Containment What If?

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a pig?

He isn't already?

What if Chris owned the Game Place?

 

[Vaffanculo]

What if Chris was your cousin?

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris was your cousin?

"I don't have a cousin"

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was your cousin?

Then you can call me Cousin Itt.

Spoiler

What if Chris was an acrobat?

 

[Stress Sigh]

Then you can call me Cousin Itt.

Spoiler

What if Chris was an acrobat?

He'd parkay everywhere.

 

[chimpburgers]

What if Chris ever met 03bgood in real lfie?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris took the challenge to eat nothing but McDonald's in a 30-day period for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris took the challenge to eat nothing but McDonald's in a 30-day period for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

I don't think anything would change.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris took the challenge to eat nothing but McDonald's in a 30-day period for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

I thought he already took the challenge to eat it for the rest of his life.

 

[Milford Grimley]

What if Chris owned the Game Place?

Michael Snyder would run him over.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris bombed the Game Place when it was still there?

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if chris was in mars one?

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris called Barb's bluff and and start doing bad all by his badass self? How would Barb react? What would happen?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

mars one

I asked this awhile back - the consensus seemed to be that it was impossible since Chris pretty much never leaves his tiny corner of Virginia, let alone the entire planet, IIRC. Even when Chris did leave Virginia, he's never even left the USA (which, according to the Father Call, is something he sees as good).

But if Chris was on Mars, the answer would depend on if Barb is with him. But probably something about dirty crapped briefs and doing nothing.

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris didn't have big tits

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris didn't have big tits

He might not be obsessed with having men wear bras.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I asked this awhile back - the consensus seemed to be that it was impossible since Chris pretty much never leaves his tiny corner of Virginia, let alone the entire planet, IIRC. Even when Chris did leave Virginia, he's never even left the USA (which, according to the Father Call, is something he sees as good).

But if Chris was on Mars, the answer would depend on if Barb is with him. But probably something about dirty crapped briefs and doing nothing.

I think it would be horrifying to have chris around you for 1 year and 6 months on a ship with less than 20m² and to stay with him for the rest of your life on dead planet.
also hygiene in space would be much worse since you have limited water and supplies.
But i really wanted to this hoax to take off,i want to see random people with no experience in space,try to live out in a completely hostile environment

What if Chris bombed the Game Place when it was still there?

Sadly no bob to rescue him from the blast zone.

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris called Barb's bluff and and start doing bad all by his badass self? How would Barb react? What would happen?

It'd go a little something like this.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris bombed the Game Place when it was still there?

"Well, well, well, you damn greedy Snyder, I really showed you! Now that you're dead and your store's been blown up, there's no choice but for you to unban me from it! Wait..."

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if chris survived a nuclear holocaust?
would he become salad fingers?