Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Unog]

parroting unconfirmed shit said by Maddox, Jesse, Asterios and Jamie just makes you look stupid.

As opposed to getting %200 Mad at a guy for writing up a dumb theory about an eceleb on the infamous gossip forum kiwifarmsdotnet?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Lol I didn't writes walls of text about some dried up hag because Dick hurt my feelings at some point and I can't get over it.

She literally has no presence online and parroting unconfirmed shit said by Maddox, Jesse, Asterios and Jamie just makes you look stupid. Either find something with substance or fuck off.

Strange thing to sperg about I was able to find Marie Valenzuela online pretty easily.
Also if you don't care about the dried up leather face junkie, why are you white knighting against some one speculating Maddox may of had a smidgen of nobel intention and given the info Mad-Dax, JLH and Maddox have said about Marie Valenzuela. I think it's worth re evaluating the theory that maybe this might be why Maddox was soooooo reluctant to put this info about Marie Valenzuela out there. Why do you care if I look stupid? What is "more substance"?

I seemed to have hit a nerve. Was it the HulaGirl86 stuff and looking for an archive of footage? Would you like me to not talk about Marie Valenzuela because she is boring? I really am sorry I have upset you.

 

[MemeGrey]

As opposed to getting %200 Mad at a guy for writing up a dumb theory about an eceleb on the infamous gossip forum kiwifarmsdotnet?

I seemed to have hit a nerve. Was it the HulaGirl86 stuff and looking for an archive of footage? Would you like me to not talk about Marie Valenzuela because she is boring? I really am sorry I have upset you.

Its not just him though, whenever people talk about Dick these retards bring this woman up and steer the conversation towards rumors that if were real we'd have seen something from Maddox by now.

We've been over it, nobody has found anything yet so until there is something new keep your theories to yourself.

Just because Dick is being a huge faggot doesn't vindicate Maddox at all and anyone who thinks otherwise is too emotionally invested.

 

[Comfyman]

anyone who thinks otherwise is too emotionally invested.

Talk about projection

 

[Never Scored]

Strange thing to sperg about I was able to find Marie Valenzuela online pretty easily.
Also if you don't care about the dried up leather face junkie, why are you white knighting against some one speculating Maddox may of had a smidgen of nobel intention and given the info Mad-Dax, JLH and Maddox have said about Marie Valenzuela. I think it's worth re evaluating the theory that maybe this might be why Maddox was soooooo reluctant to put this info about Marie Valenzuela out there. Why do you care if I look stupid? What is "more substance"?

I seemed to have hit a nerve. Was it the HulaGirl86 stuff and looking for an archive of footage? Would you like me to not talk about Marie Valenzuela because she is boring? I really am sorry I have upset you.

If that is her, for someone who claims to be into big tiddies Dick's missus sure doesn't seem to have big tiddies.

I would have expected something more like fourth row down, middle.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Its not just him though, whenever people talk about Dick these retards bring this woman up and steer the conversation towards rumors that if were real we'd have seen something from Maddox by now.

We've been over it, nobody has found anything yet so until there is something new keep your theories to yourself.

Just because Dick is being a huge faggot doesn't vindicate Maddox at all and anyone who thinks otherwise is too emotionally invested.

I never said Maddox was vindicated. I specifically even say Maddox was selfishly trying for the thrupple and what he did after the show ended was unforgivable.

What I am saying is that there may of been a single human quality that gives Maddox a bit more complexity than a 2d coloring book villain. Maddox specifically tries to hint in the wauterboi leaks that he didn't want her leaving with Dax because Marie Valenzuela has a DUI. This makes no sense to anyone why Maddox would freak out about that and Dick would be driving. However, take into account Marie Valenzuela is a drug addict with a DUI and Dax Herrera is a person who feeds people drugs to get what he wants from them it makes a tad bit more sense. Occums razor and all that jazz. Dax Herrera even prides himself in being the kind of person who gives addicts drugs and being super cool and using drugs.

