full of empty cans as décor.
And I’m reasonably certain he’s still pissed his sister picked a sunny destination wedding where reading his tweets every daylight moment was a struggle. Unfortunately for him, she didn’t choose to get married in a damp basement full of empty cans as décor.
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Oh no. That's for sure him. This is sad.
Props to him for disguising it well, without having Bob or Mario in the Twitter handle. But, it's for sure him because the attacks toward Bob are all treated as if they were directed to him (the Orange Misawa Twitter).
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LMAO does this dude actually not know how to walk?Oh lawd the white socks.
You made me look them up again, so now you all get to endure this with me.
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Blob, what are you doing? You're even fatter and more out of shape. Donald is in his 70's, what's your excuse?
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Chronic injuries from the Console Wars.
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