Again I am unsure why you are angry? First it was Marie Valenzuela is nothing of "substance", then it's this weird if you aren't pro-Dick you are team Maddox line, then it's no one has a smoking gun or proof so SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! (even though I talk about strange scrubbed accounts, admit it proves nothing, then ask for if anyone knows the alleged cam website to see if I can grab an archive and research this claim). If I upset you I am deeply sorry.

 

[MemeGrey]

I never said Maddox was vindicated. I specifically even say Maddox was selfishly trying for the thrupple and what he did after the show ended was unforgivable.

What I am saying is that there may of been a single human quality that gives Maddox a bit more complexity than a 2d coloring book villain. Maddox specifically tries to hint in the wauterboi leaks that he didn't want her leaving with Dax because Marie Valenzuela has a DUI. This makes no sense to anyone why Maddox would freak out about that and Dick would be driving. However, take into account Marie Valenzuela is a drug addict with a DUI and Dax Herrera is a person who feeds people drugs to get what he wants from them it makes a tad bit more sense. Occums razor and all that jazz. Dax Herrera even prides himself in being the kind of person who gives addicts drugs and being super cool and using drugs.

Again I am unsure why you are angry? First it was Marie Valenzuela is nothing of "substance", then it's this weird if you aren't pro-Dick you are team Maddox line, then it's no one has a smoking gun or proof so SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! (even though I talk about strange scrubbed accounts, admit it proves nothing, then ask for if anyone knows the alleged cam website to see if I can grab an archive and research this claim). If I upset you I am deeply sorry.

1. Attributing motive to Maddox based on Occams razor is stupid because the guy works and thinks on completely bizarre lines of logic and reasoning.

2. Dick has talked about drunk driving or driving under the influence plenty of times and how he thinks laws against it are stupid, may George didn't want the love of his life crippled in a wreck.

3. Every single time this woman is brought up it is the same stuff and the people bringing it up the last few times have been intolerable spergs.

4. I'm saying the opposite, just because Dick is a faggot doesn't mean you should start defending Maddox, you can and should laugh at both.

5. You posted a wall of text and didn't even have the decency to link to things like the waut3rboi messages, in my view you were using people shitting on Dick to white knight George so I told you to cry more.

 

[Sped Xing]

1. Attributing motive to Maddox based on Occams razor is stupid because the guy works and thinks on completely bizarre lines of logic and reasoning.

Which is why George is still interesting. I haven't looked at anything Dax has said or done and been baffled. He should stick to making fun of Maddox rather than continue down the path of becoming a "y'all are all haydurs" basic lolcow.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Which is why George is still interesting. I haven't looked at anything Dax has said or done and been baffled. He should stick to making fun of Maddox rather than continue down the path of becoming a "y'all are all haydurs" basic lolcow.

I could never really get into the 'Maddox=satan' thing. Maddox had a site that most people in the 2000s got sent a link to, read an article, and thought it was vaguely amusing. And then you see a picture of him and realize he's not a manly pirate but kind of oily. And then you find out, like all e-famous people, he's a vindictive, scheming narcissist. So he's not talented or good person, and he's probably never going to produce anything that is any good. But satan? Hardly. He's another backstabber in a community of e-famous people who are all backstabbers, including Dax. Or 'Maddax' which, as someone pointed out, is a pretty good nickname.

Like Ethan 'Mundane' Ralph, he's got all the same backstabbing characteristics as the person he got famous destroying for being a backstabber.

 

[Rausch]

One thing I've not noticed anyone pick up on is the weirdness of Dick calling PPP "cleft cock" when shouting at him. The cleft cock guy is Kraut, who admittedly seems to be pals with PPP now (and is doing a brilliant Millennial Woes impression). Still, it all really speaks to the strange conclusion that Dick seems to have allowed Ethan Ralph of all fucking people to have some influence over him. It looks like Dick's version of IBS history comes entirely from Ralph's version of it, which may not be entirely truthful, possibly a little self-serving and perhaps also a little confusing and difficult to remember due to not really making sense in places. Calling PPP cleft cock just looks like a mistake that someone genuinely familiar with the IBS lore and the characters involved just wouldn't make, even if they were drunk. It makes it all the stranger that Dick has ended up as a Kingpin of a bunch of IBS survivors and their retinues, even though he wasn't involved in the original run of that.

And then you have the fact that Dick probably got briefed on PPP by Ralph. That would have been "obese sperg moron who somehow has a couple hundred fans, produces unironic sermons where the comments are 'this isnt funny pls sperg moar', literally showed his arsehole on stream, got kicked out of his Church for this and now A-logs me saying it's my fault that happened even though it's not truuuueee". If you go in to a conversation with a fired up PPP based on only that wholly exoteric intel thinking you're going to just give him the Jesse treatment, then it's not going to work out as planned.

Dick is also exhibiting Ralph-esque tendencies in being drunk all the fucking time and acknowledging that he is interested in what is being said on Kiwifarms. But even Ralph knows to pretend he doesn't care about Kiwifarms and only comes on when he is so blackout drunk and salty that he can't resist the urge to shit talk King of Pol or PPP.

And it's obvious Maddax is not seething because he said lol

Ralph does this all the time, too. He also uses lmao.

Has there ever been a single internet personality that has managed to not turn into a lolcow?

Angry Video Game Nerd maybe?

He seems to stay above the drama and avoid politics so nobody gets alienated and detractors don't have much to work with. He also seems to understand what his audience wants and gives it to them without getting lazy or entitled about it. Basic professionalism, in other words.

In conclusion, when I first noticed the Dick-Gunt alliance solidifying, I had assumed that the plan was for Ralph to become less of a fuck up and more like Dick, not the other way round.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Every single time this woman is brought up it is the same stuff and the people bringing it up the last few times have been intolerable spergs.

You're joking right? Marie Valenzuela was shown in the JLH leaks to secretly record Dick behind his back and leak it to people. She was shown to be an emotional wreck desperate to be married with kids. The JLH leaks showed either Marie Valenzuela is insane, which makes this Helen of Troy who destroyed one of the best podcasts in history hillarious especially since she looks like a busted up blow up doll that got face fucked a few hundred times past the warranty, or Marie Valenzuela (much like Dax Herrera loves to imply) is 100 percent in on it and is as much guilty of this trash fire as Mad-Dax is.
Marie Valenzuela literally cries in a cuck truck while Dax Herrera plows 35 year old failed fitness competition models. That is funny.
Marie Valenzuela snorts up coke and drugs to no end (again by Dax Herrera's own admission) then goes and teaches english to 3rd graders. The thought of her crying in a cuck truck, then snorting coke to numb the pain only to go to school the next day and teach the one thing she wants but will never have how to speak english like a California wet back is funny.
Marie Valenzuela may have been a cam whore. There isn't 100% proof but a lot of sweep sweep left over abandoned accounts, and if someone can tell me the site she cam whored on I MIGHT be able to dig up an archive.

And pictures of the sacred 80's girl who looks like a leather face tranny getting her cam whore stuff rubbed in her face after dating a marketing SEO VP who could of easily helped her bury all this is kinda funny. Imagine trying to woo clients saying how you live in a barbie dream mansion and you are very very smart and you can't even keep your own girls nudes from being dug up or your dirty laundry under wraps cause you couldn't keep from sperging. That to me = comedy gold.

I'm done with the sacred name of Marie Valenzuela being a meat shield because she is such a victim. The days of Dax Herrera using Marie Valenzuela as a meat shield for pearl clutching and moral outrage is done for me. She's fair game to laugh at in my eyes and should be mocked for being so weak to deal with Mad-Dax, or helping scheme side by side with him to make him look like a super Alpha Chad.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

may George didn't want the love of his life crippled in a wreck.

lol can we finally stop pretending Maddox's obsession with Marie is what ended Biggest Problem? This "love of his life" shit is a narrative Dax spun to make himself look like an alpha chad bull instead of just a guy getting some sloppy seconds. George considered Dax to be one of his best friends (to the point where he would have asked him to be his "best man"!) and clearly that's where the butthurt came from.

Also, I don't remember if it was ever mentioned in the leaks read on the show, but Wauterboi posted the entirety of his conversations with George in the TDS patreon discord, and iirc in those leaks George does confirm Marie's BPD diagnosis and expresses concern for her living with Dax. I'm sure there's a lot of stuff in those leaks Dax wouldn't want out there. I didn't bother saving any of it because it was all spread out on like a hundred different folders in a passworded directory on Wauterboi's website, but if anyone else managed to grab those leaks when they dropped in the discord, post that shit.

 

[MemeGrey]

Marie Valenzuela was shown in the JLH leaks to secretly record Dick behind his back and leak it to people.

So?

She was shown to be an emotional wreck desperate to be married with kids.

She is a middle aged woman.

The JLH leaks showed either Marie Valenzuela is insane, which makes this Helen of Troy who destroyed one of the best podcasts in history

TBPITU was mediocre background noise at best.

Marie Valenzuela snorts up coke and drugs to no end (again by Dax Herrera's own admission) then goes and teaches english to 3rd graders.

Maddox and his gf tried so hard to get her fired but she still has her job, I would speculate she isn't snorting coke on school nights and with her seemingly able to talk Dick out of doing acid is a somewhat responsible drug user.

if someone can tell me the site she cam whored on I MIGHT be able to dig up an archive.

Nobody knows because everyone who says they have pictures or proof goes silent when we ask them to post it, which is why this whole derailment is so faggy and gay.

I'm done with the sacred name of Marie Valenzuela being a meat shield because she is such a victim. The days of Dax Herrera using Marie Valenzuela as a meat shield for pearl clutching and moral outrage is done for me.

Yeah, I'm the one thats mad lol

 

[George Cuckzunian]

when we ask them to post it

Who is we? Also I'm saying if I can get info I MIGHT be able to get proof. Also TDS fags are real quick to cry "muh revenge porn" if a single screen shot ever goes up and we've seen what cry babies the New Patreon 2 crew can be with false flagging.

Yeah, I'm the one thats mad lol

The lol at the end really shows how not mad you are.

Maddox and his gf tried so hard to get her fired but she still has her job, I would speculate she isn't snorting coke on school nights and with her seemingly able to talk Dick out of doing acid is a somewhat responsible drug user.

Man, and you thought my theory that Maddox may have some complexity and humanity to his reaction and reluctance to discuss things was dumb.

TBPITU was mediocre background noise at best.

You seem extremely invested in keeping the Narative that Maddox is as simplistic and 1 dimensional as possible for someone who doesn't like Dick or Maddox.




So I wonder what Asterios has to say about any of this especially since Hazencruz was used to personally attack a private moment in his life (where he screamed at Peach Saliva for making fun of his ex wife). Also find it funny Dick is comparing the Farms to TMZ when Dick is on record on the podcast saying TMZ is the most trust worthy name in journalism because they actually bother to pay their sources and verify their stories. Also cause TMZ is politically and ideologically neutral.

 

[MemeGrey]

Who is we? Also I'm saying if I can get info I MIGHT be able to get proof. Also TDS fags are real quick to cry "muh revenge porn" if a single screen shot ever goes up and we've seen what cry babies the New Patreon 2 crew can be with false flagging.

We is anyone who asks for proof, myself and other forum users. I hope you do get info but the people who say they have it haven't given it so far, which is why I think its bullshit.

Man, and you thought my theory that Maddox may have some complexity and humanity to his reaction and reluctance to discuss things was dumb.

Your theory was based on some weird grudge against this woman and stuff Maddox said, I'm just saying she hasn't been fired yet when I'm sure most people would have been.

You seem extremely invested in keeping the Narative that Maddox is as simplistic and 1 dimensional as possible for someone who doesn't like Dick or Maddox.

I'm invested in the thread being funny, you and the other spergs posting fantasies about some bitch who doesn't even talk on Dicks podcast isn't funny to me.

My main issues is that you assume we all obsess over these people like you, we all have to lurk their Twitters and subreddits 24/7 and listen to 30 different livestreams , cause if you didn't you would link the shit you refer to.

 

[Unog]

Yeah, I'm the one thats mad lol

I'm invested in the thread being funny,

 

[Sharp Dressed Klan]

Has anyone tried Fetzima yet for their depression?

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I thought this was interesting, the response to this question was deleted from drugs.com sometime after April 10th but was still indexed on google. I archived the cached page from google on the 12th, which is now also gone.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Your theory was based on some weird grudge against this woman and stuff Maddox said, I'm just saying she hasn't been fired yet when I'm sure most people would have been.

What Grudge? Marie Valenzuela is the funniest part of the JLH leaks cause of how spineless and crazy she is. It's funny that someone so gross looking and obviously mentally ill is the 10/10 pussy that was over hyped and tore these two lolcows apart.

I'm invested in the thread being funny, you and the other spergs posting fantasies about some bitch who doesn't even talk on Dicks podcast isn't funny to me.

So what is funny amongst the trash fire? Let me guess, more joke about wings?

My main issues is that you assume we all obsess over these people like you, we all have to lurk their Twitters and subreddits 24/7 and listen to 30 different livestreams , cause if you didn't you would link the shit you refer to.

The Twitch streams were deleted, and Dick started pushing Piano streams. As far as stuff in the podcast, each one is over 90 minutes and they are over 200 of them. Then again when I pointed to Marie Valenzuela crying in a cuck truck you said it was a nothing burger. You strike me as the kind of person who drills down demanding evidence then disregards the evidence once its handed to you. Since this thread is mostly ex TDS and BPITU fans I'm assuming their memory is as strong as mine. After all Dick relies on deleting everything pre emptively to cover his ass.

Reading your post history, a lot of what you post here is on either Dicks thread, the trashfire thread, or something slightly related to the world of TDS, and in most of it you are saying the same "Dick is super cool Alpha chad" stuff. Not a great look.... Then again you seem to find all of this unfunny and a nothing burger. I'm sure you are not upset.

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I thought this was interesting, the response to this question was deleted from drugs.com sometime after April 10th but was still indexed on google. I archived the cached page from google on the 12th, which is now also gone.

Yeah, you find a bunch for strange stuff like that tied to that name that is getting



Found a mysterious old LiveJournal blog too https://archive.fo/9a1jg
Nothing damning, but when I tried verifying this all there is an obvious attempt by someone who had this username to scrub their history. Which again isn't necessarily proof she was a cam whore or did anything wrong.... but....

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

TDS fags are real quick to cry "muh revenge porn" if a single screen shot ever goes up and we've seen what cry babies the New Patreon 2 crew can be with false flagging.

God, Dick is such a pearl-clutching faggot these days. That hugox subreddit really fucked him up. It'll be interesting to see how his personality evolves as his paypig fanbase continues to transition from normal guys looking for a laugh to pathetic incels who use the show as a daddy simulator.

But it feels as if there is something more at play. It's almost as if Marie Valenzuela is slipping estrogen into his food as revenge for robbing her of her last chance to have a child, condemning her to die alone. Just tossing some birth control pills into his wild turkey. Seems pretty reasonable when you consider that the man she loved forced her to spend her final childbearing years watching him drug up a white lady and fuck her.

Protip Dick, never send anyone anything written that you wouldn't be okay with the whole world reading. Actually, since Marie is apparently recording your conversations, apply thar rule to the spoken word as well. This is the future you chose.

 

[MemeGrey]

What Grudge?

The massive hate boner you have for some nobody with no content that people only talk about cause they hate her boyfriend.

So what is funny amongst the trash fire?

I originally thought this thread should be a community watch because Dick has surrounded himself with literal retards and autists, currently though his response to these leaks and people challenging him has sent him spiralling and its funny watching him try to give hot takes while fat virgins tell him how funny he is.

You strike me as the kind of person who drills down demanding evidence then disregards the evidence once its handed to you.

Why though? Show me where i disregard evidence. Oh wait you can't because nobody has posted any.

Since this thread is mostly ex TDS and BPITU fans

Lol I couldn't stand BPITU and most people here still listen to TDS.

Reading your post history, a lot of what you post here is on either Dicks thread, the trashfire thread, or something slightly related to the world of TDS, and in most of it you are saying the same "Dick is super cool Alpha chad" stuff. Not a great look....

Its the current hot topic, I have maintained that the original texts are less funny because ultimately Dick had sex with JLH and it makes her look stupid.

Link my post where I call him an alpha chad.

Also looking through peoples post history isn't mega gay don't worry